I USE MY FLY-SWAT-TER TO SWAT BACK THE SWAT TEAM WITH AN EXPLOSION IN VIRGINIA MANCOW STYLE!

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    HOUSE EXPLOSION ROCKS VIRGINIA NEIGHBORHOOD AS POLICE TRY TO SERVE SEARCH WARRANT

    LORD SAID
    (I HAVE A BEING OF MASS DESTRUCTION TO DO THIS)
    I’M BRINGING THE HAUNTED HOUSE TO YOUR DOORSTEP! YOU WON’T HAVE TO TRAVEL TO IT!
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