I’MA PADLOCK YOUR DEATH LIZARD! (North Dakota State Representative Liz Conmy) I’M BURNING YOU IN THE OVEN! A BURNT SECTION! 5:33am, A ROASTED PHENOMENON! BANG, BANG, YOU’RE DEAD! (2 people on board aircraft, One was Liz Conmy, North Dakota State Representative) A ROASTED PHENOMENON! I’MA UNSTABLE YOUR JET! 13:19pm, 4-5-26, TEAR IT UP RIGHT IN THE SKY! ALONG WITH TWO UNITS (2-PEOPLE)! IT’S CRUNCH, CRUNCH TIME! 12:21pm, (Witness: Darren Witman said he heard what sounded like a “Crunch” noise) I’M GATHER YOU ALL UNDER THE SUN, AND BAKE YOU TWICE OVER, NO WATER NEEDED! I’M GOING TO USE MY TELETRANSPORT SKILLS, SAID THE LORD! I’MA MAKE IT CRYSTAL CLEAR TO YOU, I GOT ALL KINDS OF SKILLS! (Plane crashed after taking off from Crystal Airport, crashed in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota) THE IMPOSSIBLE GOD! I AM THE LORD JESUS CHRIST NIGHTMARE! AND I AM THAT I AM! [Exodus 3:14], DON’T TRY TO FIGURE ME OUT, BITCH! FROM MAINE TO MINNESOTA! (Brooklyn Park, Minnesota) I’M KILLING THEM ALL!
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