3-29-26
CHAOS! 3:47am,
A UNITED FRONT COMES APART!
GETTING RIPPED OFF!
HENRY FORD!
A DEEP BLACK DREAM!
HURTING!
A SCUFFLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
A TOUGH GUY FALLS DOWN!
PARALYZED! 4:05am,
A PARACHUTE!
LOOKING FOR AN OFF-RAMP!
“An uncanny prediction”,
A TIGER OWL!
“Absolutely chilling”,
TOMORROW NEVER COMES!
A FEMALE INTRUSION INTERVENTION!
“Don’t you see, this could be God?”,
“Not your average threat”,
FAILURE TO OPERATE A VEHICLE!
A CRASH!
“Why didn’t you kill him like everybody else?”,
A SUPER RED SALAD!
A BONE-CRUSHING EVENT!
A POW-WOW NIGHTMARE!
“He never said he was going to kill him, just tame him”,
“Should we take the hint and stop, or wait for something worse?”,
“Like an airplane crash”,
PILOT! 4:16am,
“This fellow is too accurate”,
A TURNER JOB!
A BRITISH PREDICAMENT!
“Way over my head”,
A RED NECK!
DODGEBALL IN THE SKY! 4:19am,
PLAYING KETCHUP!
“I want every detail”,
“What are you not telling me”,
“He’s super, super accurate”,
“And children first”,
“10,000 arms”,
“Blow after blow, every day”,
“And we’re always on the receiving end”,
“No let up sorrow”,
“Let me check your knowledge of this God”,
“An example”,
“No examples like this, except for Christ’s resurrection”,
“And he does it day after day”,
“It’s like the same God talking”,
“A map, who needs a map?”,
“You misunderstood me”,
A TIME SQUARE BOMBING! 4:24am,
A CROWDED NEIGHBORHOOD!
THE NOSEBLEED SECTION!
“Can I see the time he said that?”,
“It checks out super accurate”,
“Do we give them what he wants or risk death?”,
A LOTTERY FAME!
A BLACK MAN!
“Never left his couch or his room”,
“But he has us scared as hell”,
A NO MAN’S LAND!
YOU WERE WARNED!
“The minute we stop to talk about it, here’s something else”,
A JOHNATHON MAJOR’S DESIGN!
SOMEBODY GREATER THAN THOR!
NO ONE IN THE COMIC BOOK LIKE THIS
A COMMUNIST MANOFESTO
THE BOOK OF THE DEAD AND WORST
A MEIN KAMPF EXIT!
I CANNOT BE SELECTIVE! 4:30am,
“Arrest him for what, telling the truth?”,
“An accurate God”,
A GROWING MONTAGE!
“He says it’s going to hurt us at home”,
“Actually kill us”,
“And he’s proved he can do it”,
“We’re staring at our suicide”,
NEW YORK/ NEIL / KNEEL! 4:33am, ??????
A PHD!
EVIL!
REAL TIMING!
A SNATCH-FEST TAKE YOUR BREATH AWAY!
“What he says on the end always comes true”,
“You need some medicine?”,
GIDDY UP MY PALE HORSE RIDER!
THE HEAVENS AND THE EARTH!
Vision: Doorknob snapped in half, half of the door snapped, then it came back completely right in the middle,
A CLUTCH!
A PSYCHEDELIC TOUCH!
THESE PROJECTS, WHERE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND! 4:38am,
“I don’t know what he’s talking about”,
“It will come to pass as pure as day”,
“You weren’t fully transparent”,
“You dodged a few things, a lot of things”,
“Did you ask a teenager about this?”,
ABSOLUTE EXIT!
A MOTORIZED CAMERA!
A SUICIDE!
“Don’t lie to me anymore”,
“Looking forward”,
“Manufacturer’s orders”,
A SENATE ROOM!
A GENERAL TIE-IN!
I’M GOING TO DISAPPEAR YOUR SOLDIERS!
A CALIGULA NIGHTMARE!
A PRETTY CLOSE CALL!
“Super accurate”,
A SIMS NIGHTMARE!
SOMETHING COMING INTO CNN’s NEWSROOM!
A THOUSAND ARE DEAD AND COUNTING!
A GENERAL AUSTIN TAKE! 4:50am,
A FLAME RETARDANT ATMOSPHERE!
I’M GOING TO FLIP IT!
SUICIDE FRIES, EVERYONE!
A RELATIONSHIP WITH HIS FAMILY!
A HOUSE DIVIDED AGAINST ITSELF CAN NOT STAND! [Mark 3:25],
“Every single day, there’s something new”,
“Even if he doesn’t print it”,
A POLTERGEIST NIGHTMARE!
Vision: Big Bird,
A JUPITER SIGHTING!
MAKES IT UP OUT OF WHOLE CLOTH!
A STEERING WHEEL EXECUTION! 5:06am,
INSTAGRAM!
