I’M GOING TO WHIP AN iTUNES FORMULA ON YOU!
SING A DIANE RHYMES TIDE! RHYME ON YOU!
DIANE, AS DIE, DIANNE! DIE!
DIE AND DIE SOME MORE, THAT’S ALL I GOT FOR YOU!
The search for “Diane Keaton punch bowl affair” likely refers to a scene in the 2001 film Town & Country, in which Keaton co-stars with Warren Beatty, Goldie Hawn, and Garry Shandling.
The film centers on the marital issues of a group of wealthy New Yorkers. In the story, Keaton’s character, Ellie Stoddard, is married to Warren Beatty’s character, Porter.
While Porter is having an affair, the “punch bowl” moment involves the movie’s secondary couple, Griffin and Mona, played by Garry Shandling and Goldie Hawn. During a party, Mona catches her husband, Griffin, cheating on her after spying him in a bed-and-breakfast with a redhead, who later turns out to be a transvestite. This public confrontation at the party, where a punch bowl is featured, becomes a memorable and cringeworthy sequence in the film.
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I’MA GET HIM TO! SAITH THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!
