(7 KILLED BUS CRASH)! YOU GOT 3 DAYS TO GO TO THE PRESS OR I’M GONNA BLIND SIDE YOU, VICIOUSLY, SAID THE LORD, AND YOUR NEXT OF KIN, I’M GETTING PERSONAL, SAID THE LORD! DON’T DODGEBALL ME! I’LL FIGURE OUT NEW WAYS TO KILL YOU! I’MA PARK THE NEW TESTAMENT AND THE OLD RIGHT IN YOUR YARD! A BIONIC EAR!!!!! STRATEGY, THAT’S WHAT THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING! CAREFUL, SAID THE LORD, I’LL MARCH YOU STRAIGHT BACK TO HELL. YOU’RE COMMITTING A FELONY! IT’S A FELONY TO IGNORE ME, PUNISHABLE BY DEATH LET’S SEE IF YOU FAMILIES CAN DODGE ME, DODGEBALL PRACTICE! DON’T TRAVEL THE HIGHWAYS, I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE! BEAT YOU DOWN AND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A PICKLE! FLASH GORDON! I’M MOVING AT BREAKNECK SPEED RIGHT INTO THE DUST!
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