THUS SAITH THE LORD!  I’M GOING TO POKE THE BEAR, AND POKE YOU IN YOUR STOMACH!  BEFORE YOU GET HOME, CANCER WILL HAVE FORMED IN YOUR BELLY! IT SHALL BE ALSO FOR THOSE THAT LAUGHED AT THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! IT IS FOR THOSE THAT MOCKED MY SERVANT, AND CHILD, SAITH THE LORD! I WILL THOROUGHLY BLESS YOU, YOUR NEXT OF KIN, YOUR CHILDREN, YOUR FRIENDS, YOUR ASSASSINS, WITH PAIN, AND SUFFERING!