DEADLINE 5/31/25 4:49am, PONDEROSA! VISION I SEE THIS BOTTLE AND I SEE THIS ROAD A WINDING ROUND AROUND A MOUNTAIN. I SEE THIS BIG LUMP OF FLESH 3 FT BY 6 FT AND WHEN I SAW IT THE LORD SAID ROADKILL FBI AGENT! I SAW A BOTTLE OF POMPEII OLIVE OIL IN THE REFRIGERATOR! THEN I SAW SOME KIND OF MONSTER STANDING LEANING DOWN BY THE ROADKILL VICTUM BY THE FOOT! VOLCANO! DONT PLAY WITH ME! YOU’RE NOT GONNA LIKE IT! VISION: BALD GUY WITH TEARS ROLLING DOWN HIS CHEEKS, A FELLOW HUMAN BEING! A DISASTER STRUCK! FBI INTENTIONAL! A CRAZY DEATH! TEAM OF MEN, AND A FEW WOMEN, 1 MEMBER MISSING, THEY’RE ABOUT TO SALUTE THEIR FALLEN COMRADE (A FBI AGENT, A FREAK ACCIDENT! 6:08AM, VISION LADY CLOSING A BOOK, TREMBLING LIKE SHE CAN’T TAKE NO MORE, SUPER DOG WITH CAPE, FLOATING ON SOME TYPE OF CONTRAPTION FLOATING ABOVE ROAD KILL FBI AGENT, HE’S HE’S THE ONE THAT CAUSED THE ROADKILL, I INCLUDE EVERYTHING, SAID THE LORD, IN YOUR PRAYERS! I STUFFED IT DOWN THEIR OFFICE! 6:13PM