3/29/26 3:47AM
CHAOS!
A UNITED FRONT COMES APART!
GETTING RIPPED OFF!
HENRY FORD!
A DEEP BLACK DREAM!
HURTING!
A SCUFFLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
A TOUGH GUY FALLS DOWN!
PARALYSED!
A PARACHUTE!
LOOKING FOR AN OFF-RAMP, OFF RAMP!
AN UNCANNY PREDICTION!
A TIGER OWL!
ABSOLUTELY CHILLING! 4:06 AM
TOMMORROW NEVER COMES!
A FEMALE INTRUSION INTERVENTION!
DON’T YOU SEE THIS COULD BE GOD!
NOT YOUR AVERAGE THREAT!
FAILURE TO OPERATE A VEHICLE!
A CRASH!
WHY DIDN’T HE KILL HIM LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE!
A SUPER RED SALAD!
A BONE CRUSHING EVENT!
A POW-WOW NIGHTMARE!
HE NEVER SAID HE WAS GOING TO KILL HIM! JUST TAME HIM!
SHOULD WE TAKE THE HINT AND STOP OR WAIT FOR SOMETHING WORST?
LIKE AN AIRPLANE CRASH. 4:15 AM
PILOT
THIS FELLOW IS TOO ACCURATE!
A TURNER JOB!
A BRITISH PREDICAMENT!
WAY OVER MY HEAD!
A REDNECK!
DODGEBALL IN THE SKY!
PLANE CATCH UP OR (KETCHUP)
I WANT EVERY DETAIL!
WHAT ARE YOU NOT TELLING ME?
HE’S SUPER SUPER ACCURATE!
WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!
10,000 ARMS!
BLOW AFTER BLOW EVERYDAY!
AND WE’RE ALWAYS ON THE RECIEVING END
NOT LET UP SORROW!
LET ME CHECK YOUR KNOWLEDGE OF THIS GOD!
AN EXAMPLE!
NO EXAMPLES LIKE THIS, EXCEPT FOR CHRIST’S RESURRECTION!
AND HE DOES IT DAY AFTER DAY! 4:22 AM
IT’S LIKE THE SAME GOD TALKING!
A MAP? WHO NEEDS A MAP?
YOU MISSUNDERSTOOD ME!
A TIMES SQUARE BOMBING!
A CROWDED NEIGHBORHOOD!
THE NOSEBLEED SECTION!
CAN I SEE THE TIME HE SAID THAT!
IT CHECKS OUT SUPER ACCURATE!
DO WE GIVE THEM WHAT HE WANTS OR RISK DUST OR (DEATH)?
THE LOTTERY FAME!
A BLACK MAN!
NEVER LEFT HIS COUCH OR HIS ROOM!
BUT HE HAS US SCARED TO AS HELL!
A NO MANS LAND!
YOU WERE WARNED!
A NO MANS LAND!
THE MINUTE WE STOP TO TALK ABOUT IT, HERE’S SOMETHING ELSE!
A JOHNATHON MAJORS DESIGN!
SOMEBODY GREATER THAN THORN!
NO ONE IN A COMIC BOOK LIKE THIS!
A COMMUNIST MANIFESTO!
THE BOOK OF THE DEAD AND WORSE!
A MEIN KAMPF EXIT!
I CANNOT BE SELECITVE! 4:30 AM
AAREST HIM FOR WHAT? TELLING THE TRUTH!
AN ACCURATE GOD!
A GROWING MONTAGE!
HE SAYS IT’S GOING TO HURT US AT HOME!
ACTUALLY KILL US!
AND HE’S PROVED HE CAN DO IT!
WE’RE STARING AT OUR SUICIDE! 4:32 AM
KNELL!
A PHD!
EVIL!
REAL TIMING!
A SNATCH FEST!
TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY!
WHAT HE SAYS IN THE END ALWAYS COME TRUE!
YOU NEED SOME MEDICINE!
GIDDY UP MY PALE HORSE RIDER!
THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH!
VISION I SEE A HALF DOOR KNOB CRACKED COMPLETELY SNAPPED IN HALVE AND THEN IT COMES BACK TOGETHER AGAIN RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE!
CLUTCH!
PSYCHEDELIC TOUCH!
THESE PROJECTS WHERE YOU LOSE OUR MIND!
VISION, I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING, I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT!
IT’LL COME TO PASS AS PLAIN AS DAY! 4:38 AM
AS PURE AS DAY!
VISION, I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING YOU WEREN’T FULLY TRANSPARENT!
YOU DODGED A FEW THING S, ALOT OF THINGS!
DID YOU ASKED A TEENAGER ABOUT THIS?
AN ABSOLUTE EXIT!
A MOTORIZED CAMERA!
A SUICIDE!
DON’T LIE TO ME ANYMORE!
LOOKING FORWARD! LOOKING FOWARD!
MANUFACTURING ORDERS!
A SENATE ROOM!
A GENERAL TIE IN!
I’MA DISAPPEAR YOU SOLDIERS!
A CALIGULA NIGHTMARE!
A PRETTY CLOSE CALL!
SUPER ACCURATE!
A SIMS NIGHTMARE!
SOMETHINGS COMING INTO CNN’S NEWSROOM!
A THOUSAND ARE DEAD!
AND COUNTING!
A GENERAL AUSTIN TAKING!
A FLAME RETARDANT ATMOSPHERE!
I’MA FLIP IT!
SUICIDE FRIES EVERYONE!
A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS FAMILY! 4:55 AM
A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CANNOT STAND! 5:00 AM
EVERY SINGLE DAY THERES SOMTHING NEW!
EVEN IF HE DOSEN’T PRINT IT!
A POLTERGEIST NIGHTMARE!
SEE A VISION OF A CHICKEN BIG BIRD!
A JUPITER SIGHTING!
THE ONLY HIT MAN THAT HASN’T PASSED A VISION TEST!
MIX IT UP OUT OF WHOLE CLOTH!
A STEERING WHEEL EXECUTION! 5:06am,
INSTAGRAM!
MAXIUM PROCUEMENT!
JEHOVAH’S WITNESS!
TAYLOR SWIFT! 7:41AM, 3-29-26,
THE VERY BEGINNING!
EUROPE! 7:47AM,
A CATACLYSMIC FAILURE!
AN ATTACK ON MUSLIMS!
TRAIN WRECK!
56!
THE SUPREME COURT!
TAKE IT AWAY!
A POSTHUMOUS ISLAND!
FULL OF STUFFED SUITS!
DADDY ISSUES!
I’M GOING TO BREAK LEGS ON THE COURT!
AN AORTA (POISON)! 8:00AM
CHOPPER 7!
BUILT FOR PRAYER!
A SHIPPING TYCOON!
BIG AND NASTY!
AN ADULT FILM STRIP!
THE GOVERNOR!
PUT THE LIGHT ON HIM!
MOUTH TO MOUTH RESUSCITATION!
IT’S DANGEROUS NOT TO GIVE AARON WHAT HE ASKS FOR,
NOR HIS FAMILY! 8:03AM,
TRANSLATE!
ISAIAH 1, 2, 3 YEARS OLD!
JUDGE GETTLEMAN DIES! 8:15AM, 3-29-26,
A SMACKDOWN FROM HELL!
THE EPICENTER!
A KANGAROO COURT!
I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR TITLE EXTRA!
SPILL THE BLOOD EVERYWHERE!
IMAGINE THE WHOLE JUDGE AND JURY DEAD!
PROSECUTORS ALIKE IN THE END ZONE!
I’M GOING TO GET THE WHOLE JURY POOL!
A SMASHING SUCCESS!
AN ARMORED CAR CARRIER!
THE SECURITY TEAM TOO!
I’M GOING TO LOOP AROUND BIG TIME!
A TONSILLITIS FIT!
FOR BLASPHEMEING MY NAME AND AARON’S!
I’M GOING TO PUT YOU IN A CHOKEHOLD FROM BIRTH!
WRAP YOUR INTESTINES AROUND YOUR NOSTRILS! 8:18AM,
I’M GOING TO CLAIM BACK MY YOUTH!
ON THE VERGE OF AN ACCIDENT!
A SPLIT POTATO YOUNG ONE!
A SOUTH-SIDE HOLLAR!
I’M COMING TO GET YOUR KIDS TOO!
A JURY SATISFACTION!
I’MA TO LEAVE NO MAN, BOY, OR GIRL ALIVE!
I’MA TO USE MY PINPOINT ACCURACY!
MY MONSTERS AND ANGELS!
A SLEEPY HOLLOW COURT CASE!
I’MA WEIGH ON THE JURY HEAVILY!
PUT MY ARM RIGHT UP AGAINST THEIR NOSE!
I’M GOING TO CHOKE THEM TO DEATH!
VIOLENTLY!
STARE AT ME IN JUNE!
A PICKLED JAR!
TRY TO PASS IT RIGHT AWAY!
THE LINE IS TOO LONG! 8:23AM,
“LET’S GET THAT NIGGA”,
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE I GET YOUR ASS!
A VIOLENT ROLLOVER!
A CASKET AND A FUNERAL!
I’MA TO WHITEWASH THINGS!
NIGERIA!
A TEHRAN WEAPON!
VISION: CHRISTIAN PRINCE SAYING, “I CHALLENGE YOU”,
A WEAPON OF WAR!
YOU UNDER ESTIMATED THEM!
THAT’S WHAT PRIDE DOES TO YOU!
YOU UNDERESTIMATED AARON!
NOW I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!
I’M THE KILLER, SAID THE LORD!
AND HE’S MY SERVANT AND MY CHILD!
I’M GOING TO RAKE YOU OVER THE COALS!
AN EVENT EXTRA!
BARNUM BAILEY CIRCUS!
I’M GOING TO MAKE FOOLS ON TOP OF FOOLS OF YOU!
A HORRIFIC NEW NIGHTMARE! 8:37AM,
A TITLE BOXING!
IT’S TIME TO START HICCUPING UP BLOOD! 11:43AM,
TISSUE PAPER, I’M GOING TO STRAP IT DOWN!
A MENSTRUAL CYCLE HAS ENDED!
I’M GOING TO PUT ALL YOUR CHILDREN TO SLEEP, VIOLENTLY!
FOR IGNORING ME, SAID THE LORD!
AN AARON’S HASHTAG!
I’M GONNA FLIP THE SCRIPT ON YOU, DOJ!
HUNT YOU DOWN LIKE A NIGGA THAT STOLE MY WIFE!
A SLAVE TRADE HAS ENDED!
I’MA PATCHWORK THAT SMILE!
I’M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW DEVIOUS I CAN BE!
I’M MILES AHEAD OF YOUR TIME!
I’M AN ETERNITY AHEAD OF YOUR TIME,
AND OF YOUR SMARTNESS! 11:46PM,
A JACOBIDIAN FOOL!
I’MA START AND STOP YOUR ENGINE, A HICCUP LIKE NO OTHER!
A JAMESTOWN, JOHNSTOWN MASSACRE!
I’M GOING TO FILL ON THE BLANKS!
MY WRATH, SAID THE LORD!
VISION: STANDARD ANTENNA ON TOP OF A HOUSE, 6-8 ROLLS OF HORIZONTAL ANTENNAS OVER A VERTICAL STICK,
I’M MOVING LIGHTNING FAST!
I’MA SEEP THROUGH THE AIRWAVES!
PUT YOUR POOR JUDGEMENT ON FRONT STREET!
A JALAPEÑO HOT PEPPER LIKE NO OTHER!
STRAIGHT FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
PLANET FURON/FEARON!
AARON PASSES OUT, BUT I’MA KILL YOU!
A POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE!
“YOU DIRTY RAT, LITTLE NIGGA”,
AIN’T THAT WHAT YOU CALLED AARON?
I’MA DISGUISE MYSELF AS YOUR HELPER,
AND KICK YOU DOWN THE STEPS VIOLENTLY! 11:49PM,
A TAIWAN CHEESECAKE FACTORY!
THEY WERE BUILT TO TAKE TAIWAN AWAY FROM YOU!
BUT MAKE SURE THOSE MISSILES DESTROY YOUR ISLAND!
YOU THINK GAS PRICES ARE HIGH? I’MA DIRTY UP YOUR SKY AND YOUR FOOD MEALS!
I’MA STRAND ALL OF YOU ALL IN THE STREETS!
CALL IT, “MAMA, I CAN’T GET NO MILK”!
NO DELIVERIES FOR YOUR DUMB-ASS!
I’M GOING TO PINCH TWO SCORES AND FIVE MINDS!
DIRTY UP YOUR SKY BLUE ERA!
A RED/WEIRD ATTACK!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “TRUMP, HOW COULD YOU BE SO DUMB?”,
“ALL OF THIS BECAUSE IF ONE MAN?”,
I’M GOING TO CRACK HIS SKULL AND HIS ENGINE! 11:52PM,
LET FREEDOM RING, LET FREEDOM RING!
A DAMSEL IN DISTRESS!
VISION: TRUMP SAYING, “WHAT’S WRONG DAUGHTER?”, SNEEZING AND HICCUPING BLOOD,
DAUGHTER: “MY TUMMY HURTS”,
I’M GOING TO BRANDISH MY SWORD AGAIN AND AGAIN AGAINST HIM AND HIS FAMILY!
A GENOCIDE ATTACK!
DOJ, I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU HELPLESS TO HELP THEM, BECAUSE YOU’RE GOING TO BE TRYING TO HELP YOURSELF! I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SAME CANCER, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GONNA RAKE IT IN MORNING, NOON, AND DAY!
I’M GOING TO LEAVE THE NIGHTTIME FOR YOU TO HOLLAR!
TRY TO KEEP EVERYBODY FROM HEARING YOUR SCREAMS!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU HEAR THE SCREAMS OF YOUR DAUGHTER DAY AND NIGHT! 11:54AM,
AND NO DOCTOR WILL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU!
HEAR ME DOJ AND SURVEILLANCE TEAM, NO DOCTOR WILL BE ABLE TO HELP YOU! I’M THE MAD HATTER!
DISGUISED AS A PPP APPLICATION!
I’M GOING TO DELIVER IT TO YOUR DOORSTEP CUNNINGLY!
A WILDING OUT TIGER TOON!
A MONSTROSITY ON THE WAY!
JACOBS LADDER!
A FIFTH OF VODKA AND WHISKEY!
“WAS HER DRUNK OR WAS HE DRUNK?”,
“HE KILLED MY KID”,
I’M GOING TO PUT IT IN ALL THE NEWSPAPERS, YOUR KID IS DEAD!
I DIDN’T WAIT! I ROLLED OVER YOUR ASS RIGHT AWAY!
AARON FASTED, AND I’M DONE TALKING!
I’MA RIDDLE THE SKY!
KILL 300 AT ONCE!
AND MAKE IT A BAD HABIT! 11:56PM,
I’MA HANG IT ON YOUR DOORSTEP, FBI, DOJ!
THAT’S AFTER I KILL YOUR KIDS!
THEN I’MA PIMP SLIDE YOU STRAIGHT INTO HELL!
BURNING FOR TRILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF YEARS!
AND I’MA LAUGH, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO JACK YOUR ITUNES FORMULA!
I’M A HITMAN LIKE NO OTHER!
I’M GOING TO PUT THE TOOTHEPAST BACK IN THE TUBE!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE THE CORONER PUT THE BRAINS BACK IN YOUR SKULL!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’M HOT AND ANGRY AS HELL!
SPLIT THE TIME SQUARE!
AN ALI AKBAR MOMENT!
THEY DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO DO!
AN EMISSARY LIKE NO OTHER!
25 DEAD AND COUNTING! 11:59PM,
ANOTHER CITY BURNS!
A MOZART SQUARE DESTROYED!
CANCER ALL OVER THE PLACE! 11:59PM,
