(DOUG LAMALFA, A 4TH GENERATION RICE FARMER)! !I’MA COME THROUGH CONGRESS LIKE WHITE ON RICE! 6:47am, 1-4-26, THE CONGRESSIONAL JELLO HEAD! I’MA SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE! A BATTERING RAM THROUGH CONGRESS! I’M GOING TO PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF AT CHAPPAQUIDDICK! 6:48am, 1-4-26, PAUSE AND KILL A FEW SENATORS AT ONCE! I’M GOING TO LEAVE YOUR KIDS STARRY-EYED WITH PAIN! A SOBERING NIGHTMARE! HOW DO YOU FIGHT A GOD THAT’S EVERYWHERE AT ONCE AND CAN DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING AT ONCE! NO NOTICE NEEDED! AND NO ANGELS NEEDED! HE LOOKS AT YOU AND YOU DIE!

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DRUDGE REPORT, “Why did you put our lives in danger?”,
“It doesn’t matter what you believed”,
“He was killing us at will”,
“Laughing the whole step of the way”,
“And your god couldn’t stop him”,
“Not one iota”,
“A government victory”,
“The laughing stock of the world”,

I’MA COME THROUGH CONGRESS LIKE WHITE ON RICE! 6:47am, 1-4-26,
THE CONGRESSIONAL JELLO HEAD!
IF SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE!
A BATTERING RAM THROUGH CONGRESS!
MELLOW YELLOW SKIN! 6:47am,
THE WORST KIND!

PAUSE AND KILL A FEW SENATORS AT ONCE!
I’MA JIMMY-RIGG THE GERRYMANDER!
HIT THE SUPREME COURT TWICE!
A SAFETY ISSUE, NO, A GOD ISSUE!
I’M GOING TO PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF AT CHAPPAQUIDDICK! 6:48am, 1-4-26,
A SOBERING NIGHTMARE!
HOW DO YOU FIGHT A GOD THAT’S EVERYWHERE AT ONCE AND CAN DO ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING AT ONCE!
NO NOTICE NEEDED!

AND NO ANGELS NEEDED!
HE LOOKS AT YOU AND YOU DIE!

I’VE LOOKED AT THE SUPREME COURT AND FOUND THEM WANTING!
NO PLACE FOR AARON ON THE STOOL!
AN OUTLAW FAME!
JESSE JAMES IS HIS NICKNAME!
I’MA NICKNAME YOU THE HELLCAT FROM HELL!
PAIN, PAIN, AND MORE PAIN! 6:50am,
I’M GOING TO LEAVE YOUR KIDS STARRY-EYED WITH PAIN!
MELT THEIR BRAINS AND THEIR HEARTS AWAY!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU SCREAM, SCREAM, SCREAM,
OUTLOUD TO THE PRESS!

A VICIOUS NIGHTMARE OVER AND OVER AGAIN!