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DOWN YOUR JETS, DOWN YOUR JETS, DOWN YOUR JETS! INCAPACITATE THEM ALL, RIGHT IN FLIGHT! I’MA CLIP YOUR WINGS, OFF RIGHT INTO THE SEA! 12:27pm, A DUST BOWL ERA! I’M GONNA MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU AND DROP YOU ON SUNDAY! MAKE YOU CRY ON YOUR DAY OFF! MAKE FUNERALS! LET’S SEE WHO WANTS TO CHALLENGE ME NEXT! 5/13/25

5-13-25
TERRIFIED!
I TOLD YOU!
I’MA SMITE THY ONE SON!
Vision: Man with white hair
I’M GOING TO BLEND 2 AND 2 TOGETHER!
A TU-TU BALLERINA SUIT!
ALBUQUERQUE!
GIDDY UP MY PALE AND BLACK HORSE RIDER,
70 MILLION STRONG!
A KANYE WEST NEW NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO FREEZE TIME ON THIS ONE!
SEND YOU A NEW EPISODE WITH A CHILLING EFFECT!
A BIG TIME MIRACLE!
A BISHOP PATE TIME MIRACLE,
WITH WIGGLESWORTH IN TOW!
A HUMAN DISASTER!
SET YOUR CLOCKS ON THIS ONE!
I’M GOING TO BE ON TIME, RIGHT ON TIME!
A WASHINGTON SURPRISE!
I’MA PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF AT THE PROM,
A GARGANTUAN NIGHTMARE!
I’MA SNEEZE AND GET BOTH OF YOU!
?????? AND STOP ?????? 12:22pm,
AN EMMANUEL OBJECTIVE!
GOD WITH US TO HIT US!
I’M GOING TO BLOODY UP MY FIST WITH YOUR TURDS, MAKE YOU POOP ON YOURSELF!
I’M AN ALL KNOWING GOD!
I KNOW EVERY ONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME!
LET MD PROVE IT TO YOU, SHOW AND TELL!
I NEVER BRAGG, I AM THAT I AM!
CALL YOU, THE POLICE SQUAD!
I’MA FRIGHTEN YOU TO DEATH!
SCORE ONE FOR THE ARMY!
WHEN IT COMES TO ME, THERE’S NO ARMY THAT CAN STAND AGAINST ME,
NONE WHATSOEVER IN ANY TIME OR ANY UNIVERSE!
I’M GONNA MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU AND DROP YOU ON SUNDAY!
MAKE YOU CRY ON YOUR DAY OFF!
MAKE FUNERALS!

LET’S SEE WHO WANTS TO CHALLENGE ME NEXT!
29 x 10!
IN OTHER WORDS, YOUR DEAD!
POOPVILLE IN CHICAGO!

CLIPPING!
I’MA CLIP YOUR WINGS, OFF RIGHT INTO THE SEA! 12:27pm,
A DUST BOWL ERA!

A PAN-ECONOMIC SURPRISE!
I’MA SCORCH THE EARTH WITH YOUR POLICY!
A MITSUBISHI EFFECT!
I’MA DOUSE YOU IN FLAMES!
AN OLDER BOTTLE AND A BOTTLE CAP!
I’MA SLAP YOUR CAPTAIN, SLAP HIS SALUTE RIGHT OFF OF HIS HEAD,
VIOLENT STYLE!
I’M A JACK OF ALL TRADES,
A VIOLENT NIGGA AT THAT!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU GIVE ME A NEW NAME, MR VIOLENCE!
PERFECT IN ALL MY WAYS!
WAKE YOU UP ON SUNDAY JUST TO CRY!
AN IMMENSE DELUSION!
“Let’s stick together and win”,
“He can’t fight us all”,
I’MA KILL YOU ALL!
I PRACTICE KILLING UNIVERSES, YOU ARE NOTHING AT ALL!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU WET YOUR PANTS VERY DEEP!
PICK YOUR DIAPERS AND KILL YOUR BABIES!
I’MA GET THAT BABY GIRL AND BOY!
NICKNAME HIM, MY CATASTROPHE!
ISSUE YOU A NEW TITLE,
DEAD MAN WALKING!
A GARGANTUAN NIGHTMARE!
I’MA FREEZE FRAME YOUR DEATH!
CALL IT MY TERROR SQUAD, I’VE GOT MANY MILLIONS OF THEM,
AND BILLIONS ON TOP OF BILLIONS,
SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE AND THEY’RE ALL COMING HERE!
SHOW YOU I DON’T HAVE TO LIFT A FINGER TO KILL YOU!
I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE!
THAT’S MY SPECIAL LESSON FOR YOU, I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE!

A RED SEA DEMON I’VE LAUNCHED AGAINST YOU!
DOWN YOUR JETS, DOWN YOUR JETS, DOWN YOUR JETS
INCAPACITATE THEM ALL, RIGHT IN FLIGHT!


Vision: Lady’s eyeball, mascara running with tears,
I’MA GET YOUR WIVES TOO,
STUCK IT TO ‘EM REAL GOOD,
RIGHT UP THAT VAGINA LIKE A MADMAN!
I’M GONNA MAKE SURE THEY NEVER HAVE ANOTHER BABY!
KILL THEM ALL, THE WHOLE LINEAGE
SO YOU KNOW HOW VICIOUS I CAN BE IN A FIGHT!
AARON NEED NOT SAY A WORD!
YOU FOOL, YOU THINK I NEEDED AARON, YOU IDIOT?
I’M GOING TO PRACTICE TAKING YOUR ARMY APART,
STRETCH THEM WIDE AND CLEAR!
BREAK BOTH OF YOUR LEGS AND YOUR ARMS!
DASH YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE SCHOOL BUS,
MILITARY STYLE! 12:39pm,
A CATEGORICAL ERROR!
SLIME WILL OOZE DOWN YOUR FACE!
DOWN YOUR WHOLE CASE!
JUST A SETTLEMENT LIKE NO OTHER!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU TREMBLE AS YOU DROP THE CHARGES!
DROP THE CHARGES AND YOUR BACKUP PLANS! 12:40pm,
YOUR A BUCKET FULL OF FORGET-ME-NOTS,
TERROR IN THE WHOLE BUCKET!
MY NEIGHBOR, MY ALLY!
I’MA HAVE YOUR NEIGHBOR KILL YOU,
A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!
A NUANCE KING!
JUST KEEPIN’ IT REAL!
STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES!
RIGHT INTO THE FLAMES YOU GO,
WITH YOUR RABBIS IN TOW!
A MUSLIM NIGHTMARE!
WHO TOLD YOU I NEVER ROSE FROM THE DEAD?
I’MA RAISE THE FLAG, YOU ABOMINATION!
MAKE A TRAFFIC JAM AROUND YOUR HOUSE!
I’M GONNA SPILL THAT GREAT ORATOR
PUT HIM TO AN OPEN SHAME!
NEVER WILL HE SAY I WAS DEAD AGAIN!
HE’S GONNA BECOME MY BIGGEST CHAMPION!
JESUS CHRIST IS ALIVE AND WALKING THE EARTH,
AND MEETING OUT VENGEANCE AND JUSTICE!
A GOD-KING LIKE NO OTHER!
A WALK OF FAME!
A BATTLE AX LIKE NO OTHER!
TEMPTATION DOOM!
I’M GONNA BLOCK THE CORRIDOR OF YOUR HOUSE,
MAKE SURE NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE,
MY 2 WITNESSES ONLY!
I’M GONNA MAKE A MOVE REAL QUICK!
TEACH YOU AARON HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!
I’LL SHOW YOU I’M A GARGANTUAN GOD!
PIERCE YOUR NICKLE-PLATED ARMOR!
THE JOKES ON YOU!
A HOLISTIC NIGHTMARE!
TALLY UP YOUR iTUNES!
A GRAPHIC NIGHTMARE!
A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN OF DEATH!
AN OMBUDSMAN!
A STALE DRIVER!
HE DIDN’T PRACTICE AT BEING AT THE WHEEL,
I’M GONNA KILL HIM ON THE WAY TO DRIVING SCHOOL!
A MENTAL DISEASE, HAVE YOU?
I’M GONNA SCHOOL YOU IN ADVENTURE,
DRIVE YOU RIGHT OFF THE CLIFF,
JUST IN A NICK OF TIME!
A FIGURE 8!
ASUNA DOT COM!
I’M GONNA NAIL IT,
RIGHT TO THE CROSS!
I’LL DRAW UP YOUR OBITUARY RIGHT UP ON IT!
THIS GUY HAS HIS HEART TRANSPLANT!
I WILL STOP ALL OF YOUR HEARTS,
RIGHT IN A NICK OF TIME!
A PRESSURE COOKER EVENT!
A SINGLE NAPKIN IN A NIGHTMARE !
PASS THE BUTTER AND THE DEATH!
I’MA COOK YOU WHILE YOU SLEEP,
OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
PUT AARON DOWN OR I’M GONNA PUT YOU DOWN!
PUT YOU DOWN LIKE A RABID DOG,
THAT HATES ON ME DAY AND NIGHT!
SHOW YOU I DON’T CARE ONE IOTA!
YOU’RE NOTHING TO ME!
A DIRTBAG IN A SUIT!
I’M GONNA EXPRESS MY VIOLENCE RIGHT ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD!
A LOONEY TUNES AFFAIR!
MANIPULATE YOU, I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!
SHOW YOU HOW MY MANIPULATION REALLY WORKS!

PULLING A LEAF!
A GENERAL DIES!
A SATANIC BURIAL
A JOCKEY AND A TOUCHSTONE!
A GREAT VETERAN RULES TO AN ETERNITY!
I’MA SWEAR YOUR PUBLIC IN MY RIGHTEOUS EYE!
CALL IT, “YOUR DOOM TITTY DOOM DOOM”!
Vision: Comedian Bernie Mack,
BE GENTLE WITH MY ARMOR, I’M GOING TO STAB YOU WITH IT!
A CALIGULA NIGHTMARE
Vision: The word, WiIIISeven, all one word,
A POTLUCK DISASTER
FOR THE FIRST TIME YOU’RE STILL AT ZERO!
YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA TERRORIZE GOD?
LOOKING ALL SAD, A SUPERNATURAL NIGHTMARE
A DIZZYING EFFECT
CHALLENGE ME AGAIN
Vision: Orange ball, 2/3 encased in glass,
NEIGHBORHOOD FLUNKY TEAM!
I’M GONNA PULL IT RIGHT OUT OF DARKNESS!
A MASS FIRING!
THREE QUARTERS GONE!
A CONGRESSIONAL RETALIATION!
STILL GET FIRED!
NO EXCUSES ALLOWED!
A BIOPTIC PRISON!
MANY OF YOU WILL GO TO PRISON!
A SCORCHED EARTH POLICY!
A CONGRESSIONAL NIGHTMARE!
THEY’RE GONNA TEAR YOUR STORMTROOPERS APART!
DISMANTLE EVERY SWAT TEAM,
EVERY LAST ONE!
WE’RE A SEPARATE ENTITY, THERE WILL BE NO SUCH THING!
I’MA BLISTER THE NEWS AFFAIR!
HOW DARE YOU AND HOW COULD YOU?
A FOOLERY MISTAKE!
I’M GONNA TURN EVERY STATE IN THE NATION AGAINST YOU,
VIOLENTLY!
KIDS WILL WRITE STORIES OF KILLING YOU,
AND DISPLAY IT IN KINDERGARTEN,
AND SOME WILL CARRY IT OUT!
I’M GONNA TURN THE TIDE FROM AARON STRAIGHT TO YOU!
I’M GONNA MAKE THEM KILL YOU,
AND YOUR FAMILIES TOO!
A GARGANTUAN NIGHTMARE!
A HACKER’S DELIGHT!
I’MA EXPOSE EVERY ONE OF YOUR NAMES,

RUSSIAN GANGSTER STYLE!
TERRORISTS WILL BECOME PALS WITH AARON!
HE WON’T SAY A WORD, THEY’LL KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO!
HE’LL BE DEAD AND THEY WILL STILL BE KILLING YOU,
BECAUSE THEY KNOW I’M STILL HERE!
ALL FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT, SAID THE LORD, DISBELIEVERS TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!
I’M A GARGANTUAN GOD, I CAN DO ANYTHING, ANYTHING BUT FAIL!
EMMITT TILL!
THAT’S WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU IN YOUR CASKET!
I’MA MAR YOU UP REAL GOOD!
A FAMILY EMBLEM,
EVERY WEEK!
NO TERRORIST WILL BE KILLED, NO TERRORIST WILL BE IMPRISONED FOR KILLING YOU!
IT’S GONNA BE A FREE FOR ALL!
YOUR JUDGEMENT DAY IS HERE,
ON EARTH AND IN HELL!
CALL IT DANIEL IN THE LION’S DEN!
TAKE THOSE THAT WANTED TO KILL ME AND SLAY THEM, SAID THE LORD! [Luke 19:27]
THE NEW TESTAMENT PARKED RIGHT AT YOUR FRONT DOOR!
THE OLD AND THE NEW TOGETHER!
THE NEW, BECAUSE I’M MORE BRUTAL THAN THE OLD TESTAMENT!
THE NEW COVENANT, THE NEW BRUTALITY!

Vision: Mouse, computer, over a bullseye,
OVER 200 DETAILS!
INEXCUSABLE DEATHS, SAID THE LORD!
THE PUBLIC WILL KILL YOU DEAD!
NOWHERE TO HIDE AND NOWHERE TO HIDE!
I’M GOING TO EXPOSE ALL OF YOUR NAMES AND ALL OF YOUR BIRTH DATES!
PUT YOUR PICTURE ALL OVER THE WALL, ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES AND ALL OVER THE WORLD,
AND THOSE THAT DON’T HAVE A PICTURE, I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!
MAKE YOU REGRET YOU EVER TOOK AARON’S PICTURE!
Vision: Somebody saying, ” We got to kill that nigga”,
DON’T BET ON IT!
I’MA HAVE HIM ESCORT HIM STRAIGHT TO HELL,
PERSONALLY, SAID THE LORD!
AARON LIVES FOREVER BY MY COMMAND!
THIS FLESH IS NOT A REAL BODY, THE BODY OF CHRIST IS THE REAL BODY, YOU FOOL, AN EVERLASTING BODY!
NOT OF SACK OF DIRT, YOU FOOL!
YOU’RE BUILT OUT OF CLAY AND DUST, YOU IDIOT,
BUT YOUR SOUL AND SPIRIT SHALL BURN FOREVER!
Vision: Small cockroach, like a black beetle, scattering,
GET THAT BABY GIRL,
I’VE TOLD MINE ANGELS!
FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS, FOCUS ON THE FAMILY!
A WIVES NEW NIGHTMARE!
PLAY IT AGAIN SAM!
I’M A DIABOLICAL GOD!
FIRE!
A SOVIET UNION NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU!
A SUPERSONIC MISSILE YOU NEVER HEARD OF,
RIGHT BETWEEN YOUR EYES,
DEVELOPED BY ME, SAID THE LORD!
VICIOUSNESS,
ON AN UNHEARD OF SCALE!
A TECHTRONIC SHIFT IN POWER!
THE UNITED STATES IS NO MORE!
TAKE, LIKE YOU TOOK FROM AARON,
GANGSTER STYLE!
YOUR OLD TESTAMENT, BECOME ANEW!
?????? AN UNHINGED AFFAIR ?????? 2:48pm,
I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR WHEELS APART AS YOU DRIVE!
CUTE YOUR TEETH AND KNOCK ALL YOUR WINDOWS OUT!
A FAMILY PACKAGE!
LET’S SEE IF I CAN’T DO IT 2 x 2 AND 3 x 3!
SHOW YOU I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A PREGNANT AFFAIR, A PREGNANT WEAPON!
THAT SEATBELT ISN’T GONNA DO YOU ANY GOOD!
I’M GONNA PUT YOU AND YOUR BABY IN HELL!
“Babies don’t go to hell”, WHO TOLD YOU THAT LIE?
I’M A BILLION TIMES MORE VICIOUS THAN HITLER,
ESPECIALLY TO MINE ENEMIES!
FBI, YOU’RE MY NUMBER ONE ENEMY, ALONG WITH THE DOJ!
NUMBER ONE IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD, IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE!
THAT’S WHY I’M KILLING YOU!
AN UNCOMPROMISING AFFAIR!
I’M GONNA HAVE YOUR KIDS RUN TO THE BACK OF THE BUS!
TERROR LIKE NO OTHER!
I’MA BLINDSIDE YOU!
A HOME RUN INN!
Vision: Somebody saying, “He killed me a week ago”,
HITLER!
A WEEK IS AN ETERNITY!
OH, NO RELIEF AT ALL!
JUST PAIN, PAIN, AND MORE PAIN, UNIMAGINABLE PAIN,
AND YOU WANT TO FIGHT AGAINST ME!
A WARRANTLESS AFFAIR!
I WARNED YOU!
I’MA PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF AT THE PROM!
DESTROY YOUR PAPERWORK OR I’M GONNA DESTROY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY!
I’M ALWAYS ON TOP OF EVERYTHING, WHETHER YOU KNOW IT OR NOT!
A PURPLE AFFAIR!
Vision: Somebody saying, “You can’t just let them get away with it”,
HOW YOU GONNA STOP GOD, YOU FOOL?
I’M GONNA KILL YOU TWICE AS BAD FOR SAYING I’M GETTING AWAY WITH IT!
THIS IS MY WORLD, MY EARTH, AND I DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT, YOU DON’T HAVE A VOTE OR A SAY SO!
Vision: Somebody popping a top off a jar of jelly or something,

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