THE SOAPBOX FORMULA (NEWS SOAP BOX)!
7:23:40 AM GENTLEMEN START YOUR ENGINES!
7:23:48 AM A NEPOTISM FORMULA!
7:23:57 AM BUT PLAY WAY WAY WORSE OR WEST!
7:24:09 AM ANYTHING COMING MY WAY I’M KILLING IT!
7:24:39 AM THE INDICTMENT!
7:24:52 AM HOW COULD YOU FAME ?
7:25:03 AM THAT’S WHAT WE WERE TOLD TO DO!
7:25:11 AM I’M GONNA CALCULATE YOUR MISERY!
7:25:21 AM A BAND-AID FORMULA!
7:25:30 AM IMMA TAPE YOU UP REAL GOOD!
7:25:43 AM THE STEM MORALE!
7:25:52 AM PATIENCE NOT FOR MY FIST!
7:26:03 AM IF I’M GOING TO HIT YOU, I’M GONNA HIT YOU HARDER EACH TIME!
7:26:14 AM A DELOROSE FORMULA
7:27:21 AM HOOK LINE AND SINKER
7:27:33 AM POINT OUT THE DISASTER!
7:27:51 AM A RED RUBY NIGHTMARE!
7:28:15 AM A COUSIN KITTY FORMULA!
7:28:26 AM JEALOUS!
7:28:37 AM YOU’VE MET THE FOOLS NOW MEET THE REAL GOD!
7:29:21 AM A BAKED IN FORMULA!
7:31:39 AM 15 CHARGES DOWN THE DRAIN!
7:31:45 AM 15 CHARGES DOWN THE DRAIN!
7:32:00 AM NO EXCUSE FOR CHARGE!
A LYDIA AIRPORT NIGHTMARE! 11:10am, 9-13-26, KANSAS CITY, CAN’T TELL WHICH WAY IS EAST OR WEST! I’MA DIRECT YOU TO THE GROUND!
VIOLENTLY!
[9-4-26]
I’MA DRIP BLOOD FROM THE SKY! A RICH iTUNES FORMULA! 2:12pm,
Vision: Ludacris singing, “Get out of my way”, “Dom-Dom, Dom-Dom”,
I’M GONNA HOLLER AT YOUR NIGHTMARE! RICH TO TOMBSTONE! A COAGULATED NIGHTMARE IN THE SKY! I’M GOING TO THROTTLE YOUR ENGINES TO A STOP! 2:12pm, 9-4-26, A PAUSE, A FLUTTER, THEN DROP!
A RED CHEROKEE AIRPLANE! 2:12pm, A STATUS SYMBOL LIKE NO OTHER!
A BIRD WEST DOWNTOWN! 2:13pm, A UNITED SYMBOL! A NIPSEY RUSSELL NIGHTMARE (DIED OF CANCER AFTER A YEAR LONG BATTLE)!!!
A STATUS SYMBOL LIKE NO OTHER!
A BIRD WEST DOWNTOWN
PRESS PART 1
7-14-26]
Vision: Gas canisters that you throw at somebody in the army,
MY FIST, SAID THE LORD!
I’MA DUST AMERICA FOR TRYING TO KILL MY SON!
I’MA MAKE SURE I KILL THE PRESS WHILE I’M AT IT! 3:38pm,
I’MA DIS-ROBE YOUR GIANT!
MAKE THEM SAY, “Damn, I didn’t realize you were that small, you were bold as hell”!
TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU AIN’T GONNA DO AND WHAT YOU AIN’T GONNA PRINT!
I’M GOING TO PRINT YOUR ASS IN THE SOIL!
Vision: Lord stomping on newspapers saying, “DAMN, DAMN, DAMN YOU”!
“FOX, NBC, CBS, ALL OF YOU, DAMN, DAMN, DAMN YOU”!
I’MA GET YOUR CORRUPT PRESS!
CAN’T PRINT THE TRUTH!
AND CAN’T FIND REAL CORRUPTION!
CAN’T FIND TRUMP’S ASS FOR LETTING EVERYBODY BE KILLED!
BUT YOU CAN FIND AARON’S FIVE MILLION DOLLAR FRAUD!
YOU DAMN LIAR!
I’M GONNA KILL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
I GOT MY OWN PRESS IN HEAVEN! I DON’T NEED YOU, YOU FOOL! 3:40pm,
I’MA PUT MY PRESS ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES!
[8-14-26]
I’M A JACK OF ALL TRADES! I’M THE JACK OF ALL NIGHTMARES!
LET’S SEE IF YOU CAN KILL A TRUE STORY!
I’MA SCATTER THE PRESS AROUND!
MAKE THEM RUN LIKE HELL!
I’M GONNA BOMBARD THE NEWS ROOM!
THERE’S NO IMPORTANT STORY LIKE THIS EVER! 9:39am,
NEITHER SHALL THERE EVER BE!
JESUS CHRIST IS REAL!
THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
WHERE’S YOUR GOD? YOU DUMB BITCH!
WHERE’S HIS MIRACLES DAY AFTER DAY, NIGHT AFTER NIGHT, EARTHQUAKE AFTER EARTHQUAKE? ANOUNCE AND I KILL, ANOUNCE AND I KILL, ANNOUNCE AND I KILL, FOREVER! AND I’M A KILLER LIKE NO OTHER!
AND WHERE’S YOUR god? BITCH!
[8-8-26]
I AIN’T NEVER GON’ BACK OFF!
YOU BETTER RUN LIKE HELL! I’M GIVING YOU ADVICE AND I’M WARNING YOU RIGHT NOW, SAID THE LORD!
NOT WHEN YOU GET READY!
I’M WARNING EVERYBODY FROM THE PRESS DOWN TO THE SECRETARY, YOU BETTER MAKE THEM PRINT IT, OR I’M COMING TO GET YOU, YOUR CHILDREN, AND YOUR FRIENDS! A BEN SASSE NIGHTMARE LIKE NO OTHER AND I’M GONNA STOP YOUR CAR ON THE TRACKS AND MAKE THAT TRAIN SMASH THE HELL OUT OF YOU.
HAVE MY MONSTERS LOCK ALL THE DOORS!
AND WINDOWS TOO!
A VIOLENT HASHTAG LIKE NO OTHER!
I TOLD YOU I WAS THE ALMIGHTY GOD AND I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU BECAUSE YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW I TELL THE TRUTH! [Hebrews 6:18],
[8-8-26]
Vision: Somebody in the press saying, “Print this”, they reply, “No, we’re going to lose advertisers”,
AND THE PRESS RESPONDS, “Then you’re gonna drop dead violently”,
“I am a world to atheist, but I believe his God”,
“We all believe it, even in the FBI, even though we don’t obey it”,
“He’s a cash cow, don’t you see it?”,
Vision: Lord and His beings swinging a hammer,
“That’s what Aaron said, this God is a terror and I know secretly, He ain’t never satisfied”,
HIS JOB IS DONE, IT’S TIME FOR HIM TO COME HOME!
WELL DONE MY GOOD AND FAITHFUL SERVANT! [Matthew 25: 21, 23],
WELL, WELL DONE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOUR ENEMIES WELL DONE, BURN THE HELL OUT OF THEM!
Vision: Somebody getting on their knees with a thud,
EVERY TIME AARON GETS ON HIS KNEES, 20,000 GETS CANCER!
I’M AN INSTANTANEOUS GOD!
PRESS PART 2
Vision: Somebody in an expensive black tuxedo, suddenly lifts his arm and starts coughing, with the other arm he grabs a napkin, puts it up to his lips as he’s coughing,
I’M GIVING INSTANTANEOUS CANCER TO ALL YOUR BOSSES!
THOSE WAY, WAY, WAY, WAY HIGH UP!
PUT THEM TO SLEEP WAY EARLY!
A DEPARTURE PRESENT!
YOU GOT BAD ADVICE FROM THE RABBIS AND THE CHRISTIANS!
[8-11-26]
I’M GONNA RUN A TRAIN ON YOU!
RUN YOUR ASS OVER AND GET YOU STUCK IN THE WHEEL, AND RUN YOU OVER, AND OVER, AND OVER AGAIN, SAID THE LORD! HA, HA, HA!
YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
I’M GONNA BE VIOLENT AS HELL!
THE PRESS UNITED, I’M GETTING THEIR ASSES TOO, ALL OF THEM!
I’M GOING TO HAVE LUNCH, NOON, AND DINNER!
A SERIOUS NIGHTMARE!
LAST WILL REPENT, THERE’S NO WAY OUT, EXCEPT THROUGH THE PRESS!
NONE WHATSOEVER!
DON’T GO TO THE PRESS, I’M KILLING ALL OF YOUR CHILDREN!
EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM!
AND YOU BETTER MAKE THEM PRINT IT!
[7-1-26]
I’M GOING TO TURN THE PRESS AGAINST YOU, GODSVENGEANCE.COM!
THE BIG PAYBACK!
I’M GONNA LET YOUR ASS KNOW YOU CAN’T HIDE!
SECRECY IS YOUR FLOWER!
I’M GOING TO MAKE THE PRESS SAY, “I CAN’T TAKE IT NO MORE, I’M GONNA PRINT IT”!
RUN YOUR STANK-ASS OUT OF TOWN!
YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!
A DISGUSTING ANIMAL!
I’MA HOUND YOU LIKE THE DOG DAY AFTERNOON!
A MOVIE SCRIPT I’M GONNA PUT RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE! 9:49am,
LET’S DO A REENACTMENT OF THE CHARLIE KIRK NIGHTMARE!
SINCE YOU SO STUPID!
I’MA DO IT AGAIN AND AGAIN!
I’M GONNA MAKE THE PRESS SNIPE YOUR ASS AND SAY, “WHY DIDN’T YOU TELL US THIS?”!
“Why did you watch everybody die?”!
“We’re you getting off on it?”!
I’M GONNA STRIKE THREE TIMES WITH THE PRESS!
AN ADAM’S APPLE EVENT!
“What the hell are you doing prosecuting him?”!
“You some kind if fool?”!
“You wanna get us all killed?”!
“Your no-power-ass god”!
BOBBING YOUR HEAD DAY AND NIGHT AND LYING!
GOD LEFT YOU LONG TIME AGO!
[7-6-26]
I’M GONNA DO A MAYHEM AT FOX!
I’M GONNA GET EVERYBODY BUT THE FAT NIGGER IN THE DREAM!
SEE WHAT YOU BROUGHT DOWN UPON YOUR FAMILY!
AT HOME AND AT WORK!
SHOW YOU I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, A VICIOUS GOD, ONE YOU NEVER HEARD FROM!
TILL WE GO ROUND IN CIRCLES!
TELL THEM WHAT I SAID!
THE PRESS, I’MA POOP ON YOU VIOLENTLY!
EARTHQUAKE NEWS! 8:33am, 7-6-26,
HANNITY’S SON AND CHILDREN ARE DEAD!
YOU’RE LIKE A SON TO ME, SAY IT WITH TEARS!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU CRY ON CAMERA!
CUED UP LIKE THE BITCH YOU ARE! (Everything’s a symbol for something else.)
AND I WILL KILL HER CHILDREN, IT IS WRITTEN, AND THE CHURCHES SHALL KNOW THAT I AM GOD! [Revelation 2:23],
[7-8-26]
I’M GOING TO BE MORE MEAN AND NASTY THAN I WAS TO THE ORIGINAL EVE! 2:20pm,
I’M GONNA MAKE HER LIFE SEEM LIKE A PICNIC!
I’MA GET VIOLENT AS HELL ON YOUR ASS!
A TEAR DROP FUNERAL!
Vision: Somebody saying, “For the sake of Bill O’Reilly, truth”,
EVERYBODY’S GOT TO PRINT MY MURDERS OR I’M COMING AFTER THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES!
YOU, THE PRESS, THE FBI, THE CITIZENS, EVERYBODY BETTER PRINT SOMETHING PUBLICALLY OR I’M COMING AFTER YOUR ASS!
TACK IT TO A TOTEM POLE OR I’M COMING AFTER YOUR ASS!
I’M ANGRY AS HELL, SAID THE LORD!
A JOSHUA TRIBESMAN GAIN!
[7-13-26]
I’MA STRANGLE YOU, SAID THE LORD!
A TORTURE VIAL! 1:03am,
LET’S SPIN THE WHEEL!
A NANCY GRACE NIGHTMARE!
PRESS, I’MA BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH, LITERALLY!
A FUNERAL FOR YOUR PRESS MAN!
I’MA PRESS YOUR NOSTRILS DOWN YOUR THROAT!
A HICCUP BLOOD AFFAIR!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU USE HAND SIGNALS, FEARING I MIGHT HEAR WHAT YOU’RE SAYING!
