4-16-26
BEIJING! 4:57AM,
A SECRETARY MOUNTS UP!
WE ARE IN GERMANY!
GUARANTEE!
THE UNITED STATES!
RIP THE SNIPER!
FROM MAINE TO MINNESOTA!
I’M KILLING THEM ALL!
AND I’MA PUNISH YOU FOR IT! 6:13AM,
AND YOU WONDER WHY I’M KILLING YOU!
I GOT AMPLE REASON TO DO EVERYTHING I DO!
EVEN THOUGH I NEED NO REASON!
VISION: SAFARI OR NINJA COMING DOWN STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN, WITH A MIGHTY YELL,
SINGING, “AIN’T NOBODY’S BUSINESS BUT MINE!”,
A MICHAEL JACKSON SONG,
A “WALKING DEAD” SONG IN THE BACKGROUND,
A MANTRA!
TOO DANGEROUS FOR YOU TO IMAGINE!
A HERALD CHAMPION!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “LET THE KIDS GROW UP”,
VISION: NEGAN PULLS UP IN FRONT OF ME IN AN OLD CAR, SAYS, “GET IN”,
MY ENTERTAINMENT, SUDDENLY STARTS MOWING DOWN A BUNCH OF ZOMBIES, WITH SOME KIND OF MACHINE GUN, CAN’T SEE WHAT KIND OF GUN, STARTS MOWING DOWN MASSIVE DEAD WALKERS,
STAND BY! 8:31am,
Vision: Aliens with staffs in their hands climbing a big mountain,
BLUNT FORCE TRAUMA!
A BELGIAN BLAST!
I CREATED IT!
A CANDIDATE!
WHOA, DOG! 8:36am,
THE NATION WILL BE BROUGHT TO HEEL!
THE FBI CAN’T PROTECT THEM!
GANG WARFARE!
A SOPHISTICATED AGENT!
A MEDIUM-FIRED MISSILE!
BLOOD AND GUTS FOR MILES!
YOU’RE NOT REALLY THERE!
A HEAVILY ARMED TIGER ATTACK!
THAT’S WHAT THIS IS!
THE SLING SHOT OF DAVID!
SOMEBODY YOU DON’T KNOW AND WILL NEVER KNOW!
NO MATTER HOW PROUD YOUR FATHERS WERE OF HIM! 8:40am,
YOU WILL NEVER SEE HIS HEAVEN!
A JACOBIDIAN HEAVEN!
I HEARD YOU BOTH BUT I’VE CONDEMNED YOU TO HELL!
A BUNDLED NIGHTMARE!
I’M THE ONE STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU GETTING INTO HEAVEN, NOT AARON!
YOU CAN NEVER REMOVE ME!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
AND BY THE WAY, WHERE’S YOUR god AND WHERE’S his POWER?
A FANTASY YOU MADE UP IN YOUR MIND!
THAT HE WAS YOUR god!
THAT I WAS YOUR GOD!
LET’S SEE WHO’S BURNING IN HELL!
THE GOD WITH ALL POWER, OR YOUR PUNY-ASS NIGHTMARE!
I’VE PROVED I’VE GOT ALL POWER AND THAT I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD! WHAT HAS YOUR god PROVED?
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
BECAUSE HE DOESN’T EXIST! 8:44am,
BEFORE ABRAHAM WAS, I AM! [John 8:58],
A LIGHTNING FAST JOB ROUND! ??????
A DOWN’S SYNDROME CHILD!
AND YOU SAY COOL LIKE IT HAPPENED!
I’M GONNA PUT YOU TO SLEEP AND KILL HIM!
VICE VERSA FROM DUSK TO DAWN!
VIOLENT BEHAVIOR, MAKE YOU SCREAM, “Where’s my god!”,
“Rabbi, tell me, where’s my god?
“How is it he disappeared all these years we’ve been fighting against Aaron?”,
“Makes me think he is telling the truth”,
“And you haven’t shown us s-h-i-t”,
“Not a damn thing”,
“That’s why we doubt your ass”,
“Neither has the Pope”,
“Not one miracle, just a bunch of damn lies”,
“Talking about, hold on, your god is coming”,
“To kill Aaron, bitch, you better stop his God”,
“You think I’m stupid?”,
“The questions and the hard answers that you can’t answer”,
JUST STAND THERE AND LOOK LIKE A FOOL!
I PUT EVERY RELIGION TO SHAME!
EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!
ESAU HAVE I HATED! [Romans 9:13],
YOU HAVE I HATED!
A BENIGN TUMOR!
A GROWTH THAT MASTECIZES!
I’MA TEAR OFF MY CULTURE!
MAKE YOU SCREAM DAY AND NIGHT!
I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT!
THE BIG BAD WOLF THAT YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE!
I’MA MAKE YOU SING A DIFFERENT KIND OF TUNE!
SING ABOUT MY RABBI HATRED!
NO MAN MOCKS ME AND LIVES!
LIKE I SAID, I KILLED ALL OF PHARAOH’S CHILDREN!
YOU JUST DIDN’T READ ABOUT IT!
I KILLED ALL THE PHARISEES AND SADDUCEES CHILDREN! 8:51am,
YOU JUST DIDN’T READ ABOUT IT!
I HID MY TRUE SELF WHEN I WAS ON EARTH!
TO PAY A PENALTY FOR SIN!
BECAUSE GOD CANNOT LIE!
THERE MUST BE BLOODSHED!
WITHOUT THE SHEDDING OF BLOOD, THERE IS NO REMISSION FOR SINS! [Matthew 26:28, Romans 3:25],
NONE WHATSOEVER, HEAR ME MUSLIMS, NONE WHATSOEVER!
HEAR ME RABBIS, NONE WHATSOEVER!
YOU’LL GET A HEAVENLY SURPRISE, AND YOU WON’T SET ONE FOOT IN MY KINGDOM!
WHERE IS YOUR HEAVEN AND WHERE IS YOUR god?
HE DISAPPEARED WHENEVER HE CAME ON THE SCENE!
ALL THIS POWER, AND YOU HAVEN’T BEEN ABLE TO STOP ONE ACT. NOT A DAMN ONE!
BUT YOUR god IS GOD!
A TUNA KIT!
FAKING LIKE IT’S A FULL MEAL! 8:54am,
THAT FEEDS MILLIONS!
NO POWER, THAT’S WHAT YOU GOT! NOTHING BUT YOUR FIST AND YOUR GUN IN YOUR HAND!
AND THAT’S USELESS AGAINST GOD!
THE GOD ALMIGHTY!
I’MA CANCERIZE YOU FROM WITHIN! 8:55am,
LET’S SEE ALL YOUR POWER AND MIGHT STOP IT!
A BUBONIC PLAGUE LIKE NO OTHER!
LET’S SEE ALL YOUR POWER AND MIGHT STOP IT!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU WITNESS THE iTUNES FORMULA, THE PURPLE PIE KIND!
I WATCH OVER AARON LIKE A HAWK, LOOKING FOR WHOM I’M GOING TO KILL!
I CAN’T WAIT TO KILL HIS ENEMIES, PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!
A HILL-FIGURE NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA GET MISS JACKSON AND ADAM!
CHRISTOPHER LANE NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA GET ALL OF YOU DOWN TO THE SECRETARY! 8:57am,
HIT YOU OVER AND OVER WITH MY FIST!
YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
I GOT INTO YOUR SUMMARIZATION!
THE PRESS WONDERING WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU NEXT!
WHO I’M GONNA CANCERIZE AND WHOSE PLANE I’M GOING TO DROP OUT THE SKY!
A BUGGY BATMOBILE!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU FAINT WHEN YOU SEE A CIRCUS!
Vision: Somebody behind hugging a fence, almost like in the extermination days, the extermination feeling,
I’M GONNA EXTERMINATE YOU ALL!
MAKE YOU WATCH IN TERROR!
I’M NOT GOING TO HIDE MY KILLINGS LIKE HITLER!
I’M GONNA BE UP FRONT, UP EARLY, AND IN THE OPEN!
NOT BEHIND A GAS CHAMBER!
NOT RUNNING SOMEWHERE AND COMMITTING SUICIDE! 9:00am,
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, I’MA MAKE YOU RUN!
DON’T YOU BELIEVE? IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOU BELIEVE, I’M STILL KILLING YOU!
AND YOUR FAITH CAN’T STOP ME!
Vision: Song, “I’m feeling good, strike it up, strike it up”,
“I’m feeling good, strike it up”,
A MONUMENTAL BLAST!
STRAIGHT OUT OF THE HANDS OF DAVID!
AARON KNOWS DAVID, BUT YOU DON’T!
A CLUSTER BOMB!
FROM YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD SARGENT!
THE REPLACEMENT!
A SETH MEYER REUNION!
MICHAEL’S MORE PROUD IF AARON THAN HE IS IF THE MOVIE!
WAY MORE PROUD,
AND ETERNALLY THANKFUL!
A STEPPING STONE!
YOU HATED MICHAEL AND YOU HATED AARON!
A BAT OUT OF HELL THAT I’M GOING TO STRIKE DOWN!
THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE!
A PUSH AND PULL THEORY!
“Once we find him guilty, that will justify our case before God”,
YOU DAMN FOOL YOU!
I AM GOD AND I’M KILLING YOUR ASS!
SHOW YOU WHAT I THINK OF YOUR CASE!
A STATUE OF AARON PRICE!
A WARRIOR LIKE NO OTHER!
MY WARRIOR, SAID THE LORD!
A RETIREMENT PARTY IN HEAVEN!
YOUR RETIREMENT PARTY WILL BE IN HELL!
PAIN AND SUFFERING FOR AN ETERNITY, UNIMAGINABLE PAIN AND SUFFERING!
OH, AND YOU THINK YOUR god IS COMING TO THE RESCUE?
A god THAT RAN AND HID AS I KILLED MILLIONS!
I’MA SMASH MOUTH NIGGA! 9:09am,
RIGHT UP TO THE JUDGES CHAMBERS!
A KINDERGARTEN COP!
A RUNAWAY TRAIN!
ONE OF MY MONSTERS, A RUNAWAY TRAIN!
ALWAYS MASSACRING SOMEBODY!
AND LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK OF BLOOD!
Vision: Hear him laughing after killing a bunch of folks,
I’M ON MY WAY TO YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD!
A HYSTERICAL LAUGH!
A SCOOBY-DOO NIGHTMARE!
Vision: Somebody saying, “This nigga”,
CALL ME THE ALMIGHTY GOD, YOU FOOL!
AARON IS A SHELL OF A MAN!
THE POWER RESUDES INSIDE HIM AND HE CAN NEVER DIE!
BUT YOU’RE A DUMB-ASS FOOL!
THINKING YOU COULD KILL THE BODY, AND KILL AARON, AND KILL HIS GOD!
A DUMB STUPID-ASS FOOL,
WITH MAKE UP ON! 9:14am,
I ALWAYS GIVE DETAILS ABOUT HOW I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!
BUT YOUR PROPHET NEVER HAS ANY DETAILS!
A WISHFUL THOUGHT THAT HE COULD KILL GOD!
AN ASSASSINS NIGHTMARE, I’M GOING TO KILL HIM, HER, AND THEIR CHILDREN!
A VERIFIED ANOINTING!
I’MA SKATE ON TOP OF YOUR HEADS!
PADDLE BACKWARDS!
STAND DOWN OR I’LL KNOCK YOU DOWN!
FOR SURE!
TELL THAT SECRETARY, STAND DOWN, OR I’LL KNOCK YOU DOWN!
VIOLENTLY!
CANCER SPITTING UP BLOOD!
I’LL KNOCK YOUR WHOLE FAMILY DOWN!
A JESUIT NIGHTMARE!
ADAM STEMPLE!
I’M GONNA PUT THE WHOLE COURTROOM TO SHAME! 9:21am,
STUFF YOU WITH BLOOD AND GUTS!
AN IMAM WINDOW!
I’MA MAKE THE MUSLIMS WATCH, AND RUN LIKE HELL!
SURELY, THIS IS THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A PENCILED-IN SYNDROME!
UGLY WHEN WET!
YOUR RELIGION STINKS!
FOLLOWING A DEAD MAN!
WHO CANNOT HEAR NOR CAN I SEE!
LET ME SHOW YOU A PERFECT PICTURE OF GOD!
ONE THAT SHOWS HIMSELF AND HIS POWER EVERY DAY, EVERY DAY!
NOT SOME MYSTICAL MISFIT THAT NEVER SHOWS HIS POWER!
PROPHETIC POWER THAT IS!
EVEN IF SOMETHING HAPPENS, YOU GOT TO PROVE IT CAME FROM YOUR god, DAMNIT!
THAT’S WHERE YOU FALL FLAT ON YOUR FACE! 9:26am,
MY PROPHETS PROVE THEMSELVES, BY RAINING DOWN FIRE!
DAILY AND NIGHTLY!
NOT ONCE OR EVERY HUNDRED YEARS!
I GO OVER AND BEFORE YOU AS A CONSUMING FIRE! [Deuteronomy 9:3],
PROVING MYSELF TO THE MASSES!
MAKE THE ATHEISTS RUN LIKE HELL!
A POLITICAL NIGHTMARE!
I’MA BATTEN YOU A HOLE IN ONE!
TURKEY, A MILLION TO ONE CHANCE OF THIS HAPPENING, THAT’S ME, THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND LAUGH!
I’MA FIND YOU FBI AND SWALLOW YOU UP!
YOU THINK YOU’RE BIG AND BAD, BUT YOU’RE NOTHING TO ME!
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
YOUR POWER IS A JOKE!
AND I’MA TWIST IT AROUND YOUR NECK AND KILL YOU! 9:32am,
MR. ERASERHEAD!
I SPECIALIZE IN KILLING THE BOSSES!
15 TIMES A DAY, OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
A PRIME TIME QUANDRY!
MARK, THE ERASERHEAD!
9:37am,
I’M CAPPING OFF THE DRUNK MAN, SAID THE LORD! 6:14pm,
A MITUBISHI GALANT, I’M GALLOPING OVER YOUR HEADS, A POUNDING EFFECT!
FBI, I’M GOING TO ERASE YOUR LEADERS, VIOLENTLY!
MY NEW MOUNTAIN IS CALLED THE ERASER HEAD, A MONSTER YOU’VE NEVER HEARD OF!
I WANT YOU TO CALCULATE HOW YOU’RE GOING TO GET OUT OF THIS!
A TRIAL AIN’T GONNA SAVE YOUR ASS!
I’M GONNA BREAK TWO NEW HEROES IN THE FBI!
A SMASHING SUCCESS! 6:15pm,
I’MA BROWN NOSE THE BROWN-VILLE,
AND ALL YOU LYING FOLLOWERS!
A DIFFERENT KIND OF MONSTER YOU NEVER HEARD OF!
I’M GOING TO KILL 1500 FBI AGENTS IN ONE WHOP! 6:15pm, 4-16-26,
DROWN THEM IN THEIR SNOT!
GET YOUR CHILDREN WHILE I’M AT IT!
I’M GOING TO BREAK NEWS AT NOON!
AN ARROW STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!
I’M GONNA TEAR DOWN THE COUNTRY OVER YOU!
CALL IT, “THE MISSING CHILDREN”!
CALL IT, “PHARAOH’S GREAT FALL”!
I’MA ELIMINATE YOUR FREE SPEECH!
TARGET PRACTICE ON YOU ALL!
I’MA BELT OUT A NEW SONG!
CRASH THAT VEHICLE AND THAT PLANE! 6:17pm, 4-16-26,
I’M GONNA MAKE IT PLAIN TO YOU DARLING, A SWEET SUSIE Q, SNICKERS!
TRUMP, I’MA KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY FOR STALLING!
TRYING TO WAIT FOR A TRAIL, “Let’s put him behind bars and get his ass”,
I’M GONNA GET YOU FIRST NIGGA!
A HAPPY HOUR IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
I’MA STUN YOUR GROWTH!
RUBIO, I’M GONNA MAKE COTTAGE CHEESE OUT OF HIS PLANE! 6:18pm, 4-16-26,
HOLES EVERYWHERE, IN THE ENGINE!
I’MA KILL ALL THE HO’s, ON THE PLANE!
AS THE SONG SAYS, “I GOT HO’s, I GOT THEM HO’s”!
A FILIPINO NIGHTMARE LIKE NO OTHER!
I’MA GET YOU IN EVERY AREA CODE, SAID THE LORD!
A SMITH AND WESSON UP SIDE YOUR NOGGIN’!
BITCH! PLEASE! NOBODY HAS EVER STOPPED ME IN THE EONS OF TIME!
I’M A JACK OF ALL TRADES AND THE JACK OF ALL CANCERS!
I’MA MELT YOUR PRIDE RIGHT DOWN THE SINK! 6:19pm,
BANISH YOU FROM HEAVEN AND HELL, AND PUT YOU IN A WORSE HELL!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE I KILL YOUR CHILDREN, AND THEY AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN!
FROM THE INFANT ON UP, THEY AIN’T GOING TO HEAVEN!
AND THERE’S NO PURGATORY, BITCH, YOU LYING-ASS POPE!
AARON IS MY PROPHET! I’MA KILL HIM AND I’MA COME KILL YOU!
I LOVE VIOLENCE MORE THAN LOVE!
THEN I’M GOING TO SEND HIM BACK TO KILL YOU WITH A NEW BODY, SAID THE LORD!
VIOLENT AS HELL!
I’MA WRITE HIS DISASTERS JUST LIKE I WROTE ROBIE ON THE TANKER!
A VIOLENT TWIN!
WHO WANTS TO KEEP THIS BODY FULL OF ASHES!
I GOT NEW BODIES FOR ALL MY PEOPLE, AND THEY JUST KILL, KILL, KILL! 6:21pm,
A NEW DAY AND A NEW ERA!
THE ERASER HEAD IS HERE!
I’MA ERASE YOUR CHILDREN’S HEADS!
AND THE BOSSES AT THE SAME TIME!
THE CALIGULA NIGHTMARE!
STRAIGHT FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
PONTIUS PILATE!
I’M GONNA WASH YOUR BLOOD DOWN THE BLOOD STREAM!
A RIVER’S NOTICE!
I’MA CAPSIZE A SHIP IN THE DARK OF THE NIGHT!
I’MA GET MY 40 DEAD!
SAMSON IS UPON YOU!
A NEW BODY I GAVE HIM!
VIOLENT AS HELL!
A TRILLION TIMES STRONGER THAN HIS PREVIOUS BODY!
COURTESY, AARON PRICE!
CALL IT THE DIVINE NATURE AND THE DIVINE POWER! 6:24pm,
HE LOOSED IT, AND IT’S DONE!
MADNESS UPON THE FBI!
I’MA MAKE YOU RUN TO THE FOUR CORNERS OF THE EARTH, VIOLENTLY!
CANCERIZE YOUR CHILDREN AND MAKE THEM SCREAM DAY AND NIGHT!
CALL IT, “Daddy, make him stop!”,
MAKE THE GOD ALMIGHTY STOP, NEVER, SAID THE LORD!
SINCE YOU MADE ME WAIT, I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU WAIT IN HELL!
BAPTIZE YOU IN MY ETERNAL FLAME!
AND MAKE YOU WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, AND SCREAM, “Give me another chance!”,
NEVER, SAID THE LORD! NEVER, EVER, NEVER!
A PONTIUS PILATE INCOME!
I’MA SAVE YOU THE MONEY FOR THE ADVERTISERS, PRESS!
I’M COMING TO KILL YOU TOO!
HIDING MY MURDERS!
I’MA HIDE YOU IN HELL! 6:26pm,
MANY WOULD HAVE REPENTED, BUT YOU HID THE MURDERS!
AND I LOVE IT, SAID THE LORD!
LIKE I SAID, I’MA CRACK THE SKULL OF THE UNBELIEVER!
A PARDON FOR PARIS HILTON, BUT I’M NOT GOING TO PARDON YOU!
WHERE’S YOUR PROPHET AND WHERE IS HIS WORDS THAT JUSTIFY WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO AARON AND HIS FAMILY?
YOUR PRESENT TIME PROPHET! DON’T BE LYING ABOUT THE PAST! THERE’S NO PROPHET IN THE PAST, THERE’S ONLY NOW, SAID THE LORD!
WHERE’S YOUR PROPHET NOW?
A BAGEL BLOW HORN!
A CHEAP TRICK, GETTING MONEY OUT OF THE UNITED STATES!
OVER AND OVER, “We’re the chosen people, give me millions”,
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU MILLIONS OF DEATHS RIGHT UP IN JERUSALEM! 6:28pm,
SHOW THE WORLD, YOU’RE NOT MY PEOPLE!
NOBODY LIES AND SAYS I’M DEAD AND CALLS THEMSELVES MY PEOPLE!
YOU THINK I’M SOME KIND OF JACKASS? FOOL!
EITHER ACCEPT THE AIR CONDITIONER OR I’MA BURN THE PLACE DOWN!
A HEAT SEEKING MISSILE!
STRAIGHT FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
FBI, I’MA BURN YOUR ASS TO THE GROUND!
A RADIATION LIKE NO OTHER!
YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ME? I’MA HANDLE YOUR ASS SHOW ‘NOUGH!
LAND A ROCK RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD!
THE ROCK OF GIBRALTAR!
I’M GOING TO PLANT THE OLD TESTAMENT RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD!
YOU JEWISH LIARS!
KILL THEM, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO CATCH YOU SLIPPING, FBI!
I’M GONNA KILL YOU RIGHT IN THE COURTROOM! 6:31pm,
LIKE I SAID, I’M NOT GOING TO WAIT FOR THE TRIAL!
I’MA MAKE YOUR CHILDREN STAND DOWN AND RUN FROM ME!
MAKE MANY OF YOUR KIDS RUN AWAY FROM HOME!
RUNAWAY!
RUNAWAY FROM THE BUNCH OF FOOLS!
THAT THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO STAND AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’M GONNA PUT A PLASTIC CHIP IN YOUR HEAD!
A GRIEVIOUS NIGHTMARE!
I’MA SPREAD THE CANCER TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE!
EVERYBODY, SAID THE LORD!
A TRUNK LOAD OF FENCES FROM HEAVEN!
YOU OFFEND ME AND YOU STINK LIKE HELL!I’MA BREAK WIND ON YOU, A FIRESTORM LIKE NO OTHER!
LET ME FILL YOUR HEARTS WITH FEAR AND LAUGHTER! 6:34pm,
PEOPLE ARE GONNA LAUGH YOU RIGHT OUT OF TRIAL, RIGHT OUT OF TOWN!
NO MORE FBI’s AND NO MORE TRIALS!
NONE WHATSOEVER, I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A STATISTICIAN’S NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO KILL EVERYBODY’S CHILD THAT YOU HELPED!
OR THAT HELPS YOU!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU’RE VISITED BY THE KING OF PHARAOH!
THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A SECRETARY’S NIGHTMARE!
AN ASSISTANT’S HELPING HAND!
I’MA KILL A DOZEN KIDS IN THE COURTROOM!
NO PLATITUDES ARE GOING TO STOP ME!
NO BEGGING IS GOING TO STOP ME!
I’MA CHANNEL THE NEWS TO YOUR FRONT DOORSTEP!
THE ALMIGHTY GOD! 6:36pm,
NOT AARON, BUT THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A NIGGER NIGHTMARE, THE FIST OF GOD!
INNY, MINNY, MINIE, MOE, I’MA GET ALL YOUR ASSES!
TELL YOUR CHILDREN, GO TO THE PRESS, AND I’LL SAVE THEM ALONE!
UNLESS THEY WANT TO CHOW DOWN ON YOUR NIGHTMARE!
I’M A HUNGRY BLOODTHIRSTY GOD!
NOTHING SATISFIES ME BUT BLOOD, ASK THE SON OF GOD!
I’M MICAH 3:8! ??????
I’M GONNA TAKE THAT PIMPLE AND TURN IT INTO CANCER!
I’M GOING TO RUN WILD THROUGH THE FBI!
A MAGISTRATE FORMULA STRAIGHT FROM THE GOD ALMIGHTY!
I’M GONNA MAKE THE SMALLEST THING KILL YOU!
FOR CURSING MY SON AND CALLING HIM A NIGGER!
AND SETTING A TRIAL DATE! 6:39pm,
YOU ON TRIAL, NIGGER!
A BUNCH OF DUMB-ASSES!
Vision: Somebody checking their private parts for pimples,
YOU’LL NEVER ESCAPE ME, SAID THE LORD!
EVERY WORD I SAY COMES TRUE!
A GARGANTUAN NIGHTMARE!
LIKE I SAID, TURKEY, I’M COMING TO GET YOUR CHILDREN!
YOU BETTER CHECK THEIR ASS FOR PIMPLES TOO!
A NIGHTMARE ALLEY!
AND AN ARROW STRAIGHT UP YOUR ASS!
I’M A BLOODTHIRSTY GOD!
OR HAVEN’T YOU FIGURED THAT OUT YET?
I’MA WINE AND DINE YOU!
BLOODTHIRSTY RED!
A PIMPLE LIKE NO OTHER!
A METASTESIZING PIMPLE!
AN INVERSE CANCER, I’MA GET YOU REAL FAST!
TRUMP, I’MA GET YOUR CHILDREN, REAL FAST! 6:42pm,
MR. AND MRS. FBI AGENT, I’M GOING TO GET YOUR CHILDREN REAL FAST!
A MR. AND MRS. COW!
I’M GONNA MILK YOU UNTIL THE BLOOD COMES OUT!
DRAIN YOU OF EVERY DROP OF BLOOD YOU GOT!
MAKE YOU PAY FOR CLOSING AARON’S BANK ACCOUNTS!
MAKE YOU PAY FOR EVERY SIN ON EARTH, INCLUDING BLASPHEMY!
Vision: Big Lion standing in the parking lot facing Costco,
HE CAN’T WAIT TO KILL THEM!
Lion has grown taller than the building itself,
AN EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION!
FBI, I’M BIGGER THAN YOU EVER WILL BE!
I’MA STUN YOUR GROWTH!
A MAD-HATTER ON THE HILL THAT YOU’RE GOING TO DIE ON! 6:44pm,
YOU’RE GONNA DIE ON AARON’S HILL!
A HILL-FIGURE NIGHTMARE!
AND THIS IS THE HILL YOU WANTED TO DIE ON, BECAUSE YOU WERE BIG AND BAD AND TOO PROUD TO BACK DOWN!
I’M GONNA SCORCH EARTH ON TOP OF YOUR HEADS!
PUT YOU IN HELL WITH satan, AND WATCH HIM LAUGH AT YOUR DUMB ASS!
THOUSANDS OF PROPHECIES CAME TRUE!
BUT YOU THINK I DON’T GIT A HELL!
YOU’RE A BIGGER FOOL THAN ANYBODY EVER IMAGINED!
STUPID AS HELL!
I’VE GOT BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF HELLS YOU FOOL!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU VISIT EACH ONE OF THEM THROUGHOUT ETERNITY!
A HAIR-ON-FIRE NIGHTMARE!
Vision: Black lady with long blonde hair, brown tight coat, suddenly her hair catches on fire,
I’MA SET YOU ON FIRE RIGHT ON EARTH! A PRELUDE TO YOUR ETERNAL OUTCOME!
PROVE TO YOU I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
SPECIALIZE IN TAKING LIVES! 6:47pm,
A PENELOPE NIGHTMARE, I’M COMING FOR YOUR KIDS!
A CHANNEL OUTCOME!
BATHE YOU IN SUDS OF FIRE!
I’MA DISSOLVE YOUR NIGHTMARE AND START ANOTHER!
BREAK WING REAL FAST! 6:48pm, ??????
162 DEAD AND MORE FOR YOUR FOUL MOUTH ATTITUDE! 6:45pm, 4-16-26,
JANET JACKSON, I MISS YOU MUCH!
I’MA KILL YOUR DEAREST RELATIVE!
A SOAPBOX LIKE NO OTHER!
I’MA CHASTIZE TMZ FOR WAITING TO PRINT MY TRUTH!
THE HALLS OF FLAMES!
Vision: Somebody sitting in a wheelchair, then the wheelchair is empty,
I’M GONNA PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT!
THE SOURPUSS GAME! 6:51pm,
Vision: Somebody towing F-150 truck right up into the sky,
Vision: Taco, suddenly turns into a white piece of bread,
Vision: Old lady, turns into a white piece of bread,
KIDNAP!
TRY IT, SAID THE LORD!
I’MA SPANK YOUR PRIDE VIOLENTLY! 7:02pm,
