12/24/25 5:47 AM
SIMPLE MY ITUNES FORMULA!
FORMULA ONE NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO GET 2 IN A ROW!
I’MA TO INCLUDE YOU IN THE VEHICLE PILE UP!
A CRASH DUMMY AT BEST!
STRAP IN! I’M GOING TO STRAP YOU IN REAL GOOD!
A MILITARY COPTER CRASH ! 5:47 AM
A BOONDOGGLE EVENT!
I’MA CARRY YOU STRAIGHT DOWN TO HELL !
A SOMOZA STREET NIGHTMARE !
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU SOME EMOJIS AS HELL!
WRITE MY NAME IN THE COCKPIT !
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU TURN ! YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN THE HELICOPTER RIGHT WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU MEANT LEFT 12/24/25 5:48:56 AM
A DRUZE RABBI EVENT !
I’M GOING TO CONFUSE THE PILOT IN YOUR SKIN ! 5:49 AM
AN UNUSUAL CHASTISEMENT!
5:50 AM A TAKEOFF AND LANDING NIGHTMARE!
A MILITARY COPTER CRASH ! 5:47 AM, A BOONDOGGLE EVENT! WRITE MY NAME IN THE COCKPIT! I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU TURN! YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN THE HELICOPTER RIGHT WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU MEANT LEFT 12/24/25 5:48:56 AM
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