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6/6/26 I’M GONNA TAKE SOME DIRECT ACTION UPON YOU! YOU REBELLIOUS CHILD! RUBIO AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE! A PLANTINE AFFAIR! I’M GOING TO JIMMY RIG YOUR OUTFIT AND YOUR PLANE! MAKE YOUR ENGINE A MOOT POINT! A DARK ALLEY AT NIGHT! A VOICE IN THE WILDERNESS CRYING! I’M GONNA CHISEL OUT YOUR BRAIN! MAKE YOU HEAR ME THUMPING ON YOUR BRAIN WHILE YOU SLEEP! AN ANESTHESIA ATTACK CHALLENGE! ANOTHER CRAIGSLIST NIGHTMARE! 3:30AM,BON VOYAGE, NIGGER! YOU’RE DEAD ON ARRIVAL!”X” MARKS THE SPOT! A SURGERY DERIVATIVE! VISION: MAN YELLING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, “IT’S GOING TO BE A HEARTACHE TONIGHT!”, YELLING SO LOUD HIS FACE IS STRETCHING, I WARNED YOU! BUT YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD TAKE ANYTHING! I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE HELL! YOU, YOUR WIFE, AND ALL YOUR CHILDREN! CASE DISMISSED! I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, CASE CLOSED! A FISHER-PRICE UNIFORM! TOO CHEAP TO DROP THE CHARGES! WANNA WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT? AND THE BAND PLAYS ON, AND THE BAND PLAYS ON! A CROWDFUNDING LIMIT!

6-6-26
I SPEED THINGS UP, WACK-A-MOLE! 2:45AM,
JUSTICE OF THE PEACE!
A DECISION HAS BEEN MADE!
DALI LAMA!
FRUIT-FILL GEORGIA!
A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL!
JOY TO THE WORLD, THE TRUTH HAS COME!
A FIGURINE TEST!
I’MA THROW YOU OFF THE BRIDGE!
A UNITED FRONT AGAINST ME!
I’M GONNA DOUBLE UP MY POWERS OF MY MONSTERS AND ANGELS!
MAKE SURE YOU ARE A CATACLYSMIC FAILURE!
SCOUT’S HONOR!
A PLAGUE ON BOTH YOUR HOUSES!
A GETTLEMAN FACT!
THE MOZAMBIQUE CHALLENGE!
I’MA PUMP YOU DOPE FULL OF STEROIDS!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “HERE, KITTY, KITTY, KITTY”,
YOUR YOUNG DAUGHTER, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GONNA BLOW HER BRAINS OUT!
A DIABOLICAL GOD AM I!

THE FEESH PRINCE OF BEL-AIR! 2:52AM,
I’M GONNA MOVE YOU INTO A NEW NEIGHBORHOOD!
FULL OF PAIN AND SUFFERING!
AN AGGRESSIVE GOD AM I!
I’M GONNA MAKE THE CANCER SUPER AGGRESSIVE!
THE HOUR HAS COME AND DRAWETH NIGH!
A CRAIGSLIST NIGHTMARE I TOLD YOU WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO!
I DON’T NEED AARON AND I DON’T NEED YOU!
A GAZILLION AARONS CANNOT HELP ME!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY ALL-POWERFUL GOD!
A STRANGE CRAFT!
VISION: SOMEBODY PLAYING A SONG, “IT’S GONNA BE A HEARTACHE TONIGHT, A HEARTACHE TONIGHT”,
A PRAYER WARRIOR DEFEATED!
MUSLIM CHALLENGE!
THE SONG CONTINUES TO PLAY!
I’MA WET YOUR APPETITE WITH YOUR FEAR!
A BOKA HORAN ATTITUDE!

A DELOUISE GIRDLE! 2:55AM,
ANOTHER JAM-PACKED FUNERAL, I’MA PACK IT IN TIGHT!
YOU BIT OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW!
I’MA MAKE IT STING LIKE HELL!
YOU CAN NEVER FOOL GOD!
A PREPWINKLE HARDWARE!
TAKE TWO ASPIRIN AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING!
IT’S MORE THAN A HEADACHE, IT’S BRAIN CANCER!
I’M A RELIABLE WITNESS!
I WITNESS MY MONSTERS ATTACKING YOUR BRAINS WITH AN “S”!
THE PAIN, A CALIGULA NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA DRIVE YOU BAT-STRONG CRAZY!
MAKE YOU AND YOUR CHILD THINK ABOUT SUICIDE EVERY DAY!
I’M GOING TO FILM IT AND PUT IT ON THE NEWS!
A JURISDICTIONAL CHALLENGE!
WHO WANTS THE FIRST CRACK AT ME?
I’MA PACE MY VIOLENCE! 3:00AM,

MAKE SURE I GET YOU ALL AT ONCE!
A JOHN MAY’S CHALLENGE!
I’M GONNA WHOOP YOUR ASS!
YOU WILL DISCUSS ME NO MORE!
A JUDAS ISCARIOT CHALLENGE!
I’M GOING TO LOOP YOU INTO THE MEETING!
A MEETING OF THE MINDS!
MORE BRAIN CANCER, SAID THE LORD!
YOU’VE GOT SOUP FOR BRAINS!
AND A HEARTACHE TONIGHT!
SNIP, SNIP, I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR JEWELRY OFF!
MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN UGLY HAG WITH BRAIN CANCER!
A STAND STILL ATTACK!
I’M GONNA FORTIFY YOUR ARMY WITH CANCER!
CANCEL THE BARRACKS REAL SOON!
A POMPEI MOMENT!
A DIVINATION WAND!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOUR CLOCK START WORKING, TIC, TOC, TIC, TOC!

VISION: RUBIO SAYING, “MY LORD, WHAT JUST HAPPENED?”,
I’MA SQUISH YOUR BRAINS APART!
VISION: RUBIO STUTTERING, “DO, DO, DO, DON’T LET THIS HAPPEN AGAIN”,
A PEOPLE’S CHALLENGE!
HOW DID HE SLIP THROUGH OUR DEFENCES?
“SOMEBODY’S GOT TO TELL ME SOMETHING”, HE SAYS,
“YOU MEAN THIS NIGGER SITS AT HOME AND KILLS US?”
NO, IT’S THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A QUOTATION AWARD!
I’MA PUMP UP THE VOLUME!
STRANGLE YOU IN MIDAIR!
WASH YOUR NASTY MOUTH OUT FOR CURSING AT ME!
VISION: RUBIO SAYING, “PUT THAT NIGGER IN THE TOMBSTONE”,
I GOT YOUR NUMBER, BITCH!

I’MA WILD OUT ON AFRICA ON YOU! 3:07AM,
I’MA PUT YOU AND SATAN TOGETHER IN HELL!
SPLIT THE NEWSROOM AND YOUR SKULL IN HALF!
VISION: BAND PLAYING LOUD, “IT’S GONNA BE A HEARTACHE TONIGHT, A HEARTACHE TONIGHT!”,
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, AND I GOT YOUR ASS!
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET AWAY WITH CURSING MY NAME AND CURSING AARON!
PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH TWICE, YOU AND YOUR WIFE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE IT PAINFUL FOR YOU TO LOOK AT YOUR WIFE!
VERY, VERY PAINFUL!
IT’S GONNA BE A HEARTACHE TONIGHT!
ALL FOR NOTHING!
YOU SHOULD HAVE COUNTED UP THE COSTS!


MADE YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS KNOW, YOU WERE KILLING THEM!
BUT YOU KEPT IT HID FROM THEIR EYE SOCKET!
BUT I’MA SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL, I’MA ROLL YOU FOR ROLLING YOUR EYES AT ME!
FOR SAYING, “WHAT IS HE UP TO NEXT? WHAT DID HE SAY?”
I SAID I’MA BEAT YO’ DUMB-ASS DOWN!
A NIGGER WITH AN ATTITUDE!
I’MA CROSS MY I’S AND DOT MY T’S!
CRISS-CROSS THE NATION GIVING YOU BRAIN CANCER!
A FAMILY FEUD!
VISION: SOMEBODY YELLING, “YOU KNEW THIS WAS GOING TO HAPPEN?”,
“IT’S GONNA BE A HEARTACHE TONIGHT, A HEARTACHE TONIGHT”, THE BAND PLAYS ON!
A SHEER ABERNATHY MIRACLE!
SUDDENLY AND OUT OF NOWHERE!
DEATH STALKS YOU!
A RICH KID FAME!
LORD DELIVER US FROM EVIL!
I’MA PUT YOU AND EVIL IN A TWIN BASKET!
CHEERS, MY LOVE! 3:13AM,

A BATTERING RAM LIKE NO OTHER!
I’MA HIT THE ADMINISTRATION REAL HARD!
CURDLE THEIR FLESH AND THEIR HEART!
SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM!
A DEVASTATING DEATH!
A TURQUOISE NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA BLAME RUBIO FOR THIS ONE!
MAKE HIM STUTTER LIKE A COW!
A MOO AND OINK SERMON!
FULL OF TEARS!
BET I CAN’T DO IT TWICE AS FAST AS THE VANESSA KILLING!
I’MA WHEEL EVERYBODY INTO THE SAME ROOM!
A MORNING SANCTION!
I’M GOING TO OBLITERATE YOUR TONGUE AND YOUR BLASPHEMY AGAINST ME AND AARON, MY SERVANT, AND MY CHILD!
IT’S GONNA BE A HEARTACHE TONIGHT, A HEARTACHE TONIGHT!
I’M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU CAN’T TAKE IT!

THAT’S WHAT I SPECIALIZE IN, TAKING YOU TO THE LEVEL WHERE YOU CAN’T TAKE IT NO MORE! 3:16AM,
MY SPECIALTY, SINCE THE BEGINNING OF TIME!
I’M GONNA LAUGH AT YOUR RELIGION AND SHOW YOU THERE’S NO OTHER GOD BESIDE ME! [ISAIAH 44:6],
I’M GONNA PUT YOUR FULL MAGISTRATE ON THEIR KNEES!
A BANG, BANG BOOYAH MOMENT!
A WHISTLING DIXIE MOMENT!
FRIED HAM GREENS!
I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU ANOTHER WAY, A SHORT CUT TO HELL!
A JUNE 19TH MOMENT!
I’MA WEAKEN YOUR MUSCLE!
VISION: SAUSAGE BEING COOKED PLUMP HARD, PLUMPING UP,
SWELLING LIKE A FRANKFORT!
I’MA TOAST YOUR BUN, RUBIO!
I’M GONNA LAUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK, THE BLOOD BANK! 3:20AM,

ANY BANK!
A TOY STORY MOMENT!
VISION: MICHAEL JACKSON SONG PLAYING, “YOU’RE JUST ANOTHER PART OF ME”,
A CANCER DERIVATIVE!
I’MA TAKE YOU APART PIECE BY PIECE AND BIT BY BIT!
A SOLDIER SOLDIER’S WHERE THE “S” FALLS DOWN!
SEE HOW TOUGH YOU ARE WHEN I TAKE YOUR BRAINS APART!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU FEEL THE PAIN REAL GOOD!
BEG THE DOCTOR TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT, AND HE SAID, “I’VE DONE ALL I CAN DO”!
YOU SHOULD HAVE DROPPED THE CHARGES!
MY CHILD!
I’MA MAKE YOU BEG ME FOR THE LIFE OF YOUR CHILD!

AND I’M GONNA LAUGH IN YOUR FACE!
A POISON PILL AFTER DARK! 3:24AM,
I’M GOING TO PUT YOU IN A FETAL POSITION, IT’S GOING TO HURT SO BAD!
GUESS WHAT, FREDDIE’S DEAD, THAT’S WHAT I SAID!
A FRED HAMPTON NEWS HOUR!
LET ME IN SO I CAN KILL YOU!
I’M GONNA TAKE SOME DIRECT ACTION UPON YOU!
YOU REBELLIOUS CHILD!
RUBIO AND A STICK OF DYNAMITE!
A PLANTINE AFFAIR!
I’M GOING TO JIMMY RIG YOUR OUTFIT AND YOUR PLANE!
MAKE YOUR ENGINE A MOOT POINT!
A DARK ALLEY AT NIGHT!
A VOICE IN THE WILDERNESS CRYING!
I’M GONNA CHISEL OUT YOUR BRAIN!
MAKE YOU HEAR ME THUMPING ON YOUR BRAIN WHILE YOU SLEEP!
AN ANESTHESIA ATTACK CHALLENGE!
ANOTHER CRAIGSLIST NIGHTMARE! 3:30AM,
BON VOYAGE, NIGGER!
YOU’RE DEAD ON ARRIVAL!
“X” MARKS THE SPOT!
A SURGERY DERIVATIVE!
VISION: MAN YELLING AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS, “IT’S GOING TO BE A HEARTACHE TONIGHT!”, YELLING SO LOUD HIS FACE IS STRETCHING,
I WARNED YOU!
BUT YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD TAKE ANYTHING!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU SCREAM LIKE HELL!
YOU, YOUR WIFE, AND ALL YOUR CHILDREN!
CASE DISMISSED!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, CASE CLOSED!
A FISHER-PRICE UNIFORM!
TOO CHEAP TO DROP THE CHARGES!
WANNA WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT?
AND THE BAND PLAYS ON, AND THE BAND PLAYS ON!
A CROWDFUNDING LIMIT!

YOU SON OF A DITCH DIGGER!3:34AM,
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU DIG YOUR OWN GRAVE!
A HEAVY WEIGHT CHALLENGE!
YOU’RE OUTCLASSED AND OUTGUNNED!
RUBIO SAYING, “AARON PRICE DID THIS AGAIN?”,
I’M A TERRIBLE GOD!
AS IT IS WRITTEN! 3:38AM,
A RUBIO NIGHTMARE!
A SEA CHALLENGE!
A METAMORPHOSIS!
A GREY OLD NIGHTMARE! 4:04AM, ??????
VISION: GOD WITH SHORT MINI MACHINE, LONG CLIP, POINTED DOWN AT EARTH,
I ACCEPT YOUR CHALLENGE, SAID THE LORD! LET’S SEE HOW MUCH POWER HE GOT!
LET’S SEE HOW MANY HE CAN GET AT ONCE!
I NEVER RUN OUT OF BULLETS, SAID THE LORD!
THIS IS NOT A MAN MACHINE GUN, BUT A GOD MACHINE GUN WITH UNLIMITED POWER! 4:05AM,

YOU REFUSE TO BEND YOUR KNEE BECAUSE OF A SMOOTH TALKER!
A RAPID SUCCESSION!
A MIND-BLOWING DEFEAT!
VISION: RUBIO SAYING, “CHRISTIAN, THE ONLY TWISTED AND PEACEFUL RELIGION”,
MOCKING GOD!
I’MA CATAPULT YOU TO FAME!
A JESUIT NIGHTMARE!
I’M THE JUDGE, JURY AND EXECUTIONER!
IT’S RAINING TWINS!
A BAKERSFIELD NIGHTMARE!
I TOLD YOU NOT TO LISTEN TO YOUR BOSSES!
I’MA RAIN DOWN HELL ON YOU!
FOR THINKING YOU’RE SMARTER THAN ME!
A BRAINSTORMING EVENT!
YOUR ACCOUNTABILITY CATALOG!
HE SAID, NO ONE IS ACCOUNTABLE!
BY YOUR ACTIONS, THAT IS!

ROLL AARON! 4:10AM,
THE GOD YOU NEVER THOUGHT EXISTED!
JUST MAKE SURE YOU LEAVE THIS HOUSE JANUARY 16TH!
A POSTPONE DEADLINE!
I’M GONNA BOOT YOU OUT THE HOUSE!
A CANCER DERIVATIVE AND A HOG -TIED FAME!
I’M GOING TO TIE YOUR KIDS TOGETHER WITH THE SAME CANCER!
A NOSE, THROAT, EYE, AND EAR!
I’M GONNA FINISH THEIR BRAIN!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “I AIN’T IN NONE OFVTHIS”,
IF YOU DON’T GO TO THE PRESS, YOU’RE IN ALL OF IT!
AND I’M GOING TO KILL YOUR KIDS TOO!
A MACON GEORGIA HIT-NUN!
TRUMP!
I’M GONNA STRETCH YOUR BODY PARTS AND YOUR LIMBS!
A TEACHER-PARENT CONFERENCE!

WILL YOU BE NICE TO HIM, THE ONLY QUESTION ON EARTH, THE PALE HORSE RIDER! 4:21AM,
A LONG-ASS RIDE!
FULL OF TRUTH AND CONSEQUENCES!
VISION: TRUMP AND SOME PEOPLE IN THE ADMINISTRATION, “I CAN’T TAKE NO MORE!”,
I BEG YOU TO CHALLENGE ME AGAIN!
I’M BEGGING, SAID THE LORD!
HE’S AMONG THE CHILDREN OF ISRAEL!
?????? IN MY MOUTH! 4:23AM,
A CARGO CARRIER!
I’VE GIVEN YOU ALL AN OPPORTUNITY, BUT NOW I’M GOING TO TAKE IT ALL AWAY!
I’VE ONLY SLAUGHTERED 38,000 FUNERALS THIS YEAR!
I’M A MASTER OF DISGUISE!
YOU’RE IGNORANT OF MY POWER!
TWO PATIENTS THAT WERE PARALLEL ON EACH OTHER!
I’MA SEE YOU BELLY UP!
WHAT DID AARON SAY AGAIN AND AGAIN?

MY SUPER POWERS! 4:27AM,
THE SATANIC VERSES, AND YOU FOLLOW THIS MAN!
I’M GONNA SHAKE YOUR CHILD’S BEDSIDE MANNER!
JUST THREE MINUTES AND YOU’RE ALL GONE!
THE CIA WALKS IN AND OUT OF THE USA!
BUT THEY’VE NEVER BEEN CHALLENGED BY THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’M GOING TO TIE YOUR TROOPS UP IN A KNOT!
A FOUL DISGUSTING KNOT!
LET’S FACE IT, IS IT WORTH IT TO KNOW WHEN YOU ARE ABOUT TO DIE!
A CAMBRIDGE UNIT!
PEOPLE/KEEPING FRESH!
HE THAT BELIEVETH NOT, SHALL BE DAMNED! [MARK 16:16],
I’MA MAKE YOU RUN TI THE BOTTOM HALF OF YOUR REPORT!
I’M GONNA ENVELOPE THEM!

MY HOUSE OF CARDS! 5:19AM,
AN EMBARRASSMENT!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU SPIT UP BLOOD DAY AND NIGHT!
I’MA SCARE YOU TO DEATH!

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PART 2

THE HOUSE OF CARDS! 5:19:29 AM
AN EMBARRASSMENT!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU SPIT OUT BLOOD DAY AND NIGHT!
I MUST SCARE YOU TO DEATH!

A WILLOW HAMMER!
PUBLIC!
SADDUICES CHILDREN’S FUNERAL!
BANGKOK, THAILAND 5:50:31 AM

I’M GOING TO EMPTY THE SQUARE! NO CHILDREN ALLOWED IN THE WHITE HOUSE! 5:50:43 AM
CANCER FIXTURE!
I’MA PUT ALL MY DUCKS IN A ROW!
A CHICKADEE KILLING!
I WARNED YOU I WAS GONNA TAKE YOUR CHILDREN, AND I CERTAINLY WILL! 5:51:51 AM
A BOMBASTIC CHALLENGE!
YOU’D THINK I’VE GOT ZERO EVIDENCE! I GOT EVIDENCE THOUSANDS OF KILLINGS!
BUT SATAN TELLS YOU TO KEEP GOING!
LAUGHING AT YOU ALL THE WHILE!
YOUR DISGRUNTALMENT AT TEEN KILLER OR (KILLING)!
I’MA MAKE KEEP IT REAL, REAL WITH YOU!
TAKE ALL OF YOUR TEENS AND CHILDREN AWAY!
A STAND DOWN ATTACK!
I’MA MAKE CERTAIN YOU STAND DOWN CERTAINLY! I’M MAKING CERTAIN, YOU CERTAINLY STAND DOWN! 5:54:28 AM
VIOLENTLY!
AND ONCE I START, I MIGHT STOP IT! I WARNED YOU!
A ROLLERCOASTER LOCOMOTOR!
UNSTOPPABLE BY THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’MA ROLL YOUR CHILDREN OVER LIKE MICE!
THE GALLOPING GOURMET!

WHO WOULDN’T PROFIT A MAN IF HE GAINED THE WHOLE WORLD AND LOSES HIS SOUL?
RUBIO, WHAT WILL YOU GIVE IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR SOUL?
FOR THE SIGN, THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
YOUR WAY OUT FROM THE CHAIR!
THIS IS AN IDIOCRACY!
I’VE SHOWN YOU CAN’T WIN, BUT YOU KEEP TRYING!
FOR A 2 CENT TRIAL!
ALL BECAUSE THE JEWS WANT YOU TO KEEP GOING!
BECAUSE THEY WILL NOT ACKNOWLEDGE CHRIST!
I’MA BUST UP YOU AND THEM!
THE VIOLENT HASHTAG!
LITTLE BO PEEP!
MAKE SURE YOU WEEP A BATTLE TO DEATH!
YOU’RE JOINED AT THE HIP!
I’MA TO BREAK THEM ALL APART LIKE NANCY PELOSI!
A SYMBOL OF MY VIOLENCE!

A RETIRE! YOU’RE OUT OF HERE!
I’MA BREAK EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY!
AND YOUR SON’S BODY! 5:58:45 AM

VISION, I HEAR SOMEBODY SAY IMPROVED TO ME THERE’S NOT CANCER IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
I’MA GONNA STICK IT TO YOUR CHILDREN REAL GOOD!
VISION, I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING TO THE PRESS THIS IS A CANCER-FREE ZONE!
DON’T BELIEVE YOUR LYING EYES!
VISION, I SEE SOMEBODY SITTING DOWN! AND A LOW, LOW TO THE GROUND CHARIOT! HE LOOKS LIKE A LADY! BLACK LADY!
A JAM PACKED FUNERAL!
SHE’S TERRIFIED!
I’MA TAKE YOUR BOSS’S TONSILS OUT!
ALONG WITH THE WHOLE THROAT! 6:01:40 AM
A STICK UP THE EMPIRE!
A STICK IN PLACE OF YOUR THROAT!
AND I’MA LAUGH, YOU DUMMY! YOU VENTRILOQUIST DUMMY!
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR MOCKING AARON!
AND NO THROAT DISGUISE!
I’M GONNA TAKE IT OUT ON YOUR CHILDREN!
STICKS AND STONES WILL REPLACE MY THROAT! 6:02:51 AM
YOU ARE A STONE’S THROW AWAY FROM , AND YOU’RE THE STICK-UP EMPIRE! 6:03:06 AM
STICKS FOR THROAT!
A METAL OBSTACLE!
WE’LL MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID AS IN FRONT OF THE WORLD!
A VENTRILOQUOUS DUMMY! 6:03:40 AM
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LISTENING TO YOUR JEW BOSSES!
HAVE THEM FIX YOUR THROAT WHILE YOU ARE AT IT!
I’MA TAKE THAT APPROACH TOO!
I’MA MAKE IT STING LIKE HELL!
A WOODEN PIPE FUNERAL!
LET’S SEE IF I CAN’T DO 20 IN A ROW!
STING ALL YOUR KIDS!
A WHITE HOUSE MARATHON!
A WET HOUSE MERRY-GO-ROUND
I’MA MAKE IT HURT LIKE HELL!
AND KILLING AARON WON’T STOP ME NOT ONE BIT!
I JOIN YOU KILLING HIM YOU FOOL, BECAUSE I LOVE VIOLENCE MORE THAN LOVE!
I LOVE LOVE VIOLENCE YOU FOOL!

I’MA GET VIOLENT ON AARON!
SWALLOW YOU UP LIKE SWASTIKA
A PIGLET IN THE MORNING!
GONNA MAKE YOU SQUEAK AND OINK!
CAN’T GET A SYMBOL OUT BECAUSE YOU THROAT IS GONE!
CAN’T CURSE GOD OR AARON NO MORE BECAUSE YOUR THROAT IS GONE!
I’MA MOCK YOU TO HIGH HELL!
BREATHE THROUGH A STRAW!
BUT YOU RATHER DO THAT THAN DROP THE CHARGES? 6:06 AM
I HEAR GOD LAUGHING HEHEHEHEHE
I’MA TURN THE WHITEHOUSE INTO A CIRCUS MONSTER!
BANG BANG YOUR DEAD!
AND YOU’RE A GROTESQUE HORROR SHOW!
I’MA CIRCULATE THE HORRIFIC LOOK OF YOUR KIDS AROUND THE PRESS!
MAKE YOUR CHILDREN AND YOUR WIVES HATE YOUR GUTS!
AND WANT TO KILL YOU!
YOU KNOW I KILL THOUSANDS BUT YOU WANT TO TAKE A CHANCE WITH ME?
BECAUSE YOUR STUBBORN AS HELL AND I LOVE IT, SAID THE LORD! 6:08 AM

BECAUSE I GET TO DO MORE AND MORE VIOLENT!
AND GO MORE AND MORE CHALLENGES!
FROM THE CIA ON DOWN!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
AND YOU STINK TO HIGH HEAVEN?
A BOTULISM DISEASE! 6:08:53 AM
YOU FILL IT WITH PRIDE AND SNOWE FLAKES!
I’MA TAKE YOU DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!
I’M NOT GONNA WHITEWASH THE DISEASE!
I’M GOING TO HAVE THE PRESS ATTACK YOU DAY AND NIGHT ABOUT IT!
MAKE YOU A PARIAH IN THE PUBLIC!
PUT YOU TO AN OPEN SHAME, ESPECIALLY YOUR CHILDREN!
PAIN AND DISASTER, PAIN AND DISASTER! PAIN AND DISASTER!
I’MMA CLIP YOUR HEAD OFF IN A VEHICLE CRASH! 6:09:56 AM
A TIGER WOODS NIGHTMARE!
I ANNOUNCE AND I KILL!
YOU INSIST ON CHALLENGING ME!
AND I INSIST ON KILLING YOU VIOLENTLY!
THE PIED PIPER, I’MA TAKE ALL YOUR CHILDREN AWAY! 6:10:42 AM

LET’S SEE HOW MANY I GOTTA GET FOR YOU TO STAND DOWN!
A JUICE BAR, BUT NO ONE’S AT THE BAR!
NOBODY BUT TRUMP AND HIS WIFE!
TWO STUPID PEAS IN POD THAT LET EVERYONE KILLED! 6:11:22 AM
AND THOUGHT HE WAS A TOUGH GUY!
I’MA PUT THIS STRAW IN HIS THROAT!
MIX IT UP WITH THE NANNY!
I’LL GIVE YOU YOUR PRIVATE HELL JET! 6:12:04 AM
WANNA DRIVE OVER THE WHITE HOUSE? THE ANSWER’S GONNA BE HELL NO!
I’LL GET SICK AS FROM AROUND HIM!
A BARBITURATE OF FAME!
A SLEEPY HALLOWED NIGHTMARE!
CHILDREN BANNED FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!
TILL WE DISCOVER WHAT’S GOING ON, WHICH WILL BE NEVER!
WE JUST KNOW EVERYBODY’S GETTING CANCER! 6:13:03 AM
MY FIRST PLAGUE TO THE PHAROAH!

YOU DON’T KNOW HOW HORRIBLE CANCER IS UNTIL YOU GET IT!
I HAVE JAMES BROWN SINGIN’ TRY ME TRY ME! 6:13:40 AM
I’M HAPPY TO GIVE IT TO YOU, SAID LORD! TRY ME ANOTHER DAY!
A BALLOON COUNCIL!
I’MA SPEED UP THE CANCER!
FOR BEING A TOUGH GUY!
DANCE AROUND THE GRAVE!
A HADDIE B NIGHTMARE!
WHO PUT CANCER IN THE GRITS?
IN AN OATMEAL!
IT POISONED THE CHILDREN!
THE ALMIGHTY GOD DID YOU FOOL!

A CEREAL, DIRTY DOZEN! 6:15:17 AM
I WARNED YOU ABOUT THE CEREAL MONSTER AND HE IS UPON YOU!
TAKING TWO BY TWO AND MULTIPLE CHILDREN OUT AT ONCE!
6:15:45 AM DON’T TASTE THE CEREAL, YOU’RE GONNA DIE!
AND I’M GONNA PUT IT IN YOUR NOSE AND THROAT AUTOMATICALLY!
FOR LISTENING TO DUMB ASS RUBIO!
A VANESSA BITCH OUTCOME!
YORKSHIRE EMPIRE!
THE EMPIRE OF GOD STRIKES BACK!
AND I NEVER MISS, SAID THE LORD!
YOU’RE A BIG FOOL!
I’M GONNA MAKE IT VERY PAINFUL!
AND CLEAR AS DAY!

A HOLLYWOOD NIGHTMARE!
YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO ALL THE HOLLYWOODIANS! THEY GOT CANCER THAT I ANNOUNCED! 6:17:34 AM
6:17:42 AM AND YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DIFFERENT!
SOMEHOW, YOU’RE GONNA ESCAPE!
BARBER SHOP NIGHTMARE WHERE I CLIP YOU THROAT! 6:18:08 AM
BONDI-STYLE!
I ANNOUNCE AND I KILL!
NO ONE CAN WITHSTAND ME! NOT THE BIGGEST, NOT THE BOLDEST!
AND CERTAINLY NOT THE STRONGEST!
YOU’RE KICKING AGAINST A BRICK WALL OF THE GOD ALMIGHTY!
ARREST HIM, THAT’LL NEVER STOP ME!
THIS MAKES ME MORE ANGRY TO KILL MORE AND MORE OF YOU!
BECAUSE I GET TO BE MORE AND MORE VIOLENT!
AND I LOVE GETTING ANGRY!
CAN’T YOU TELL YOU FOOL?

RUBIO HAS A SURGICAL PROCEDURE IN HIS THROAT! 6:20:05 AM
IT’S WORSE THAN BONDI!
A CHILD’S NIGHTMARE!
BA-SHEEP-DEE-DEEDAH!
LET ME CALL YOUR CHILDREN BAAAAH LIKE SHEEP!
CAN’T FORM VOWEL! JUST BAAAAAAH!
A GRUNT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT! 6:21:16 AM

I’M A HORRIFIC GOD!
AND YOUR STUBBORNNESS MADE ME THIS WAY!
ONCE I START I NEVER LET UP UNTIL EVERYBODY’S DEAD!
DON’T GET ME STARTED!
A MOCK FUNERAL!
THE ARRANGEMENT HAS BEEN MADE! 6:22:19 AM
A TOY STORY EVICTION!
HUMILIATION UNTIL YOU’RE DOWN TO ZERO!
STAND IN THERE LIKE PHARAOH
GO AHEAD AND CHASE AARON! I’M GONNA SWALLOW YOU UP LIKE THE SEA!

BADMINTON NIGHTMARE!

THE JONESTOWN MASSACRE!
VISION, I SEE SOMEBODY SNEEZING IN THE WHITE HOUSE
IT’S BEGUN TO SAID THE LORD! 6:24:28 AM
DON’T PUSH ME OUT OF THE WAY AND THINK I’M NOT GONNA RETALIATE!
LORD, WHEN DID WE PUSH YOU OUT THE WAY?
HE TRIED TO PUSH AARON INTO JAIL!
I’M CLOCK YOU OUT VIOLENTLY LIKE I DID THE POPE! 6:25:17 AM

CHILDREN FIRST IN LINE!
I’M GOING TO HAVE MY SNAKES STRANGLE YOUR CHILDREN!
THROAT CANCER LIKE NO OTHER!
I DOUBLE UP AGAINST THE EMPIRE!
I’MMA KILL, KILL AND KILL!

A FUNERAL HEAVEN! NO, I’M TAKING YOUR KIDS STRAIGHT TO HELL RIGHT ALONG WITH YOU! 6:26:26 AM
IT IS WRITTEN I WILL KILL HER CHILDREN! AND WHY WOULD I KILL HER AND TAKE THEM TO HEAVEN? YOU DUMBASS FOOL! (REVELATIONS 2:23) 6:26:40 AM
A DISCRETIONARY JUDGMENT!
ALL OF PHARAOH’S CHILDREN GO TO HELL!
AND HEAVEN DOESN’T SHED ONE TEAR!
A SACROSANCT JUDGMENT!

YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD THE RIGHT STUFF, BABY! TO STAND AGAINST THE ALMIGHTY GOD! 6:27:41 AM
A BONE CHILLING EVENT!
MY CHILD, MY CHILDREN HAVE CANCER!
I ANNOUNCE AND I KILL, SAID THE LORD!
AARON HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! IT’S BETWEEN ME AND YOU, AND YOUR STUBBORN ASS! 6:28:17 AM
I KILL FOR HIM LIKE ICE CREAM AND CANDY!
I JUST AS MUCH KILL FOR HIM AS I WOULD GIVE HIM ICE CREAM CONE!
THAT’S A FACT, BITCH! 6:28:59 AM
I’M GOING TO KICK YOU OUT OF HEAVEN AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT!
A SLEEPIN’, SLEEPIN’, SLEEPING WELL!

A TERRANCE TRENT DARBY!
I’M GONNA STUFF YOU DOWN THE WELL OF CANCER! 6:29:59 AM
A PANCREATIC HELL 6:30:07 AM

LUTHER 6:40:10 AM
THEY LOOK AT YOU AS LEX LUTHOR, EVIL AS HELL ! 6:40:23 AM
A GROTESQUE SUBJECT!
THAT’S WHY THEY WON’T REPENT! A BIG ASS PHARAOH!
AND PHARAOH THOUGHT THE SAME THING ABOUT MOSES!
YOU’RE TWO PHARAOH PEAS IN A POD!
AND I’M A BOIL OF BOTH OF YOU!
LIKE A FROG, YOU’RE STANDING THERE AS I TURN UP THE HEAT!
A DUMB ASS FROG IN BOILING WATER! 6:41:59 AM
BUT I’MA KEEP BOILING UNTIL YOU START DANCING!
AND RUN BABY, RUN! 6:42:16 AM
ALL THE WHILE, SATAN’S HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING AT YOU!
AND I LOVE BEING ENTERTAINED!
A SOURDOUGH BOY!
A BOIL FEST!
ONCE I START YOU’RE NOT GOING TO BE ABLE TO TURN THE HEAT OFF
NOT AT ALL!
AND ALAN PARSE EVENT! 6:46:46 AM
HELPLESS!
TRANSLATION, YOU ARE NOT GOD!
I’M GONNA WEAKEN YOUR TONSILS!
MAKE YOU MOURN FOR THE DAY AND NIGHT!
THE GOD ALMIGHTY, THAT’S WHO YOU VIEW AS BEING GROTESQUE!
AND THAT’S WHY I’M KILLING YOU!
A BUBBLE UP FEST!
CERVICAL CANCER! 6:49:33 AM
I ANNOUNCE THEN I MAIME!
I’MA TO MANIPULATE THE BATTERING RAM!
A DEADLY CRASH! 6:52:02 AM

I’MA BOIL BOILING BROOK!
FOR NOT GIVING AARON THE CHAIR FOR FREE! 6:53:23 AM
A MASS EXECUTION!
A MASS REGRET!
I’M GONNA TARGET YOU ALL!

INDIA!
SATAN PROGRAMMED YOU TO DISOBEY! 7:03:00 AM
LAUGHIN’ AT YOU THE WHOLE TIME!
EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK!
RUSSIA ROULETTE!
I’MA USE YOUR OWN WORDS TO CHOKE YOU WITH IT!
A HORRIBLE DISEASE!
A FAMILY FEUD! 10:44 AM

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