1-24-26
INSTANT WAR! 3:53AM,
STERILIZATION!
AN IMMIGRANT!
THE WEBSITE!
VISION: CAR, SHINNY FRONT LEFT CHROME WHEEL,
NOBODY CAN SAVE YOU! 8:09PM,
HIP, HOP, HURRAY, I’VE DUNKED THE PRESIDENT!
A SMASHED-TOOTH AFFAIR!
SOMEBODY YOU COULDN’T PROTECT HIM AFTER ALL!
A BUNCH OF FOOLS!
THE GOD ALMIGHTY!
I’M USING HIM AS A STEPPING STONE TO GET TO YOU!
A PICTURE OF SOLILOQUY!
AND A VOIDED CHECK!
YOU INTRODUCED EVIDENCE! I’VE GOT EVIDENCE, TOO, AND MINE IS SEVERE AND DEADLY!
MINE MAKES YOU RUN LIKE HELL!
AND YOUR FAMILY TOO!
MY PRESENTATION IS A MESS, BLOOD AND GUTS GALORE!
A PINK BICYCLE!
I’M GONNA RUN YOUR ASS OVER, LITTLE KID!

MAKE THEM CRY, “DADDY, MAKE THEM STOP!”,
I’M THE GOD ALMIGHTY! NOBODY MAKES ME STOP, NOT EVEN AARON! 6:12PM,
I’MA PENCIL YOU IN, A NICK-OF-TIME DEATH!
A SOLILOQUY OF HORROR!
I’M JAM MASTER FLASH, KILL YOU IN A HURRY!
BEFORE YOU CAN BLINK AN EYE!
I’MA JAM-PACK THE FUNERAL HOME!
FBI AGENTS AND A DOJ MESS!
LET’S SEE WHO’S RIGHT OR WRONG!
A DEAD MAMA AND A POPSICLE!

A BAT-A-RAMA NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO NAME THE KILLER THIS TUESDAY!
A FASHION SQUAD!
VISION: ONE-EYED PATCH, PIRATE, PATCH HANGING DOWN, EYE FUNCTIONS NORMALLY, I’M GOING TO DECEIVE YOU AND MAKE YOU YELL, “OH MY GOD!”,
THIS KILLER KNEW EXACTLY WHO I WAS!
A FELLOW TOMBSTONE!
A SHIP-A-HOY BOY-R-DEE!
A CALIGULA NIGHTMARE! 6:14PM,
I’M GONNA PUT THE NAKED TRUTH OUT, YOU’RE STUPID AS HELL!
ROBIN WISE, I’M GOING TO ROB THE BANK!
KILLED TWO PRESIDENTS IN ONE LOAF!
A LIMITED ROUND ROBIN!
GRADUATE!
A STERILIZATION MEANS I’M GOING TO GET EVERYBODY!
YOU’RE DUST ON THE FARM!
THEY ASKED ME TO FIGHT FOR YOU!
MY FINGERS ARE THERE BUT I WON’T MOVE AN INCH!
VISION: PEOPLE STRUGGLING TO CLOSE A FENCE ON A CAR, BUT CAN’T, IT’S FUTILE,
TRYING TO STOP YOU BY DEATH!
I EXCUSE NOBODY!
A VIOLENT HEARING!
I’M GONNA PANCAKE YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW!
A TERRORISTIC ARM OF THE DEVIL!
TWO LEADERS HAS THE HAWK! 6:39PM, ???
HAKEEM JEFFRIES! 6:39PM, 1-25-26,

I’M GOING TO LOOK FOR A NEW NIGHTMARE!
OIL MY GEEK SQUAD!
SMARTER THAN A MILLION OF YOU!
I’MA FIX THE SCORE, 2 MILLION TO ZERO!
SAY YOUR PAINFUL GOODBYES!
BY MANY EYE-POPPING DISEASE!
SOME POPCORN!
TRYING TO EVAPORATE THE ENTIRE REGISTER IN YOUR HOUSE!
I AM “PLANET PHEARON!”
A SICKLE CELL ANEMIA!
JANE FONDA!
UNBELIEF, THAT’S WHAT YOUR PROBLEM IS!
A DEADLY HAZARDOUS THOUGHT TO HAVE!
NO VIOLIN, NO, IT’S JUST A WOMAN WALKING DOWN THE STREET THAT I’M GOING TO RUN OVER!
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A HORROR TIMES 20!
IN YOUR OWN FAMILY!
A REAL NARRATION!
LET’S SEE HOW GOOD YOU ARE TO YOUR WIFE AFTER SHE KILLS YOU! 6:54PM,
IT SAYS, YOU’RE STUBBORN AS HELL!
STILL CHASING AFTER THIS MAN AFTER ALL THESE DEATHS!
A BIG ASS FOOL!
WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!
VISION: LADY SLAPPING SOMEBODY WITH NO AFFECT, GETS UP ON A GALLOPING HORSE,
SHE’S SMARTER THAN YOU THINK, YOU FOOL!
AN AMBUSH ATTACK!
A SET OF EYES YOU DIDN’T KNOW SHE HAD!

THE GALLOPING GOURMET!
I’MA DISAPPEAR YOUR SOLDIERS!
RIGHT IN THE AFTERNOON!
VISION: JANET JACKSON SINGING, “I MISS YOU MUCH”,

MANY OF THEM WILL NEVER BE FOUND!
A PAINT DISASTER!
A DOUBLE HIT MARIANO!
I’M GONNA LET LOOSE ON HELL!
A DOJ FLOAT THE ZILLA! 7:37PM,

