2-8-26
I’M GOING TO DISAPPEAR YOUR CHILDREN, SAID THE LORD! 6:15AM,
A TRAIN WRECK!
A TRAIN WRECK OF TRUTH!
A CUT GILL ATTACK!
I’MA SPELL CUT DIFFERENTLY!
CALL IT A CARVING!
I’MA CARVE A HALLOWEEN MASK LIKE I DID ON TRUMP! 6:25AM,
SHOW YOU HOW STUPID YOU ARE!
A HOUDAI/WHO-DAY NIGHTMARE!
PLANET FITNESS HEARON!
YOU’RE NOT FIT FOR TRIAL! I’M GONNA DISCOMBOBULATE YOU!
A CHINESE ATTACK!
A MONSTER ATTACK, SCORE ONE FOR THE VICTIMS!
I’M GOING TO TRAIN YOU IN THE VIOLENCE OF GOD! 6:27AM,
I’M GOING TO MAKE THE SURVEILLANCE TEAM WEEP!
SAY, “THIS PAYCHECK AIN’T WORTH IT”!
I’M GOING TO DOUBLE UP MY MURDERS!
A MULTIPLICATION NIGHTMARE!
DROP DEAD IN THE COURTROOM, RIGHT IN THE COURTROOM, MY COURTESY, SAID THE LORD!
YOU’RE ON TRIAL, BITCH!
A VEGETATION NIGHTMARE!
THE HOLY GRAIL ARMY!
MORE VIOLENT THAN EVER!
YOU SNOOZE, YOU LOSE, THAT’S MY MOTTO!
AARON FIGURED THIS OUT EARLY!
NOW HE DOESN’T HAVE TO PRAY AT ALL, NONE AT ALL!
I’M ON AUTOPILOT!
HE’S RIGHT!
I KILL ACCORDING TO HOW ANGRY HE GETS, WHETHER HE’S DEAD OR ALIVE, OR IN HEAVEN!
A SNIPER’S ALLEY! 6:31AM,
YOU CAN’T KILL ME!
I’M GOING TO TORTURE YOU IN HELL AND ON EARTH!
GET YOUR FAMILY TIES TO THE FBI!
SCOOP YOU UP ALL IN HELL!
A BLISTERING ATTACK!
A MONA LISA MOUNTAIN!
A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL!
A FLORAL MAD COW’S DISEASE!
A CHRISTIAN SANITY, WAKE UP!
I’M NOT THE GOD YOU THOUGHT I WAS!
YOU NEVER REALLY BELIEVED MY WORD!
VISION: SOMEBODY LAUGHING, “OH, HUH, OH, HUH, COCOA PUFFS”,
A DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “THE FBI MESSED THIS S-H-I-T UP REAL BAD”,
LIKE I SAID, I’M GOING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU!
A CONTAGIOUS ATTACK! 6:37AM,
MORE COPYCATS THAN REAL CRIMES!
ALL OF THEM DAILY!
SAVANNAH!
SO YOU WANT TO DIE ON A HILL!
A BLOOD MASSACRE!
POP GOES THE WEASEL!
A TORTILLA ATTACK!
YOU MOVED AT A SNAIL’S PACE TO HELP AARON, NOW I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!
A JULIAN NIGHTMARE!
THE DEVIL’S NIGHTMARE!
A CHAINSAW MASSACRE!
WOULD YOU LIKE A PIECE OF BREAD? POLLY WANT A CRACKER!
THAT WAS YOUR LIGHT, A SHINING STONE!
A RUMPLESTILTSKIN MEETING!
“HOW DO WE ATTACK THE PRESS ON THIS ONE? TURN IT AROUND IN OUR FAVOR”,
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “BE HONEST WITH ME, YOU KNEW SHE WAS DEAD?”,
“THAT WAS NEVER CONFIRMED”,
BLOOD AND SMOKE! 6:43AM,
WHERE THERE’S SMOKE, THERE’S FIRE!
BURN BADLY!
RALPH CRAMDEN DEMISE!
WHY, I OUTTA SKIN YOU ALIVE!
THE TWO OF YOU!
THE REALITY YOU ASKED FOR THIS!
THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART!
THOUGHT YOU HAD AARON BY THE TAIL!
I’M GONNA BLAME YOU FOR EVERYTHING, SAID THE LORD!
HE ANNOUNCED THE KIDNAPPING AND YOU DID NOTHING!
TOLD YOU WHO, WHAT, WHEN, AND WHERE!
AND YOU PLAYED DUMB!
JUST LIKE THE TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!
I’MA GET MORE VIOLENT EACH TIME!
EACH TIME YOU DON’T DROP THE CHARGES, I GOT BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF LEVELS I CAN GO UP!
AND I LOVE IT WHEN YOU MAKE ME WAIT!
I’M MAKING HOME VISITS, SAID THE LORD, STRAIGHT TO YOUR CHILDREN! 6:47AM,
A MAN-COW’S DISEASE!
LET ME SEE YOU STAND BACK AND WATCH THIS TIME!
I’M GOING TO VISIT THE SURVEILLANCE TEAM IN THE MIDNIGHT AIR!
A JIFFY POPCORN AND I DON’T CARE!
BACAROON CANADA!
A NIGHTLY FORUM!
A HITMAN!
I’M GOING TO TAKE THE CHANNELS OFF THE AIR!
COMPLETE SILENCE!
VISION: SOMEBODY SERVING UP A PLATE OF FIRE, A BOWL, AND THERE’S FIRE IN THE BOWL, ON A PLATTER,
A SOUP AND SALAD DELIGHT!
I’M GOING TO MIX THE BONES TOGETHER!
A SIMPLE DELIGHT!
I’M GOING TO PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF, A DESERT MASSACRE!
A BEN VAREEN NIGHTMARE!
SALLY STRUTHERS EVERYWHERE! 6:51AM,
AIRSPACE TURNED OFF!
AGREE FOR YOUR UNITED FRONT!
I’M GOING TO MAKE MYSELF CLEAR AS DAY!
A DESERT HALLELUJAH MOMENT!
RALPH CRAMDEN STYLE!
POOF, YOU’RE GONE!
A NANCY GRACE MIRACLE!
PERFUME!
I’M GOING TO SET ASIDE AN ATTACK JUST FOR HER!
LIGHT UP THE SKY IN A MOMENT’S NOTICE!
VISION: RING WITH DIAMOND OR STUDS ON ONE SIDE OF IT,
SHOW YOU I’M CAPABLE OF ANYTHING!
ANYTHING BUT LYING! [HEBREW 6:18],
A TORTURE CHAMBER STAND STILL!
CALL IT, PRAY WITHOUT CEASING! [1 THESSALONIANS 5:17],
I’MA RE-VISIT EVERY MONSTER AARON DREAMS!
A CALIGULA NIGHTMARE!
A FLOYD MAYWEATHER HIT SQUAD! 6:56AM,
A MULTIPLICATION ERROR!
I’M GOING TO MULTIPLY YOUR SORROWS!
MAKE YOU WEEP ON CAMERA AGAIN AND AGAIN!
START IT, STOP IT, AND START ALL OVER AGAIN!
DUST THOU ART AND TO DUST THOU SHALT RETURN! [GENESIS 3:19],
A FITTING FUNERAL!
AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE UGLY SMART!
A BENEFITS NOTICE!
I’VE GOT YOU AT THE TOP OF THE FOOD CHAIN!
ATLANTA GUTHRIE STYLE!
I ALWAYS WIN, SAID THE LORD!
ALWAYS!
PICTURE AN ANIMAL IN THE DESERT SNIFFING A BODY!
A STORMTROOPER’S CLAUSE!
I’M READY FOR YOU WHENEVER YOU COME!
A DURANT-DURANT SYNDROME! 7:01AM,
YOU’RE NOT GOING TO KNOCK MY SOCKS OFF, I’M GOING TO KNOCK YOUR SOCKS OFF!
YOU CAN’T EVEN FIND ME! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO KNOCK MY SOCKS OFF? YOU FOOL!
I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU ANOTHER LESSON IN A DISAPPEARING ACT!
MUCH MORE WORSE THAN THIS!
A CONCUBINE BUILDING!
A SISTER-SIGHT MAP!
I’MA MASSACRE AN ISLAND!
TEAR THE WEEDS UP WHEN I’M FINISHED!
A BENEVOLENT GOD, DO A VIOLENT GOD!
SURE AS HELL!
I’VE GOT YOUR DISCOVERY FOR YOU!
DISCOVER I’M A BADASS GOD!
VIOLENT AS HELL!
I’M GOING TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THOSE SNEERS!
IT DOESN’T MATTER WHO YOU ARE!
I’M KILLING YOU!
TO BE FRANK ABOUT IT! 7:04AM,
A BILLIONAIRE’S EAR SAWED OFF!
TRUMP IN DISGUISE!
THE GUTHRIE CHANNEL!
GUTHERIE!
I MADE A FOOL OUT OF YOU!
YOU KNEW AND DID NOTHING!
I’MA ADDRESS YOUR STUPIDITY!
MANY FLIGHTS DOWN, INCLUDING YOUR OWN!
A MEIN KAMPF THEORY!
THE FOOTHILLS!
LET’S THROW A TANTRUM PARTY!
“GET HIM OUT HERE TO ADDRESS US”,
IT’S ABC KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR!
A CHANNEL CURSED!
A CONTAINMENT FIELD!
VISION: JRL SAYING, “LET ME FIND THIS PLACE ON A MAP”,
READY, SET, BOOM!
A MUHAMMAD NIGHTMARE!
“OH, HE WAS THE LAST PROPHET”,
DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH! 7:10AM,
POOF, GONE UP IN SMOKE!
YOUR WHOLE THEORY AND LIES!
YOU HAD NO MIRACLES, JUST LIES, LIES, LIES!
TRYING TO PROP YOUR RELIGION!
YOU LEFT YOUR DAUGHTER AT HOME TO DIE!
PEEL BACK THE ONION!
YOUR LOYALTY REWARDS!`
FOR BEING LOYAL TO THE FBI!
A NOON TIME COMING SPECIAL!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET EVERY MOMENT OF IT!
RIGHT IN YOUR HOMES, SAID THE LORD!
CELEBRATE, I’M TAKING OUT THE GARBAGE!
AND YOU’RE DIRTY GARBAGE IN MY SIGHT!
SO ARE YOUR CHILDREN!
I’M GOING TO TRAP THEM WITH THE MICE!
SHOW YOU, YOU MEAN NOTHING TO ME, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
NEITHER DO YOUR PRAYERS!
A DOMINANT FIRING SQUAD! 7:18AM,
VISION: THE PRESS IS ASKING ME, “WHY ARE YOU AT A FOOD PANTRY?”,
“BECAUSE THE FBI STOLE FROM ME”,
THE LORD SAID, I’M GOING TO STEAL THEIR SOULS FROM THEM”,
PUT THEM IN AN EVERLASTING HELL! THAT’S MY CHILD BITCH!
YOU’RE LYING ON MY CHILD! I CAN NOT STEAL FROM MYSELF!
I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU WHO’S TRUTH IS TRUTH, BAN YOUR BITCH-ASS FROM HEAVEN!
I’MA CANCERIZE YOU LIKE TOAST!
EVERY ONE OF YOU, SAID THE LORD!
I NEVER MISS!
YOU SNOOZE, YOU DIE!
FBI, YOU SNOOZE, YOU DIE!
AND YOU’RE DYING ANYWAY! 7:30AM,
