1-1-2026
GRAPES OF WRATH! 5:40am,
Vision: I’m signing my name in digital ink,
THEY KNEW IT WAS YOU! (Switzerland Ski Resort Bar Explosion, 40 Feared dead, Over 100 injured, 1-1-26)
OH, HOW THEY WANT A HOLY TERROR!
YOU CLAPPED SOME STORIES!
Vision: Giant multi-colored Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robot, walking,
A GARGANTUAN NIGHTMARE!
IN AN UNHEARD OF AREA!
I’M SPITFIRE MAD!
A STATE OF EMERGENCY!
YOU MUST HAVE DRIVEN A TAXI TO SERVE YOU!
Vision: “S” on Superman’s chest, but outside of it shaped like a diamond,
MY SOUP KITCHEN NIGHTMARE.
I’M GOING TO BALANCE THE CORDS!
A MAYA ANGELOU MINUTE!
Vision: Ice-T saying publicly, “To think they let this happen again and again”,
“Your own federal government”
“Casualties”,
“That they tried to hide”,
“It makes me sick to my stomach”,
A WORLDWIDE RETRIBUTIONAL FACT!
VIOLENT AS HELL!
Vision: Somebody saying, “This makes you think he’ll is real”,
“And that there is life after this one”,
“It’s got to be, or how could it be so accurate?”,
“What a bunch of fools”,
A 3RD TIER OF VIOLENCE!
LEVELS OF PAIN AND NOTES YOU HAVEN’T DISCOVERED YET!
MAYHEM ALLEY, PROSPECT ALLEY!
I’M GOING TO GET YOU REAL GOOD!
BREACH MY PEACE!
I AM THAT I AM! [Exodus 3:14],
A SKY FAN!
A THISTLE APPOINTMENT!
I’M GOING TO EARTHQUAKE THE NEWS!
I’M GOING TO GO BEYOND FACTS!
I’M EVERYWHERE AT ONCE!
SPLIT UP, I’M STILL GOING TO GET YOU!
Vision: Fat marker thrown up in mid-air, falls unto the ground,
A DOJ PLANE IS MISSING! 6:03am, 1-1-26,
“X” MARKS THE SPOT!
10 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!
A COLD WEATHER EXPLOSION!
PUT THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR!
SEVERAL DOJ PLANES ARE MISSING. 6:05am, 1-1-26,
A GOVERNMENT ALLY!
I’M GOING TO INCREASE MY FORTITUDE AND THE POWERS OF MY MONSTERS TO KILL YOU!
THEY’RE ALREADY BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU!
I’M GOING TO STOMP YOU TO THE GROUND!
A FART FEST!
SMOKE EVERYWHERE!
A ROUTINE EVENT!
I’M GOING TO WAVE MY HAND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
MAKE EVERYBODY AFRAID TO FLy WITH AN AMERICAN!
A STRIPTEASE ACT!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU A PRIORITY!
A SOTOMAYOR EVENT!
“How could they be so stupid?”,
THE SUPREME COURT WILL WEIGH IN!
ACKNOWLEDGEMENT OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
BUT YOU ARE A DEEP FOOL!
THE JEW WILL BECOME HATED ALL AROUND THE WORLD!
I’MA PUT HITLER TO SHAME!
YOU JEWISH RABBIS, LET ME CLOSE THE DOOR ON YOUR ASS!
DEBATING ME, YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN!
DOUBLE FAST!
I’M GOING TO CLEAN YOUR CLOCK NEXT!
GET READY! SAID THE LORD!
A FIGHT-FEST LIKE NO OTHER!
YOUR SWEETNESS!
A CHIP-VAN-HOON ATTACK!
A VOLLEYBALL NIGHTMARE!
I’M PATIENT AS HELL AND VIOLENT AS HELL!
Vision: A decorated horse ran into some kind of wall or something, made him stanc up on his tippy toes with his tear hoof straight up in the air,
TROUBLE IN THE AIR! 6:11am, 1-1-26,
A TED CRUZ NIGHTMARE! 6:11am,
DISCIPLINE ALLEY!
I’MA BOIL YOUR VESTS REAL GOOD!
A TRIUMPH KING!
I’MA BOIL YOU RIGHT OUT OF YOUR VEST!
CANCERIZE THE WHOLE TRENCH OF PEOPLE!
I’MA STUFF IT DIWN YOUR THROAT CHAPPIQUIDDICK STYLE!
Vision: “I’m going to take part of my army here and part of my army there”,
I KNOW EVERY PLAN, SAID THE LORD!
I’M RICH IN KNOWLEDGE OF HOW TO KILL YOU!
A WOLF PACK EVENT!
TRY TO TRAP HIM, YOU’RE TRYING TO TRAP ME, YOU FOOL!
I CAN NEVER BE TRAPPED, YOU FOOL!
I CAN NEVER BE TRAPPED! I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD! 6:14am,
Vision: Song playing, “Let’s get it on”,
Vision: Elvis saying, “Trapped, Caught in a trapped”,
YOU’RE THE ONE THAT’S GOING TO BE TRAPPED! SAID THE LORD!
A MASS CANCER INFUSION!
I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT! I LOVE IT!
A DATE APPLE KILLING! ?????? 6:16am,
I’M MORE VIOLENT THAN VIOLENT AS HELL!
MY REACH IS EVERYWHERE!
A CANTALOUPE ARMY!
Vision: Grench with his hand on a lever,
THE GRINCH THAT STOLE CHRISTMAS!
A SOHOLIDIN NIGHTMARE!
BEFORE YOU WERE BORN!
I’VE BEEN DRINKING GRAPE JUICE ALL DAY!
LITERALLY!
Vision: Song playing, “So wake me up when this is over”,
A NIGHTMARE THAT’S NEVER GOING TO END! 6:22am,
THE DEATH OF AARON CAN’T STOP ME!
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN? YOU FOOL!
A CBS NEWS AFFAIR!
AARON PRICE IS AT IT AGAIN!
OR HIS GOD IS!
AND HE’S NOT EVEN ALIVE!
I’MA PLAY JEOPARDY ON YOUR HEADS!
A MOSES CALHOUN ATTACK!
YOU CAN NEVER KILL MY SERVENTS! THEY LIVE FOREVER AND THEIR POWER IS FOREVER, MULTIPLIED FOREVER!
I’M A JACK OF ALL TRADES!
I GIVE LIFE AND I KILL LIFE!
CANCEL IT WHILE YOU’RE STANDING UP!
FULL OF GOOD AND GREAT HEALTH!
I’MA STERILIZE YOU LIKE JUNE!
A PUTNIC ATTACK!
“Who’s got the contract?”,
I’M LIKE THE SUN, I KILL LIGHT AND DARKNESS! 6:28am,
Vision: Elephant either top hat on, by a small garage”,
“I’m going to enjoy this”,
Vision: Somebody stapling a curtain to a window with a staple gun”,
ATMOSPHERIC PRESSURE!
I’M GOING TO DROP THE CURTAIN ON YOU!
BLISTER 40 PLANES AT ONCE!
AND 45 EXECUTIVE PLANES! 6:30am, 1-1-26,
THATS THE “AN” SYMBOL!
Vision: Somebody asking, “Do you have a foreign language degree?”,
HE DIDN’T NOD AND HE DIDN’T ACKNOWLEDGE ME!
Vision: Somebody rushing stretchers out of a wooded tree area, scuba gear on, no helmets,
ANOTHER GARGANTUAN NIGHTMARE!
A SOUP KITCHEN EXIT!
Vision: A flute going, “Da da da don, Da da da don”,
Vision: Somebody telling somebody else, constructing machines that drills holes, “I swear I’m going to kill you”,
I’M THE 40 JET MEISTER! 6:35am, 1-1-26,
AN AFGHANISTAN NEW NIGHTMARE!
THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO BLOW YOU UP MASS STYLE!
A COURT IMBALANCE!
WHO’S GOT THE REAL POWER?!
A PRIME TIME EVENT!
Vision: Monkey carrying a cut open watermelon,
A CRYSTAL MEYERS EVENT! 6:49am,
