5/30/25 9:07 AM
BLINDFOLD
ISREAL
MEASELS
POISON GAS
NUMBER 8
STONE AGE CLASS
AN EIGHTH MIRACLE
A GERIATRIC FORMULA|
ASTONISHNG OUT OF SIGHT!
PINT A TRUCK PENTAGRAM!
A MOLD WAS BROKEN!
A RODEO NIGHTMARE!
SEARED FLESH!
THANK YOU DOJ!
IT’S PRISON TIME FOR YOU!
THAT’S EXACTLY WHERE YOU’RE GOING TO BE GOING!
ABSOLUTELY!
IT DOSENT MATTER WHAT YOU THINK OR BELIEVE!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A CALHOUN NIGHTMARE!
OVER OVER OVER AGAIN!
MANY OF YOUR ARE GOING TO PRISON!
CONGRESS WILL DEMAND IT!
I GOT YOU BOXED IN WHETHER YOU BELIEVE IT OR NOT!
I GOT MY OWN PUNISHMENT FOR YOU!
A VIOLENT ONE AT THAT!
A DESPERATE ACT GOING YOUR PART!
MURDER AND KILL THEM! [9:20 AM]
YOU BUNCH OF FOOLS! I’M THAT ABSOLUTE KILLER YOU LOOKING FOR!
I’M RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE, RIGHT IN YOUR BEDROOM!
A JESSICA SAVAGE NEW NIGHTMARE!
RATHER KILLED ME, THEN DROPPED THE CHARGES!
WHEN I CAN KILL ALL OF YOU, ALL AT ONCE!
A JEREMIAH NEW NIGHTMARE!
I’MA GET THOSE STUBBORN NEW BOSSES!
AND I’M A FRY THE OLD!
THE WORLD WILL WONDER WHERE WERE YOUR BRAINS AT!
THEY OBVIOUSLY WEREN’T FUNCTIONING!
INTENTIONAL DESECRATION OF DUTY.
I’MA MOP THE FLOOR WITH YOU.
MAKE YOU ASHAMED TO PUT YOUR UNIFORM ON.
TAKE EVERY OF YOUR PAYCHECK
AND RETIREMENT ACCOUNT.
“I’MA SEAL YOUR DOOM,” SAID THE LORD.
WRITE ON YOUR FOREHEAD A SCARLET LETTER! [9:22 AM]
PEOPLE WILL CHECK DATABASES BEFORE THEY DO ANY BUSINESSES OR ANY SERVICE WITH YOU
CONGRESS IS GOING TO PUBLISH YOUR DATABASE
AN ANGRY COW, MOANING FROM THEIR DEATH.
THEY’RE GONNA TAKE IT ALL ON YOU, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!
AND NO ONE WILL HELP YOU!
AND NOT DEFY AN ALL-POWERFUL ALMIGHTY GOD!
SOME OF THE EXACT GREAT REVENGE
PUT THE TOOTHPASTE BACK IN THE TUBE AND BLOW IT UP!
AS ONLY I CAN!
WICHITA, KANSAS, STATE MIRACLE
JEWS WILL BE HATED ALL OVER THE WORLD.
AND YOU BOUGHT IT ALL ON YOURSELF
YOUR STUBBORN, SATANIC HEART.
YOU THINK IT’S BAD NOW, IT’S GONNA GET A HELL OF A LOT WORSE. LIKE YOU NEVER IMAGINED
AND NO ASSASSINS ARE GOING TO STOP IT.
PUNCH YOU IN THE FACE AGAIN AND AGAIN
I NEED NO PROPHECY TO MOVE, YOU FOOL.
DID I NEED ONE WITH HITLER?
YOU THOUGHT I WOULD SAY THANK YOU AFTER KILLING ME.
YOU BUNCH OF FOOLS. [9:27 AM]
VISION I HEAR THE DOJ CRYING
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU GET ON YOUR KNEES TO AARON.
OH NO, OH YES YOU WILL, SAID THE LORD
I’M GONNA BURN YOUR THROAT OUT WITH CANCER.
GET EACH AND EVERY FAMILY MEMBER.
I WILL BREAK YOU DOWN
IF HE’S DEAD, YOU’RE GONNA GET ON YOUR KNEES AT HIS GRAVE [9:28 AM]
I WILL BREAK YOU DOWN
YOU WILL MOCK HIM NO MORE
A REIGN OF FIRE.
I’LL SHOW YOU MY FACE WHEN I’M GOOD AND READY
FOR NOW, CHEW ALL THESE BITE-SIZED FLAMES.
A FROSTBITE NIGHTMARE
YAKITY YAK FORM
HOW YOU GONNA KILL HIM YOU BUNCH OF DUMBASSES
VISION, I SAW A VISION OF A GORILLA ASSASSIN. HE WAS LIKE ON A HIGH MOUNTAINTOP OF A BUILDING, SETTING UP TRAPS AND STUFF. ANOTHER ONE OF GOD’S MONSTERS CAME UP AND SNUCK UP BEHIND HIM. IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND OF SWORD OR SLEDGEHAMMER AND SMASHED THE GORILLA HEAD IN.
THIS IS WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOU
AND YOUR ASSASSINS!
I’VE GOT PLENTY OF MONSTERS SENSING YOU EVERY MOVE!
AARON’S JOB IS UP AND I’M TAKING OVER!
LET’S SEE IF YOU COULD SLAUGHTER ME
MY PET PEEVE, GETTING THOSE THAT KILLED ME.
A HUNT LIKE NO OTHER
A STORMTROOPER IS DEAD
“YOU’RE IN MY TRAP, SAID THE LORD
A TRAP YOU’LL NEVER GET OUT OF.
NO PRAYER OR NO SAINT IS GONNA GET YOU OUT OF MY TRAP.
WHERE DO YOU READ IN THE BIBLE THAT THE DEVIL HAD ALL POWER? YOU LYING FOOL!
PER REQUEST
I’M GONNA DYNAMITE YOUR HOMES.
JUST LIKE YOU WANTED TO DO, AARON’S
EXCEPT I’MA GET EVERY ONE OF YOU.
NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE
I’MA GET ALL THE CHARGES!
PUT TWO ON TOP OF TWO ON TOP OF TWO [ 9:36 AM]
WE THE PEOPLE THAT HATE GOD
I’M GONNA SEND YOU A LINK TO YOUR NEW NIGHTMARE.
A LINK TO YOUR GETTYSBURG ADDRESS
A STINK BOMB LIKE NO OTHER.
FOOD WILL BE RATIONED
I’M WHIPPING RIGHT ON YOUR FOREHEAD
JARHEAD
THE FAMOUS DUO.
LET’S GET TO HIGHER GROUND, THEY’RE GONNA SAY
A SIGN THAT I’M ABOUT TO CHEW ON YOUR FLESH!
A SIGN THAT I’M ABOUT TO CHEW ON YOUR FLESH!
AN AFGHANISTAN NEW NIGHTMARE!
YOU THINK THEY’RE IN THE STONE AGE, WATCH WHAT I DO TO YOU!
IT’S GONNA BE EMBARRASSING!
A GENOCIDE LIKE NO OTHER.
I’M GONNA PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF AT THE PROM. EXCEPT I’M GONNA DO A MILLION.
COURTESY, THE DOJ.
GET YOU WHILE YOU’RE SLEEPING
I’M GONNA POKE HOLES IN YOUR NIGHTMARE!
BUST EVERY BALLOON!
I’M NOT A BUSINESSMAN. I’M A VIOLENT KILLER!
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT. [ 9:47 AM ]
YOU THINK YOU’RE MORE VIOLENT THAN HITLER? I GOTTA ACT TOO FOR YOU.
GIVE MY SIDE A BREAK. I’M GONNA BREAK THEIR NOSE AND YOURS, TOO
VISION I SEE DOROTHY, DOROTHY AND THE OTHER PEOPLE SKIPPING IN THE MEME GIF. IT SAYS WE’RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD AND DOWN IN THE FLAMES YOU GO!
DOROTHY WILL HAVE MONSTERS IN TOW.
THEY LIKE TO PARTY ALL THE TIME!
LET’S SEE YOU STOP THEM [9:50 AM]
CANCER WILL MAKE YOU DO ANYTHING YOU CAN TO GET RID OF THE PAIN
KEEP TELLING ME WHAT YOU AIN’T GONNA DO.
A BLOOD CLOT LIKE NO OTHER.
STERILIZATION MUSEUM.
MY POKE HOLES IN YOUR BLOOD TAG,
A SCRAMBLE TO FIND A CURE
LIFT UP YOUR EYES, ANOTHER PANDEMIC IS UPON US.
COURTESY DOJ
WAY WORSE THAN THE FIRST.
I’M GONNA MOBILIZE ALL YOUR FUNERAL TRUCKS
THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS. WE THE PEOPLE THAT HATE GOD.
STUBBORN AND SATANIC
CALLING THEMSELVES THE CHOSEN PEOPLE
TAKE TRUMP RIGHT ALONG WITH YOU.[9:55 AM]
I’M GONNA CANCEL THAT BIRTHDAY AND THAT WEDDING
THAT BIRTHDAY AND THAT WEDDING!
SINCE HE THINKS HE’S GOD
ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS!
F THAT NIGGA, IS EXACTLY WHAT YOU SAID!
I’M GONNA GET YOU REAL GOOD, SAID THE LORD
BRING THAT WHITE HOUSE DOWN, RIGHT DOWN UPON YOUR HEAD, LAUGHING [9:57 AM]
NO PROTECTION STOPS ME.
NONE WHATSOEVER…
ASK BIDEN MR. BONE CANCER.
AND I DO THE SAME TO YOU AND YOUR FAMILY
THE PANCREATIC KIND
THE WORST KIND
IN THE WORST FORM
YOU THINK IT’S AN ACCIDENT THAT I STUCK IT TO HIM? HE REFUSED TO HELP AARON JUST LIKE YOU. I’MA STICK IT TO YOUR WHOLE FAMILY
I’LL SHOW YOU I DON’T NEED YOUR HELP
I’LL JUST KILL EVERYONE.
AND LAUGH, SAITH THE LORD.
A WHIPLASH LIKE NO OTHER
STINGING REBUKE
CANDYMAN ON STEROIDS!
I’M GONNA SEND HIM BACK HERE TO KILL YOU
A LIVING NIGHTMARE
A HUMAN NIGHTMARE
TARGET PRACTICE
A TERRORIST FILE
YOU THINK YOU’RE GONNA OUTSMART ME? [10:16 AM]
A FORMULA THROUGH THE PORTAL!
A FORMULA CALLED DISASTER!
I’MMA INFILTRATE YOUR COMPUTERS!
TAKE THAT PLANE DOWN ON A CUE[ 10:23 AM]
LET’S SEE YOU STOP THIS!
SEND THAT MISSILE WHERE I WANT IT TO GO!
A STRANGE NEW NIGHTMARE!
TURN THAT GUNMAN ON YOURSELF
MAKE THAT ASSASSIN PICK UP THAT GUN AND KILL YOU.
LET’S HAVE SOME FUN STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE
I’MA HAVE HIM HUNT YOU DOWN
BECAUSE HE’S SCARED OF THIS KILLING MACHINE CALLED GOD
I’M GONNA MAKE THAT COMPUTER SAY, “YOU’RE CANCER FREE.”
WHEN IT MEANT TO SAY YOU GOT THE WORST KIND
A NO-NOSE DIAGNOSIS
FOR STICKING YOUR NOSE IN AARON’S BUSINESS
I’M GONNA PUT THE WHELPS ON YOUR BACK LIKE YOU PUT IT UPON MINE
BUT I’MA BE MUCH MORE VICIOUS
A BABY CARTOON CHARACTER.
AND MY SKIN THAT BUFFALO HIDE!
SHOW YOU YOU’RE NO TOUGH GUY AT ALL
RAMP IT SAUSAGE MAKING!
EDDIE’S SOLDIER [10:29 AM]
I’M GONNA MAKE YOUR MILITARY PAY.
I HEARD SOMEBODY SAY, “PAM!”
A PROM GONE WRONG
NEW ZEALAND AT NIGHTMARE
TRUMP FALLS DOWN AGAIN
I’MMA MAKE HIM LOOK STUPIDER THAN BIDEN
NO HOLDS BARRED
RUN FROM THAT EVIL MAN
RUN FROM THAT FAMILY.
IF YOU DON’T WANT CANCER.
I’M GONNA BREAK THE SOIL UPON HIS HEAD
PUT HIM NAKED BEFORE THE WORLD
I HEAR THE LORD SAYING CLEARLY I’M GONNA MAKE SURE
IT’S LIKE GOD OVEREMPHASIZED THE CLEARNESS OF THE STATEMENT.[10:32 AM]
SHOW ME A TEST TUBE, BABY [10:32 AM]
I LIKE TO DUMBFOUND THE PROUD
AND THOSE THAT SAY F THAT NIGGA
THE AUTHOR AND FINISHER OF OUR FAITH.
HE ACTUALLY THINKS I’M GONNA LET HIM INTO HEAVEN
THE CLIMATIC FOOL.
I WILL BURN YOUR FOREHEAD
SEND YOUR PLANES,[10:34 AM]
PLANES WITH AN “S” STRAIGHT DOWN TO THE GROUND!
A HAMAS TREATMENT! A SUPERCELL ACADEMY!
MAYBE NEXT WEEK!
THUNDERDOME AIRCRAFT!
I’M PULLING ALL THE THINGS!
DON’T MAKE ME MOVE FASTER THAN I WANT TO!
I GOT A HEADACHE LISTENING TO YOU SAY, “GOD, WHY WON’T YOU GET THIS NIGGER?
I’M NOT YOUR GOD, AND THERE IS NO OTHER GOD BESIDE ME.
THE LOCAL SHERIFF
A KIDNAP ATTEMPT!
I’MA PLAGIARIZE YOUR EYES
MAKE YOU REMEMBER EVERYBODY PAYS
I’MA STUFF THAT WARRANT RIGHT DOWN YOUR THROAT
AT JEKYLL HYDE SYNDROME
I’MA BUST YOUR MOUTH OUT WIDE OPEN
THAT BUDAPEST NIGHTMARE
LIKE I SAID, I’M GOING TO WRANGLE YOU!
STUFF YOU RIGHT IN THE GARBAGE CAN [10:38 AM]
TWO METERS THICK.
SEE A MONKEY ON THE MONKEY BARS
I HAVE FULL KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYTHING.
I’M A JACK OF ALL TRADES
I’M A JACK YOU UP JACK
I’M A JACK YOU UP JACK
VITAMIN C, IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE
PULL COLDS IN YOUR ARGUMENT
I’MA TREAT THEM LIKE THE KU KLUX KLAN
A KLAN UNIFORM DISGUISED AS A POLICE OFFICER.
AS THE DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
I’M GONNA EXACT A HELL OF A REVENGE
EVERYBODY SAY WHAT DOES THAT MEAN? IT MEANS YOU BETTER RUN BITCH [10:41 AM]
VISION I SEE THEM PUTTING SOME KIND OF STENCILS OR SOME KIND OF STICKS UP, PAM BONDI NOSE IN THE HOSPITAL.
SHE CAN’T BREATHE, SAID THE LORD.
MIGHT MAKE SURE OF THAT.
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU PLAY IN YOUR FUNERAL EARLY.
CHECK BE A GOODOR BILLIONAIRE BE NASTY 10:43 AM??????
I’MA SUPERHUMAN
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU REGRET YOU EVER WORKED FOR TRUMP
VISION I SEE THE GROUP SAYING, “ALL , SAY I.”
LET ME HEAR THAT AGAIN. YOU’RE NOT GONNA DROP THE CHARGES
I’MA DROP YOU A HEART ATTACK!
MESS WITH YOUR TISSUE!
I’LL HAVE CANCER. EAT YOU UP!
A PENNY FOR YOUR THOUGHTS WHAT YOU THINK OF ME
DOESN’T MATTER THE KILL SQUAD [10:45 AM]
I’LL KILL AARON AND THEN YOU TOO!
YOU I’M GONNA PUT IN HELL
YOU KNOW I’LL BRING HIM HOME EARLY
TO A SURPRISE PARADE
GIVE THEM ALL POWER TO COME BACK AND KILL MILLIONS.
I’M READY TO HURRY UP.
HURRY UP AND PUT YOU IN HELL.
FOR DEFYING ME, SAID THE LORD
THAT CROSS MEANS NOTHING TO ME WHEN YOU DEFY ME. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
YOU MIGHT AS WELL TAKE IT OFF NOW
I’M COMING TO GET YOUR ASS.
A NEW STORM TROOPER!
I’M GONNA DO YOU WORSE.
ACTIVATE MY TWIN SYNDROME. GET YOU AND PATEL!
VISION I HEAR, SOMEBODY’S SAYING I AIN’T DOING NOTHING [10:48 AM ]
DON’T BREACH THIS GATE, SWAT TEAM. DON’T BREACH THIS GATE, SWAT TEAM.
I’LL KILL YOU ALL. VIOLENTLY AND VICIOUSLY
GET EVERY ONE, EVERY LAST ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS.
NO MATTER WHERE YOU COME AT HIM AT.
SHOW YOU HOW VIOLENT I CAN BE.
A SNEAK ATTACK GONE WRONG
I KNOW EVERYTHING INSIDE AND OUT!
I WAS AT THE TABLES WHEN YOU MADE YOUR PLOTS
AND ME AND MY MONSTER’S LAUGHED.
AND SAYING, “OH HOW VIOLENT WE CAN BE.”
A NEW ANTHEM FOR YOUR CHARTS.
DELIVER ME FROM EVIL.
A NAF NAF GRILL
A TAYLOR SWIFT BOMB
A WORK IN PROGRESS
AN AFFORDABLE NIGHTMARE
A GOSSIP MANGA
GET YOU AT THE WATER COOLER AND MAKE YOU STAND DOWN!
VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD
NOBODY TAKES OR GETS A BREAK FROM ME!
I’MA EXCUSE YOURSELF RIGHT INTO THE FLAMES [10:55 AM]
A PANDEMIC THAT BURNS YOUR LUNGS OUT
WAY WORSE, SAID THE LORD.
PEOPLE WILL FALL OVER DEAD IN THE STREET,
NO HOSPITAL, STRAIGHT TO THE GRAVE
THE HOSPITAL DON’T WANT YOU AROUND
IT’S GONNA BE REAL, REAL BAD.
LOOK FOR SENATOR SNUFFVILLE!
A TYRANNICAL NOTE [10:57 AM]
TO SAVE MONEY.
AN ADOPTION NIGHTMARE. AN ADOPTION NIGHTMARE
I’VE ADOPTED YOU INTO MY VIOLENCE FOR COMING AFTER AARON
AND WE’LL GET YOU ALL THE ADVISOR AND THE ADVISEE
I’M GONNA PROMOTE MY STORY ALL OVER THE WORLD.
THE JONESTOWN MASSACRE
CRY ME A RIVER.
VISION I HEAR A DRAGON TAKING A DEEP BREATH, A GIANT DRAGON, AND THEN HE BREATHES OUT SOME GREAT FLAMES.
AS HE HOLLERS
BREAKING NEWS
30 TIMES A MONTH [11:00 AM]
2 FAMILIES!
A POET!
UPDATE YOUR CALENDAR!
I’MMA BLEED YOU DRY!
A 101 NIGHTMARE!
VISION I SEE A MISSILE DROPPING STRAIGHT OUT OF THE A STRAIGHT DOWN VERTICALLY [12:00 PM]
DROP FROM WAY UP HIGH.
HE’S VERY DANGEROUS
VISION I SOMEBODY TRYING TO RUN AND HIDE REAL QUICKLY IN THEY’RE REFRIGERATOR.
TOTAL FEAR, I’M GONNA BRING UPON YOU!
I’M NOT GONNA SKIP A BEAT. [12:05 PM]
NANCY WILSON THE CHIEF ARCHITECTURE!
I WEAVE, NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE!
THE WATERY KIND!
FULL OF TEARS!
ALCAPONE!
I’MA FOSTER A NEW EVENT.[12:23 PM]
VISION I SEE A VISION OF TRUMP STANDING BY A HOT DOG STAND WHEN HE WAS YOUNG!
LIKE IN HIS 20S AND 30S.
UNCLEAN, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
A DARK HEART FROM THE BEGINNING
POISONED BY RICHES
I’M GONNA GET HIM, YOU ALL.
NO ENGLISH AND NO NIGGAS ALLOWED
THEN I GET HIM AND SCHOOL HIM IN PERVERSE TREATMENT.
MIX IT TOGETHER!
AN ALI TUNE TO GOD
A SPECIAL NIGHTMARE!
AND I THROW HIM RIGHT OFF THE BRIDGE
AN ASTONISHING FEAT. [12:29 PM ]
ATLANTA
NATHAN
THE GROUP OF FELLOW WARRIORS
I’M GONNA BURN YOU!
FLOG AND BURN YOU!
VISION SEE SOMEBODY STUMBLING OR FALLING. THEN I HEARD THE WORD “EMBASSY”!
I‘M TICKLE PINK!
LIPSTICK. MORE LIPSTICK IN YOUR CASKET [12:45 PM]
AT THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
I CAME WITH THE MAXIMUM PRESSURE!
LETS SEE HOW MUCH YOU CAN TAKE
THE HOODLUMS AT THE FBI!
YOU ALL BE READY FOR ME!
I’LL PULL YOUR BRITCHES DOWN AND BURN THEM!
GET THAT NEXT TO KIN!
VISION I HEAR ORLANDO, SAYING A MONKEY, A MONKEY EXHIBIT!
YOU’RE GOING TO SIGN, BUT ARE YOU GOING TO SIGN IT ON YOUR TERMS?
AND UP END, SOMEBODY SAYS,”NO, YOU DON’T DO THAT.” CONGRESS [12:50 PM]
A BEAUTIFUL SURPRISE!
A MILITARY OPTION!
WE’LL GET THE MILITARY INVOLVED IF WE HAVE TO BUT YOU’RE GONNA STOP [12:50 PM]
A GUCCI NIGHTMARE!
BATTLE PLANS IS GOING AWRY [12:51 PM]
THIS IS A PERFECT STORY!
LET’S PRINT IT, THEY SAID!
A HOOCHIE COO NIGHTMARE!
LET’S DO FOLLOW UP STORIES!
LET’S MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS!
WE ALL VOMITED WHEN WE HEARD YOUR STORY!
IMA MAKE SPACE ON THE SHELF[1:25PM]
I HEAR TRUMP SAYING ALOT OF THEM GOING TO JAIL!
I WASN’T TOLD EVERYTHING UPFRONT AND AT FIRST!
THEN HE SAID ALOT OF THEM!
THEN HE SAYS HE’S GOD IS PRETTY NASTY
VIOLENT AS HELL [1:26 PM]
IMA SPRAY SOME GARLIC ON BREAD
AN IRON DOME FACE [1:43PM]
GOD SERVE IN THE FLESH!
