6/2/25 1:09 AM
TWITTER BOMB!
THUS SAITH THE LORD, “HELL IS ENLARGING ITSELF,
MAKING ROOM FOR THE DOJ AND THE FBI.” SAID THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY! 6:26 PM
IT IS WRITTEN WHEN WE SEE A VOLCANO ENLARGING AND ERUPTING IT IS MAKING ROOM AND ENLARGING ITSELF. HELL IS ENLARGING ITSELF FOR THE ENEMIES OF CHRIST!
AND FOR THE LIARS THAT, SAID I WAS DEAD! SAID THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!
I’M GONNA GET YOU ALL DISTINCTIVELY, SAID THE LORD!
NOWHERE TO RUN AND NOWHERE TO SNEAK IN HELL!
A VOLCANIC ACID ON YOUR FOREHEAD DAY AND NIGHT.
I’MA PUT YOU TO SLEEP EARLY,” SAID THE LORD
DON’T NEED AN ATOMIC BOMB, ALL I NEED IS MY FIST!
I’M MAKING ROOM FOR CONGRESS. AND TRUMP ALSO, SAID THE LORD
A SENATOR’S… A SENATOR’S HELL NIGHT
YOU ARE DIABOLICALLY STUPID!
THAT’S MY NEVER, NEVER LAND. FOR YOU, SAID THE LORD!
GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS TO THE FRONT OF THE LINE!
THAT STATUE’S WAITING ON YOU!
A PUMPKIN HEAD. A PUMPKIN HEAD DISASTER!
I MADE DEMONS PRAISE YOU DAY AND NIGHT FOR NOT DROPPING THOSE CHARGES!
PRAISE YOU AS YOU BURN, SAID THE LORD!
LIKE I SAID, YOU’RE GONNA BEND YOUR KNEE ONE WAY OR THE OTHER! [6:31 PM ]
HE WANTED TO BE GOD. THEY’RE GONNA WORSHIP YOU AS A GOD.
A DEVILISH god.
A SPOKESMAN IN HELL.
I WILL NOT DROP THE CHARGES. THEY’RE GONNA MAKE YOU CHANT IT DAY AND NIGHT AS THEY BURN AND KILL YOU OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
NO STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS. IT’S FOREVER AND EVER, SAID THE LORD
GET ALL OF YOU AND EACH ONE OF YOU AND YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS. SAID THE LORD, GOD ALMIGHTY.
I’MA MAKE ROOM FOR YOUR FRIENDS TOO.
NONE OF MY PREDICTIONS WILL EVER FAIL, AND NEITHER WILL THIS ONE, SAID THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY
I PICKLED BURNING DAY AND NIGHT.
I’M GONNA WRIGGLE UP THAT PRETTY SKIN.
A CASHIS
CLAY NIGHTMARE
6:33 PM LET’S SEE WHO BOSS YOU GONNA LISTEN TO.
IT’LL BE TOO LATE, SAID THE LORD
A SKINNY PEPPER JACK!
A JACK HAMMER NIGHTMARE. I’MA POUND YOU DAY AND NIGHT.
A JACKHAMMER ON YOUR HEAD, LITERALLY. IN HELL, SAID THE LORD.
I’MA BUST THAT CONCRETE HEAD
MAKE YOU FEEL EVERY MINUTE AND EVERY SECOND OF THE PAIN [6:34 PM]
6:41 PM THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN.
I’MA KILL YOU TOO, SAID THE LORD
A DEVASTATING NIGHTMARE
A SCORSESE LIE THAT WAS SWALLOWED!
A HAPPY REUNION IN HELL.
I’MA DUST OFF MY BATTLE AXE
A CHOO CHOO TRAIN OF TRAFFIC. I CAN’T WAIT TO PUT YOU IN HELL
I’MA DRIVE YOU ALL THERE PERSONALLY,” SAID SAID THE LORD
A SCRUB AND A RUBBER DUB!
I’M GONNA HAVE THE DEMONS CHIME IN ON MY ANGER.
I’M GONNA RIP YOU TO SHREDS” SAID THE LORD, “
AND STUTTERED ALL OVER, EVERY DAY.”
I’M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU NEVER DIE.
SO YOU WILL BEG ME TO KILL YOU!
HELL WILL LIVE EVERLASTING, AND ITS FLAMES ARE FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER.
A HORSESHOE CHAPPADE!
I’M GONNA BURN YOU AND THE CANVAS!
BLACK OUT THE NIGHT.
DISCUSS WAR WITH YOUR FOREFATHERS
I’M GONNA BRING IT STRAIGHT TO YOU, SAID THE LORD!
AARON WILL YOU HOPE? AARON WILL YOU HUNT NO MORE?
THE DEFEAT FEE
A KALEIDOSCOPE AND A KERRIGAN NIGHTMARE! 6:46 PM
A FARM AID FILLED WITH FLAMES AND VIOLENCE!
I’MA STUTTER AND PUN YOUR MINDS.
AND INTERRUPT YOUR FAIR AND FREE SPEECH
PICK UP MUCH BLOOD!
AND I’VE JUST BEEN PRACTICING SO FAR,” SAID THE LORD!
MEET MY FIST AND MY MIGHT!
YOUR STATUTE OF LIMITATIONS IS UP! I’MA KILL EVERYONE!
YOU BARKED UP THE WRONG TREE WHEN YOU CAME AFTER AARON.
“THE WRONG TREE,” SAID THE LORD
I’M GONNA KILL THE CALF AND THE COW. [6:47 PM ]
PUT YOU ON MY NIGHTMARE TABLE
AND SACRIFICE YOU TO YOUR GODS, THE BOSSES!
WHAT A FOOL YOU ARE!!
GELATIN, I’MA MAKE FAIR GELATIN
SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL!!
I’M GONNA PUT A CITY STICKER ON YOUR FOREHEAD!
SMASHED THE WINDSHIELD RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR DAUGHTER!
NO KIDS, NO WORRY. I’VE GOT A PLAN FOR THAT!
I’MA SMASH SOMEBODY ELSE’S KID RIGHT THROUGH YOUR WINDSHIELD. SO YOU KNOW IT WITH ME, SAID THE LORD!
I’M THE IMPOSSIBLE GOD!
JACK HAD A NIGHTMARE ON EARTH AND IN HELL! 6:50 PM
SABELA’S TEAM I’MA GET YOU TOO
GIVE YOU MUCH PAIN FOR WATCHING ME.
A STEROID IN A CANCER DRIP
I’MA PUT BIDEN’S CANCER TO SHAME!
KNOCK A WOOD, I’MA KNOCK YOU OUT
PLANET HURON, I SAY!
HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING, EVERYTHING IS GOOD UP HERE!
A SPOT CHECK GONE WRONG!
I’MA MAKE SURE YOU NEVER HAVE A GOOD DAY!
THE CHECKPOINT THAT LIED TO YOU!
AIN’T NOTHING GOOD, SAID THE LORD!
I’M ABOLISH YOUR TITHING TO THE RABBIS!
MAKE YOU CURSE THEM OUT INSTEAD!
THEY’RE LYING TO YOU! I’M GONNA MAKE IT PLAIN THAT THEY LIED!
BY COMING DOWN RIGHT ON YOUR HEAD, RIGHT ON TIME, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GONNA GET THEM TOO, SAID THE LORD!
THE VOLCANO’S MAKING PLENTY OF ROOM FOR THEM
ALL OF THEIR LYING ASSES!
I’M GONNA STRIP THIS STREP THROAT!
A SCORCH YOUR TONSILS OUT!
THE MAGNIFICENT FUTURE YOU’RE GOING TO HAVE 6:54 PM
VISION I HEAR ONE YELLING WAIT A MINUTE. THAT’S MY BOY BURNING DOWN HERE!
I CAN SEE HIM THROUGH THE FLAMES!
I’M GONNA TAKE THAT THAT IS PRECIOUS TO YOU AND MASH IT TOGETHER!
A STENCIL STICKS IN STONE!
I’MA MAKE HER PAY, I’MA MAKE HER PAY FOR THE DELAYING TO HELP AARON. JUST LIKE I’MA MAKE YOU PAY, SAID THE LORD
I’M AN ALMIGHTY, VICIOUS GOD!
6:55 PM A HURON NIGHTMARE
VISION I SEE A MAN STANDING IN THE SMALL WINDOW WHERE AT WENTWORTH. ON THE FRONT PORCH. INSIDE THE HOUSE LOOKING OUT ON THE FRONT PORCH. WHERE WE USED TO LIVE
HE GOT HIS BOTH HANDS ON THE WINDOW SEAL OF THE SMALLER WINDOW ON THE FRONT PORCH
HE SAID, “| WONDER! I WONDER SHOULD I KEEP THIS HOUSE OR GIVE IT UP?”
HE SAID THIS IS CRAZY WHAT I’M HEARING ABOUT AARON I CAN’T LIVE HERE ANYMORE!
I’M GONNA TOSS THE SALAD ASIDE AND KILL EVERYBODY THAT DOESN’T VACATE!
7:02 PM I’M A STARTER HERO. A FORCE TO BE RECKONED WITH.
VISION SEE A DUMPSTER ON THE STREET. IT’S GOT A CLOCK ON IT LIKE CLOCK SAYS AND A BIG ROUND CLOCK ON THE SIDE OF THE DUMPSTER
I’M GONNA DECAPITATE THE ANIMAL!
RUSSIAN MEAT BEARS UPON YOU
I’M A RETALIATE WITH WAR, NOT A SKIRMISH,
KILL A MANY OF YOU!
I’LLET YOUR BOY SHOUT IT OUT
SHOUT “FEST!” I’MA SEE HOW LOUD YOU CAN SCREAM.
!
A 8-BIT COIN
VISION I SEE A PACK OF OSCAR MAYER LUNCH MEAT.” “I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A NOSEBLEED,” SAID THE LORD.
VISION I SEE A HAMBURGER PATTY WITH A BUN ON IT. ALSO I’M GONNA MAKE TWO HAMBURGER PATTIES!
DISTRACT YOUR AUDIO AND MAKE YOU GUESS WHERE I’M COMING FROM NEXT.7:20 PM
A HELMET LOSS, SAID THE LORD. 7:39 PM
THE VAMPIRE
A PUFFY MISSILE.
I’M GOING TO START TAKING THE WIVES, SAID THE LORD.
STOMP YOUR LIGHTS OUT!
HEROISM.
THEY DIDN’T MAKE IT.
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS
I’M GONNA PULL YOUR HAIR OUT
THE UNSTOPPABLE. [7:53 AM]
