I’M GOING TO BASH YOUR HAMBURGER HEAD, A HAMBURGER ALLEY! I’M GOING TO BASH YOUR HEAD (MEAT HEAD) UP REAL GOOD! A HOLLOWED OUT NIGHTMARE! A VICIOUS KILLING! I’M GOING TO MAKE HAMBURGER MEAT AND HAMBURGER BUNS! A VICIOUS JEWISH TRIBE (HE WAS JEWISH)! I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU YOU’RE DELICIOUS! A NIGHTTIME MASSACRE! A REPUBLICAN NIGHTMARE! THE FAMILY VALUES TORN APART! (airing on Sunday nights in later seasons and for its sequel Archie Bunker’s Place)! A SUNDAY EVENING LEFT BEHIND! FOCUS ON THE FAMILY (ALL IN THE FAMILY)! A DC HAMBURGER EVENT, GANGSTER STYLE! A 4TH LEVEL DISGUISED AS A 15TH LEVEL! I’M GOING TO FREAK YOU OUT ON THIS ONE! YOU’VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING YET! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW POWERFUL I AM!!! A COOKIE CUTTER GHOST PEPPER SANDWICH! 8:54pm, ONE YOU CAN’T TAKE, NEITHER CAN YOUR FAMILY! I’M GOING TO GET YOUR BOSSES AND STAKE THEM TO THE STEAK! I KNOW EVERY ONE OF THEM AND WHERE THEY LIVE AND WHERE THEIR CHILDREN LIVE! I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU YOU’RE NO GOD, AND YOU NEVER WAS! I LOVE THE GENERATIONAL GAP! I’M GOING TO TAKE TWO KIDS FOR EVERY FBI AGENT! VIOLENTLY! MACARONI AND CHINESE, AND I HAVE FUN KILLING YOU! ‘M GOING TO BRING THEM DOWN UPON YOU LIKE WHITE ON RICE! THIS IS WHERE I WANT THEM TO GO! A BLANK FRAUD! I’VE GIVEN THE CHINESE A BLANK CHECK AGAINST YOU! A TICKET TO STARDON!