[1-31-26] (Part 2)
SETTLEMENT! 2:14pm,
MOSAIC! 9:34pm,
A SMILE ATTACK!
I’M ALREADY LAUGHING!
A JOLLY GREEN GIANT!
A BEAN-STALKER!
A BODY SLAM AT THAT!
I HAVE AN ISSUE WITH YOUR TIMING!
SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL! 9:37pm,
I’MA UPSET THE LION AND THE TIGER!
SOMEBODY YOU WAITED AND CHALLENGED ME TO A FIGHT!
I’M GOING TO SMASH YOUR MOUTH IN STRAIGHT THROUGH YOUR TEETH!
A GOOD OLD-FASHIONED MOUTH WHUPIN!
I’M GOING TO TAKE ALL YOUR BRAGGING RIGHTS AWAY!
KNOCK ALL YOUR TEETH!
A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL!
A BRISTOL MEYERS CONVENTION!
YOU’RE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS!
A HEAVENLY TUB OF FIRE!
YOU’RE NOT IN THE MAJORITY ANYMORE!
NOWHERE NEAR IT!
I’MA VOTE YOU OUT THE HOUSE!
TERROR IN THE SKIES!
A SCORCHED EARTH POLICY!
YOU HAVE TO ALLOW GOD TO BE GOD!
OR I’LL BREAK YOUR NECK!
GANGSTER STYLE! 9:42pm,
DON’T LET ME ASK YOU TO DROP THE CHARGES AGAIN!
I’M HAPPY TO BRYSTOL MEYERS YOUR TEETH!
A COCOA NIGHTMARE!
I’M LIVID WITH YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
I’M GOING TO CRACK SOME SKULLS REAL HARD THIS TIME!
SHOW YOU HOW NASTY I CAN BE!
AN AUTOCRATIC EMPIRE!
A DOMINO EFFECT!
A LOCAL TREATMENT!
RIGHT AT THE CENTER OF YOUR CHILD’S BRAIN!
I’M GOING TO DUST OFF MY ACHILLES HEEL!
A FRIEND OR FOE ATTITUDE!
AND YOU’RE ALWAYS THE FOE!
A CRACK OF DAWN ESCAPE HATCH!
I’M GOING TO LET YOU KNOW I KNOW EVERYTHING YOU DO AHEAD OF TIME!
I’M GOING TO WIPE THAT SMIRK OUT OF ALL YOUR FACES! 9:47pm,
A HILLBILLY POPTART!
BURNT AS HELL!
I LIKE FIRE AND ICE!
A JEWISH NIGHTMARE!
“Daddy, he won’t let up”,
NEITHER WILL I BE KIND TO YOU!
I’MA RAGE THE FIRE!
MAKE YOU RUN LIKE THE JEWS THROUGH THE STREETS!
NOW YOU HAVE A SHORT MEMORY!
FORGETTING THAT I’M ALL POWERFUL!
ANC ANYTHING I SAY, I DO!
A CALYPSO NIGHTTIME ATTACK!
GIVE A LITTLE, GIVE A LOT!
I’MA MAKE SURE I MANIFEST MYSELF TO YOU CLEARLY!
RIGHT THROUGH YOUR CLOSET TEAR ROOM!
GOING IN YOUR CLOSET TO PRAY!
ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU WANT TO TAKE THE BIBLE LITERALLY!
BUT WHEN I SAY, DROP THE CHARGES, OR GO TO THE PRESS, IT’S A FANTASY ALL OF A SUDDEN! 9:50pm,
I’M GOING TO BOWL YOU OVER WITH DEATH AND MAYHEM, RIGHT IN YOUR CLOSET!
I‘M A VICIOUS KIND OF GOD!
STUDYING HOW I CAN KILL YOU!
AND TERRORIZE YOU THE MOST!
A MILLION WAYS TO KILL YOUR LOVER!
JUST RUN OUT THE BACK, JACK!
WELL, I’M NOT GOING TO KILL YOU, JUST DESTROY YOUR UNITED CLAN!
DOUBLE BACK AND KILL YOU!
A TWO-STAGE MIRACLE!
HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN!
AN EPSTEIN RULE, HANG AROUND IN THE WRONG PLACE!
IT IS MY JOY TO KILL YOU!
I’MA MAKE YOUR CHILDREN RUN AWAY FROM HOME!
AND KILL THEM WHILE THEY’RE AT THE OUTHOUSE!
I’M A DIABOLICAL GOD PLUS!
I ALWAYS DEAL IN PLUS SIZES! 9:54pm,
GARGANTUAN NIGHTMARES!
ONE AFTER THE OTHER!
I TOLD YOU TO NIP IT IN THE BUD!
BUT YOU ACT LIKE YOU’RE HELPLESS!
I’M GOING TO STRETCH MY ATTACK AROUND THE CORNER!
A GOOD N’ PLENTY ROUTINE!
I’MA LET LOOSE ON YOUR NIGHT SKIPPER!
THE ONE THAT SHOULD HAVE WARNED YOU AHEAD OF TIME!
MAN OVER BOARD, MANY OVER BOARD!
A FURIOUS QUEEN ON FIRE!
THE QUEEN MARRIOT!
NO ROOM AT THE END, I’M GOING TO BURN THE INN DOWN!
GANGSTER STYLE!
TELL THE MARRIOT, I’M COMING!
I’M GOING TO SWITCH UP ROOMS ON YOU!
LIKE YOU SWITCHED UP ROOMS ON AARON!
A BLITZ-CAKE FUNERAL!
I’M BOILING MAD! 9:57pm,
AND YOU CAN’T TAKE ME WHEN I’M MAD!
A SILENCE OF THE LAMB!
I’M GOING TO ROTATE MY VIDEO *SEE LOOP OF KIDNAPER RELEASED*!
KILL THE JEWISH STONE AT THE BLACKSTONE!
30 MILLION MILES AWAY!
I’M MOVING AT LIGHT SPEED!
I CALCULATED MY TIME TO HIT YOU BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!
AND I NEVER MISS!
I’M GOING TO SMOTHER YOU IN SMOKE!
A PATRICIA CHILD’S AFFAIR!
Vision: Julia Childs, gray spatula in her hand,
JULIA CHILDS!
I’M HERE TO COOK YOU!
YOU’LL NEVER WIN AGAINST ME!
AN ATHEIST FOLLOWS YOU HOME!
WHACK, WHACK!
A ROBERT TOWNSEND AFFAIR!
I’M GONNA GET HIM FOR NOT HELPING YOU!
NICE POTATO HEAD!
A SKYSCRAPER NIGHTMARE!
SCRAPE THE PLANE OFF THE DECK! 10:02pm, 1-31-26,
A DOJ PAGEANT!
Vision: Patel saying, “He said our name”,
TREMBLING!
Vision: Axe in mid-air,
I’M GOING TO COME DOWN VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD!
AN UP LIFTING ASSIGNMENT!
“How can we silence this nigger?”,
I’MA SILENCE YOUR ASS, BOB PATTOON!
AARON SAYS NOTHING THAT I HAVEN’T DONE ALREADY, YOU FOOL!
I SPEAK TO YOU AFTER IT’S DONE!
AFTER MY ANGELS AND MONSTERS HAVE LEFT AND WENT HOME!
GOT TO MENTION NOW, FAVORITE! 10:04pm,
I SPEAK IT IN THE SPIRIT WORLD, AND IT AUTOMATICALLY HAPPENS IN THE NATURAL!
WAY BEFORE THE WORDS GET TO YOU, YOU FOOL! 10:04pm,
WAY BEFORE AARON HEARS THE WORDS!
I GOT IT LIKE THAT, SAID THE LORD!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’MA PIMP SLIDE YOU AND YOUR FAITH STRAIGHT TO HELL!
A FLAMES FULL OF FORGET-ME-NOTS!
FLAMES FULL OF WHAT-A-FOOL-I-AM!
“Warning after warning, and I listened to my bosses”,
Hoping against hope!
“Now I have no hope for an eternity”,
BATHED IN FLAMES!
NICKEL-PLATED ARMOR BURNT OFF!
A SCALDING LIKE NO OTHER!
A TORTURE CANDIDATE!
A DC NIGHTMARE!
“He’s killing our children”,
A PORCUPINE, I’MA STICK IT TO YOU REAL GOOD!
MAKE YOU WISH YOU’D NEVER MESSED WITH AARON OR HIS FAMILY!
OH, HOW I’M GOING TO WISH, A BURNT DISEASE! 10:08pm,
STICKUMS ALL OVER YOU!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU WISH AND RUN LIKE HELL!
GIVE YOUR BABY A NEW ATTITUDE, CALL IT, “CRY ALL NIGHT”,
ALL NIGHT LONG!
BEFORE YOU DIE!
Vision: Trump choking up at the podium saying, “He got my kid”,
“I don’t understand how this could happen”,
“He walked right through our defenses”,
A NIGHTMARE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
A COMPANION NOTICE, LIGHT SNOW!
A SACRIFICIAL LAMB, I’MA CHOP, CHOP!
A BUDDHIST NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO HAVE A DEMON FOLLOW KASH PATEL AROUND!
MAKE SURE HE MAKES A HIDEOUS MISTAKE!
A COREY HOLKHAM NIGHTMARE!
“How could this nigger be so dumb?”,
I’M GOING TO HAVE HIM DO 20 PODCASTS ON IT! 10:13am,
ASTONISH THE WHOLE WORLD AT TOUR STUPIDITY!
YOU’LL BE OUT OF A JOB AND OUT OF YOUR LIFE!
A BONDI CAPITAL MOMENT!
I’M COMING EARLY!
I GOT MY PREFERENCES SET TO KILL, KILL, KILL!
Vision: Big padded football player,
AN NFL TEAM JUST WENT DOWN!
A STREAK ACROSS THE NATION!
A MAD DASH TO THE FUNERAL HOME!
DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO RUN?
AND MAKE IT A PRIORITY!
I’M GOING TO SUBPOENA YOU INTO THE FIRE!
A BAPTISMAL EFFECT!
I’M KILLING YOU DIRECTLY!
YOU COURTROOM SPECTACLE!
ONCE IT’S OUT THERE, YOU GOING TO THE PRESS WILL BE TOO LATE!
I’M NOT GOING TO STOP KILLING YOU!
FOR MAKING ME WAIT! 10:17pm,
I’M GONNA SHOW YOU I NEVER NEEDED THE PRESS JUST TO KILL YOU!
I’VE GOT WORLDWIDE FAME IN HEAVEN! WHAT DO I NEED EARTH FOR?
YOU’RE THAT STUPID!
A JIM CARVELLE NEW ANOINTING, IT’S REVELATION TIME!
A STALK IN THE BEAN CYCLE!
I’MA PULL TRUMP’S CARD!
I’M GOING TO PULL HIS TRUMP CARD!
DASH HIS HOPES AGAIN AND AGAIN!
“This God is everywhere I turn”,
A NEWSMAN DIES!
A WIGGLE ROOM ON FIRE!
IT WAS SOMEBODY CRAZY!
A LIABILITY NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA LET YOU KNOW I CAN KILL ANYONE!
ON YOUR WAY TO GRANDMA’S HOUSE AND THE OUTHOUSE!
I’M GOING TO CURL YOUR TOE! 10:23pm,
A FRIGHT NIGHT LIKE NO OTHER!
PURE TERROR!
THIS LITTLE LIGHT OF MINE!
BEAUTIFUL, COME AS A CHILD!
HIDE YOUR OWN!
FOR ATHEISM WILL DIE!
I DARE ANYONE TO SAY I’M AN ATHEIST AFTER I’M DONE!
WHERE EAGLES SOAR!
A HOLOGRAM OF DEATH!
A KENNEDY ONE WHOP NIGHTMARE!
CHAPPAQUIDDICK REVISITED!
I’M GOING TO KEEP HITTING YOU AND YOUR iTUNES FAMILY!
THE CALM BEFORE THE STORM!
COUNTDOWN TO YOUR BEACH HEAD!
I KNOW YOU’RE STALLING FOR TIME!
AND I’M LAUGHING AS I KILL YOU!
WE’RE ON OUR WAY TO ARMAGEDDON, YOUR ARMAGEDDON!
I’M GONNA SPRAY PAINT YOUR DEMISE!
SUNDAY NIGHT! 10:29pm,
YOU’RE A FOOL!
A PYROMANIAC!
I START FIRES WHERE THERE IS NO FIRE, AND YOU WANT TO CHALLENGE ME!
I’M ALWAYS THE ALPHA DOG!
THE GOD ALMIGHTY!
AND YOU, A PUNY FOOL IN A SUIT!
THAT HAS TO USE THE BATHROOM THREE TIMES A DAY!
AN UNCLEAN ANIMAL!
BUT YOU’RE PERFECT IN YOUR OWN SIGHT!
I’MA STOMP THE TRUTH OUT OF YOU!
LET YOU KNOW, YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A WIGGLY WORM!
AND I’M GOING TO PUT YOU IN THE FIRE!
WE HAVE A CRITICAL CONDITION NIGHTMARE!
I’MA BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!
A DC TOMBSTONE!
MAP IT OUT!
AND STOP TALKING WHEN I’M TALKING TO YOU! 10:33pm,
I SEE YOU NOSE TO NOSE!
TUNA SANDWICHES!
ACCORDING TO THE WORLD, THE TOP REMOTE!
I’M GONNA FLICKER IT ACROSS THE SCREEN!
THIS IS THE VIOLATION YOU WANTED TO SEE!
IT DOESN’T MATTER ANY MORE, THAT IS ME!
YOUR PAINFUL ACKNOWLEDGEMENT!
THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A DELICATE FRAMEWORK!
A DOOMSDAY SCENARIO!
Vision: Somebody running down the street with a wagon,
A HUMBLE PIE!
I’M GOING TO WRITE YOUR NIGHTMARE IN CRAYON!
WEBSITE! 10:43pm
AN EVICTION NOTICE BROUGHT BY ME!
I’M SITTING AT THE TABLE ABOUT IT!
