TAKE THOSE DENIM JEANS AND TIE THEM AROUND YOUR NECK AND THE NECK OF YOUR FAMILY! I’MA DROWN YOU RIGHT IN THE RIVER! I’MA...

A MIRACLE OF DESTRUCTION!  I’M GOING TO GET THE OFFICE TAPE OUT, AND THE GLUE ALSO!  I’M GOING TO SEND YOU TO A TOWN...

AN EAGLE WIN! JUSTICE! BACK TO BACK MIRACLES! GREAT SOCIETY! I’LL SHUT IT OFF AT THE LAST MINUTE! ANOTHER CRIPPLING NEWS EVENT! 10/14/24 (The...

41 DEAD! A PHAROAH NEW MEXICO (2/2/25)! I’M GONNA BREAK YOUR TEETH OUT, CRASH! SAID THE LORD! MORE THAN 4 PEOPLE DEAD, TRY 40...

DOZENS OF HITMEN! SNAP EVERY ONE OF THEIR NECKS! I’M GONNA GIVE THEM (THE ASSASSINS) DREAMS AND VISIONS OF WHO TO KILL! LET’S SEE...