5-26-26
VISION: MONKEY IN A 3FT BY 4FT CUSHY THAT A DOG WOULD LAY ON,
JACK DANIELS! 1:46PM,
A TANK TOP FIGHT!
PURE MADNESS!
I’M GONNA RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD!
SICKLE CELL ANEMIA!
A BLOOD TYPE!
A URANIUM COMPOUND!
GIVE IT REPAIRS!
I’M ON A HUNT FOR MORE SENATORS!
ROCK-A-BALE!
A THUNDERSTORM!
I’MA PANIC YOUR ARMY!
A SUICIDE DRILL! 1:50PM,
A CANISTER OF FLAMES!
A SANHEDRIN COURT!
IN AN UGLY FIGHT!
VISION: SOMEBODY YELLING, “MAKE A LEFT TURN!”,
A JERSEY NIGHT!
A SLEEPING PILL!
A WHISPERER!
I’MA TAKE HIS HIDE APART!
A REVOLUTIONARY NEW AIR ATMOSPHERE!
I’M GONNA CHOKE HIM TO DEATH!
I’MA HOGTIE HIM FIRST!
MANIPULATE THE WIND AND STRIKE LIKE LIGHTNING!
HEAR ME CIA, I’MA STRIKE LIKE LIGHTNING!
DUST YOU OFF MY BOOT!
SHOW YOU, YOU’RE NO GOD!
A WAYWARD SOUND SIGNAL!
I’MA PANIC A FEW MARS STARS!
RUB THEM THE WRONG WAY!
VISION: SONG PLAYING, “A DIFFERENT KIND OF LADY”,
A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL!
A TUSSEL MANIA!
I’VE DECIDED TO GET FOUR OF TRUMP’S KIDS! 2:00PM, 5-26-26,
MAKE THEM SCREAM LIKE HELL!
A JACK DANIELS MOMENT!
DRINKING IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND SCARED AS HELL!
I’MA PUFF, PUFF AND BLOW YOUR HOUSE DOWN!
A UNITED AMERICA!
A JARDINÈ!
A SUICIDE PACT!
LET’S GO TO COURT EARLY!
I’M COMING FOR YOUR KIDS EARLY!
A CONTENTIOUS FLAME IN THEIR HEART!
VISION: DOCTOR HOLDING UP A NOTE IN THE AIR, LOOKING AT A SAMPLE OR SOMETHING,
CHOOSE TO BLOOM UP!
SHOW ME YOUR MUSCLE!
I’MA CANCERIZE YOUR KIDS TWICE AS HARD!
SHOW YOU WHAT KIND OF MUSCLE I GOT!
A 24 HOUR ANNOUNCEMENT! I’MA GO AROUND THE CLOCK!
STABBING YOU IN YOUR HEAD AND IN YOUR BACK!
A LYMPH NODE CANCER!
“HE TRICKED US INTO WAITING LONGER”,
SOMEONE SAID!
I’M AN ETERNAL GOD! I GOT FOREVER!
A PIRATE!
PIE-ROLL!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “I GOT TO LET THEM KNOW I HAVE ZERO FOOTAGE OF THEM”,
START AT THE FINISH!
PUMP UP THE VOLUME AND THE CANCER SIGNAL!
I’M TAKING TWO KIDS AWAY REAL FAST!
LIGHTNING QUICK!
SAVE YOUR DAUGHTER,
AND CANCEL THOSE CHARGES!
EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM AND FOR EVERY LAST FAMILY MEMBER!
AND ALL YOUR BACKUP CHARGES TOO, THREATS ALIKE! 2:13PM, 5-26-26,
A MUMBAI CHALLENGE!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A HELLISH AND VENGEFUL GOD!
I MOVE LIGHTNING QUICK!
ESPECIALLY FOR AARON!
VISION: PAUL MCCARTNEY SAYING, “HEY, HEY, WHERE’S MY SALAD?”,
VISION: MICHAEL SAYING, “DO YOU DO, WHAT CAN I DO TO GET NEXT TO YOU?”,
A MICROPHONE CHALLENGE!
WHO COULD SPEAK THE LOUDEST GOING TO THE PRESS!
YOU’RE UNDER THE SAME CHALLENGE, TRUMP! GO TO THE PRESS OR I’LL KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!
AND QUIT HIDING MY MURDERS!
A DEGO BOMB ERA!
I’MA BOMB YOUR BRAINS APART WITH CANCER!
STUN THE WHOLE WHITE HOUSE!
A RICOCHET MOMENT, I’M GETTING EVERYONE! 2:16PM,
CIA TOO!
I’M VICIOUS AS HELL, SAID THE LORD, AND I NEVER NEEDED AARON! I’MA PROVE IT TO YOU!
A VILE EXECUTION!
FOR IGNORING MY WARNINGS!
CUCKOO- CACHOO MRS. ROBINSON!
I’MA BAKE YOUR BRAIN,
FOR TRYING TO FIGURE ME OUT AND NOT RUNNING!
I DISDAIN PEOPLE WHO TRY TO FIGURE OUT HOW THEY GONNA KILL ME!
HOW THEY GONNA KILL AARON!
TROUBLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
THE CIA MANAGEMENT TEAM!
I’M GONNA BLOW YOUR BRAINS OUT!
YELLOW MELLOW!
FOURTEEN HIDE THE CARE!
A JACK DANIELS NIGHTMARE!
THE THEME OF MY NEW KILLINGS!
A HORSE RADISH NIGHTMARE!
SO HOT YOU CAN’T TAKE IT! 2:18PM,
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU RUN LIKE HELL!
A HYPER EXTENSION!
DO I GOTTA DRAW YOU A MAP?
THE CIA DREW A MAP AND IT POINTED, I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
BUT THEY STILL GONNA FIGHT ME, AND I’M STILL GOING TO KILL THEM!
DRAW YOU UP, THROW YOU OFF THE MAP, AND THE HYUNDAI CYCLE!
A RELIGIOUS BARON PROGRESS!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “I BELIEVE IN NOTHING, BUT THIS IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE, AN INCALCULABLE GOD”,
MOVING AS FAST AS HELL!
AND DEADLY AS HELL!
“IF WE KILL HIS SON, HOW WE GONNA STOP HIM?”,
“WILL HE GO AWAY?”,
LORD SAID, “NO, DAMNIT! I’M HERE TO STAY”!
I’MA WILD OUT IN AFRICA!
AND TAKE DOWN A TINSELTOWN!
SMEAR FECES ON YOU IN HELL!
PUT THAT JEWISH BOY WHERE HE THOUGHT I WAS! 2:21PM,
I PUT ALL OF THEM IN HELL, THAT SAID I WAS DEAD!
EXACTLY, ALL OF THEM!
I’M A VICIOUS, VIOLENT, VENGEFUL GOD!
ALL IN ONE BREATH!
I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT!
STRAIGHT TO DINNER, AN UNHOLY REUNION WITH DEMONS THAT ARE GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE!
LIKE YOU SWORE, “WE GONNA EAT THIS NIGGER ALIVE”,
“PUT HIS WHOLE FAMILY IN JAIL”,
YOU FORGOT, I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
VICIOUS AS HELL!
A RENUMERIFICATION!
I’M GONNA RETIRE YOUR JERSEY AND YOUR NUMBER!
I’MA START SLAUGHTERING THE NBA!
NO ROOM FOR ME TO STAY!
THAT’S MY GAME! I STARTED IT!
AND YOUR CORRUPTION HAS KICKED ME OUT! 2:24PM,
A STEVE STOUT NIGHTMARE!
I’M COMING THROUGH THERE LIKE WHITE ON RICE!
COVER YOUR BALL PLAYER IN FLAMES!
THE CIA WHISTLE!
CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE NIGHTMARE!
A BUTTIGEG NIGHTMARE!
FIERSOME!
A GROWTH NIGHTMARE!
YOU BETTER STOP IT WHILE YOU CAN, TRUMP!
I’MA WILD OUT ON AFRICA,
AND YOUR FAMILY!
VISION: BOWL OF SOMETHING TOPPED OFF WITH ICE CREAM, HOT BOWL OF SOUP WITH A SWIRL OF ICE CREAM COMING UP OUT OF THE TOP, STEAM OUT OF THE BOWL,
A BOWLING NIGHTMARE, ME KNOCKING COINS AND CHILDREN DOWN!
I’MA ROLL YOU OVER STRAIGHT TO THE GRAVE! 2:26PM,
HAVE MY JUDGEMENT RING IN YOUR EARS!
I’MA COUPLE YOUR CHILDREN TOGETHER WITH A SONG!
A MADISON SQUARE NIGHTMARE!
FOREVER YOUNG, ONLY IN PICTURES!
A DIFFERENT KIND OF LADY!
TRUMP’S DAUGHTER! 2:27PM,
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU HATE THE DAY SHE WAS BORN,
BECAUSE IT’S THE DATE I’M GOING TO KILL HER!
YOU HATE ME AND I HATE YOU TWICE AS HARD!
AND I’M A KILLER LIKE NO OTHER!
A BAD-ASS NIGGER!
WITH UNLIMITED POWER!
AND UNLIMITED TIME!
I KILL NATIONS FOR A LIVING, YOU FOOL!
A RUMPLESTILTSKIN NIGHTMARE!
A BUTTIGIEG MOMENT!
A TRANSPORTATION FIASCO!
I’MA ROT YOUR KNIFE AND YOUR HOUND!THE GREAT GREYHOUND! 2:28PM,
A STUPID-ASS NIGHTMARE YOU KEEP RELIVING AGAIN, AND AGAIN!
STUBBORN AS HELL!
ROTTING YOUR WHOLE FAMILY OUT LIKE A JACKASS!
CANCER EVERYWHERE!
BUT YOU’RE TOO STUBBORN TO STOP IT!
AND I’M TOO VICIOUS TO STOP!
I’M GOING TO START DOING ACCIDENTS GALORE IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
DEADLY AS HELL!
I GOT ALL KIND OF KILLINGS WAITING ON YOU,
AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!
A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE!
I’M NOT GONNA STOP TILL AARON’S GOT PEACE FROM YOUR DUMB-ASS!
A RAT-A-TAT NIGHTMARE!
I’M GETTING CLOSER AND CLOSER!
CLOSER AND CLOSER, NOT TO YOUR EAR, BUT TO YOUR BRAIN! 2:30PM,
I’MA CANCERIZE YOU AND KICK YOU IN THE FOREHEAD!
A DOUBLE NIGHTMARE!
A FREEZE FRAME EVENT!
CHARLIE WANT AN OAK TREE!
AN AORTA TWIZZLER STICK AND YOU KEPT COMING!
KEPT FIGURING OUT A WAY TO DEFEAT ME!
I’MA TWIZZLER YOUR BRAIN!
YOUR CHIEF OF STAFF, I’MA SPEED UP HER DEATH!
PUMP HER UP FULL OF VOLUME STEROIDS!
VISION: DOCTOR SAYING, “THERE’S NOTHING ELSE I CAN DO”,
WET MY APPETITE!
FOR BLOOD, THAT IS!
YOU’VE MADE ME MORE ANGRY THAN I’VE EVER BEEN!
A WHITE HOUSE SNAP TRAP!
I’M GOING TO SHOW YOUR STAFF AND THE CIA THAT I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A PAINFUL OUTCOME, I’M GONNA GET THAT TALL-ASS CHILD! 2:32PM,
A NEW NIGHTMARE!
PROUD AS HELL OF HIM, YOU ARE!
I’MA KILL HIM RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU!
A RUMPLESTILTSKIN DEATH!
I BROUGHT DOWN THE POPE, SO YOU KNOW YOU ARE NOTHING!
AND YOUR CHILD MEANS NOTHING TO ME!
I’MA SCRAPE HIM OFF THE PAVEMENT!
MY BATTERING RAM, SAID THE LORD!
A HOG WASH HOG TIE!
JIMMY CRICKET!
I’MA PUT YOU IN THE BOX LIKE THE BOX * FOUND!
A BED OF DEAD RODENTS AND MICE!
THAT COULDN’T RUN FAST ENOUGH!
YOU CAN’T RUN FAST ENOUGH TO FIGHT ME!
A WILLOW-HOLLOW MOMENT!
DAMN, I DROPPED A GUN FROM MY HAND!
STRAIGHT UP A SKIRT! 2:35PM,
I’M GONNA TAKE HER PRIVATE AREA!
BUT I’M GOING TO PUT IT ALL OVER THE NEWS!
NO MORE BABIES FOR YA, BITCH!
I’M CALCULATING A NEW NIGHTMARE!
THE WHITE HOUSE, WHAT BODY PARTS ARE NEXT?
I’M GONNA HAVE A CIRCUS IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE WORLD!
AND I’MA FRANCHISE IT OUT TO CONGRESS!
START MAKING MY NEW SENATE MEMORIALS!
I’M GONNA SPREAD IT ALL OVER THE WORLD!
GIVE IT TO SOME OF YOU DICTATORS THAT SAID, “WHAT SHOULD WE DO ABOUT THIS NIGGER?”,
I’M GONNA COME AND GET YOUR ASS EARLY!
A SMOOTHE DICTATOR IS DEAD!
AN ALPHANUMERIC CYCLE, ONE YOU CAN’T COMPREHEND!
“WHERE DID THIS GOD COME FROM AND WHERE IS HE GOING NEXT?
“ANX WHO IS HE GOING TO KILL?”,
YOU’RE NEXT, BITCH!
I’MA STEP ON THE TOES OF YOUR CHILDREN!
SHOW THEM I’M A MEAN-ASS GOD!
WHEN I STEP ON A TOE, I TAKE IT OFF COMPLETELY!
ALONG WITH YOUR BRAIN AND YOUR STOMACH!
THAT’S HOW I STEP ON TOES!
AND I GOT ANOTHER LOCOMOTIVE FOR YOUR ASS! (BELGIUM TRAIN-BUS COLLISION, 4 DEAD, 5-25-26)
HIT YOU TWICE AS HARD FROM TWO DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS!
A FOUL MOUTH NIGHTMARE!
LUDICROUS IN THE BUILDING, MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY!
SOMEBODY PLAY THAT SONG SO THEY GET THE MESSAGE!
LUDICROUS SONG PLAYING!
CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE! 2:51AM,
MOVE, BITCH, I’M COMING YOUR WAY!
I’MA CALL IT, “THE LUDICROUS HOUR”!
CHAOS AND KILLING LIKE HELL!
I’MA RUN YOUR ASS OVER LIKE ROADKILL, SAID THE LORD!
NO MERCY WHATSOEVER!
SHOW YOU I DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOUR PRAYERS!
AN EROTIC NIGHTMARE!
MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY! YOU CAN’T RUN FAST ENOUGH FROM ME, YOU DUMB-ASS BITCH!
A CANCER TALK!
MY FIRST PLAGUE TO PHARAOH!
I’M GONNA GET YOUR WHOLE STAFF AND CABINET!
TELL THEM TO CHECK THEIR SCHEDULES! I’M AHEAD OF TIME!
I’M GONNA SHOW YOU WHY I HATE PHARAOH AND YOU!
A POPE IN DISGUISE, HE WISHED HE HAD OF, LISTENED!
AND YOU’RE GONNA WISH YOU HAD A LISTENED ON EARTH AND IN HELL! 2:53PM,
I’MA PICK UP THE SPEED WITH A TURNIP!
A JAMES PIKE EVENT!
I’M GONNA TURN-UP ON YOUR CHILD!
MAKE HIM SAY, “OH DADDY IT HURTS, CAN’T YOU STOP IT?”,
“YOU NEED TO GO BEG HIM!”,
“CAUSE THIS HURTS LIKE HELL”,
“YOU EITHER KILL HIM OR I’MA KILL YOU”, I’MA MAKE YOUR WHOLE FAMILY SAY!
“OR YOU BETTER DROP THE CHARGES!”,
I’MA THREATEN YOU FROM YOUR OWN DAMN FAMILY!
“THREE OF US GOT CANCER AND YOU’RE SITTING THERE LIKE A DUMB-ASS!”,
I’M ABOUT TO GET VICIOUS AS HELL, AND YOU GOT THREE MINUTES, TRUMP! 2:54PM, 5-26-26,
BECAUSE I’M MOVING LIGHTNING QUICK!
YOU BETTER GET HIS ASS ON THE PHONE AND APOLOGIZE DIRECTLY!
YOU GOT THREE MINUTES, YOU DUMB BITCH! 2:54PM, 5-26-26,
I’MA WILD OUT IN AFRICA!
SNIP ALL THE HAIRS ON YOUR NOSE!
I’M GONNA TAKE YOUR NOSTRILS OUT!
A SNIFF AND GLUE NIGHTMARE!
YOU’RE GLUED TO MY VIOLENCE!
SUPERGLUE STRAIGHT FROM GOD!
VISION: SCREECHING SOUND, SEEMS LIKE TRUMP GOT HIT BY ANOTHER TRAIN,
AN ANNOUNCEMENT TARGET!
I’MA BUST YOUR SKULL AND YOUR LIP!
TARGET YOU AND YOUR SHIPS!
I’M THE ALL-POWERFUL GOD!
VISION: MONSTER SAYING, “AND YOU AIN’T S-H-I-T!”,
VISION: TRUMP IN A CAR TRYING TO DRIVE SOMEWHERE REAL FAST,
AN AGENCY NIGHTMARE!
SUPERCHARGED STEROIDS!
A MOBILE PILOT!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “WHERE DO WE GO FROM HERE?”,
STRAIGHT OFF THE CLIFF, YOU OLD BITCH-ASS! 2:59PM,
THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE GOING, JUST LIKE THE CIA, DUMB-ASS!
I KNOW WHO EVERY ONE OF YOU ARE AND WHERE EVERY ONE OF YOU ARE GOING! STRAIGHT TO HELL!
YOU THINK YOU’RE GOING BY AARON’S HOUSE, BUT I’M GOING BY YOUR HOUSE, WHICH IS IN HELL, WHICH IS SPECIFICALLY CONSTRUCTED FOR YOU!
A TELL-TELL SIGN, I’MA BUST YOUR MOUTH WIDE OPEN!
RIDE THE HILL AND THE HILLTOP!
CONFUSE AND NIGHTMARE THE SCIENTISTS!
PROBABILITY OF VICTORY, IT LOOKS LIKE IT’S NONE!
A HAPPY MYSTICAL NIGHTMARE!
WHO BOUGHT THIS TV? I’M COMING TO GET YOUR ASS, PRESS!
A JAMES DEAN NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA RUN YOU OFF THE ROAD,
STRAIGHT INTO MY FIST! 3:01PM,
A TIGER WOODS WARNING THAT YOU IGNORED!
I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE, SAID THE LORD!
AND I HEAR EVERY WORD AND EVERY THOUGHT!
BILLIONS OF YEARS BEFORE IT GOT TO YOU!
A DUSTIN HOFFMAN NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA TURN THE DRAG QUEENS AGAINST YOU!
A PULL-UP NIGHTMARE, SURPRISE NIGGER, YOU’RE DEAD!
I’MA GET BOLD AS HELL!
A STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS FREAK OUT!
I’MA PUNCH YOUR LIGHTS OUT!
EVERYTHING IN THE SONG I’MA DO TWELVE-FOLD!
A NAUGHTY-BY-NICE NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO PUT YOUR ICE AGENTS ON PAUSE!
DON’T GET US KILLED ATTACKING AARON!
WE CAN’T TAKE CANCER EVEN IF YOU THINK YOU CAN! 3:04PM,
VISION: BIG BLACK MONSTER BRINGING A BOX WITH A PICTURE OF A BOWL OF SOUP WITH STEAM COMING OUT OF IT, ON THE SIDE OF THE BOX,
DARKEN HELL IN SOLID BLACK!
I’MA STEAMROLL YOU,
AND YOUR DAUGHTERS!
VISION: “ARE YOU STRAIGHT UP CRAZY?”,
TRUMP’S DAUGHTER SAYING, “WHAT THE F- DADDY, ARE YOU CRAZY?”,
“GETTING US ALL KILLED”,
“YOU KNOW YOU GOT NO POWER TO STOP HIM, AND YOU KNOW THIS IS A GOD YOU NEVER THOUGHT OF”,
“YOU LEAVE US NO CHOICE BUT TO KILL YOU, IF YOU WANT TO KEEP GOING”,
“NO CHOICE AT ALL”,
“IF WE DON’T KILL YOU, SOMEBODY IN THE WHITE HOUSE STAFF OR IN THE WHITE HOUSE, IS GOING TO KILL YOU”,
“TO SAVE THEIR SOUL AND THEIR CHILD’S LIFE”,
CHAOS IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
I’M MORE DANGEROUS THAN IRAN, AND A BILLION IRANS PUT TOGETHER!
I WALK IN, KILL YOU, AND LAUGH!
I WALKED STRAIGHT THROUGH THEM DOORS!
LOOKING FOR A SENSOR TO GO BEEP, I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
MY ANGEL’S LIGHT AS A FEATHER, AND HEAVY AS HELL!
THEY’RE GONNA BRING DOWN MANY A FISTS UPON YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!
BOMBARD, BOOYAH AFFAIR!
I’M GOING TO KEEP YOU IN THE PRESS OFFICE ANNOUNCING YOUR CANCERS!
CALL IT, “WHERE’S WALDO, HE’S ON THE I-C MACHINE”!
CALL IT, “DADDY, AM I GOING TO DIE?”,
HELL YEAH, BITCH, IN A VIOLENT WAY!
I’M AN UNMERCIFUL GOD WHEN I WANT TO BE!
THIS IS THE PLATE YOU ORDERED, TRUMP!
A SMASHED MOUTH SUCCESS FULL OF CANCER! 3:09PM,
I’MA CRUSH YOUR AIR FORCE ONE!
CRUMPLE IT TO THE GROUND! 3:09, 5-26-26,
A CIA PLANE EXTRA!
A CONGRESS UNITED AGAINST YOU!
FED UP WITH THE KILLINGS!
SCARED AS HELL!
AND THERE’S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
I OWN AARON’S SOUL, MIND, BODY, AND SPIRIT!
BUT YOU DID NOTHING BUT CURSE ME!
WHEN YOU CURSED HIM, YOU CURSED ME!
WHEN YOU DID IT TO THE LEAST OF ME, YOU DID IT UNTO ME! [MATTHEW 25:40],
BUT I’MA CRUSH YOUR SKULL, SAID THE LORD!
BODY PARTS EVERYWHERE!
FLOATING IN THE RIVER!
VISION: SOMEBODY YELLING, “MY SWEET DARLING, SHAYLA!”, IN THE WHITE HOUSE,
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU CRY OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN!
DADDY’S HOME!
A TERROR LIKE NO OTHER!
AND HE’S HERE TO KILL!
I’M SWINGING MY GOLF CLUB RIGHT AT YOUR THROAT!
TAKE THE WHOLE TONSILS OUT, ALONG WITH YOUR THROAT!
I’M MEAN AND NASTY AS HELL!
A PINPOINT VICTORY!
VISION: MICHAEL JACKSON DOING THE MOONWALK BACKWARDS,
I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU BACKWARDS IN TIME TO WHEN YOU WERE A CHILD!
SKIP THE NEWS CYCLE, AND TRY TO HIDE THE CANCER!
SAME TIME YOU FIGURED OUT THERE WAS NO GOD!
CALLED EVERY BELIEVER A BUNCH OF FOOLS, INCLUDING YOUR GRANDMOTHER!
I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU THERE IS THE ALMIGHTY GOD! [2 CORINTHIANS 13:3],
I’M GUARDING THE EMPIRE! 3:13PM,
VISION: STRANGE SPACE BEING OR ALIEN, WEIRD SPACE SUIT, ANTENNAS ON TOP OF HIS HEAD, LEANING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE, ELBOWS ON THE ROOF HE’S SO BIG,
RUMPLESTILTSKIN IS HIS NAME!
A SATURDAY NIGHT SPECIAL NIGHTMARE!
HE TAKES APART OTHER BEINGS WITH HIS FISTS AND HIS HANDS!
MORE POWERFUL THAN A BILLION UNIVERSES!
HE OPERATES AT THE SPEED OF THOUGHT!
I’VE SUMMONED HIM BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T WAIT A DAY, AND YOU STILL DIDN’T DROP THE CHARGES!
YOUR THREE MINUTE NIGHTMARE!
I TOLD YOU, YOU HAD THREE MINUTES!
I’MA GIVE HIM FREE REIGN IN THE WHITE HOUSE! A VIOLENT AS HELL BITCH IS HE!
LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN STOP HIM!
PULL BACK YOUR LEATHER!
I’MA SEEP IN! 3:16PM,
A HOLY GHOST NIGHTMARE!
PATIENCE MY DEAR, I’MA KILL AT WILL!
VISION: BIG JAR OF MIRACLE WHIP MAYONNAISE,
I’M GONNA THROW TWO STONES AT YOU!
AND KICK YOU IN THE BALLS AND MAKE IT HURT REAL BAD!
JUST LIKE AARON HURTED, BUT MUCH, MUCH WORSE!
A MILLION TIMES WORSE!
I’M ON A JET COMING AFTER YOUR ASS!
A JET SKIS NIGHTMARE!
VISION: TRUMP PUTTING SOME STATUES DOWN IN DIFFERENT PLACES IN THE WHITE HOUSE,
A BOMBARDMENT, SAID THE LORD!
PIECES OF SILVER!
I’M GONNA SET YOU NEXT TO ONE ANOTHER IN THE PLANE!
VISION: SONG PLAYING, “DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN”,
THE WHOLE STAFF GOES DOWN! 3:21PM,
VISION: TWO MONSTERS WITH A BRANDING IRON WITH A ZERO, CIRCLE IN IT, THEY WALKED UP BEHIND A LADY SERVING COFFEE ON A TRAY, BRANDED HER WITH A PIPING HOT BRAND, THEN THE TWO MONSTERS WALKED AWAY AND OVER TO SUSIE Q THAT GOT CANCER, THEY BRANDED HER ON THE SHOULDER AND NECK,
I GOT EXTRA FOR YOU, TWO MONSTERS IN EVERY ROOM!
A ZIP-TIE EVENT!
VISION: PLANE, AND NOSE ON TOP OF THE OTHER NOSE, IN SOME KIND OF BIG PLAYING YARD,
VISION: NO FLAMES, LITTLE GIRL, 2FT HAND, SOMEBODY DRAGGING HER BY THE HAND, GAUZE OVER THE RIGHT HAND, DRAGGING HER, “COME ON, COME ON”,
A SADDUCEES AND A PHARISEES NIGHTMARE!
VISION: TRUMP SHAKING SOMEBODY’S HAND TELLING THEM, “YOU’RE GOING HOME”, THEY REPLY, “YEAH, I’M GOING HOME”,
THE MAN OF THE FAMILY SAID.
THAT’S FOR CHALLENGING ME, BITCH!
I’MA MAKE EVERYBODY SCARED TO STAND NEXT TO YOU! 3:25PM,
TOO CANCER RICH!
I HATE EVERYONE THAT TRIES TO HELP YOU!
I’M A MAD HATTER GOD!
VISION: CHRIST SHAKING THE HAND OF A LITTLE KID, BEFORE THE KID COULD REALIZE IT, THE KID’S HEAD WAS TURNED INTO A CARVED OUT PUMPKIN FACE,
COURTESY TRUMP, A THREE MINUTE EXTRA!
I’MA CARVE HIS FACE ALL THE WAY AROUND!
JUST LIKE I’MA DO YOUR CHILDREN!
A MEAN-ASS HOLLYWOOD CARVING! JUST LIKE THE HEADSET I CARVED ON YOUR FACE!
BUT I’MA DIG DEEP! EVERYTHING IS A SYMBOL FOR SOMETHING ELSE, YOU DUMB-ASS!
I’MA CARVE THE SAME SHAPE AS THAT ANTENNA ON THE SIDE OF YOUR FACE!
A HEADSET LIKE NO OTHER!
HA, HA, HA, SAID THE LORD!
DAMN, THAT’S A VICIOUS-ASS GOD! 3:27PM,
VISION: MISSY ELLIOT SINGING, “WAS IT WORTH IT? WAS IT WORTH IT?”,
A CALIGULA NIGHTMARE, WAS IT WORTH IT!
VISION: BEING HELD BY CHAINS, ALSO BEING HELD BY HIS ARMS UP AGAINST THE WALL, BY TWO BEINGS ON EACH SIDE, EVEN THOUGH HE’S CHAINED UP,
THEN I NOTICE HE STANDS UP WITHOUT THE TWO BEINGS FIGHTING HIM,
I’M LOOSING HIM AGAINST YOU!
AND ALL HELL IS GOING TO BREAK LOOSE!
I JUST TOOK BOTH CHAINS OFF,
SAID THE LORD!
AND HE’S HEADED YOUR WAY, A TICKET TO STAY OUT OF HELL!
YOUR FAMILY, HE’S AFTER!
A BEING THAT CAN DO ANYTHING UP TO THE LIMITS I PUT ON HIM!
VISION: LADY COMING INTO THE WHITE HOUSE, EVENING GOWN ON, FUR WRAPS OVER HER SHOULDER,
SHE COMES INTO TRUMP’S OFFICE SAYING, “I’M BEGGING YOU! DON’T DO THIS! LEAVE THAT NIGGER ALONE!”,
I’MA KICK THE TAIL IN!
RING YOUR NECK WITH A STRAW!
A CHILD COUGHS UP BLOOD!
AND YOU ACT LIKE A DING-DONG ROBOT THAT CAN’T STOP YOUR MALFUNCTION!
ACTING LIKE YOU CAN TAKE ANY TYPE OF PAIN!
PURE MADNESS AND EVERYBODY SEES IT!
A TIGER IN THE WOODS!
I’MA SMEAR FECES ON YOU!
A ROLLOVER DEBT!
A GIANT HAPHAZARD!
I’M GONNA THROW YOU STRAIGHT THROUGH THE WINDSHIELD!
A BODY PART TREATMENT!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “DON’T LISTEN TO MY FATHER, HIS ENGLISH IS BAD”,
HE’S STUBBORN AS HELL!
AND I LOVE IT, SAID THE LORD! 3:34PM,
VISION: TRUMP SITTING AT A ROUND TABLE, EATING THE WORLD’S FINEST FOODS, SIX OTHER PEOPLE AT THE TABLE, THEN EVERYBODY STARTS DISAPPEARING UNTIL THERE’S ONLY HIM AND THE LADY WITH THE FUR,
MELANIA TRUMP!
EVERYBODY ELSE RAN!
VISION: LORD PUTTING HIS THUMB IN HER RIGHT EAR, BLOOD RUNNING DOWN, EAR GETS BIG ALMOST LIKE EIGHT INCHES LONG, HOLLOWED OUT, SHE’S BALD-HEADED,
I’MA CANCERIZE HER TOO!
FOR NOT GOING TO THE PRESS!
I’M WARNING EVERYBODY, AND I MEAN EVERYBODY, YOU GO TO THE PRESS OR I KILL YOU!
A SUN-TIMES EVENT, I’M GONNA SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM!
FOR LAUGHING, SAID THE LORD!
LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN LAUGH THROUGH YOUR TEARS!
A CIA EVENT, CENTRAL INTELLIGENCE!
YOU BOTH GOT BAD ADVICE!
VISION: SOMEBODY UNZIPPING A PILLOW CASE, A CASE FOR A LAPTOP,
PILLOW QUIET! 3:37PM,
A MAGNIFICENT NIGHTMARE, I’M GONNA PUT IT ALL OVER THE PRESS!
INTRICATE AS HELL!
I’M GOING TO HAVE THE PRESS CALL IT, “AN INTRICATE CANCER”!
“THAT BUBBLES UP OUT OF NOWHERE”,
A TATTLETALE ZONE!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU TATTLETALE TO THE PRESS!
VISION: HEAR, “SHAME ON, SHAME ON, SHAMUUN”, LIKE MICHAEL SAYS “SHAMUUN”,
A BUTTERCUP NIGHTMARE!
A WEARY CHANNEL!
A HEART ATTACK NIGHTMARE!
I PUT YOU IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU OUT!
I WANTED A STUBBORN-ASS MAN TO FIGHT AGAINST!
SOMEONE WHO THOUGHT HE WAS ALL-POWERFUL!
A PHARAOH STUPID-ASS! 3:44PM,
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOUR SON AND YOUR DAUGHTER SCREAM LOUD!
BOTH OF THEM!
BOTH SONS AND THE DAUGHTERS!
VISUON: GREEN ALIEN LIKE ONE OF THOSE STICKERS YOU PUT ON YOUR FOREHEAD IN KINDERGARTEN,
ALIENS HEAD IS THE SIZE OF THE MOON,
I’MA BUST YOU A NEW NIGHTMARE!
ONE AFTER THE OTHER!
PLAIN AND SIMPLE FOR THE STUPID-ASSES!
A JASON-MEYER EVENT!
A JASON AND MICHAEL MEYERS LOOK-A-LIKE!
BUT THEY’RE VICIOUS AS HELL!
THE TWIN UNITED FOE FORMULA, I’M SENDING THEM BOTH AFTER YOU!
LET’S CHOP SOME HEADS OFF, SAID THE LORD!
A CALCUN MIXTURE!
I’M A BAD-ASS GOD! 3:47PM,
VISION: MICHAEL SAYING, “AND YOU KNOW IT!”,
A TWIN TRIBUTE TO YOUR STUBBORNESS!
VISION: DEBARGE SINGING FROM HEAVEN, ONE OF THE KIDS THAT HAD CANCER AND WENT TO HEAVEN,
A DEATHBED FORGIVENESS!
DEBARGE SINGING, ” AND I LIKE, LIKE IT, LIKE IT”,
SAID THE LORD!
HE ENTERTAINED ME, DAY AND NIGHT!
WE HAVING FUN BEATING THE HELL OUT OF YOUR ASS!
A BEAT DOWN AND A SCREAM DOWN!
SINCE YOU DIDN’T STAND DOWN!
VISION: PRESS SAYING, “I THINK THE WHITE HOUSE IS BEING PUNISHED, BECAUSE THIS IS EXTRAORDINARILY UNUSUAL”,
“A STATISTICAL NIGHTMARE”,
“BEYOND REASON”,
THEY’RE ALREADY THINKING ABOUT EVACUATING THE WHITE HOUSE BECAUSE THEY DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON, TOO MANY DYING!
I’M GOING TO PUT YOU ON FRONT STREET RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE PRESS, SINCE YOU DIDN’T GO TO THE PRESS! 3:50PM,
I’M GOING TO LAND THE PRESS RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD DAY AND NIGHT!
“ARE YOU SCARED MR. PRESIDENT?”, THE DAILY QUESTION!
VISION: WHITE BRUNETTE LADY, WIPING HER BROWN, HAND TREMBLING,
VISION: JESUS, IN RED AND WHITE ROBE, CROSS ON THE NECK, NO BODY IN THE ROBE, STANDING IN THE WHITE HOUSE,
MY INVISIBLE NATURE HAS COME ALIVE!
EVEN CHRISTIANS DIDN’T BELIEVE THIS SIDE OF ME EXISTED!
BUT I LIKE TO KEEP THIS SIDE HID, TO LURE THE BOMBASTIC AND PROUD TO THEIR DEATH!
AND SHOW MYSELF AT THE LAST MINUTE!
A DEFCON NIGHTMARE!
CURSING AARON, AND IT WAS ME, ALL THE WAY TO HELL!
IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!
AARON WAS NOTHING MORE THAN A PUPPET TO LAUGH AT YOUR ASS! 3:53PM,
KILL THE PUPPET, YOU’RE NOT KILLING ME! I’M HERE TO STAY, TO BEAT THE HELL OUT OF YOUR ASS!
AARON WANTS TO GO! HE TOLD YOU THE DAY HE CAME BACK!
I’M GONNA OBLIGE HIM AND KILL YOU!
CALL IT, “WHERE THAT BULLET AT?”!
MY WARRIORS ARE FEARLESS!
THEY COME TO HEAVEN AND I SEND THEM BACK WITH A MILLION TIMES MORE POWER TO KILL, KILL, KILL!
A JEREMIAH NIGHTMARE ALL OVER THE WORLD!
MOSES IS KILLING YOU RIGHT ALONG WITH AARON!
BUT AARON JUST REPEATS MY WORD! EVEN IF HE DOESN’T SAY IT, I STILL DO IT!
YOU DUMB-ASS!
VISION: MONKEY IN SPACE SUIT, ARMS STICKING OUT, HOLDING A 5FT, 6FT SNAKE BY ITS NECK, WHITISH, CREAMISH IN COLOR,
HYPNOTIZE!
A FEARMONGERER!
HE’S SLITHERING INTO THE WHITE HOUSE!
THE SANE PHARAOH SNAKE THAT I KILLED!
I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON, A HARD LESSON!
I GAVE HIM MORE POWER TO KILL YOU!
A HITTLEREST NIGHTMARE!
STAMPEDE TOWARD THE DEVIL!
YOU CREATED A MONSTER IN TRUMP, SINCE HIS BIRTH!
TOLD HIM HE WAS A KING, AND GOD!
BUT HE LEFT OUT THE POINT, THE ALMIGHTY GOD IS GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!
A PYRAMID SCHEME!
ONE AFTER THE OTHER!
I’MA DESCRIBE DEATH LIKE YOU DESCRIBE AARON!
BUT I’M GONNA BE VIOLENT AS HELL!
REASONING, YOU DON’T REASON WITH THE HOLY GHOST, YOU JUST OBEY! 3:59PM,
THE KEY TO STOPPING MY VIOLENCE!
AARON JUST PULLED OUT SOME WAX OUT OF HIS EAR!
AND I’M ABOUT TO WAX YOUR ASS!
EVERYTHING HE DOES, EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO HIM, I’M COMING FOR YOUR ASS!
A LAUGH OUT LOUD NIGHTMARE!
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH MURDER, BUT I’M GOING TO SEE YOUR ASS IN HELL!
TALK TO YOU IN A LANGUAGE YOU UNDERSTAND!
SIMPLE AS HELL!
A LIP GLOSS!
I’MA PAINT TRUMP’S FACE WITH HORROR LIPSTICK!
A BOMBASTIC NIGHTMARE!
CHILL TO THE KILL!
SUICIDE!
A LIPSTICK NIGHTMARE!
A SEAL’S NIGHTMARE! 4:22PM,
I’M GOING TO BLUDGEON YOU TO DEATH!
BLUDGEON YOUR BRAIN AND YOUR SKULL WITH CANCER!
A NEEDLE STICK THROUGH!
A BON VOYAGE TREATMENT FOR YOUR DAUGHTER! 4:39PM,
A PLAIN OLD NIGHTMARE, HE DIDN’T WAIT!
I’M SLAUGHTERING MANKIND! 5:04PM,
BITCH!
CHEESECAKE FACTORY!
A SONG WITH MULTIPLE MEANINGS!
VISION: GROUP FIVE START SINGING, “I CAN’T WAIT, I CAN’T WAIT ANOTHER MINUTE”,
AN EASY-E FORMULA!
A ROUGH HOUSE AFFAIR!
VISION: SOMEBODY DRIVING A CAR WITH TWO FEET UP ON THE FRONT WINDSHIELD AS THEY DRIVE,
VISION: BLACK AND YELLOW SNAKE SNAKING THROUGH SOME BABY’S DIAPER IN THE WHITE HOUSE,
AND THE GOVERNMENT!
I’MA GET YOU REAL GOOD, THEN I’MA LAUGH, SAID THE LORD! 6:48PM,
IT’S TIME TO TAKE OUT THE TRASH!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYS, “BABIES ARE INNOCENT”,
LORD SAID, HELL NO, NOT YOURS!
I’MA GET THEM ALL, YOUR DAUGHTER AND THE BABY!
A RACKY PACKY NETWORK!
A BAMBOOZLE NIGHTMARE!
A FAILED ATTACK!
A HARRY KRISHNA NIGHTMARE!
A CHIPOTLE CHICKEN AND BEEF!
BEEF BRAINS!
SURVEILLANCE TEAM, I’MA BEEF YOU UP!
A SIDE OF CHICKEN FLAVORED WITH THE SAUCE OF YOUR BRAINS!
I’M GONNA HEAT IT UP REAL GOOD FOR YOU!
YOU SNEAKS, I’MA GET YOUR ASS!
I’MA POISON THE COW YOU EAT FROM!
A WISH WASH NIGHTMARE!
I’MA TROUBLE YOUR SONS!
DADDY, DADDY, CHOW, CHOW!
CHOW, CHOW, C-H-I-L-D, DAMNIT!
YOU SHOULD HAVE QUIT WHEN YOU HAD A CHANCE! 7:15PM,
A CHEF BOY-R-DEE NIGHTMARE!
GET THAT LITTLE KID, THAT BOY-R-DEE!
I’M GONNA GET THAT MUSLIM HIPPIE WORKING FOR YOU!
A TRAITOR TO EVERYONE, INCLUDING HIS OWN FAMILY!
I’M WILDING OUT IN AFRICA AND THE UNITED STATES! I’M GOING TO GET THAT HIPPIE MUSLIM!
AN AFRICA TIE-IN FROM THE DOJ, FBI, AND THE CIA!
NOBODY’S HIDDEN FROM ME, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU CRY, CRY, CRY, CIA! JUST LIKE A BIRD IN THE MORNING!
I’M GOING TO BRAGG, I’M GONNA HIT YOU SO HARD!
FOR KILLING A MANY FOLK AND THINKING YOU WERE GOD!
A NIGHTMARE AND A HALF FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD! 7:23PM,
RESTITUTION, I SAY!
I’MA PUT YOU TO REST VIOLENTLY!
THAT’S MY RESTITUTION, SAID THE LORD!
HELL NIGHTMARE, I’MA BURN YOU FOREVER, AND EVER, AND EVER!
KILLER!
SITTING IN THE OFFICE APPOINTING THEM! I’MA TREAT YOU JUST LIKE YOU’RE THE KILLER!
JUDGEMENT IS MINE, SAID THE LORD, AND I HAVE RETURNED!
LIKE I SAID, I COME AS A THIEF IN THE NIGHT! [1 THESSALONIANS 5:2, 2 PETER 3:10],
TRY TO HURT MY SON, TRY TO PLAN TO HURT MY SON, TRY TO PLAN TO PUT MY SON IN JAIL, I’MA HURT YOU REAL BAD!
DESTROY YOU COMPLETELY!
I’MA ROT YOUR DUMB-ASS FROM THE INSIDE OUT,
FOR GIVING TRUMP BAD ADVICE! 7:26PM,
“LEAVE IT TO US”, YOU SAID! I’M GOING TO LEAVE MY MONSTERS AND ANGELS MICHAEL AND GABRIEL, TO YOU! GIVE THEM FREE WILL! AARON AIN’T GOT TO PROPHESY NOTHING, BUT YOU’RE GONNA KNOW I’M KILLING YOU!
A WET NAP NIGHTMARE!
SUSIE Q ON STEROIDS!
I’MA BLACKMAIL YOU TILL THE COWS COME HOME! I’MA KILL AARON AND I’MA KILL YOU!
LIKE AARON SAID WHEN HE CAME BACK, WHERE THAT BULLET AT?
FOR A REWARD IN HEAVEN YOU CAN’T IMAGINE, BECAUSE YOU’RE TOO STUPID AND DUMB!
I’M GONNA GIVE HIM WHOLE PLANETS TO RULE OVER!
WHOLE SOLAR SYSTEMS!
WHILE YOUR ASS BURNS AND ROTS IN HELL!
TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU SHOULD HAVE DID,
IN BETWEEN SCREAMS! 7:28PM,
