THE REAL GOD ALMIGHTY!
NOT A RIGHT HAND, BUT I’MA HAND ITSELF!
EVERY DAY I PULL A BRAIN OFF THE SHELF!
A STOMACH CANCER FURON!
A FORMULA MACH 1
I’M SPEEDING TOWARD YOUR AGAIN!
VISION, I HEAR AN ANGEL SAYING AND YOU GO! WOW!
LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN TAKE TWO TIGER HITS! 5/22/26 7:09:48 AM (TULSI GABBARD AND VANESSA TRUMP)!
THE STRESS TEST FORMULA!
LET’S SEE HOW BIG AND BAD YOUR ASS IS!
THE STRESS TEST FORMULA!
5/22/26 6:17:15 AM
A BIG TITTY DISASTER!
A PARANOID EVENT!
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?
WE DIDN’T KNOW HE HAD THAT KIND OF POWER!
A DISASTER IN THE MAKING!
WHO’S NEXT? WHO’S NEXT? WHO’S NEXT?
MANY TEARS ARE FLOWING!
AN ENORMOUS SHOWING OF MY POWER, SAID THE LORD!
A PINPOINT SURGICAL STRIKE!
I MADE IT HURT! I MADE IT REAL BAD!
THEY HAD NO IDEA AND THEY HAD NO CLUE!
ALL THE BRAGGING HAS STOPPED! 5/22/26 6:21:25 AM
A ONE-HIT WONDER!
I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING RUBIO! SCARED SHITLESS!
I HEAR MISSY ELLIOTT SINGING! WAS IT WORTH IT?
A GUBERNATORIAL JOYFEST!
THE BIG BANG THEORY!
A SHEISTER BAKERY!
I’MMA BAKE THEIR MOM RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!
NOBODY’S BIG AND BAD NO MORE!
MR! AND MRS!, WE GET THREATS ALL THE TIME!
NEVER I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I HEAR SOMEBODY SINGING A SONG SAYING, I’M CHURNING!
A SONG I NEVER HEARD BEFORE!
PHARAOH’S NIGHTMARE!
LET’S TURN! (CHURIN) I TURN STYLE A BIT!
A CHURN STYLE EVENT
WHO’S UP NEXT FOR MY FIST SAY THE LORD
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU HOLLA BIG TIME!
MAKE YOU, HOLLA! I LIKE EAZY-E , DAMN, I DROPPED A GUN FROM MY HAND 6:40 AM
THEY SEE THEY HAVE NO DEFENSE AGAINST ME!
NONE WHATSOEVER!
AND NO JAIL CELL IS GONNA STOP ME!
A PLASTIC HOUSE THAT I’M BURNING DOWN!
A VIRAL EFFECT!
JAM MASTER FLASH!
AND THERE’S SOMEBODY SAYING SCARED SHITLESS
IMA SCARE THE WHOLE WORLD WHEN THE NEWS COMES OUT!
DOCTORS RUNNING LIKE HELL!
THEY KNOW THEIR NEXT!
A PUSS IN BOOTS AFFAIR!
THEY SEE NOW THEIR CHARGES AIN’T WORTH A DIME!
AIN’T WORTH A DAMN!
EVERYBODY’S BOLD UNTIL I STRIKE WITH MY FIST!
THE PEPPER FORMULA!
I CAUGHT THEM OFF GUARD!
THE IMPOSSIBLE JUST CAME TO PASS!
THIS IS NO MERE MAN AND NO MERE MORTAL!
HE’S GOT A DIRECT LINE TO THE ALMIGHTY GOD! 5/22/26 6:36:56 AM
A FORTUNE TELLER, A FORTUNE TELL DOESN’T HAVE POWER!
VISION,SEEMS LIKE I SEE ONE OF THE TRUMP SONS SORT OF LIKE WEEPING LIKE A BABY!
A SURGICAL STRIKE LIKE NO OTHER!
ALL THESE KIDS AND ALL OF THESE FAMILIES AFFECTED AT ONCE!
A TIGER WOODS EXAMPLE!
BING BING BOOYAH!
A REN AND STIMPY FORMULA!
HIT BY THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I HEAR MISSY ELLOIT SINGING! I’M GOING TO MAKE IT HURT, WASN’T WORTH IT! I’LL MAKE IT HARD, WASN´T WORTH IT!”
A CROWN JEWEL CAST ASIDE!
ONE OF THE FAMILY PATRIARCHS!
A JUMBO FISH CALLED AND CAST OUT!
DEAD ON ARRIVAL!
A VILE, VICIOUS GOD!
I CARE NOTHING FOR YOU KIDS IF YOU FIGHT AGAINST AARON!
NONE OF YOU SURVEILLANCE TEAM!
OR YOUR NEXT OF KIN! 5/22/26 6:42:15 AM
I’MMA DOUSE YOU IN FLAMES!
LET’S ALL SAY IT AT ONCE! F THAT NIGGER!
A PAINFUL KILLING!
THAT I’M GONNA DO AGAIN AND AGAIN SUSIE Q STYLE
I’MA GET SOME DIRECT HITS ON YOUR CHILDREN!
AN IVANA TRUMP FORMULA!
I’M A CURDLE OF YOUR BLOOD!
A DUMPSTER STYLE!
A DUMPSTER TURN STYLE EFFECT!
I’M GONNA GET ONE AFTER THE OTHER!
A TRAIN STOPPED DISASTER!6:45 AM
A LOCOMOTIVE HITMAN!
WHO’S NEXT, YOUR NEXT BITCH?
PAY ME DOUBLE MY MONEY OR I’M KILLING YOU BITCH! 6:46 AM
THE STAKES GO UP HIGHER AND HIGHER, AND I KILL MORE AND MORE!
AND I HOPE YOU NEVER PAY, BECAUSE I LOVE KILLING MORE THAN I LOVE MONEY! BECAUSE I NEVER NEED MONEY, I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A FUSELODGE EFFECT!
WHEN AM I GOING TO TAKE THAT PLANE DOWN? 5/22/26 6:47:03 AM
WHENEVER I GET READY, SAY THE LORD!
SAITH, THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I ALWAYS MAKE IT HURT REAL BAD!
FOR THE BIG, THE BOLD AND THE USELESS!
A VANITY AFFAIR!
I’MA PUBLISH YOUR DEATH AGAIN AND AGAIN!
A NEW ISSUE EVERY MONTH, EVERYDAY!
I’MA PUBLISH YOUR DEATH AGAIN AND AGAIN!
I MISS YOU EVERY MONTH, EVERYDAY!
A NEW ISSUE EVERY MONTH, EVERY DAY
YOU CHOOSE ARE GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!
A STANDOUT FORMULA!
DON’T MAKE ME WAIT ANOTHER DAY!
I’M AN IMPATIENT VICIOUS GOD!
A SANDY HOOK FORMULA
DOJA! I’MA GET THE BLACK AND THE WHITE!
MIXED FEELINGS! 5/22/26 6:55:19 AM
PULL UPS!
I’MA GET THAT TOP!
THAT STANK, TODDLER!
TIE A RIGHT TO YOUR NECK IN HELL!
ASK PHARAOH IF I KILL BABIES!
I’M A MONSTER LIKE NO OTHER!
THE FIRSTBORN IS THE FIRSTBORN, NO MATTER HOW OLD THEY ARE!
BUT YOU, I MIGHT KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SAID THEM ALL!
ADULTS AND KIDS ALIKE!
FOR SAYING F THAT NIGGER!!
THAT AIN’T GOD!
IT’S THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’MA CATCH YOU OFF GUARD ON THE GREEN!
NO PEACE TO THE WICKED!
WHEN YOU DEFY ME, YOU’RE THE WICKED!
AM I LET LOOSE ON YOU ANOTHER FORMULA ONE DISASTER? 7:01 AM
LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN TAKE TWO HITS IN A ROW!
EENY, MEENY, MINY, MOE!
A SURGURICAL STRIKE LIKE NO OTHER!
I’MMA PIN THE TAIL ON THE DONKEY!
VISION, I HEAR SOMEBODY SINGING, MAKE THEM RIGHT NOW, BABY!
IT’S TESTICLE TIME
SNIP SNIP ON THE SHIP
I’MA GET THAT BADASS BABY BOY AND BABY GIRL!
A MUSK REUNION!
YOU MUST HAVE MY FIST!
IMMA BUFF YOUR CAR UP!
RUN IT THROUGH THE TURNSTILE!
THEY HAVE BEEN TO SEE MISSY ELLIOT SINGING AGAIN! WASN’T WORTH IT!
A SURGICAL AIRSTRIKE
A, I COULDN’T WAIT FOR IT!
WHERE DID THIS GOD COME FROM?
ABRAHAM, ISAAC AND JACOB!
NOT AN IMPOSTER, BUT THE REAL THING!
CALLIN’ OOPS UPSIDE YOUR HEAD, OOPS UPSIDE YOU HEAD!
THE REAL GOD ALMIGHTY!
NOT A RIGHT HAND, BUT I’MA HAND ITSELF!
EVERY DAY I PULL A BRAIN OFF THE SHELF!
A STOMACH CANCER FURON!
A FORMULA MACH 1
I’M SPEEDING TOWARD YOUR AGAIN!
VISION, I HEAR AN ANGEL SAYING AND YOU GO! WOW!
LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN TAKE TWO TIGER HITS! 5/22/26 7:09:48 AM
THE STRESS TEST FORMULA!
LET’S SEE HOW BIG AND BAD YOUR ASS IS!
THE STRESS TEST FORMULA!
VISION, I SEE GOD RIDING A ROCKET SHIP AND IT’S GOT A BUMPY ROAD ROCKET SHIP! 7:10 AM
RIDING A ROCKET SHIP WITH HIS HAIR FLOWING, WITH HIS HEAD FLOWING!
I’MA GET YO REAL GOOD!
THE COMIC CON FORMULA!
A SPACESHIP DISASTER FOR THE HIGH AND MIGHTY!
WHAM BAM, THANK YOU MA’AM!
IT’S LIKE RIDING A SPEEDY ROCKET SHIP AND ALL OF A SUDDEN IT STARTS SHAKING! AND THE LORD JUST JUMPED OUT THE SHIP AT THE LAST MINUTE! BAM! GOT YOUR !
AGAIN AND AGAIN!
I’M NOT GOING TO SHOW NO MERCY! THIS NEXT TIME, I’M GOING TO BE SWIFT AS!
NO TIME TO REPENT!
VISION, I SEE TRUMP PLANT TRYING TO PUT UP SOME WOODEN PLANKS AROUND HIS HOUSE!
I’MA BURN IT DOWN, SAY THE LORD!
YOUR PRAYERS MEAN NOTHING TO ME!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’M GONNA BURN YOUR AORTA LIKE I DID CHARLIE KIRK!
SPITTING A BLOOD DAY AND NIGHT CANCER STYLE! 7:15 AM
I’MA PUT A TURNSTYLE, RIGHT IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
WHO’S NEXT, WHO’S NEXT? WHO’S NEXT?
THEN I DRAG YOUR THROUGH THE TURNSTILE WHETHER YOU WANT TO GO OR NOT
THE RENTAL COLUMN!
YOU KNOW I CAN HANDLE TWO, THREE, 300 AT A TIME!
I’M A CANCERIZE , 300 PEOPLE AT ONCE!
SINCE YOU DIDN’T GET THE MESSAGE!
A PICCADILLY FORMULA!
VISION, I SEE GOD BALLING UP HIS FISTS AND IT’S LIKE STRAIGHT UP IN THE AIR, BALLED UP, CLENCHED TIGHT FISTS!
(WHAM) OR BAM, SAID THE LORD!
I ANNOUNCE AND I KILL!
I DON’T ANNOUNCE AND I KILL!
A SHIFTING FORMULA!
MAKE IT BIG AND MAKE IT PAINFUL!
A STUTTERING EFFECT!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOUR STAND DOWN AND STAND STILL!
WHILE I WALLOP YOUR ASS!
A GAY MAN!
BREAKING NEWS!
A TURN STYLE FORMULA!
WE CAN’T TAKE ANOTHER DEATH!
IF I MAKE YOU CONTEMPLATE SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER DO!
DROP THE CHARGES!
A MCVICKIE’S NIGHTMARE!
I HEAR MERCH SINGING, SAYING, YOU RANG!
ANOTHER MONSTER IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
A PUNISHMENT!
A SAMUEL AUSTIN FORMULA!
HIP HOP HOORAY!
I’MMA RE-REWIND, WE, I’MA REWIND THE SOAP!
CLEAN YOUR REAL GOOD!
A SOLDIER GOES DOWN!
MINT LEAVES!
OPEN UP A CAN OF WHIPASS!
A STUNNED FORMULA!
I’M GOING TO TAKE AWAY THE STUN GUN AND GIVE YOU BOTH BARRELS AT ONCE!
TOOTIE FOOTIE ON’ RUDY!
BIG UPS TO YO MAMA!
PULL UP! PULL UP! PULL UP!
DRAIN THE SCAB!
VISION, I HEAR A SONG PLAYING! SO BABY, ARE YOU DOWN? DOWN, DOWN, DOWN! BABY, ARE
I’MA THROW YOUR BABY RIGHT OFF THE CLIFF! 5/22/26 7:34:09 AM
KATIE BARRED THE DOOR! 8:52:23 AM
I’M COMING THROUGH THE SURVEILLANCE TEAM AS WELL!
VISION, I SEE A VISION OF A LITTLE LIKE A BAKERY! AND INSIDE THE BAKERY IS A RACK OF EGGS, MAYBE SIX BY EIGHT INCH SIZE EGGS STACKED ON LIKE A TALL CRATE, MAYBE LIKE FOUR OR FIVE EGGS TO ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT LAYERS ON THIS RACK.
THEY WERE LIKE 10 OR 20 EGGS TOTAL, MAYBE 30!. 10:30:56 AM
ALL OF A SUDDEN THE EGGS TURN INTO FULL-FLEDGED, LIKE THREE FOOT BY TWO FOOT CHICKENS! CHICKENS OR TURKEYS JUST BIG, REAL BIG!
A FULL-FLEDGED CHICKEN SQUAD IN THE WHITE HOUSE! 10:31:46 AM
10:32:07 AM THE ATMOSPHERE HAS TOTALLY CHANGED!
10:32:19 AM 1 DOWN 40 TO GO!
10:48:44 AM I SEE A VISION OF A BUNCH OF ORANGE SKULLS LYING UP LIKE IN A ROW!
10:48:58 AM I STARTED OFF ORANGE AND THEN AGREED TO THE GRAY MATTER COLOR
10:49:10 AM TRUMP TO WHITE HOUSE!
10:49:22 AM AT HOME AND AWAY!
10:49:57 AM VISION, I SEE A WOLF DOG, OR WOLF RATHER, STANDING BEHIND US ON TOP OF SOMEBODY’S HEAD AND KEEP TAPPING HIS PAWS ON TOP THE PERSON’S HEAD!
10:50:36 AM A WOLF VENGEANCE!
10:50:50 AM I’M GONNA MAKE YOU PAY FOR PEPPER HURT IN SURGERY!
0:51:00 AM JUST LIKE I DID THE TRACKSTAR!
10:51:09 AM I WANT TO OBLITERATE YOU!
10:51:23 AM RUN YOU RIGHT OUT THE ROAD TO THE WHITE HOUSE!
10:54:32 AM I’MA SEND YOU PACKING
10:55:14 AM I KILL, I SPEAK YOU DIE!
10:56:41 AM A LADY, WHITE LADY SITTING DOWN LIKE SHE DIDN’T CARE WHAT GOD SAID!
10:56:50 AM NOW SHE GOT STUNNED SILENCE!
10:57:02 AM SHE WAS JUST TALKING AND YAPPING AWAY LIKE SHE DIDN’T GIVE A DAMN WHAT GOD SAID!
10:57:50 AM VISION, I SEE SOMEBODY TRYING TO REACH OUT AND GRAB SOMEONE LIKE THE WALKING DEAD! BUT I SEE LIKE A CHINESE LADY JUST SITTING ON THE FLOOR WITH HER FEET CROSSED, LIKE AIN’T NOTHING YOU CAN DO! AS THE MONSTERS ARE WALKING DEAD TRY TO REACH UP THROUGH A WINDOW TRYING TO TOUCH HER OR GRAB HER!
10:59:16 AM I’M NO PUSHOVER!
10:59:33 AM VISION, I SEE YOU THROUGH A STAINED GLASS WINDOW!
11:00:02 AM VISION, YOU CAN SEE A PACK OF PAPER BOWLS LIKE 100, 200 PACKS BUT THE WHOLE PACK IS STOLEN IN THE GARBAGE!
11:06:15 AM SHE SAW A BIG SASQUATCH MONSTER SMACKING SOMEBODY ACROSS THE FACE OF A LADY!
11:07:27 AM I’M GONNA RAISE THE ROOF OFF!
11:08:04 AM CLUE INCOGNITO MODE!
11:10:37 AM GLP!
11:11:37 AM INTERESTING, JESUS IS HOLDING THE!!! INSTEAD OF HOLDING THE HANDLE, HE’S HOLDING THE BARREL AS HE WALKS!
12:48:46 PM I’M MOVING LIGHTNING FAST!
VISION, I SEE THIS BLACK BIRD OR A BLACK KIND OF WALKING TOWARD THE BIG PATIO DOOR BACK BY THE CARS! 5/22/26 10:47:18 PM
SWITCH AND I SAW A CLOWN STANDING BACK THERE IN THAT SAME AREA!
A SIGNATURE WEST!
WITNESSES!
DYNAMIC POWER!
A RUSH TO JUDGMENT!
THE PROBABILITY OF A VICTORY! ZERO!
ON THEIR PART!
A PUNCH IN THE FACE AND IN THE MOUTH BY THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A CRAIGLIST NIGHTMARE!
READY TO LICK MY SHOE!
