1-15-26 I’M GONNA MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU ALL! AS ONLY THE GOD ALMIGHTY CAN! I’M A JIMMY-RIG YOUR SOFTWARE! GET IN ALL YOUR ELECTRONICS! TURN RIGHT, TURN LEFT! 11:49pm, 1-15-26, MAKE SURE YOU GET THAT KID! A SATELLITE NOMA! YOU’RE BEING DIRECTED BY HEAVEN’S SATELLITE POWER! I’M ALWAYS EXTREMELY ACCURATE! NO DEFENSE AGAINST MY WEAPONS! I’M GOING TO SHOCK THE NATION AND THE WORLD! EVERY TIME!
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