I’M SENDING THE KILLER CLOWN YOUR WAY!
A KILLER CLOWN LIKE NO OTHER!
HE SMELLS DISASTER YEARS AHEAD OF TIME!
A TIME BOMB IN YOUR FACE!
I’M SENDING THE KILLER CLOWN YOUR WAY! A KILLER CLOWN LIKE NO OTHER! HE SMELLS DISASTER YEARS AHEAD OF TIME! A TIME BOMB IN YOUR FACE! DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH! WHATEVER YOU DO TO AARON OR HIS FAMILY OR PETS, OR VAN! I’MA GIVE YOU A MILLION TIMES WORSE! DIGNATORY! YOU CAN’T GET OUT! IT’S MEAL TIME! I’MA GET YOU AND YOUR FOSTER KIDS! PEDRO! COMPODORAE! STUPID! JUST FOR A THOUSAND BUCKS! SPECTACULAR! FOREHEAD! CLASSICAL MUSIC! 1/3RD OF THE GRASS WAS BURNED! NUCLEAR WAR SAITH THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!
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