9-20-26
A NOSE BLEED LIKE NO OTHER!
CAPE FEAR!
Vision: Somebody saying, “Send Somebody else”,
CORPORATE ESPIONAGE!
Vision: Monkey on his bent knees, elbows to the ground, face buried in his hands,
GROSS NEGLIGENCE! 8:27am,
Vision: Somebody sitting on a throne, sepulcher in their hand, hold it chest high,
A GROWN-ASS MONKEY!
A LIAR!
FIFTY SHADES OF GREY!
A BYZANTINE EMPIRE!
A YELLOW CAKE FORMULA!
I’MA SPREAD IT AROUND, SAID THE LORD!
MAKE YOU EAT IT FOR DINNER!
ANOTHER SCRIPTURE!
A FAKE LOGO!
I’M GONNA TURN YOUR BAD NEWS INTO GOOD NEWS!
I’M GONNA HICCUP YOUR CRIMES!
I’M A BLOODTHIRSTY GOD!
A BOTTLENECK TURNED INSIDE OUT!
A SHUT-DOWN!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU DRINK A FIFTH OF VODKA EVERY DAY!
A DRUNKEN SAILOR!
YOU CAN NEVER COMPETE WITH ME!
I’MA BRUISE HIS HEEL! [Genesis 3:15],
I SUGGEST YOU RUN LIKE HELL! 8:42am,
DERILECTION OF DUTY!
I’M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU LOSE YOUR S-H-I-T!
NOT EVEN CLOSE!
A BARATONE NIGHTMARE!
A GOLDEN CORAL OUTNUMBERED!
A CATALINA CAT-A-NINE TAILS!
I’MA BEAT YOU WITH IT, SAID THE LORD!
I’MA MAKE SURE YOU FALL DOWN VERY HARD!
GETTING ON YOUR KNEES AND NOT GOING TO THE PRESS, AH, AH, AH!
NO WAY OUT EXCEPT THE PRESS!
NONE WHATSOEVER, I’M A VIOLENT GOD!
I’M SPREAD THE FEAR AROUND, MIX IT BLOOD AND VIOLENCE!
A CHANCE TO CHANGE BUT YOU REFUSED AND DIDN’T!
MY PATIENCE THIN, I WANT REVENGE!
AN AROMATIC SHOWER!
I’M GOING TO RAIN DOWNTOWN AND UPTOWN! 8:49am,
A COLD COKE FORMULA!
I’M GONNA LET OUT A NEWS LEAF!
A BOMBSHELL FOR THE ENTIRE TOWN!
THIS FBI MUST BE SICK!
SICK AS HELL!
EVERYONE HATES ME!
THE DOJ, A TWO FOR ONE TREAT!
A RODNEY JERKINS FUNERAL!
HATE, HATE, AND MORE HATE!
REMEMBER, I HATE THE BEST, AND I CAN DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT! [Psalms 139:22],
SCORCH YOUR EARTH AND YOUR TRIBESMEN!
A FILIPINO NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE GROUND THIRTY TIMES! 8:52am, 9-20-26,
A SCUFFLE IN THE NECK CHALLENGE!
HERE LIES A DEAD FBI AGENT!
THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD WITHSTAND THE FIST OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
THEY WERE DEAD WRONG! 8:53am,
MANY DEAD WRONG!
I’MA BLOW UP THE TIMES SQUARE!
KILL MANY STUDENTS!
A DEFCON UNITED!
I’MA SMEAR THE BLOOD AROUND!
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU MY ANNUAL PLAN, A FIRE HOSE!
MAKE SURE YOU BLAME THE EVIDENCE!
I’MA BURN YOU LIKE TISSUE PAPER!
A MILLION TO ONE NEWS FLASH!
A BATTLE OF THE BULGE!
A THREATENING OBSERVATION!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A SCAMMER’S PARADISE!
A POPULAR WAR-HOG!
A NETANYAHU NIGHTMARE!
OF THE GREAT I AM! [Exodus 3:14],
I’M GOING TO KNOCK YOU DOWN TO THE GROUND!
PLANE AND SIMPLE! 9:06am, 9-20-26,
A JESUS CORAL!
A SPUTNIK FAVORITE!
I’M GONNA EMBARRASS THE HELL OUT OF YOU!
HOW MANY VERSES CAN YOU COUNT BEFORE I WIN?
A JIMMY CRICKET NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA BLOW UP THE COURTROOM!
PUT YOUR BOOKS BACK ON THE SHELF!
I’M GOING TO TERRORIZE THE ADAM’S FAMILY!
MY FEATURED STORY!
Vision: Somebody saying, “Why didn’t you tell me this?”,
“So I wouldn’t go to the press?”,
“Now it’s all over, and what you got to say?”,
“Can’t stop the killing, can you?”,
A TALENTED MOB ACTION!
TUPALUPA/TUPELO, MISSISSIPPI!
GAINESVILLE, FLORIDA!
A MITUBISHI GALANT EXERCISE!
I’M EXCITED TO KILL YOU!
A NETANYAHU EXTREMITY! 9:16am,
I’M GONNA BRING HIS PLANE DOWN UPON YOU ALL! 9:16pm, 9-20-26,
STOP ALL THE ENGINES MIDFLIGHT!
AN ISRAELI NIGHTMARE!
I’MA JAM-PACK THE FUNERAL!
A NETANYAHU NUT-BUSTER!
A TRIAL COMES TO AN END VIOLENTLY!
A CAM PHOTO!
IT’S JUST LIKE I DESCRIBED TO YOU, HELL ON EARTH!
I’MA BLACKEN THE STARS!
FEAR OF A DEAD PLANET!
TRY TO MOVE FORWARD TOWARD THE LIGHT!
SCUFFLE IN THE DARKNESS!
I’VE GOT PROOF OF THAT!
GARGANTUAN PROOF, SAID THE LORD!
MAKE SURE YOU HEAR, FEAR ME, AND KNOW MY NAME!
FEAR OF A DEAD PLANET, I’M GONNA BOIL IT OVER, THE SUN-TIMES!
WHISK THEM AWAY IN A FUNERAL! 9:25am,
A GUT-BUSTER UNITED!
I’M GONNA PUT ON MY KARATE CLOTHES!
A HOSPITALIZATION LIKE NO OTHER!
I’MA DO MUCH DAMAGE AND DAMAGE CONTROL!
A A-I NIGHTMARE!
THEY’RE TERRIFIED, I’MA WHIP IT UP REAL GOOD!
A DOCU-DRAMA!
MID STREAM!
Vision: Banana sliced open in half,
I’M GOING TO CUT TO THE CHASE!
A BARE-BONES NIGHTMARE!
NOTHING CAN SAVE YOU! 9:42am,
