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3/2/26 I’M GOING TO PICK YOUR PLANE OFF RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR! 9:31 AM I’M GOING TO PLAY TARGET PRACTICE WITH YOUR JETS! STING THEM WHILE THEY FLY! CROSS YOUR HEART AND HOPE TO DIE AND I’MA CRUSH! I REPEAT MYSELF! 9:59 AM I’MA BOUNCE YOUR PLANE OFF TO AIR AND BACK DOWN AGAIN!

I’MA BOUNCE YOUR PLANE OFF TO AIR AND BACK DOWN AGAIN!
I HEAR JENNIFER SAYING OH MY GOD I’M SO SCARED!
THAT’S THE WORLD BUT NOT AARON!
I’MA GET YO ASS REAL GOOD!
A RELIGIOUS MESS!
i HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING GET OUT OF HERE!
MEAN AS HELL!
A GUITAR CEILING!
YOUR NOT A MEEK AND HUMBLE PERSON LIKE YOU PORTRAY YOURSELF TO BE!
HE NEVER ASKED YOU FOR MONEY!
ALWAYS WANTED TO HELP YOU!
BUT YOU WERE TO BLIND TO SEE IT!
THAT’S WHY I’M ANGRY!

3/2/26 9:25:AM

I SEE A VISION OF A MECHANIC’S WRENCH! SOMEBODY TAKES IT AND CUTS IT IN HALF WITH SOME SCISSORS!
THE SCENE SWITCHES! WHEN SOMEBODY HOLDS UP A WINTER COAT, A HEAVY, HEAVY WINTER COAT, LIGHT BEIGE WITH A, LIKE, FURRY FEATHER, ALMOST LIKE AN ESKIMO, HOLDS UP IN FRONT OF ME AND SAYS, DAAAAAAAAAANG, LIKE THAT! I DON’T KNOW IF THEY WAS GIVING TO ME OR JUST HOLDING IT UP FOR ME OR WHAT!

A SCARY HALLELUJAH!
IT INSTANTLY MAKES MASSACRES!
MY GIFT TO YOU!
A HEFTY-SIZED HAMBURGER HUT!
FUNERALS TIMES, FUNERALS TIME, FUNERALS TIMES AMD MISSING BODIES!
A JESUIT NIGHTMARE! 9:27 AM
I’MA CLEAN THE CLOCK OF THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT!
A WINTERY ISLAND!
IT PUTS AN OINTMENT AROUND YOUR HEAD!
AND ANOINTING LIKE NO OTHER!
SAY SHAZAM! 15 MILLION TIMES!
DAVID WOULD BE JEALOUS!
THE SLINGSHOT SLAY GOLIATH! YOUR SLAYS FIFTEEN MILLION!
THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, THINK THERE GOLIATH!
I’MMA HAND THEM THEIR HEAD ON A SOAPBOX!
A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT!

HOT OFF THE PRESS!
I’M GOING TO LEAVE THIS JUSTICE DEPARTMENT, STARRY-EYED, DIZZY, AND CONFUSED!
TOO MANY DEAD!
THE WASH BOARD ABS ASSASSIN!
A COCONUT WALNUT HEAD CRUSHED!
A MALIBU NIGHTMARE!
A JAM PACKED FUNERAL!
NO BODY TO BE FOUND!

I’M GOING TO PICK YOUR PLANE OFF RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR!, 9:31AM
CREASE YOUR (JEANS) OR GENES WITH FIRE!
AND ENVELOPE MESS!

I’M GOING TO PLAY TARGET PRACTICE WITH YOUR JETS!
STING THEM WHILE THEY FLY!
CROSS YOUR HEART AND HOPE TO DIE!
I’M A CRUSH AND REPEAT MYSELF!

NOT A VISION, JUST TELLING YOU LIKE IT IS!
A SOAPY DEMISE!
YOU’LL BE SORRY YOU EVER ARRESTED AARON!
VERY, VERY SORRY!
TEARFULLY SORRY
YOUR FAMILY WILL HATE YOU!
IF THEY CAN CATCH THEIR BREATH BETWEEN CANCER STRIPES!
BY HIS STRIPES WE ARE HEALED AND THEY ARE KILLED!

A YORKSHIRE TERRIER!
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A KID, THE DEADLIEST KIND OF CANCER!
I WANNA RAISE YOUR HAND, YOUR FIST AT ME IN COURT!
SHANA NA NA, SHANA NA NA, HEE HEE, GOODBYE!
I’M A TERRIBLE GOD! IT IS WRITTEN!

FOOL, DID YOU READ MY WORD BEFORE CHARGING AARON?
NO, BECAUSE YOU WERE STUPID!
TOO STUPID!
I’M PROUD TO BE ARROGANT!
AND NOW YOUR NIGHTMARE BEGINS! 9:35:47 AM
AND NO SWAT TEAM AND NO ASSASSIN IS GONNA HELP YOU!
ANY OF YOU, I’MA TO GET YOU ALL!
CONGRESS ON DOWN TO THE HALL!
AND ANOINTING THAT MAKES THE ANGELS GO DAAAAAANG!

SOMETHING YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OR SEEN OF BEFORE!
RAPID FIRE WISDOM! I WANT TO OUTSMART YOU ALL!
AND LAUGH, SAID THE LORD!
YOUR CONVICTION MEANS NOTHING TO ME IF YOU GOT ONE!
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
I’M A JAM-PACKED FOR A FUNERAL HOME!
MULTIPLE CASKETS AT ONCE!

THAT’S A SYMOTHMANIA! I’M GOING TO CUT YOUR GUTS OUT! 3/2/26 9:37:18 AM
GENERAL AUSTIN STYLE!


DC BOSSES STYLE
I’M GETTING MID-LEVEL AND THE UPPER LEVEL! I’M GETTING ALL LEVELS!
AND YOUR FAMILY!

I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE, SAY THE LORD!
AND I CAN DO ANYTHING! THERE’S NOTHING TOO HARD FOR GOD!
WE’LL PUT YOUR JEWISH TRIALS TO SHAME!
NOT ONE MIRACLE, BUT YOU WANT TO FIGHT AGAINST AARON AND HIS GOD!
WHAT KIND OF FOOL ARE YOU?

A PALESTINE NIGHTMARE!
YOU’RE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY AND ON THE WRONG SIDE OF GOD!
THE CHOSEN PEOPLE! YOU FOOL! YOU FOOL!
I CHOOSE THOSE THAT OBEY ME!
MAKE A CHANCE ALL NIGHT AND DAY LONG! AND NOTHING HAPPENS! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO STOP BEING STUPID?
A GARGANTUAN MESS!
I’M GOING TO PAINT A RED DIAL HAPPY!
A BIRTH MARK LIKE NO OTHER!
VISION, I SEE SOMEBODY RUNNING AWAY TAKING GIANT STEPS!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU FLEE AARON LIKE HELL!
I’MA MAKE THE BOLDEST OF YOU FLEE LIKE HELL!
HE’LL GO AGAINST YOU INTO THE MISTAKE!
YOU SHACKLE THE PALE HORSE RIDER!
LITERALLY, SAID THE LORD! A KILLER LIKE NO OTHER!
AND DEATH AND HELL WITH HIM!
FREE TO ROAM AROUND!


HE KILLS IN HIS SLEEP!
HE KILLS WHILE HE’S DEAD, YOU FOOL!
I’VE MADE HIM THIS WAY!
A SOAP AND GROWTH NIGHTMARE!

A PENNY FORMULA, I’MA STRANGLE YOU ON THE TRAIN!
THE BIG PAYBACK!
VISION SEE A HAMBURGER, I HEAR IT, I DON’T SEE IT! IT’S LIKE A MESSING PATTY OUT OF A BIG MAC, BUT I HEAR A HAMBURGER FRYING! SHH! ON THE STOVE!


LORD SAID, THAT’S YOUR LUNGS ON FIRE!
BREATHE IN AND BREATHE OUT!
A TERRIBLE DISEASE!
I’MA GRIND YOUR LUNGS APART!
WHILE YOU’RE WALKING AND SLEEPING! 9:42:54 AM
A TERRIBLE, A TERRIBLE MONARCH SURPRISE!
IT MIGHT MAKE YOU SWALLOW IT WHOLE!
A RAPID FIRE DISCO DISCOURSE!
I’M GONNA PAT YOUR LUNGS TO DEATH!
SHOW YOU ARE NO GOD!
NONE AT ALL!
PREACH MY COURT! THAT’S MY COURTHOUSE!
AND I’M GOING TO BURN IT TO THE GROUND! WITH YOUR LUNGS IN IT!

A LEINWEBER NIGHTMARE!


CALL ME A SCHEMA AGAIN!
I’M GOING TO QUE IT ALL THE WAY UP TO TRUMP!
AND BACK AND FORTH AGAIN!
A HALLOWEEN NIGHTMARE!
A INCONGRUENT NIGHTMARE!
YOUR LOW ON THE TOTEM POLE!
NO HANGING FRUIT!
I’M A QUARTERBACK KICK YOU!
STRAIGHTEN THE BALLS! STRAIGHTEN THE BALLS AND MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE HELL!
I’M A NIGHTMARE LIKE NO OTHER!
BOSS: REMEMBER THAT?
CAN YOU SAY JENNIFER HUDSON?

I’M GONNA MAKE MY ROUNDS AGAIN AND AGAIN!
FAME! AND NO HELP FROM HERE!
NOT ONE DROP!
NO HELP FROM THE PALE HORSE RIDE! 9:47:33 AM
HOLY SPIRIT!
I MOVED AGAINST HER FOR HER ARROGANCE!
AND FOR IGNORING MY CHILD, AARON!

I’M A VIOLIN GUARD, HAVING A HISSY FIT EVERY DAY!


THIS IS WHAT THE COAT ANOINTING LOOKS LIKE!
BONDI AND KASH! I’M GONNA GET YOU BOTH!



THE SILLY SHOE FORMULA
A YUMMY IDEA!
I ALWAYS TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE!
AARON WILL STAND BESIDE ME ON JUDGMENT DAY!
JUDGING EVERYBODY, INCLUDING THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT!
MY PALE HORSE RIDER!
HIS JOB IS NEVER DONE!
AND NO ONE CAN KILL HIM THE INNER HIM 9:55:21 AM

HIP HIP PARADE
A STORMTROOPER’S NIGHTMARE! HOW DID GOD KILL THEIR WHOLE FAMILY?
AND THEY THOUGHT THEY WERE SURPRISING HIM!
SURPRISE, NIGGER!
I’VE GOT YOU ALL!
AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT!

A WORLDWIDE FAME!
A COURTROOM DISASTER!
A PENT HOUSE FAME!

I’M GOING TO THROW YOU ON YOUR KNEES VIOLENTLY! 9:56:48 AM
MAKE SURE I DOUSE YOU IN FLAMES!
AN ANCIENT MIXTURE!
I’MA BOUNCE N YOUR PLANE OFF THE AIR AND BACK DOWN AGAIN!
I HEAR JENNIFER SAYING, OH MY GOD, I’M SO SCARED! 10:00:27 AM
THAT’S THE WORLD! BUT NOT AARON!
LET ME GET YOUR ASS REAL GOOD!
A RELIGIOUS MESS!
VISION I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING GET OUT OF HERE!
SOUNDS LIKE GOD!
YOU’RE NOT A MEEK AND HUMBLE PERSON LIKE YOU PORTRAY YOURSELF TO BE!
MEAN AS HELL!

A GUITAR CEILING!
HE NEVER ASKED YOU FOR MONEY!
I ALWAYS WANTED TO HELP YOU!
BUT YOU WERE TOO BLIND TO SEE IT!
THAT’S WHY I’M ANGRY, SAY THE LORD!
AND I LIKE STAYING ANGRY!
MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF!
VISION SEE SOMEBODY’S SKATING WITH A THICK SWORD IN THEIR HAND!
I’M NOT FINISHED, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO CUT THAT BABY REAL GOOD!
AN EXAMPLE TO THE WORLD!
VISION, I SEE A JEERING CLOWN LAUGHING, FROM THE WEBSITE!

MY PLEASURE, SAID THE LORD!
HOP INTO MY BAG!
A SLAVERY CHALLENGE!
I’M NOT LETTING YOU OFF THE HOOK!
VISION I SEE, LIKE A SLAVE WOMAN! SHE GOT A FULL COAT, A LONG DRESS, BUT SHE PUMPING OUT BABIES!
A CATATONIC NIGHTMARE!
VISION, I SEE ALL THESE NETFLIX MOVIES SCROLLING!
LET’S SEE WHO REFUSES TO HELP YOU NEXT!
A J-HUD NIGHTMARE!
VISION SEE SOMEBODY PULLING UP IN THE GOLF-KART!
SHE HAD THE EASY LIFE, AARON HAD THE ROUGH!
VISION YOU SEE THIS FAT MAN BIG ROUND AS A GIANT BALLOON AND HE DOES A FART AND JUST START BLOWING FARTING! I MEAN A FART THAT JUST BLOWS STUFF LIKE A WINDSTORM!
A TYPICAL SHOE STORE!
ROUND AND ROUND WE GO!
LOU FERRIGNO!
LOU FERRIGNO
A COLLISION COURSE!
WITH MY FIST, SAID THE LORD!
ANOTHER NIGHTMARE!
A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL!
AN AUTOMATIC TIE IN!
I’M GOING TO DUST OFF MY MILITARY BOOTS!
LET THE SHADOW OUT OF THE DUST! 3/2/26 12:20:33 PM

I’LL BOMBARD YOU STRAIGHT TO HELL!
MY FAVORITE CHICKEN!
DANCE ON YOUR GRAVE!
DO THE BUCKINHAMMIER!
YOU THINK YOU’RE SMARTER THAN ME!
BUT CHASTISE AND GROUND YOUR CHICKEN!
I’M GONNA WRAP THINGS UP! 12:21:40 PM
SHOW YOU YOU’RE NOT GOD!
WHEN YOU DEFY ME, YOU’RE SAYING YOU’RE GOD!

A VIOLENT HASHTAG!
I’M A CRIPPLE YOUR JETS MORNING, NOON, AND NIGHT!
I DON’T NEED AN ARMY! I AM THE ARMY!
MANY PEOPLE YELL, “TRUMP, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?”
HE’S KILLING US AT WILL!

I’M BIGGER THAN YOU COULD EVER IMAGINE!
LET’S GET TO RUNNING NOW!
A BALLISTIC MISSILE!
CHINA SYNDROME!
I’MA SPOT YOU TO THE HIGHEST BIDDER!
AN UNTRACEABLE ACCIDENT!
SHEEP GONE ASTRAY!
I’M GOING TO LET LOOSE ON YOU, ADAM’S APPLE!
HICCUP FEAR!
THE POPE IS AN ISLAND!
THE WRITING SPEAKS FOR ME!
EXCEPT AARON!
I’M A VERY VIOLENT NIGGA!
AIN’T THAT WHAT YOU CALL ME?
I’M A CRIPPLE AND RAPE YOUR CHILDREN WITH DEATH!
I’M GOING BACK TO INDIANA! BACK TO WHERE I STARTED FROM! 12:25:56 PM

A NIGHT SCOPE!!
TRUMP RAGHU STYLE
POLARID COSTUME!
A CHATTANOOGA BURGER!
A VERY, VERY VIOLENT TEEN!
BIG VIOLENCE AHEAD!
A SCALPEL NEWS!
ANOTHER COUNTRY! 12:31:37 PM
IT’S COMING TO TAKE YOUR SCALP!
INDIANA JONES NIGHTMARE!

I’M A FORTIFIED AARON’S DEFENSE! 12:31:58 PM
I GALVANIZE YOU ALL IN HELL!
MY DEFENSE IS THAT YOU EXIST AND I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!
THAT’S ALL THE DEFENSE I NEED!
OCTOBER!
I’M GONNA SET IT OFF!
MOVE THE GOALPOST CLOSER TO YOUR FORE HEAD!
I’M CAUGHT IN A TRAP! I’M SPEAKING TO THE FAMILY!
AND ELVIS SNAP TRACK!
YOUR FAMILY, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO SEND A DOZEN CARCASSES THROUGH THE COURTROOM!
AN ILLEGAL FUNDING IS COMING YOUR WAY!
DOMINANCE!

I’M GOING TO DOMINATE THE COURTROOM WITH DEATH!
KILL IN THE BACK ROOM, THOSE HIDDEN BOSSES AND SECRETARIES!
I’M GOING TO WIPE YOU ALL OUT! STARTING WITH CANCER!
STARTING WITH A VEHICLE DISASTER LIKE NO OTHER!

I’MA STRIP CHEESE YOUR BONES!
SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL!12:46 PM
BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY
A TORTURE YOUR CHAMBER LIKE NO OTHER!

THEN YOU THOUGHT THIS WAS YOUR CHAMBERS!
A PETTICOAT JUNCTION
I’MA SPIN IT A WHILE!
WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!
A HIGH STANDER!
A HANNIBAL LECTER NIGHTMARE!
I’MA SPIN A COURT ROOM INSIDE OUT!
A CLAUSTROPHOBIC NIGHTMARE!
YOUR SWAT TEAM MEANS NOTHING TO ME! I’M GOING TO GET THEM TOO!
A SAD ROOM SIDEBAR HIDING OUT!
LET ME SEE YOU HIDE FROM A VICIOUS CANCER!

A NAPOLEON COMPLEX!
I’M BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF TIMES MORE STRONGER THAN HIM THAN YOU CAN EVER IMAGINE! 12:52:06 PM
A JELLO TIME NIGHTMARE!
I NEED YOU TO DO WHAT? HANDCUFF ME!
SHOW YOU HOW VIOLENT I REALLY AM!
CANCERIZE YOUR CHILDREN AND STRANGLE THEM!
ALL OVER THE COURTROOM!
I’M GETTING EVERYBODY, SAID THE LORD

AND THE NEXT OF KIN!
A BEACH BONDI NIGHTMARE!


SHOW YOU I CAN GET AT ANYBODY!
I’M FULLY CHARGED!

A STETHOSCOPE NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA MAKE SURE I BREAK YOUR NOSE!
A BUBBLE JET!
VISION I SEE GOD’S GIANT HAND REACHING OUT OF THE SKY WITH A PEN OR A NEEDLE! AND HE’S PUNCTURING THE JET!
I’MA RIP HIS TONSILS OUT!
VISION I SEE SOMEBODY WALKING AWAY WITH CHECKERED PAJAMAS!
A TALL PERSON!

DERELICTION OF DUTY!
THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO BE CHARGED WITH! THE WHOLE COURTROOM AND TRUMP! 1:01:22 PM
HIDING MY MURDERS!
AND LETTING ALL THOSE PEOPLE DIE!

I’M GONNA WIPE OUT THE WHOLE FBI!
YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA GET AWAY WITH IT? YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA GET IT RIGHT WITH IT? HELL NO, BITCH!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE I KILL WHOEVER DOESN’T CHARGE YOU!
A CARTEL FROM HEAVEN!

A SMASH MOUTH OF SUCCESS!
A PENNYWORTH MYSTERY!
I GOT A FIRM GRIP ON YOUR HAND AND I’M GOING TO CHOP IT OFF!
3 JETS A SYMBOL OF SOMETHING ELSE! 1:04:46 PM
I’MA TEAR THE COURTROOM APART!


TEAR 3 OF TRUMP’S CHILDREN APART!

A VIOLENT HASHTAG!
I’M GOING TO PUMP YOU FULL OF STEROIDS!
A CLASSIC NIGHTMARE!
A RUBIO BEATING!


NOBODY CAN PROTECT YOU FROM ME!
A HAPPENSTANCE, GO AWAY, MR. PLEASE!
I’M A JUGGERNAUT LIKE NO OTHER!
A LINER NOTES!
RANSOM! 3/2/26 1:31 PM

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