9-13-25
VISION: BATMAN MUSIC PLAYING, “NA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA, BATMAN”, 11:09AM
I’M GONNA SCHOOL YOU IN VIOLENCE, SAID THE LORD!
A SHOWCASE NARRATIVE!
CHARLIE 1-2-3, OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
I’M GOING TO PUT THE “CHARLIE” SHOOTING TO SHAME!
I’M GOING TO TERRORIZE YOU LIKE NO OTHER!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU’RE RUN THROUGH THE STREETS WITH NICKELS AND DIMES, TRYING TO GET UP THE MONEY TO PAY ME!
I’MA MAKE YOU CHASE NICKELS AND DIMES! 11:11AM,
MY VIOLENT ERA HAS JUST BEGUN!
MY JOB, TO MAKE YOU WISH, YOU WERE NEVER BORN!
AN EPISODE NIGHTMARE, RE-OCCURRING!
ONE YOU CAN’T GET OUT OF, AND ONE YOU CAN’T RUN FROM!
DEATH AND PRESS IS YOUR ONLY WAY OUT!
I’MA CORNER YOU LIKE A RABBIT!
LIKE JANET JACKSON, “I MISS YOU MUCH”!
I’MA KILL YOUR STAUNCHEST ALLY!
14 MILLION PEOPLE,
ABOVE US ALL!
“I’M SPINNING OUT OF CONTROL”,
A HELICOPTER WITH AN IMPORTANT PERSON GOES DOWN! 11:16AM, 9-13-25,
CUCKOO, CA-CHOO, MRS. ROBINSON!
A NAVAL NIGHTMARE!
I’MA PUNCH YOU IN THE STOMACH REAL HARD,
VIOLENTLY!
I’M GONNA SQUEEZE YOUR JUICE!
AN EPINEPHRINE NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO CHOKE YOU TO DEATH!
I’MA SCALD YOU FOR MENTIONING AARON’S NAME!
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A PANIC ATTACK OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
A MAINTENANCE NIGHTMARE!
THE VERY ISLAND I’M GONNA SINK!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE I BURN THE ISLAND,
SHIPS AND ALL! 11:20AM,
CHIPS AND ALL!
YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME? YOU NEVER DID AND YOU NEVER WILL!
VISION: SOMEBODY RIDING A CAMEL, ARAB WALKING BEHIND THE CAMEL, BECAUSE THERE’S NOT ENOUGH OF THEM TO RIDE,
A TINY TIM HOUSE!
A VETERAN NIGHTMARE!
MITSUBISHI! 11:23AM,
WAR IS AT HAND!
A NEIGHBORHOOD YELL-FEST!
I’M GOING TO INSTITUTE THE DRAFT!
KILL A MANY OF YOUR YOUNG FOLKS,
ALL FOR 15 CHARGES!
I’M A VICIOUS VIOLENT GOD!
I’M GONNA START THE IMPOSSIBLE!
MAKE YOU KNOW YOUR PLANS MEAN NOTHING TO ME,
NEITHER DOES YOUR BACKUP PLANS!
A CONTINGENT FAILURE! 11:25AM,
I’MA MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID, SAID THE LORD,
VERY VERY STUPID!
A HALLELUJAH NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU REMEMBER WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A BABY ALL OVER AGAIN!
I’MA PACIFY YOU WITH VIOLENCE!
A LATE NIGHT COCOA AND MILK DRAIN!
RUN! YOU’RE GONNA WISH YOU HAD OF!
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU 20 TIMES THE NIGHTMARE OF CHARLIE KIRK!
A SECOND LEVEL NIGHTMARE! 11:27AM,
I’VE GOT BILLIONS AND BILLIONS OF LEVELS THAT I CAN GO!
I’M THE IMPOSSIBLE GOD! [LUKE 1:37],
I’LL WIPE YOU OUT NIGHTMARE,
AND WE’RE STILL ON THE SECOND LEVEL!
I’M GONNA MAKE TRUMP CRY ON CAMERA!
CHOKE HIM UP REAL GOOD!
MAKE HIM SAY, “MY BABY!”,
YOURS TRULY, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU SCREAM, “YOUR BABY!, AND YELL!
I’M GETTING READY TO SCALD A MILLION!
MAKE YOU KILL YOUR RABBIS RATHER THAN LISTEN TO THEM,
QUITE LITERALLY, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU RUN THEM OUT OF TOWN!
PROOF THAT THEY’RE NOTHING BUT A BIG LIAR, A BUNCH OF BIG LIARS!
A NUKE FORMULA!
A CHASTISEMENT LIKE NO OTHER!
A VICTORY QUEEN!
A MANIFESTO!
VISION: HEAR THE WORDS LIKE PAPER FLOATING IN THE AIR, “IT WAS AN IMPORTANT DOCUMENT,
THE 15 CHARGES AND MORE”,
I’MA BURN YOU LIKE TISSUE PAPER!
AN ACTIVE NIGHTMARE! 11:32AM,
A JUNGLE TIMES TWO!
YOU FORGOT THAT I WAS THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
VISION: SOMEBODY YELLING, “FIRE IN THE HOLE!”,
A TAIWANESE, TAIWAN NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO STUFF IT DOWN YOUR THROAT,
KILL A MANY IN ONE WHOP!
I’M GOING TO MAKE IT HAPPEN, SAID THE LORD!
CALL IT THE PROOF OF CHRIST! [2 CORINTHIANS 13:3],
I’MA MAKE THE IMPOSSIBLE COME ALIVE!
TO THE VICTOR GO THE SPOILS! 11:34AM,
I’M GOING TO CATCH YOU BY SURPRISE!
A NIGHTMARE GENES AFFAIR!
JIMMY CRICKET!
I’MA CREEP, CREEP, CREEP,
RIGHT OVER YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU SAY, “WHO SAID THESE 15 CHARGES WERE WORTH IT?”,
“THEY NEVER TOLD ME THIS GOD WAS THIS KIND OF TERROR”,
“NOTHING CLOSE TO IT”,
I’M GOING TO BE SO EXACT, IT’S GOING TO FRIGHTEN YOU!
VISION: DAN BONJINO VERY ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING,
“WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO DROP THE CHARGES?”,
“ARE YOU SOME KIND OF IDIOT OR FOOL?”
“I’MA PUBLICIZE IT”,
“DON’T TRY ME”,
“A WHOLE NATION OF JACKASSES”,
“I FOUND A STUPID ERROR”,
“CHARLIE KIRK, ONE AFTER ANOTHER”,
“ARE YOU SURE YOU’RE NOT SATAN?”,
“IT SOUNDS LIKE I’M SERVING SATAN”,
“BECAUSE WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS IDIOTIC AND STUPID”,
“YOU’RE KILLING US INTENTIONALLY, AND IT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR FACE”,
DAN BONGINO ASKING SOMEBODY, “IS THIS INTENTIONAL?”,
“YOU’RE EXPERIMENTING WITH THE FBI”,
“YOU WANT TO SEE HOW FAR HE CAN GO?”,
“HE’S ALREADY WENT MUCH FURTHER THAN YOU IMAGINED”,
“MUCH, MUCH FURTHER THAN YOU IMAGINED”,
I’MA DAMAGE YOUR BRAIN CELL! ?????? 11:42AM,
A POKÉMON FAILURE!
A COWARDLY NIGHTMARE,
OF ALL FAITHS,
JEWS AND GENTILES ALIKE!
PITTER PATTER AND TOES!
A GUBERNATORIAL NIGHTMARE!
I’MA RUN ALL OVER YOU!
I’M GOING TO MAKE CHARLIE KIRK COME TO YOU IN A DREAM AND SAY, “DON’T LISTEN TO HIM, I’M IN HELL”!
STATE SPONSORED TERRORISM! 12:07PM,
YOU THINK YOU’RE A PRO AT WHAT YOU DO?
I’MA MAKE AN ABSOLUTE FOOL OUT OF YOU,
AN ABSOLUTE DIGGITY DOGGONE FOOL!
A SPONSOR TERRORISM NIGHTMARE!
MY RULES AND MY BATTING GLOVES!
A HOMEMADE NIGHTMARE!
GREAT BODILY HARM!
VERBAL JUDO! 12:19PM,
I’M NOT GOING TO ARGUE WITH YOU, I’M JUST GOING TO KILL YOU!
A VISITING ANGEL NIGHTMARE!
A MAYORAL DEFEAT! 12:28PM,
