THUS SAID THE LORD! I’M GOING TO TWIST ISRAEL INTO A PRETZEL RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES! SAID THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! FOR FIGHTING AGAINST ME AGAIN AND AGAIN! PATRONIZE ME AGAIN! I’M GOING TO CHALLENGE YOUR SHADOW, ISRAEL! THE ONE WITH NO POWER, EXCEPT YOU GIVE IT TO THEM! LET’S SEE WHO GOT THE REAL POWER, SAID THE LORD! YOU’VE SENT ASSASSINS ON THE WAY, AND SO AM I, SAID THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY!

I’M GOING TO TWIST ISRAEL INTO A PRETZEL RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR EYES, SAID THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY, FOR FIGHTING AGAINST ME AGAIN AND AGAIN!

I’M GOING TO BREAK THE SUNSHINE RULE AND GIVE UTTER DARKNESS.

YOU WILL BE CAMPING AND EATING IN THE STREETS.YOU’LL BE STARRY-EYED AGAIN BUT I’M GOING TO MULTIPLY IT A MILLION FOLD. A SIGN OF WHAT I’M GOING TO DO IF YOU TOUCH AARON OR ANYBODY IN MY FOLD!

I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU HICCUP BLOOD, AN INVOLUNTARY REACTION.
IN THE HEART OF AMERICA FOR ALL OF YOUR PRESS TO SEE!
SINCE YOU FAILED TO DROP THOSE CHARGES, I’M GOING TO DO IT FOR YOU!

VISION OF GOD LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY.

God ain’t thinking about your petty warrant.

A BAR-B-QUE LIKE NO OTHER, THE BURNING MAN HAS RETURNED.

I’M GOING TO BURN WHOLE CITIES, SAID THE LORD THY GOD! I’M GOING TO DO SODOM AND GOMORRAH A FAVOR, AND LET THEM OUT AND GIVE THEM THE POWER TO KILL YOU IN THE SAME WAY!