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I’MA PERCOLATE MY COFFEE (HUSBAND WAS COFFEY ANDERSON) I’MA CANCERIZE THE RHINOCEROS! CRUSH THAT SPEER (SHE DANCED FOR BRITNEY SPEERS) YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD! THE HONEYMOON IS OVER! YOUR SUPPORT TEAMS (HEAD TRAINER FOR DALLAS COWBOYS CHEERLEADERS)! I’M GONNA KILL THEM DEAD! ! WITH YOU IN IT!  I’MA TERRORIZE THE KITTEN! SHOW YOU THE SCOPE OF MY VIOLENCE!  I’M GONNA EXAGGERATE MY VIOLENCE! I’MA PIGEON TOE THE BOSSES, THOSE THAT THINK I WAS UNAWARE OF THEM! I’MA SMASH YOUR ADAM’S APPLE! GIVE YOU CANCER TO THE 9TH DEGREE FOR SPEAKING AGAINST ME! I HEAR AND CATALOGUE EVERY WORD AND EVERY THOUGHT, SAID THE LORD! I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD! I’M GONNA TRAIN YOU TO KEEP AARON’S NAME AND MY NAME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH! TARGET PRACTICE! I’M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU REAL GOOD AND REAL WELL! CALL IT THE REAL REAL, SAID THE LORD! I’MA SPIN YOUR HATE RIGHT ON YOUR SIDE! I’MA PERCOLATE MY COFFEE (HUSBAND WAS COOFFEY ANDERSON) ! WITH YOU IN IT! HEAT UP THE BUMB STRIPS ON YOUR FACE! THAT YOU THOUGHT WERE JUST AN IRRIGATION! I’MA TEAR YOUR SKIN RIGHT OFF, AND MAKE YOU SCREAM IN HORROR! I TOLD YOU AND WARNED YOU AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE THE FBI AND PHAROAH! YOU CHRISTIANS ARE THE BIGGEST FOOL! YOU THINK I’M A DASTARDLY FOOL LIKE YOU, YOU DECEIVED YOURSELF! JUST AS VALID AS I SWORE AN OATH TO THE CHILDREN IN THE DESERT IN THE OLD TESTAMENT THAT THEY WOULD NOT ENTER INTO MY REST, I SWEAR, YOU WILL NEVER ENTER MY KINGDOM, SAID THE LORD!

YOU THINK I’M A DASTARDLY FOOL LIKE YOU, YOU DECEIVED YOURSELF!

JUST AS VALID AS I SWORE AN OATH TO THE CHILDREN IN THE DESERT IN THE OLD TESTAMENT THAT THEY WOULD NOT ENTER INTO MY REST, I SWEAR, YOU WILL NEVER ENTER MY KINGDOM, SAID THE LORD!

I DO WHAT I WANT, I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!

AND I TOLD YOU AND WARNED YOU AGAINST PEOPLE LIKE THE FBI AND PHAROAH!

KING

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