I’LL MAKE THE SHARK TANK PAY FOR FAILING TO HELP AARON (WE INTERVIEWED, PROMOTED, AND ASKED FOR HELP FOR YEARS)! YOU SHOULD HAVE EMPTIED YOUR POCKETS TO HELP HIM! I’M GOING TO PUT CANCER IN YOUR POCKET AND MAKE YOU KEEP IT FOREVER! 1/21/26 10:47:04 AM I’M A SHARK TANK NIGHTMARE SAITH THE LORD JESUS CHRIST OF REVALATION!!!

A BEDOUIN DISEASE!
SHOW YOU HOW SKILLFUL I CAN BE!
NO TV SHOW NEEDED!
I’M GOING TO PUMP YOU FULL OF STEROIDS!

AN ALI AKBAR MOMENT!
I’M GOING TO GET THE STAFF, THE CHOOSER, AND THE PICKER!
A NIGHTMARE ALLEY GONE WRONG!
I’M GOING TO DISAPPEAR WHEN YOU ASK FOR MY HELP!
WHEN THE PAIN IS TOO GREAT!

A SHAMU NIGHTMARE! 10:48 AM
I’MA DOUSE THE SHOW FLAMES!
A RIGGITY, RIGGITY, CLICK, CLAP!

A BRUTAL VILLAIN!
LET GO OF MY ARM, HONEY!
I’M GOING TO GET YOUR WIVES AND BABIES TOO!
SHOW YOU I’MA VICIOUS GOD! A GOD WITHOUT A CONSCIOUS!
LET’S PLAY A GAME!\
CALL IT HIDE AND SEEK!
A DIPOLE ATTACK! 10:50 AM
EVERYBODY START YOUR ENGINES!
WE SPRINT TO THE FINISH LINE!
AT THE FINISH LINE IS DEATH!
MECHANICAL NIGHTMARE
A SOLDIERS ZONE!

I’M GOING TO MAKE YOUR MILITARY PAY FOR STALLING ON THESE CHARGES!
PAID DEARLY AND HEAVILY!
I’MA TO STREAM THE TEARS ACROSS NATIONAL TELEVISION! 1/21/26 10:51:34 AM

A SCOPES TRIAL LIKE NO OTHER!
A VICTORY DANCE!
CHATTONEWGA TENNESSEE!
A HARP IN THE FUNERAL!
WHERE DID THIS GOD COME FROM?

WAS AARON HIDING HIM? 10:52:20 AM
A BUNCH OF FOOLS!

I’M GOING TO ABANDON YOU WHEN YOU CALL FOR MY HELP!
HEAR ME, SURVEILLANCE TEAM! I’MA ABANDON YOU WHEN YOU CALL FOR MY HELP!
AND YOU CERTAINLY WILL!
CALL THAT LYING, RABBI!

THE ONE THAT SAYS, WE’LL PRAY FOR YOU! AND THEY WENT AND CALLED FOR AN ASSASSIN!
I KNOW EVERYTHING IS SAID THE LORD!
BITCH, PLEASE!
THE TONKA TOY APPARATUS!
A SMORGASBORD NIGHTMARE!