


[3-2-26]
THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT THINKS THEY’RE GOLIATH! 9:29am,
I’MA HAND THEM THEIR HEAD ON A SOAPBOX!
A TERRIBLE ACCIDENT!
HOT OFF THE PRESS!
I’M GOING TO LEAVE THIS JUSTICE DEPARTMENT STARRY-EYED, DIZZY, AND CONFUSED, TOO MANY DEAD!
THE WARS FOR ABS ASSASSIN! 9:30am,
A COCONUT WELDER HEAD CRUSHED!
A MALIBU NIGHTMARE!
A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL!
NO BODY TO BE FOUND!



[3-4-26]
I’M GOING TO KILL DEAD IN THE COURTROOM!
MAKE YOU FEEL THE HEAT OF MY FLAMES, STOMP YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND!
A HAMMER LIKE NO OTHER! 4:13pm,
TELL GOODIE-2-SHOES SARAH, SHE’S NOT GETTING AWAY! I’M COMING TO GET HER ASS!
VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD!
BE ON YOUR P’s AND Q’s! I’MA QUICKLY KILL YOU!
A HASHTAG LIKE NO OTHER!
DROP ‘EM DEAD AND NOBODY’S AROUND, STRAIGHT INTO HELL!
A SODOM AND GOMORRAH NIGHTMARE!