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4/8/26 5:47 AM I’MA SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL AT NOON! BREAKFAST, I’MA BREAK THE NOSE OF YOUR PLANE! 6:00 AM EVERYTHING’S A SYMBOL FOR SOMETHING ELSE! I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE I BREAK THE NOSE OF YOUR PLANE! A RUBIO NIGHTMARE TOO! I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU AND RUBIO’S PLANE DOWN! SCATTERING ATTACK!

4/8/26 4:44:16 AM

I SEE A VISION OF AN INSECT LIKE AN ANT WING, LONG WING INSECT POINTED STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR WITH LONG WINGS LIKE THREE TIMES THE SIZE, THREE OR FOUR TIMES THE SIZE OF ITS BODY! LIKE ONE OF THOSE ANT WINGS, INSECTS THAT HAS WINGS THAT STRETCH THREE OR FOUR TIMES THE SIZE OF ITS BODY! POINT IT STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR!
VISION, I SEE WHAT APPEARS TO BE A BOTTLE OF LIGHT GREEN AND WHITE BOTTLE OF PUMP SPRAY! IT LOOKS KIND OF ALMOST LIKE A CLOROX CLEANING SPRAY!

VANISH! 5:47 AM
FOR WAR CRIMES!
THE KITCHEN SINK
TO COVER UP!
A TRANSIT VEHICLE!
A WITCH DOCTOR!
PLAIN AND SIMPLE!
NATIONAL DISGRACE!
A PARTNER, A COLLEAGUE!

I’M A SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL AT NOON! 5:47 AM

A DEVASTATING ADVENTURE!
YOU RAN UP A BILL YOU COULDN’T PAY!
WITH YOUR MOUTH AND YOUR HANDCUFFS! 5:57 AM

I’M GOING TO ASTONISH YOU IN THE DIRECTION I’M GOING!
A PUTRID TIME OUT!
THE DOME OF THE ROCK! THE DOME OF YOUR HEAD!
OF ANOTHER TREATMENT!
WHITE MAN TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!
A ROASTER’S CHOICE 5:49 AM
A GIGABYTE OF DAMAGE!
UNEXPLAINABLE!
YEAH, THE SAN FRANCISCO TREAT!
A POWDERED MESS!
SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL!
YOU HAD TO RELOCATE! 5:50AM

VISION , I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING, “I’M SO SORRY!”
A BASTION OF GRAVY BLOOD!

I’M NOT WAITING FOR ANOTHER COURT DATE!
I’M GOING TO BREAK EVERYBODY’S BONES, EVEN THE BOSS’S!

A GELATIN AFFAIR!
I GAVE YOU A BODY MADE TO BE BROKEN!
AND I’M GOING TO DO JUST THAT!

A HILL FIGURE NIGHTMARE!
EVERYTHING’S A SYMBOL FOR SOMETHING ELSE!
I’M GONNA PUSH YOU DOWN ON THE SIDEWALK!
A CONCRETE NIGHTMARE!


I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A DOUBLE DOSE!
A PLANE EXTRACTION!
I’MA MEASURE YOUR FOLLY!

TAKE IT OUT ON YOU TWO, THREE TIMES A DAY!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU RUN FROM AARON! I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU RUN FROM AARON LIKE YOUR PANTS ARE ON FIRE!
LIKE THE LIAR THAT YOU ARE!


SNIP SNIP SNIP! I’M TAKING OUT ALL YOUR TEETH!
A CANCEROUS NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA GIVE YOU MOUTH CANCER AND YOUR UPPER LIP!
FOR LYING ON ME!
AND SAYING THAT I AM NOT GOD!

A HADES NIGHTMARE!
I’MA BURN YOU IN HELL FOR LYING!
A WIGGLESWORTH TOOTHACHE!
SMITH, THAT IS!
I’MA JOIN YOU IN THE JONESTOWN MASSACRE!
BAIT YOU! BAIT AND SWITCH YOU!
BAIT IT WITH ANOTHER PLANET I HAVE HELL ON!
A NEVER-ENDING JOURNEY!

I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU TOUR EVERY HELL I’VE CREATED!
ON OUT THROUGHOUT ETERNITY!
MY JAIL CELL IN HELL IS THE ONLY ONE THAT COUNTS!
IT’S FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER!
A TORMENT YOU CAN NEVER IMAGINE! 5:58 AM
IMA BREAK YOUR NOSE AND YOUR TOOTH!
I’M THE STICK-UP MAN!

YOU BETTER RUN, THE JUSTICE OF THE PEACE!
I’M GONNA CRACK THE COURTROOM RIGHT OPEN!
A DOOMSDAY CLOCK!

YOUR WAY OVERDUE!

I’MA PUNISHED TRUMP ON THE ISLAND!
FOR HIS OPEN FOLLY
WIKIPEDIA NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO DOCUMENT YOUR DEATH!
HUMBLE YOU RIGHT TO THE GROUND!

BREAKFAST, I’MA BREAK THE NOSE OF YOUR PLANE! 6:00 AM
EVERYTHING’S A SYMBOL FOR SOMETHING ELSE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE I BREAK THE NOSE OF YOUR PLANE!
A RUBIO NIGHTMARE TOO!
I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU AND RUBIO’S PLANE DOWN!
SCATTERING ATTACK!

PLUS GARDEN PLUS GARTING OR( PLUSH GARDEN(
YOU HEAR SOMEBODY SAY, HOLY BATMAN! IT DEFIES GRAVITY!
I’M ASTONISHED THE WORLD!

TURN YOUR PLANE COMPLETELY UPSIDE DOWN!6:01 AM
A RUNAWAY TRAIN HIT MAN!
I’M GOING TO FILM IT AND I’M GOING TO PUT IT IN A PARTY LOOP!

OUR PRESIDENT HAS FALLEN! 6:02 AM
GIDDY UP MY PALE HORSE RIDER!

THEY’RE COMING FROM OTHER PLANETS AFTER YOU!
ZILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF THEM!
I’MA MAKE A NEW DISASTER!
PUT DOWN ON MANY A PLANE
HOW ABOUT JETTISON YOUR AMMO?
MAKE THAT SQUAD TEAM CRY MANY A TEARS!
CANCER’S AT YOUR HOME WAITING ON YOU!

SOMEBODY LIED TO YOU AND TOLD YOU I WAS JUST AN ENTITY!
AND HE CAN’T TAKE ALL OF US!
I’M A STAMPY STUMPY ALL OUT!
SHOW YOU I CAN GET YOU ALL AT ONCE!
A CARE PACKAGE LIKE NO OTHER!
I WILL LIVE IT WITH YOU!

DON’T YOU DARE BREACH HIS GATE!
I’MMA MAKE MY ROUNDS IN THE MORNING!
BRIGHAMANIA BONES
THERE’S YOUR HOPES OF CORRALLING HERE!
AND BOMBARDMENT LIKE NO OTHER!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!

AND YOU STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN!
TAKE YOU DOWN ON A NIGHTFALL!
PUNISH YOUR AGGRESSIVENESS!
RIDE ‘EM, COWBOY!

ANOTHER NEW MONSTER AFTER YOU!
I’M A JETTISONER OF WINGS!
PUT YOU IN A FLOWER POT IN THE BASEMENT!
STARE AT IT AND LET IT GO!
TWO DIFFERENT WAYS TO LET IT GO!
THE VIOLET ONE AND THE VIOLET ONE!
MY PUNCH, YOU TOOK A CLOCK!
ETERNAL LIFE!
YOU’RE NEVER GETTING CLOSE TO IT!

IT WILL WRECK YOU IN HELL!
HEAR ME, SURVEILLANCE TEAM! I’M GOING TO WRECK YOU IN HELL!
A NIGHTMARE FOR THE MOMENTS AND THE POPPERS!

I’M STRONG AS EVER!
WAITING FOR MY ARMIES TO GET TO CATCH UP WITH ME!6:08 AM

SO I CAN BLOW YOU AWAY AND LET THEM WATCH!
I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE!
WELL, HAVEN’T YOU FIGURED THAT OUT YET?
WHAT YEAR IS IT? I CONTROL TIME!

I SEE SOMEBODY RIDING A HORSE, LEESON! WITH A LEASH, GUIDING THE HORSE WHICH WAY TO GO!
AND I SEE AN EXTRA LONG CASKET WITH FLABBLES ALL AROUND IT!
I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW MUCH YOU COST!
NOTHING TO ME!
LESS THAN DUST!

THERE’S TOO MUCH! THERE’S TOO MANY OF US!
A NEVER-ENDING ALLEY!

EVERYBODY THINKS THAT! SOLID FAVORABLE!
AND THE GANGS AND THE GANGSTERS!
WHERE THEY MEET THE GOD, I SHOW THEM WHO THE TRUE GOD IS!
YOU’RE NOTHING BUT A WANKSTER FULL OF DUST! 6:12 AM

WHERE IS IT AT THAT SAYS I HAVE TO BELIEVE WHAT YOU BELIEVE?
YOU THINK I’M SOME KIND OF FOOL?
CAN’T PROLONG YOUR LIFE PAST A HUNDRED, NO MATTER HOW MUCH SCIENCE YOU USE!
THAT YOU KNOW SO SMART!
AT SOME POINT, YOU SHOULD GIVE UP! REALIZE HE’S GOT A SET OF BALLS JUST LIKE YOU!
THE SAFETY CANISTER!
MAYBE A CHOCOLATE SHIRT!
I’M GOING TO TACKLE THE JORDAN MYSTERY!

A JUKEBOX NIGHTMARE!
A SURFACE-TO-AIR MISSILE!
I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING!
PUT YOU IN THE GRAVE EARLY!
THINGS SHOULD FALL APART RATHER QUICKLY!
A STRATEGIC NIGHTMARE!
SOMETHING THEY DIDN’T COUNT ON!
BOOM!

I ALWAYS STUDY THE RULES! THEN I BREAK EVERY ONE OF THEM!
I CAN EASILY DEFY GRAVITY!

I CREATED IT! I CREATED IT! WHY NOT? 6:28 AM
A BOMBAY EVENT!

A TELLTALE WITH NO WITNESSES!
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE OUR AGREEMENT?
I’M LYING TO YOU UP FRONT!

A POT OF CAKE, JUSTICE DEPARTMENT!
AN ANGEL!
I’M OBEYING THE MIDFIGHTS AROUND!
PUT EUROPE IN THE CLOSET!
SCARED TO MOVE A MUSCLE!
AN ENDURING NIGHTMARE!
A SEISMIC SHIFT IN POLICY!
EUROPE SANTAT CLAUSE
A FANTASY TO NEGOTIATE!
I’M GONNA MAKE A FOOL OUT OF Y’ALL!
YALL ALL!

THAT’S A VAN I GOT THREE NIGHTMARES!
KIDNAP YOUR SAILORS!
TURN TO YOUR COCKAMAMY EXCUSE! 6:35 AM
I’M GONNA STOMP YOU TO THE GROUND AND I CAN’T AVOID TRUMP!6:36 AM

YES, SHEILA E GOT AWAY!

THOUGHTS! I PUNISH THOUGHTS!
A CALIGULA NIGHTMARE! 6:38 AM

7:30:07 AM I HAD THIS DREAM SOMEBODY HAD BORROWED A CAR FROM SOMEBODY ELSE AND IT WAS AN OLD CAR LIKE FROM THE 70’S. FIRST THEY WAS PRESSING ON THE GAS AND THE CAR LOOKED LIKE IT WAS OPERATING FINE BUT THEN THEY STARTED PRESSING ON THE GAS AND THE CAR WOULDN’T GO NOWHERE! IT WAS SPUTTERED DOWN THE STREET AND THEN ALL JUST STOPPED GOING AND JUST COAST!
7:30:47 AM THAT’S WHAT THIS MEANS! THE LORD SAID, EVE MADE IT, ADAM, INTO AN ARGUMENT!
7:31:07 AM HE BAITED ADAM INTO AN ARGUMENT THAT LASTED HOURS!
7:31:20 AM BEFORE HE ATE OF THE TREE!
7:33:29 AM THE ARGUMENT WAS WHY THEY SHOULD BOTH EAT OF THE TREE!
7:33:38 AM AND EVENTUALLY HE GAVE IN!
7:34:14 AM THE WOMAN!
7:36:03 AM SECRET TERMS!
7:36:21 AM A HAIL MARY ADVICE!
7:36:42 AM IT WAS THE WOMAN THAT TALKED THEIR HUSBANDS INTO KILLING ME!
7:37:08 AM A WOUNDED TRANSGRESSION!
7:38:17 AM LIKEWISE, IT IS THE WOMAN THAT’S TALKING THEIR HUSBANDS INTO KILLING AARON!
7:38:40 AM OR TRYING TO KILL HIM!
7:39:24 AM A BRAIN DEAD ARGUMENT!
7:39:31 AM THE DOJ!
7:39:43 AM I’MA MAKE YOU CRY MANY A TEARS!
7:39:52 AM KILL YOUR FAMILY’S WHOLESALE VIOLENCE!
7:40:14 AM YOU’RE BIGGER THAN ME! YOU THINK SO, YOU FOOL!
7:40:33 AM I’M GOING TO OPEN UP A STETHOSCOPE ON YOU!
7:40:45 AM AN ARMY TAIL GOES DOWN!
7:40:55 AM A MIGHTIER THAN YOU ALL PUT TOGETHER A BILLION AND A TRILLION TIMES
7:41:07 AM I’M GOING TO PLAY WHACK-A-MOLE! WHACK-A-MOLE WITH YOUR JUDGES!
7:41:16 AM AND YOUR CHILDREN!
7:41:25 AM I’M NEVER GONNA LET IT!
7:41:33 AM NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU BEG ME!
7:41:39 AM AND YOU WILL BEG ME, SAID THE LORD!
7:41:53 AM JEWS AND GENTILES ALIKE!
7:42:07 AM I’M GOING TO ABORT YOU LIKE I DID PHARAOH’S CHILDREN!
7:42:14 AM BUT MUCH, MUCH WORSE!
7:42:32 AM MUCH MUCH WORSE
7:42:42 AM A STATISTICIAN’S NIGHTMARE!
7:42:47 AM I’M GOING TO MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE!
7:42:57 AM I’M KILLING EVERY DAY!
7:43:04 AM THE SANDSTORM LIKE NO OTHER!
7:43:11 AM AN EGYPTIAN PYRAMID!
7:43:21 AM THAT WILL GO FROM TOP TO BOTTOM!
7:43:31 AM AND I’M GOING TO GET BIGGER AS FAR AS IT GOES ALONG!
7:43:39 AM COME AND RAID YOUR HOUSES OF YOUR CHILDREN!
7:43:50 AM A DOJ FBI FEDERAL GOVERNMENT NIGHTMARE!
7:43:58 AM I’M GOING TO PROVE TO YOU THAT I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
7:44:06 AM AND THE SAME GOD, THEY KILLED PHARAOH’S CHILDREN!
7:44:21 AM THE PRESS WILL BESIEGE YOU!
7:44:29 AM WONDER WHAT’S GOING ON AND WHY YOU NEVER TOLD ANYONE!
7:44:39 AM THEY WILL LOOK AT YOU AS A FOOL YOU ARE!
7:44:47 AM AS YOU BEG FOR HELP!
7:44:52 AM FROM ANYONE THAT WILL HELP YOU!
7:44:59 AM BUT IT WOULD BE TOO LATE! I’M NEVER GOING TO STOP KILLING YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
7:45:10 AM DON’T LET IT BE SAID TOO LATE, TOO LATE! DON’T LET IT BE SAID TOO LATE! THE SONG HELPS!
7:46:40 AM SWEET PEA!
7:50:47 AM ALISTAIR WANDERLEI!
7:51:00 AM THE AGREEMENT!
7:51:11 AM A TERRIBLE AGREEMENT!
7:51:24 AM WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO REGRET AND PAY FOR!
7:51:50 AM SCARED OF WHAT PEOPLE MIGHT SAY!
7:52:01 AM A TRUMP CARD!
7:52:11 AM SCARED TO DROP THE CHARGES FOR WHAT PEOPLE MAY SEE!
7:52:23 AM OH FOOL!
7:52:32 AM THAT’S WHY I’M LEADING HIM INTO DESTRUCTION!
7:52:59 AM FINISH THE JOB! THEY’RE COMING TO KILL YOU!
7:53:09 AM AND THE WHOLE OF AMERICA!
7:53:28 AM AN ATOMIC GLASS LIKE NO OTHER!
7:53:40 AM SECRET HIDEAWAY WEAPONS!
7:54:10 AM PLAYING DUMB! I’M PLAYING POSSUM!
7:54:26 AM YOU HEARD US REAL BAD! WE’LL NEGOTIATE!
7:54:40 AM A STUPID *** FOOL!
7:54:49 AM THE HERO OF AN ATTACK!
7:54:54 AM PARALYSED!
7:58:23 AM I’M GOING TO GET YOUR LITTLE BABIES!
7:58:42 AM OH, MY GOD, I SEE DIET!
7:58:54 AM AMASA HUMAAS!
7:59:12 AM A TINKER TOY CABINET!
7:59:23 AM I’M GONNA KILL ALL THE MEMBERS, ALL THE CHILDREN OF YOUR CABINET MEMBERS!
7:59:39 AM SHOW YOU HOW MASSIVE I CAN BE!
8:00:22 AM AND WE’LL WALK RIGHT INTO THE CABINET AND COMMIT A MASSACRE!
8:00:38 AM WITH YOUR CHILDREN! WITH YOUR CHILDREN, THAT IS!
8:00:44 AM I’MMA SAVE YOU FOR LIFE!
8:00:58 AM THE SPEAKER’S CORNER’S NIGHTMARE!
8:01:09 AM I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD FOREVER!
8:01:33 AM ONCE I START, I’M NEVER STOPPING!
8:01:59 AM A GARGANTUAN MISTAKE!
8:02:09 AM NOT TO DROP THE CHARGES IMMEDIATELY!
8:02:15 AM AND TO MAKE ME WAIT ANOTHER DAY!
8:02:25 AM A HUGE MISTAKE YOU WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOURSELF FOR!
8:02:36 AM NONE OF YOU!
8:02:44 AM I ALWAYS LIKE TO KILL THE BIG AND BAD AND THEIR CHILDREN!
8:02:56 AM AN INTELLECTUAL, INTELLECTUAL NIGHTMARE!
8:03:05 AM ONE YOU CAN’T ARGUE AGAINST ONCE I START!
8:03:18 AM I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU RUN LIKE HELL FROM AARON!
8:03:26 AM THE SADDUCEES AND PHARISEES, MIRACLE!
8:03:36 AM I KILLED ALL OF THEIR CHILDREN!
8:03:46 AM EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!
8:03:56 AM A TAROT CARD READER, I’M NOT! I MAKE IT HAPPEN!
8:04:16 AM A RUMPALSTILLSKIN WITHOUT THE STILTS!
8:04:31 AM A MAD HATTER A NIGHTMARE!
8:04:42 AM A RUNAWAY TRAIN!
8:05:03 AM WAKE UP, SWEET SUSIE!
8:05:06 AM
8:05:09 AM WAKE UP, SWEET SUSIE! TO HER MOUTH FULL OF ACID!
8:05:40 AM I’M GOING TO PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT!
8:05:51 AM A PLAIN, IN-DEPTH CHARACTER!
8:07:13 AM A TAXPAYER PROBLEM!
8:07:30 AM I’M GOING TO MAKE EVERYBODY HAVE A FIT!
8:07:38 AM WONDERING WHO I’M GOING TO GET NEXT! WHO’S KILLED?
8:07:44 AM WHOSE KID I’M GONNA GET NEXT?
8:17:38 AM CONTROL YOUR MOUTH
8:18:12 AM AN ESTIMATED JOB, TO BE EXACT!
8:18:27 AM THE FALL OF THE ONE NIGHTMARE!
8:19:08 AM A RED-LETTERED BIBLE!
8:19:48 AM TRYING TO ARGUE WITH ME
8:20:06 AM LET’S FOLLOW SIMPLE DIRECTIONS!
8:20:28 AM THE POWER BOOK
8:22:01 AM AN OLD SCHOOL CHALLENGE!
8:24:23 AM A WITCH DOCTOR!
8:33:17 AM A PANASONIC TOUGHBOOK!
8:33:29 AM THE SOCIAL NETWORK!
8:35:34 AM A EPISODIC TOUGH BOOK! I’M GETTING ALL AGES!
8:36:47 AM A LESSON IN ADAM AND EVE’S NATURE!
8:39:09 AM AND I DON’T FEEL!!!
8:39:15 AM EVERYBODY’S LAUGHING!
8:39:25 AM THE FOOL, THE FOOL, THE FOOL TRUMP!
8:39:42 AM CAN’T GET HIS NUMBERS STRAIGHT!
8:39:50 AM OR HIS DAYS!
8:40:28 AM SEE A BUNCH OF GLADIATORS IN THE RING! THEY’RE LIKE THEY TAUNTING SOMEBODY ELSE TO GET IN THE RING! LIKE FIVE OR SIX OF THEM! BUT THERE’S SOMEBODY ELSE THAT AIN’T GETTING IN THE RING WITH THEM! THEY POINTING AT THEM AND TAUNTING THEM!
8:40:59 AM A 007 NIGHTMARE!
8:41:38 AMADMIN | AARONEVERYONE1THE GROSS ACT OF THE WORD OF GOD!
8:41:47 AM A STATISTICIAN’S NIGHTMARE!
8:41:53 AM I’MMA GET ALL YOUR CHILDREN!
8:43:43 AM HU-HUBOROUS!
8:44:27 AM I SEE AN ARROW STUCK IN A WALL!
8:44:41 AM I CAN’T KNOW WHO MIGHT BE COMING!
8:44:57 AM BEAR WITNESS NOT AGAINST ONE ANOTHER!
8:45:10 AM A PERMANENT TAXATION!
8:46:44 AM SHE’S ABOUT TO LOOK LIKE THEY GOT THE HEAD BASHED IN AND IT’S JUST THE BRAIN IS EXPOSED AND JUST LIKE HALF A HEAD AND JUST DRIPPING BLOOD!
8:47:03 AM DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU!
8:47:15 AM IT’S GOING TO BE WORSE THAN YOU THINK!
8:47:22 AM FOR YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
8:47:30 AM OPERATION AFTER OPERATION AFTER OPERATION!
8:49:30 AM COLORED IN DRY WATER!
8:49:40 AM THE OUTER LIMITS!
8:52:08 AM I’M GONNA PUT YOUR NOSE UP AGAINST THE GRINDER!

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