8-3-24]
Somebody: A fever, but you just got here.
DARK CHILD AND A DARK KNIGHT.
SHE MADE ME WAIT. I’MA TAKE IT OUT ON YOUR MILITARY.
AN EXPLOSIVE CAUSE
Fat short rocket taking off.
THE BARACKS IN JUNE. SOMEBODY MISSED THEIR QUOTA.
JUST ANOTHER SCOUT AND A DANDELION.
I TRIED TO WARNED YOU OVER AND OVER
YOU’LL REGRET THIS OVER AND OVER.
THEY TORE OPEN THE BAG AND THERE WAS NOTHING ON IT BUT A SHAKE AND A HOTDOG.
I TOLD YOU THIS WASN’T COMING FROM AARON.
- GRIZZLY FEAT I’M GONNA DO. (Memphis Grizzlys)
I’MA MAKE SURE YOU CHALLENGE ME NO MORE.
I’MA KILL 2 BIRDS WITH 1 STONE. (Brandon Clarke and Jason Collins)
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VENOM!
I’VE GOT MANY MONSTERS HUNDREDS AND MILLIONS OF TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN THIS!
REAL CARE!
THE STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS IS UP AND YOURS IS JUST BEGINNING!
A PEAK PERFORMER IS DEAD!
A KOBE BRYANT FUNERAL!
A FAST ACTING POISON!
I’VE DECIDED I’M GOING TO GET 2 WHOLE NBA TEAMS, RATHER THAN 1!
A 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL, A SPECIAL MASSACRE!
SHOW YOU HOW POWERFUL I AM!
A DEATH CONTRACT!
I REMEMBER YOU RAISED YOUR FIST AND YOUR SWORD AT ME!
SAYING WE AIN’T GONNA DROP NO CHARGES!
I LOVE IT, SAY THE LORD!
I’MMA DROP YOUR BRAIN RIGHT THROUGH YOUR TONSILS!
A PANORAMA OF CANCER!
FOR THE SLEEK, SLICK AND STUPID!
I’M A BRIDGE TO TUNNEL!
GUACAMOLE IN RED!
A BLUES SMITH!
A KIDNAPPING PLOT!
I’VE PLAYED UNITED!
I’M GOING TO TURN THE TABLES ON YOU REDSKINS!
I’M GONNA GET THAT NBA PLANE DOWN! 1:13 PM
A CATEGORICAL FAILURE!
CAREFUL, OBI-WAN KANABI!
A STARSHIP ENTERPRISE!
THE BUSINESS INDIAN SUMMER
[12-3-25]
A STATISTICIAN’S NIGHTMARE.
I’M GOING TO DO THE IMPOSSIBLE. 12:08am,
Vision: Somebody with a Spalding basketball in their hand, “I’m gonna give it to somebody else”,
Turn to walk toward somebody else,
Spinning the ball as they walk,
Vision: Somebody crying, hiccuping tears with all their might,
A GROUP OF PEOPLE, SAID THE LORD.
A JONESTOWN MASSACRE.
I’M GOING TO START YOUR ENGINE UP, THEN I’M GOING TO KILL THE ENGINE,
RIGHT STRAIGHT TO THE GROUND.
Announcement, “I am denouncing your heavy corridor”,
Over a speaker,
A DRAGNET AFFAIR.
MULTIPLE KILLERS, SAID THE LORD,
SENT BY THE GOD ALMIGHTY.
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JACOB! 8:31am,
I’MA GIVE YOU A HEADACHE LIKE NEVER BEFORE!
A DEF CON 5 HEADACHE!
YOU’RE DEAD TO ME, STOP YOUR PRAYING!
A BIBLE COURSE IN HUMILITY!
AND YOU HAVE NONE, NONE WHATSOEVER!
HOW DARE YOU FIGHT AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN A LESSON, A LESSON IN HATE!
VENGEANCE IS MINE, SAID THE LORD! [Romans 12:19],
GANGSTER!
A WICHITA, KANSAS UNIFORM!
PUMP UP THE VOLUME!
A MASSACRE 8, A MASSACRE 89! (former NBA player Jason Collins wore jersey number 98 for the Boston Celtics, Washington Wizards, and Brooklyn Nets as a tribute to Matthew Shepard, a gay college student murdered in 1998)
I’M GONNA GIVE YOU TENFOLD THE COURAGE YOU HAD AGAINST AARON!
I’MA KNOCK YOU OFF YOUR HIGH HORSE, VIOLENTLY!
SHOW YOU THAT I, I ONLY HAVE A RIGHT TO HATE!
EXCEPT I GIVE IT TO SOMEONE ELSE!
A JONESTOWN MASSACRE!
I’M GOING TO MASSACRE YOUR WHOLE LINEAGE! 8:40pm,
MAKE SURE NOT A ONE OF THEM SET FOOT IN HEAVEN!
I’MA PUT THEM ALL IN HELL,
FOR FIGHTING AGAINST ME, YOU FOOL!
FOR COMING TO WORK AGAINST AARON, YOU FOOL!
I’MA DRAG YOU THROUGH THE DIRT!
A MUDDY MASSACRE! 8:41am,
I’M COMING TO YOUR HOME!
IT’S FUTILE TO FIGHT AGAINST ME!
I’MA TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!
A VERY PAINFUL ONE!
STORED UP FOR YOU SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME!
I WAIT FOR NO ONE!
I PLAN MY KILLINGS WAY AHEAD OF TIME!
AND I’M GOING TO PLANNED TO KILL YOU BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!
32 DEAD, A CORAL JOHNSON!
I’MA TREAT YOU LIKE A GRIFTER! 8:47am,
I NEVER FORGET!
I’M NEVER GONNA FORGET TO KILL YOUR KIDS!
PANCREATIC CANCER!
NO WAIT, BRAIN CANCER AT THE SAME TIME!
I’M GONNA DOUBLE UP YOUR PUNISHMENT!
AN AUTOIMMUNE DISEASE!
I’M THE LITERAL MIRACLE GANGSTER!
Vision: Somebody pinned down to the ground on some kind of kneeling towel,
I AM NOT FUNNY!
I’M GONNA LAUGH AT YOU WHEN YOU DIE!
A BURNSIDE FUNERAL!
WAS MUHAMMAD THERE AROUND CHRISTMAS!
A QURANIC VERSE!
FILLED WITH LIES!
NO MIRACLES, JUST LIES!
AARON’S GOT MORE MIRACLES THAN MUHAMMAD HAD!
BUT YOU WORSHIP HIM AS GOD! 9:14am,
YOU DON’T FOOL ME, SAID THE LORD!
