FEB 22, 2024 – THUS SAID THE LORD, YOU ARE GOING TO SEE WHY I TOLD MANKIND TO FEAR ME! THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE AND DREADFUL GOD! MY SCOPE OF VENGEANCE HAS NO BOUNDS. I’VE BEEN DESTROYING WORLDS FOR ETERNITY! MANY JUST LIKE YOURS!
BRAZIL MOCKS CHRIST! THUS SAITH THE I’M GOING TO BE WILDING OUT, SWINGING, AND FLOODING LIKE STEVE URKEL, LIKE A MAN WITH NO TALENT! A VICIOUS GOD! THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE AND DREADFUL GOD! MY SCOPE OF VENGEANCE HAS NO BOUNDS. APRIL 27TH, I’M GOING TO SWALLOW YOU UP IN A FLOOD!
Previous article![]( "00000000 BARRON! THUS SAITH THE LORD! SHOW YOU HOW NASTY I CAN GET!!! I’M PRACTICING MY RIGHT AND LEFT HOOKS, SEE WHICH ONE TRUMP WANTS! I’M GONNA GIVE HIM THE MAD MAD FAMILY PACKAGE IF HE DARES TEMPT ME IN ANY WAY, SAID THE LORD! I’LL FLATTEN HIS SON AS FLAT AS A PANCAKE! I’M THE PANCAKE MAN! TELL HIM WHAT I SAID, I’M A VICIOUS GOD LIKE NO OTHER! AND I LOVE KILLING CHILDREN, ASK PHAROAH! A JUDAIC DREAM AND A NIGHTMARE! Lady: Give me a minute to run! A RESTAURANT WORKER, I’M GONNA BE THAT VICIOUS AND MORE! ACCELERANT! BURGER KING! THE PRESIDENT IS IN DANGER, MOCKING YOU BEHIND CLOSED DOORS! THUS SAITH THE LORD! I’M THE PANCAKE MAN! IF HE TEMPTS ME IN ANY WAY, I’M GOING TO FLATTEN HIS SON! BUT YOU SHOWED MY CHILD NO MERCY, AS YOU DOLLED OUT THE PARDONS! I WILL MAKE YOU VICIOUSLY REGRET IT! AND ALL THAT KNOW YOU, AND ALL OF YOUR NEXT OF KIN! VISION I HEAR SOMEBODY SINGING, “MY MISSILES ON THE WAY, MY MISSILES ON THE WAY, AND A BUNCH OF OTHER TERROR,” SAID THE LORD! NO ONE CAN ALTER MY FUTURE! VISION SEE A YOUNG BARRON LYING IN A CASKET WITH WHAT APPEARS TO BE A BLACK DOT ON HIS FOREHEAD! SOMEONE PULLS BACK HIS CLOTHING AND HIS BODY IS BURNED! THUS SAITH THE LORD! I’M THE PANCAKE MAN! I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE FULL AX TREATMENT!")
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