1-1-26, 6:03am
Vision: Fat marker thrown up in mid-air, falls unto the ground,
A DOJ PLANE IS MISSING! 6:03am, 1-1-26,
“X” MARKS THE SPOT!
10 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!
A COLD WEATHER EXPLOSION!
PUT THEM OUTSIDE THE DOOR!
SEVERAL DOJ PLANES ARE MISSING. 6:05am, 1-1-26,
A GOVERNMENT ALLY!
I’M GOING TO INCREASE MY FORTITUDE AND THE POWERS OF MY MONSTERS TO KILL YOU!
THEY’RE ALREADY BILLIONS AND TRILLIONS OF TIMES MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU!
I’M GOING TO STOMP YOU TO THE GROUND!
A FART FEST!
SMOKE EVERYWHERE!
A ROUTINE EVENT!
I’M GOING TO WAVE MY HAND AGAIN AND AGAIN!
MAKE EVERYBODY AFRAID TO FLy WITH AN AMERICAN!
A STRIPTEASE ACT!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU A PRIORITY

