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4-11-26 A SHOT HEARD AROUND THE WORLD! I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR HEAD IN THE SKY! A THEOCRACY! A PILOT IS GONE AND A SEARCH FOR TWO MORE ARE MISSING, 7:43AM, 4-11-26, A BIRD’S EYE VIEW OF EVERYTHING! VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “DON’T ASK A QUESTION”, A TRAVELLING NIGHTMARE! I’MA SET UP A HIRING FREEZE! 7:44AM,IMPORT! A RUNAWAY SIREN! A MIXED BAG OF NUTS! 8:00AM, VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “WE WILL FIGHT”, AN OMNIPOTENT CALLS! I’M GOING TO PUT A SKI SUIT ON IN THE SYSTEM! THROW YOU INTO A DEEP FREEZE! A DEEP, DEEP DIVE! I’M GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MONEY BIG TIME! 8:02AM, A TWO-STEP PROCESS! I’M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU GET NOTHING OUT OF IT!MARKETS GONE CRAZY! I’M GOING TO DEVELOP AN ATTITUDE FOR PRAYER! IF YOU CALL OUT TO ME, AND I’M GOING TO BITCH-SLAP YOUR ASS, VIOLENTLY! AN ECONOMIC SYNDROME! THE DRAFT IMPLANTED! I’M GOING TO SET TRUMP UP ON HIGH! SCALE THE FIGURE LIKE THEY SCALED THE CHARGES THEY WERE GOING TO CHARGE AARON AND HIS FAMILY WITH! THE DOME OF THE ROCK! IT’S IMPORTANT THAT I CASH OUT MY CHIPS! I’M A ROBBERY NIGGA! STUN YOUR HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES! A LOCAL 319 UNION! TRUST ME, I’M A VIOLENT GOD! 8:05AM, PIMP SLIDE YOU STRAIGHT INTO HELL! I’M GONNA KEEP YOU HONEST! A LICORICE STICK, AND A BLOOD TRANSFUSION! I’MA FRIGHTEN THE WHOLE WHITE HOUSE! DEATH IS AT YOUR DOORSTEP! AN UNKIND WORD FROM ME! A SLAUGHTER HOUSE 9! A HAPPY VILLA! I’M GOING TO RETURN LIKE A MONSTER!ONE OR TWO PRAYERS A DAY, THAT’S WHAT YOU GAVE ME! AND YOU THINK I’M A FOOL! VISION: TRUMP TRYING TO GUESS HOW MANY FIGHTERS THEY’RE GOING TO SEND OFF, STANDING ON A SHIP, NERVOUS AS HELL, GOOSEBUMPS NERVOUS, HE GOT WORD THAT GOD IS GOING TO ENTER THE WAR!”BETTER RESERVE SOME IN CASE THEY CRASH”, A FOOL! CAN’T DROP THE CHARGES BUT HE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO KEEP THE PLANE FROM CRASHING! 8:10AM, AND HE’LL STILL LOOK LIKE A FOOL! AN URBAN NIGHTMARE!

4-11-26
GRAVITY! 7:19AM,
YOU WANT PEACE? DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!
A NETWORK OF FRIENDS!
HAMAS ORIENTED! A COLORFUL BUTTON!
RADIATE HEAT!
AN OMNIBORIC CRASH!
SAMSONITE LUGGAGE!
PALPITATIONS AT HAND!
A REGULAR CLEAN-UP CREW! 7:28AM,
AFFLECK!
YOU HAVEN’T SEEN NOTHING YET!
THE PANCAKE MAN RIDES AGAIN!
STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS ARE UP ON YOUR APOLOGIES!
YOU’RE WELCOME TO TRY AGAIN, BUT I WILL NEVER HEAR YOUR PRAYERS!
AN ARMY GUEST!
FULL OF HATRED!
A LADY DRIVER!
NOW SHE’S RUNNING!
SCARED TO DEATH!
A BEING SHE CAN’T SEE BUT SHE KNOWS IT’S THEIR!
I’MA ISOLATE HER AND KILL HER!
SOFTEN UP THE TROOP FOR THE GREAT KILL!
THEY WANT TO MOVE FORWARD!
I’MA MAKE THEM RUN BACKWARDS!
VIOLENTLY!
A DOJ NIGHTMARE!
START GETTING THE BOSSES! 7:38AM,
SHAMPOO!

A WHITAKER JUSTICE SYSTEM!
FIRE AND ICE!
A STAR TREK STAR-TROOPER!
I’M GOING TO HIT THE BONE REAL HARD, SWING SOMEBODY HARD IT’S GOING TO MAKE YOU DIZZY!
A FRIGHTENING ABORNATHY!
CHALLENGE ME TO A FIST FIGHT!
A CHOREOGRAPHED JUDGEMENT!
I’M SMARTER THAN YOU EVER WILL BE!
YOU’RE A DAMN FOOL!
A POSITIVELY A-1 FOOL!
I’M GOING TO IMPROVE YOUR CHANCES OF WINNING BY KILLING YOU!

A HOWARD JONES UNIVERSITY!
DID I MENTION YOU’RE IN SLAVERY DAYS?
A SLAVE TO ALLAH!
THE MUSLIMS ARE GOING TO PUT YOU IN A CHOKEHOLD!
A BUDAPEST NIGHTMARE!
SANCTIONED BY THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A TRAIL-BLAZE MIX! 7:42AM,
A SHOT HEARD AROUND THE WORLD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR HEAD IN THE SKY!
A THEOCRACY!
A PILOT IS GONE AND A SEARCH FOR TWO MORE ARE MISSING, 7:43AM, 4-11-26,
A BIRD’S EYE VIEW OF EVERYTHING!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “DON’T ASK A QUESTION”,
A TRAVELLING NIGHTMARE!
I’MA SET UP A HIRING FREEZE! 7:44AM,
IMPORT!
A RUNAWAY SIREN!
A MIXED BAG OF NUTS! 8:00AM,
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “WE WILL FIGHT”,
AN OMNIPOTENT CALLS!
I’M GOING TO PUT A SKI SUIT ON IN THE SYSTEM!
THROW YOU INTO A DEEP FREEZE!
A DEEP, DEEP DIVE!
I’M GONNA MESS WITH YOUR MONEY BIG TIME! 8:02AM,
A TWO-STEP PROCESS!
I’M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU GET NOTHING OUT OF IT!
MARKETS GONE CRAZY!
I’M GOING TO DEVELOP AN ATTITUDE FOR PRAYER!
IF YOU CALL OUT TO ME, AND I’M GOING TO BITCH-SLAP YOUR ASS, VIOLENTLY!
AN ECONOMIC SYNDROME!
THE DRAFT IMPLANTED!
I’M GOING TO SET TRUMP UP ON HIGH!
SCALE THE FIGURE LIKE THEY SCALED THE CHARGES THEY WERE GOING TO CHARGE AARON AND HIS FAMILY WITH!
THE DOME OF THE ROCK!
IT’S IMPORTANT THAT I CASH OUT MY CHIPS!

I’M A ROBBERY NIGGA!
STUN YOUR HOUSE OF REPRESENTATIVES!
A LOCAL 319 UNION!
TRUST ME, I’M A VIOLENT GOD! 8:05AM,
PIMP SLIDE YOU STRAIGHT INTO HELL!


I’M GONNA KEEP YOU HONEST!
A LICORICE STICK,
AND A BLOOD TRANSFUSION!
I’MA FRIGHTEN THE WHOLE WHITE HOUSE!
DEATH IS AT YOUR DOORSTEP!
AN UNKIND WORD FROM ME!
A SLAUGHTER HOUSE 9!
A HAPPY VILLA!
I’M GOING TO RETURN LIKE A MONSTER!
ONE OR TWO PRAYERS A DAY, THAT’S WHAT YOU GAVE ME!
AND YOU THINK I’M A FOOL!
VISION: TRUMP TRYING TO GUESS HOW MANY FIGHTERS THEY’RE GOING TO SEND OFF, STANDING ON A SHIP, NERVOUS AS HELL, GOOSEBUMPS NERVOUS,
HE GOT WORD THAT GOD IS GOING TO ENTER THE WAR!
“BETTER RESERVE SOME IN CASE THEY CRASH”,
A FOOL! CAN’T DROP THE CHARGES BUT HE CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO KEEP THE PLANE FROM CRASHING! 8:10AM,
AND HE’LL STILL LOOK LIKE A FOOL!


AN URBAN NIGHTMARE!
A NODAL NOSE BLEED!
I’MA GIVE YOU IT HEAVILY!
I’M GOING TO PUT TRUMP ON IT!
KNEE DEEP IN HELL!
IT’S A CHOICE!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “I FOUND OUT YOU’RE ONE OF THE FIRST PERSONS I CAN TRUST TO KEEP THEIR WORD”,
A NICKEL-PLATED ARMOR!
AN IMPOSSIBLE GOD!
A 500 TOWN DEALER!
I’MA SMASH YOUR SUCCESS IN!
A MIDDLE EASTERN FLAG!
AN EXPERT MARKSMAN!
SHOOTING AT ME, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO TAKE IT OUT ON YOU!
A JOURNEYMAN DISASTER!
A LAMPSHADE MADE OF SKIN!
YOU’RE FILLED WITH WORRY ISSUES!
JUST FIVE YEARS OLD! 8:22AM,
A KIDNAPPING GONE WRONG!
WE HAVE TO CUT OUR FLIGHT SHORT!
A BLACK FORUM, YOU’LL STICK OUT LIKE A SORE THUMB!
I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW IT WORKS!
I’MA K-O WITH A ONE-TWO PUNCH!
A HARLEY DAVIDSON!
ZIMMERMAN, CALL OF THE DAY!
AN EASTER SUNDAY WIPEOUT!
A HEAVY BOMBARDMENT!
A SHIP!
THEY’LL BE WITHOUT HELP!
JONAH AND THE WHALE! 9:27AM,

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