5/29/26 12:04:12 AM
BUZZ FEED, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GONNA REVIVE THE FEED, MAKE MILLIONS AND MAKE MILLIONS OF PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT HOW GOD KILLED YOU!
VISION I SEE A JOHNNY GILL SINGING LAUGH!, LAUGH!,
YOU SURE LOOK GOOD TONIGHT!
WHEN YOU HEAR MY FISTS, WHEN YOU HEAR MY FIST HIT YOUR DUMB ASS! YOU SURE LOOK GOOD TONIGHT WITH THAT KNOT UPSIDE YOUR HEAD!
12:15:45 AM THE D.A.
12:16:05 AM HE’S IN THE SIMPSON TRIAL AND DON’T KNOW IT WITH THE GOD ALMIGHTY ON THE STAND!
12:16:21 AM A KILLER LIKE NO OTHER!
12:16:48 AM I’M GOING TO DESTROY YOU! YOUR LIFE, YOUR FAMILY AND THE VEINS IN YOUR ARMS AND IN YOUR HANDS!
12:16:58 AM I’MA TO TAKE THEM ALL, SAID THE LORD!
12:17:11 AM IF YOU THINK I AIN’T GONNA DO IT, ASK BONDI DUMB ASS!
12:17:27 AM I GOT YOU QUEUED UP NEXT THE NEXT DISJOINTED MATERIAL!
12:22:22 AM KANYE WEST!
12:22:51 AM LET’S PACK IT IN!
12:23:03 AM AN EXAMPLE OF MONEY WITHOUT POWER!
12:23:30 AM AARON’S GOT BOTH!
12:23:35 AM FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD
12:24:10 AM A STACKABLE PUNISHMENT!
YOU’RE JOINED AT THE HIP WITH THE DEVIL! 12:24:21 AM
I’MA GET BOTH OF YOUR ASSES!
THE DEVIL KNOWS I MEAN WHAT I SAY! BUT YOUR ASS, YOUR DUMB DOSEN’T IT!
12:25:01 AM A FORTUNE COOKIE MASTER!
12:25:11 AM CALCULATING HOW MANY DEAD BODIES HE CAN HAVE BEFORE HE RUNS!
12:25:22 AM I’MMA SMOKE YOU OUT OF YOUR HOUSE AND OUT OF YOUR BUILDING!
12:25:32 AM THE NOONTIME MASSACRE!
12:25:39 AM I’M GONNA KILL ALL YOUR BOYS AND GIRLS!
12:25:47 AM WE PUT FRANCHISE ON THE AND START GETTING EVERYBODY!
12:25:58 AM A TIGER MONSTER IS UPON YOU!
VISION, I SEE A MAN KISSING, OR DUMB MONKEY KISSING A SKELETON!
12:26:30 AM I’M GONNA STRIP YOUR WIFE BARE TO THE BALLS!
12:26:37 AM A NEW NIGHTMARE!
12:26:43 AM KISS HER GOODBYE!
12:27:47 AM VISION, I SEE SOMEBODY THAT KEEPS SAYING TO THEMSELVES, OR SLIGHTLY OUT LOUD, UNBELIEVABLE, UNBELIEVABLE! UNBELIEVABLE! UNBELIEVABLE!
VISION, I SEE A CLUB OR A BUILDING! I’M ON MY WAY IN ABOUT TO WALK IN!
SOME BLACK GIRL ON SHORT WHITE SHORTS STARTED FREAKING OUT!
SAYING HE COMING INTO THE BUILDING!
WE GOTTA RUN, WE GOTTA RUN SHE TELLS OUR FRIENDS!
SHE YELLING AT HER FRIEND! BITCH, I AIN’T GETTING NO CANCER OR NO SICKNESS OR THROWN OFF THE BRIDGE! SHE PANICKING!
SHE TELL A FRIEND I’MA RUN, BUT I’M GONNA THROW THIS MONEY AT HIM AND I’MMA GIVE HIM ALL MY CREDIT CARDS! BUT I’M GETTING THE OUT OF HERE!
12:29:58 AM SHE SAY IF GOD, IF YOU LOOK AT HIM THE WRONG WAY, GOD WILL KILL YOU!
12:30:15 AM IT’S ALL OVER THE NEWS!
12:30:26 AM SHE SAID YOU LIABLE NOT TO EVEN MAKE IT HOME!
12:30:37 AM THEN SHE SAY A BULLET SHOULD JUST BOUNCE OFF HIS ASS!
12:30:46 AM PEOPLE ON TV ADMITTING THAT THEY TRIED TO KILL HER!
12:30:54 AM ASSASSINS ON TV!
12:30:59 AM APOLOGIZING!
12:31:12 AM AND BEGGING HIM NOT TO KILL THEIR FAMILY!
12:41:28 AM YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN, YOU SHOULD HAVE RUN, YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE RAN! I’M NOT GONNA LET UP, SAID THE LORD!
VISION SEE A MAN BROUGHT PHILIP TO THE BEACH, JUMP OUT THE CAR WITH THE LIFE THAT’S ON AND START RUNNING TOWARD THE OCEAN!
TRYING TO SAVE HIS DAUGHTER, SAID THE LORD!
IN FRONT OF ME! 12:43:12 AM
VISION, I SEE A LIVE PICTURE OF A BALD EAGLE WITH A SLIM BEAT STARING AT SOMETHING!
THEN HE TAKES OFF! HE’S GOT HIS TALONS OUTSTRETCHED AND HE’S GOT A TIE! SEVERAL THINGS HANGING HIM FROM HIS TALON! ONE IS A MEN’S TIE, LONG TIE!
I’M GOING FOR THE SKEPTICS! SAID THE LORD!
THE ONES THAT SAYS NO PROOF IS PROOF ENOUGH!12:49:36 AM
12:49:54 AM I’M GOING TO MAKE THE UNBELIEVER A BELIEVER VIOLENTLY!
12:50:06 AM AM I FORCED TO ISSUE, SAY THE LORD! NO MORE FREE WILL!
12:50:24 AM A DEAD GLASS OF WATER!
12:50:42 AM BE KIND TO YOUR NEIGHBOR HE’S GOING TO KILL YOU!
12:50:53 AM I HEAR THE LORD SAYING, MY, MY, MY! YOU SURE LOOK GOOD TONIGHT!
12:51:08 AM A BAKERSVILLE IN AMERICA!
PAM BONDI UNITED FRONT FALLS DOWN!
SHE’S LOOKING LIKE A STUPID ASS BITCH NOW!
I’M GOING TO DO THE SAME TO YOU JEWISH BOSSESS! 12:51:36 AM
THAT THINK YOU’RE HIDDEN!
AN ALPHANUMERIC OUTCOME
THE LORD JUST SHARED SOMETHING ELSE I’LL KEEP IT PRIVATE FOR NOW!
SINCE YOU THINK I GOTTA SAY IT FOR IT TO HAPPEN, LIKE A !
KASH PATEL SCARED AS HELL! 12:54:02 AM
HE KNOWS HE’S NEXT!
FROM ALMIGHTY OLD POWERFUL GOD!
GLUE ON THE WALL!
THE VAPERS!
A GOODY TWO-SHOES NIGHTMARE!
AND I’MA DISSOLVED SARAH ASS TO! 12:55:21 AM
SHE DIDN’T RUN FAST ENOUGH!
AND SHE CERTAINLY DIDN’T STOP TO HELP AARON!
THAT BITCH THOUGHT SHE GOT AWAY! NO, NO, NO! YOU SURE LOOK GOOD TONIGHT! 12:55:52 AM
A HALLE BERRY NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO CUT YOUR THROAT, MR. SAMSUNG!12:57:41 AM
TELL KASH PATEL I’M GONNA GRIND HIM TO A HALT! 12:58:01 AM
VIOLENTLY!
YOU THOUGHT YOU WAS BIG AND BAD!
THEY WILL SCRAPE YOU OFF THE SIDEWALL!
ATTACHES TIME BOMB TO YOUR SKULL!
A RAGING CANCER!
I’LL MAKE IT SLOW AND DEADLY AND FAST AND PAINFUL!
A NEW ACT 3 IN MY BOOK!
YOU, TRUMP, BONDI, THE NEW THREE AMIGOS!12:59:17 AM
IT AIN’T FUNNY NOW, IS IT?
THE CHATTER BOX!
F- IT, THIS AIN’T WORKING!
AS GOOD AS SHE WAS, HE STILL GOT HER ASS!
THEY GETTIN MORE OF US!
ONE IN ONE! SEVERAL IN ONE WEEK!
VISION, I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING TO TRACE THE CANCER I’M DONE WITH THIS!
THIS IS IDIOCRACY!, IDIOCRACY!!
GONE FIGHT AGAINST A GOD THAT’S READY TO SCALP YOUR ASS!
THIS IS THE CHATTER GOING AROUND!
BONDI WAS A NAIL IN THE COFFIN!
I’MA TO PUT TWO MORE DAYS IN THE COFFIN!
THIS WEEK!1:01:59 AM
BANG BANG BOOYAH!
YOU’RE GONNA HIDE IT BUT ONLY FOR SO LONG!
BECAUSE YOU SHOW’LL LOOK GOOD TONIGHT!
VISION, I SEE THE MAN THAT RAN TOWARD THE OCEAN, HE GOT LIKE ANOTHER NECK PILLOW BALLOON ON TOP OF HIS LIFE VEST! HE’S IN THE WATER SWIMMING FRANTICALLY TALKING ABOUT I’M GOING TO SAVE MY DAUGHTER!
1:03:21 AM TATTLETALE, SAID THE LORD!
1:03:31 AM FROM A REPUTABLE PERSON!
HIGH UP WAAAY HIGH UP!
I’MA PUT THIS WHOLE WORLD TO SHAME? 1:04 AM
AN ADAM APPLE EVENT!
I’M NOT RESPECTING YOU AT ALL!
JUST LIKE YOU DISRESPECTED AARON AND HIS FAMILY, BUT I’MA TO BE VICIOUS ABOUT IT!
VISION, I SEE THE LORD STARTING UP A DRILL FROM HEAVEN! THE DRILL HAS GOT LIKE A PENCIL MIXED WITH AN IRON TWISTER SPOKEN OUT OF THE DRILL! AND THE LORD PULLING THE TRIGGER AND COMING TOWARD IT DOWN, LIKE DOWN UPON EARTH SOMEWHERE!
THE LORD SAID DRILL, BABY, DRILL!
THE CO-WORKERS EXECUTION!
VISION, I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING, HEY BOSS! THEY’RE NOT SAYING IT TO THEM DIRECTLY, BUT THEY SAY IT TO THEMSELVES! HEY BOSS, IF I GOT TO KILL YOU TO SAVE MY FAMILY, I CERTAINLY WILL!
CHAOS IN THE UNITED STATES!
IT’S EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
IS EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
I’M A PUNK DEAL FULL OF POISON!
WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAN!
A LITTLE BOY BLUE!
IT WILL CREEP INTO YOUR BEDROOM
SILENT NIGHT HOLY LIGHT OR (NIGHT)!
AND IN THE CELLS, SLEEPING IN THE BELL, IN THE BED!
I’M A COLLAR FOR YOUR CRIMES AGAINST ME!
AND HIS FAMILY!
COLLAR YOU AND BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST A BRICK WALL!
A LEVITATION NIGHTMARE!
I’MA THROW YOU HEAD ACROSS THE ROOM AND INTO THE BRICKS!
CIA STYLE!
THE NUMBERS FORGOT ABOUT US! 1:10 AM
BONDI! I’M GOING TO TAKE OUR WHOLE THROAT OUT! 1:10:57 AM
JUST LIKE I’MA TAKE YOURS OUT!
VISION, I SEE A VULTURE UP ON ONE OF THE POWER LINES, THE THIRD ONE AT THE HIGH ROOM!
HE’S STANDING OUT HERE ON THE LINE BUT IT DOESN’T ELECTROCUTE HIMSELF AND HE LOOKING DOWN KIND OF LIKE BOBBING IN HIS HEAD AND LIKE HE WAITING!
A STRONG BIRD AT THAT!
ONE OF MY MONSTERS!
I’MA HAVE THEM FEED OFF OF YOUR BRAIN!
SINCE YOU’RE SO SMART!
THE FANTASY ISLAND!
LET’S KILL THAT NIGGER!
WE’RE ONE IN THE SAME, SAID THE LORD!
ALL POWER IN HEAVEN AND EARTH!
I’MA TAKE OVER WHERE AARON LEFT OFF!
A RETIREMENT PLAN!
BUT I’M GOING TO SHOW HIM VICTORY FIRST!
I’M BLOWING UP THE UNITED STAND! GIVING YOU A GOOD WHIPPING!
VISION I HEAR TRUMP SAYING TO HIMSELF, NOT OUT LOUD BUT TO HIMSELF I CAN’T TAKE THIS!
HE’S SQUINTING!
I’MA ROLL YOU OVER IN PAIN, AND IN MORE PAIN!
I’MA SHADOW BOX YOU TO THE DEATH!
YOU SURE LOOK GOOD TODAY!
A PENITENTIARY FORMULA!
I’M GONNA LEAVE THE WHITE HOUSE GATE OPEN AND COME IN AND KILL YOU!
AIN’T THAT WHAT YOU SAID, YOU GONE DO TO AARON!
A NIGHTTIME MASSACRE, SAID THE LORD!
VISION, I SEE A FOUNTAIN BUILDING UP LIKE IT’S BEING TURNED ON FOR THE FIRST TIME! LIKE MANY WATERS! FOUNTAIN!
BLESSINGS AND KILLINGS!
A WORLDWIDE FAME!
GO TO ANY COUNTRY AND WATCH THEM THROW MILLIONS AT YOU!
I MEAN MILLIONS SAID THE LORD
I’VE TERRORIZED THEM!
AND I PUT IT ON RECORD! 1:18:13 AM
GET LOST! LOST IN SPACE!
I’MA MAKE TRUMP SCREAM LIKE DR. SMITH!
SOMETHING HE THOUGHT HE WOULD NEVER DO!
BUT I CAN BREAK ANYBODY, SAID THE LORD!
AND I’M GONNA DO JUST THAT!
THE ARMADILLO FACTORY
THEY FILL UP THEIR TROOPS!
WE CAN’T WAIT TO KILL AARON!
AARON IS NOT THE KILLER, YOU FOOL!
I AM THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
AARON IS NOT GONNA MAKE ME STOP NO PAUSE!
HE LAUGHS AT WHAT YOU COULD DO TO HIM!
A DOWNRIGHT JOKE! 1:20:38 AM
I’M GONNA PENETRATE YOUR IRON CURTAIN!
VISION, I SEE A MAN BEING STUFFED INTO A GLASS OF LIQUID, UP TO HIS EYEBROWS, EYE LASHES!
HE’S GOT HIS EYES CLOSED OR SOMETHING! HE’S STUFFING HIM INTO A GLASS OF WATER, A GLASS LIQUID! I DON’T KNOW WHAT KIND OF LIQUID IT IS!
A DERRICK TAYLOR NIGHTMARE!
NEXT ONE, THE MEDICINE MAN! 1:22:41 AM
I’MA RETIRE A WHOLE LUNG! 2:15 AM
I’M THE DEALER OF THE PACK! 5:36 AM
STAND ON JOHANNESBURG MASSARCE!
YOU CAME HOME AND FOUND EVERYBODY DEAD!
YOUR SWAT TEAM!
DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH HIM!
I’LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY INSTANTLY!
SEWER GARBAGE!
IT’S GONNA GO FAST! IT’S GOING TO GO FAST
FAIR PLAY!
DISCIPLINE, A MIGHTY, MIGHTY GOD!
MELANIA TRUMP! 5:39 AM
I’MA TURN HER INTO A CRACKHEAD!
PARANOID AND SCARED OF EVERYTHING THAT MOVES!
A LEFT HOOK SAID THE LORD!
THE EIFFEL TOWER!
YOU WILL CERTAINLY FIND EVERYBODY DEAD!
AN ABSOLUTE HOLOCAUST!
AND THEN I’M GONNA WIPE YOU OUT TO LET HIM GO!
YOU’RE GONNA LOSE BADLY EITHER WAY!
VERY VERY BADLY!
I’M GONNA COOK YOUR FLESH LIKE SOME GROUND BEEF!
A SACRED COW!
HOW I REMIND YOU!
CERTAIN DEATH TO ANYONE THAT TOUCHES HIM!
YOU’RE EITHER GONNA FALL DOWN DEAD AT THE GATE OR AT HOME!5:42 AM
A PARALLEL MONSTER!
A SUICIDE PACK AND A SUICIDE TRIAL!
TRY SOME STUPID THINGS!
I WILL CERTAINLY KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!
YOU AND THE BOSSES!
THE LOWER LEVEL AND THE UPPER LEVEL!
BONDI CRYBABY SAUCE!
I’MA SMEAR BLOOD THICK AND THIN!
VISION, I SEE A BABY CARRIAGE WITH THE HOOD DECKS ARE COLLAPSIBLE!
MELIANIA TRUMP! I’M GOING BACK IN TIME ON YOUR ASS!
I’MA PIERCE ITS ARMOUR!
A JACK KNIGHT FORT TRUCK!
A LICKETY SPRINT ENGINE
VISION, I SEE MUMPY, IN TO CASKET OR TOMB! HE GOT A CHICKEN MESH NET ALL OVER HIM!
EVERYBODY!
A LOOT AND HOLLA!
I’M A LOOT AND HOLLA IN THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF AND CHIEF WAS THERE!
I’M BIOLING OVER!
A TRACE BOILED OVER!
90 GIRLS FOR A VARIETY OF REASONS!
I’M MAKING YOU AN EXAMPLE FOR THE WHOLE WORLD!
MY BOOK OF THE DEAD!
I’M THAT RULER THAT YOU BETTER NOT QUESTION!
PANORAMIC, END! I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE AND I WILL KILL EVERYBODY!
THE GLASS IS HALF FULL!
A MUNDANE SUICIDE PACT!
NICKEL-PLATED ARMOUR!
A HOMICIDE PACT
HOW MANY TROOPS CAN WE AFFORD TO LOSE? BUT MAKE SURE YOU LOSE ALL OF IT!
EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM IN THEIR FAMILIES!
CHARCOAL BISCUIT!
IMMA BURN YOU ALIVE!
THE FIRE OUT OF NOWHERE!
I’MA PULL OUT MY MINI MIRACLES ON YOU!
FOR BEING STUPID!
STATISTICIOUS, NOMAD NIGHTMARE!6:52 AM
YOU THINK YOU’RE CLEVER? I GOT YOUR ASS!
I’MMA HAVE THAT ALIEN YOU SERVED, THAT PHAROAH, SEND YOU TO YOUR DOOM! JUST LIKE THE RED SEA, BUT MUCH, MUCH WORSE!
A RECIPE FOR DISASTER!
A CARROT CAKE
AARON IS A CARROT I’M DANGLING IN FRONT OF YOU! COME AND GET HIM!
NOW THEN YOU ALL LIKE A SEAL!
THE HOMICIDE ERA!
BUT SURE, I CRACK A MANY SKULLS!
I’M ALL ASTONISHED THE WHOLE WORLD!
AND HOW POWERFUL I AM!
A HELICOPTER MESS! 5:57 AM
A DISASTER YOU CAN’T FIGURE OUT!
EVERYBODY DEAD ALL AT ONCE!
IT’S OVER AARON’S HOUSE!
AND WHERESOEVER HE GOETH
OR HIS FAMILY!
A MADEA FUNERAL!
FOR THIS CAUSE WILL THE SON OF GOD MAKE MANIFEST TO DESTROY THE WORKS OF THE DEVIL!1 (John 3:8)
TO DESTROYING THE WORKS OF THE FBI, DOJ AND CIA!
TO DESTROY, TO DESTROY,TO DESTROY
I’M A POLITICAL NIGHTMARE!
I GET THE BOSSES, THE SENATORS AND THE CONGRESSMEN!
EVERYBODY THAT WANTED YOUR ASS TO SUCCEED!
I’M NOT GONNA PULL ANY PUNCHES ON YOU, TRUMP!
YOUR ADVERSARIES OR YOUR EMISSARIES!
THE FOUR O’CLOCK NOONTIME NIGHTMARE!
HALF PAST MIDNIGHT!
A JUMBO TRON! A JUMBO TRON!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU WATCH YOUR DEATH LIVE AND ON FILM!
A GOOSE BUMPS ERA!
A CONE HEAD FULL OF DRIVERS!
I’M GONNA MAKE SURE I HEAVILY I HEAVILY EXTERMINATE YOU! 5:59 AM
A MACON GEORGIA HITMAN!
SASQUASH NIGHTMARE!
MOVEMENT!
MILLIONS!
A SEPTIC ORANGE TREATMENT!
MAKING SURE!
A MEDICALLY INDUCED COMA! 6:39 AM
YOU’RE IGNORANT OF MY DEVICES AND MY POWERS.
Q TIMES A BILLION TIMES A TRILLION INTO INFINITY.
BRAIN MATTER!
AND YOU WANT TO FIGHT AGAINST ME?
YOU’RE NOT FIGHTING, AARON. YOU’RE FIGHTING ME, THE GOD ALMIGHTY.
BY DEFAULT
ISRAEL.
I’MA PUNISH ISRAEL FOR EVERYTHING YOU DO AND MORE.
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?
A DEVASTATING MONUMENT.
LET’S HEAR JAMES MORALES SINGING PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
I’M GONNA DO TWO IN A ROW.
GET THAT BABY BOY.
A MELANIA A TRUMP NIGHTMARE.
SICKLE CELL ANEMIA!
I’M GOING TO DRAG YOU THROUGH THE MUD FIELDS.
MYRTLE BEACH!
SET OFF A FIRE IN THE MUSEUM!
DISH DISHWASHER!
AIR PORT!
FOR A BLACK MAN.
A LITERAL WITCH, THEY SAY!
I’MA PROVE TO THEM THAT I’M THEIR ALMIGHTY GOD.
VIOLENTLY!
THEY CALLED MOSES A WITCH ALSO!
I’M GONNA DO THE SAME TO YOU!
IMMEDIATE PAIN IMMEDIATE PAIN!
EARTH QUAKE NEWS! 7:53 AM
I’MA TAKE YOU APART PART BY BY PART PART BY PART AND BONE BY BONE!
HERE GOES NEXT!
I’MA MAKE SURE YOU. RUN, RUN, RUN!
A LEFT HOOK NIGHTMARE!
THEY GOT YOUR ADDRESS, BUT THEY DIDN’T GET YOUR GOD!
AN ASSASSIN’S, AN ASSASSIN NIGHTMARE!
WHERE EVERYBODY PAYS! 7:58:21 AM
