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[3-2-26] THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT THINKS THEY’RE GOLIATH! 9:29am, I’MA HAND THEM THEIR HEAD ON A SOAPBOX! A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT! HOT OFF THE PRESS! I’M GOING TO LEAVE THIS JUSTICE DEPARTMENT STARRY-EYED, DIZZY, AND CONFUSED, TOO MANY DEAD! THE WARS FOR ABS ASSASSIN! 9:30am, A COCONUT WELDER HEAD CRUSHED! A MALIBU NIGHTMARE! A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL! NO BODY TO BE FOUND! YOU THINK YOU’RE COOL IN YOUR SUNGLASSES! I’M GOING TO COOL YOUR HEELS IN HELL! SHOW YOU I’M AS REAL AS IT GETS! SOMBER TRIAL, WAITING FOR WHO I’M GOING TO GET NEXT!

[3-2-26]
THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT THINKS THEY’RE GOLIATH! 9:29am,
I’MA HAND THEM THEIR HEAD ON A SOAPBOX!
A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT!
HOT OFF THE PRESS!
I’M GOING TO LEAVE THIS JUSTICE DEPARTMENT STARRY-EYED, DIZZY, AND CONFUSED, TOO MANY DEAD!
THE WARS FOR ABS ASSASSIN! 9:30am,
A COCONUT WELDER HEAD CRUSHED!
A MALIBU NIGHTMARE!
A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL!
NO BODY TO BE FOUND!

SUN GLASSES SUNGLASES

[3-4-26]
I’M GOING TO KILL DEAD IN THE COURTROOM!
MAKE YOU FEEL THE HEAT OF MY FLAMES, STOMP YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND!
A HAMMER LIKE NO OTHER! 4:13pm,
TELL GOODIE-2-SHOES SARAH, SHE’S NOT GETTING AWAY! I’M COMING TO GET HER ASS!
VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD!
BE ON YOUR P’s AND Q’s! I’MA QUICKLY KILL YOU!
A HASHTAG LIKE NO OTHER!
DROP ‘EM DEAD AND NOBODY’S AROUND, STRAIGHT INTO HELL!
A SODOM AND GOMORRAH NIGHTMARE!

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