Former CNN Anchor Valerie Hoff Decarlo Dead At 62, 4 STAGE LUNG CANER
10-4-25
I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW CRUEL AND VICIOUS I CAN GET!
TEAR YOUR LUNGS AND YOUR STOMACH OUT! (VALERIA HOFF DIED OF 4 STAGE LUNG CANCER)
VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD! I’M GOING TO HAVE THAT SURGEON CUT ALL OVER YOU, UP, DOWN, AND AROUND AND AROUND WE GO!
HEAR ME, FBI, UP, DOWN, AND AROUND, AND AROUND WE GO! I’M GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU TWICE AS HARD,
AND TWICE AS FAST! 1:03am,
CHEW AT YOUR FUTURE CHILDREN!
A FAMILY NIGHTMARE, EVERYBODY’S GOT CANCER!
A BALLERINA EFFECT ON STEROIDS!
I TOLD YOU I COULD KILL TWO AND THREE AT ONCE! HOW ABOUT THE WHOLE FAMILY AT ONCE!
A CANCER REPORT ON ALL YOUR LIVES!
A VICIOUS HOLLYWOOD NIGHTMARE!
10-5-24
I’M COMING AFTER CNN, AND REMEMBER, I DON’T HAVE A CONSCIENCE,
AND THE REST OF YOU MORONS
THAT REFUSED TO PRINT MY MURDERS.
STEP BY STEP KILLING.
REM AND STEMPY.
A DUST BOWL
AND A HAMMERTIME KIT.
AN EXCLUSIVE NEWS CYCLE.
YOUR ERA HAS ENDED.
I’M GOING TO TAKE OVER THE NEWS NOW.
I’M GOING TO BASH SOME MORE HEADS IN.
MYSTERIOUS KILLINGS.
10/26/25
CALL IT, “MY VICIOUS LOVE”!
A SPIDERWEB CONVENTION!
I’M GOING TO GET YOU ALL!
CANCER, CANCER, CANCER, CANCER, CANCER, CANCER!
A THOUSAND TIMES, SAID THE LORD!
WAKE UP, SWEET SUSIE!
I’MA MAKE IT PAINFUL, SAID THE LORD!
MAKE YOU WISH YOU NEVER HAD A CHARGED AARON, OR HIS FAMILY! 4:31pm,
I’M GOING TO GET YOU BOSSES TOO!
A LIP GLOSS STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN!
I’MA PUT LIPSTICK ON THE PIG!
THEN I’M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY FIST!
BUST YOUR WHOLE LIP AND YOUR LIFE!
A LIPSTICK ALLEY EVENT! 4:32pm,
WHAT HELL YOU GOT FOR ANYBODY?
8/8/24
I’MA CRACK SOME HEADS AT CNN IN THE MEANTIME.
FIND OUT WHY THEY COULDN’T FIND A SLOT FOR YOU.
I’MA BRANDISH MY KNIFE AGAIN AND AGAIN.
CUT SOME INTERTUBES OUT, AND SOME INTESTINES OUT WHILE I’M AT IT.
I’M A VICIOUS GOD.
VICIOUS FOR MY PEOPLE.
I’MA MAKE THEM AFRAID TO COME TO WORK.
ITALIAN GANGSTER STYLE.
Bike zoomed past the back of me, superfast.
I’MA DRIVE THE HITMAN TO THEIR FRONT DOOR.
I’MA START ASSASSINATING SOME PRESS.
I’MA PLAY WHACK-A-MOLE.
I’MA ZOOM RIGHT THROUGH SECURITY.
I’MA PLANT MY FLAG RIGHT ON THE TOP OF CNN, RIGHT ON THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS.
I’LL SEE WHO LAUGHS WHEN I’M FINISHED.
I’MA MAKE BRAIN SOUP AGAIN.
GIVE THAT SLOT TO A NIGGER, ‘OH NO WE AIN’T.
MANY OF THE NEWS OUTLETS SAY THIS.
MANY OF THE PRESS.
I’M GONNA START ASSASSINATING GANGSTER STYLE.
MY RULES, YOU’RE A GUEST ON MY PLANET.
10/5/25
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “ARE WE GOING TO KEEP HIDING THIS?”,
CNN GOING HOME SCARED EVERY NIGHT!
A STUNNING RETRIBUTION!
BIG SHIRLEY IS UPON YOU!
I’MA OPEN UP A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS!
A GERMAN SANDOFF!
PIT ONE AGAINST ANOTHER!
WHEN NEWSROOM BREAKS, THEY ALL BREAK!
AND FBI, YOU’RE GOING TO BE LEFT STANDING IN THE DUST!
A HITLER MANIAC IS WHAT THEY’RE GOING TO CALL YOU!
HE WATCHED ALL THESE DEATHS AND DID NOTHING, AND IN FACT, YOU’RE CONSIDERED TO ORDERED IT!
I TOLD YOU I WAS GOING TO BLAME IT ON YOU, AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHATS COMING!
SHAME, SHAME, AND MORE SHAME!
YOU AMBULANCE CHASERS! 4:31AM,
BURY THE AMBULANCE, BURY AARON PRICE, BURY THE WEBSITE,
AND TRY TO BURY THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’MA SHOVEL YOUR GRAVES!
PUT YOU AND YOUR KIDS IN IT!
A BACKLASH LIKE NO OTHER!
YOUR NEIGHBORS WILL HUNT AND KILL YOU!
FRIENDS AND STAUNCH ALLIES WILL BECOME ENEMIES!
THEY’RE GONNA OUT YOU LIKE YOU OUTED THE WEBSITE!
“GET THAT BLANK OUT OF HERE”,
KILL YOU IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND NO ONE DOES NOTHING, INCLUDING TRUMP!
THEY’RE GOING TO GIVE A STAND DOWN ORDER TO WHOEVER TRIES TO STOP IT!
LET YOUR BLOOD RUN FREELY IN THE STREETS!
KILLED BY YOUR OWN AGENTS,
BECAUSE THEY DON’T WANT THIS GOD KILLING THEM! 4:34PM,
AND I’M GOING TO HONOR THEIR FAITH!
CALL IT “MY HONOR KILLING”!
SURVEILLANCE TEAM AGAINST SURVEILLANCE TEAM!
A SHOOTOUT LIKE NO OTHER!
THE OK CORRAL IN THE OFFICE, SAID THE LORD!
WHO CAN SHOOT FIRST!
I’MA GET YOUR ASS REAL GOOD!
A GERMANY BLITZKRIEG!
LET’S SEE HOW FAST YOU CAN RUN!
BATON ROUGE, LOUISIANA! 4:36PM,
A HOSPICE UNIT!
A TRICKLE-DOWN AFFAIR!
A SNITCH IN TIME! 4:38PM,
