2-19-26
MIRACLES! 7:13AM,
THE BIRD!
CANCER!
A CANCER STICK!
I’M GONNA RID YOU OF THE SURVEILLANCE TEAM, CANCER BUBBLING
THROUGHOUT!
A SAINT IGNATIUS TALON!
THE STIFF-NECKED AND STUBBORN! 7:20PM,
I’M A MIGHTY, MIGHTY GOD!
IT IS I WHO WATCH OVER THEE! [JOB 7:12],
A STORMTROOPER’S DEMISE!
I’M GETTING THEM TOO!
THE US MARSHALS APPARATUS!
A WALKING CANCER STICK!
I’M GOING TO GET THE SUBSTITUTE PLAYER!
CANCER FOR EVERYONE!
MY PLAGUE TO PHARAOH!
I’M GOING TO MAKE THEM BEG ME TO STOP!
A HORRIFIC PAIN!
I’M GONNA MAKE IT HURT LIKE SHEILA JACKSON!
THE BIRD RETURNS IN MASS!
COURTROOM DYNAMITE!
AND THE DC BOSSES ARE A NIGHTMARE!
HE’S MOVING RAPIDLY, SAID THE LORD!
THEY ARE!
A HUNDRED MILLION OF THEM!
I’M GOING TO MAKE ALL YOUR ENEMIES FALL DOWN!
A CATASTROPHIC FAILURE, AN OINTMENT!
PEOPLE AND AGENTS SAYING, “MAMA, I F’D UP”,
“IN OTHER WORDS, DAUGHTER, FORGIVE ME”,
THE MAIN CHASTISEMENT!
I’M GOING TO STINK YOUR CHILDREN UP, ROTTING CANCER!
A FLESH DISEASE, PLAIN AND SIMPLE!
IT’S RAPIDLY SPREADING!
BOILING OVER!
A LUQUID FILM!
YOU CAN’T SAY NO TO IT!
AND NO EXPERIMENTAL DRUG WILL HELP!
NOBODY KNEW IT COULD HURT SO BAD!
NOBODY AT ALL!
I’M GOING TO STINK UP SALLY JEFFRIES!
AND YOUR FIRST BORN!
THE LADY OF THE HOUSE!
SHE STINKS LIKE HELL!
LITERAL ROTTING FLESH!
I WARNED YOU OVER AND OVER!
IT WAS THE PRESS OF CANCER, AND EVEN WORSE IS COMING!
I’M GOING TO ROT YOUR CHILDREN RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE! 7:30AM,
A STINKY CHILD AND A STINKY BABY!
A GROSS NEGLIGENCE!
I’M GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU REAL GOOD!
GET THAT HIDDEN SURVEILLANCE TEAM!
THE ONE’S THAT THOUGHT THEY WERE SECRET!
I READ EVERY THOUGHT!
AND EVERY CLANDESTINE MOMENT!
I’M SICK OF YOU, SAID THE LORD!
A TEMPLE OF DOOM!
A PAIN-MEISTER!
THE SALAD MAN HAS ARRIVED!
VISION: SONG PLAYING, “HIT THE ROAD, JACK”,
A WILD NIGHTMARE!
SHAQ, THE TURNING MAN!
YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN!
A BLACKOUT!
A FOREST FIRE!
I’M GOING TO GLUE YOU TOGETHER!
A HEROIN/HARROWING SIZE!
MY MONSTERS ARE UPON YOU! 7:35AM,
JUST LIKE I SAID!
THE ESPISITO SONG!
NIGHTMARE ALLEY!
A KIDNAPPING VICTIM!
VISION: BOTTLE OF BEER UPSIDE DOWN WITH A YELLOW LABEL,
A SCARE TACTIC!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “I’M TRYING TO DO THINGS FOR MYSELF”,
AN 18 WHEELER!
YOU CAN’T ESCAPE ME!
AND OVER YOUR HEALTH!
I’M GOING TO MANGLE YOU UP REAL GOOD!
LET’S TAKE OUR OWN TEMPERATURE!
VISION: AGENTS TELLING THEIR FAMILIES, “LET’S JUST MONITOR EVERYTHING”,
I’M THE BOSS OF YOUR HEALTH, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU GET WHAT YOU GOT COMING!
VIOLENTLY!
RAISE YOUR FIST AT ME AND TELL ME NO, WHAT YOU AIN’T GONNA DO!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU BEG TO DO IT, BUT IT’S GOING TO BE TOO LATE! 7:42AM,
SO BAD AND SO HARD!
YOU’RE GOING TO BEG MD TO STOP!
AND ALL I’MA HEAR IS SMITE ME SOME MORE!
A GARGANTUAN DISEASE!
HEAR ME SURVEILLANCE TEAM, YOU’RE GOING TO BEG ME TO STOP!
I’MA DOT MY I’S AND CROSS MY T’S!
MAKE SURE I PUT PUNCTUATION ON EVERY WORD BEFORE I KILL YOU!
A HADES NIGHTMARE!
HELL IS EVERY BIT AS REAL!
EVERY BIT ALIVE!
YOU WERE SET UP FROM THE BEGINNING!
AND ABSOLUTE FOOL!
THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY!
I’M PASSING CONGRESS! 7:46AM,
ANYTHING, IT’S GONNA SMOKE YOU OUT, RIGHT INTO THE WHITE HOUSE!
IT’S SPREADING FAST AND IN A HURRY!
A HITTITE BEHAVIOR! 7:51AM,
THAT’S HOW I SEE YOU!
I’M GOING TO HIT YOU SO HARD!
YOU’RE GONNA GIVE MONEY TO AARON!
VISION: BIG COUNTRY HOUSE, IN THE COUNTRY,
I’M ALREADY THERE, SAID THE LORD!
ME AND MY MONSTERS!
YES THEY REPORTED IT CORRECTLY!
BURN YOUR LIPS OFF!
I’M GONNA LEAVE A SCAR ON YOUR FACE THAT YOU CAN’T REFUSE!
LET YOU KNOW, I TARGETED YOU DIRECTLY!
I’M GOING TO TARGET YOUR MOUTH, MAKE SURE YOU GET A FISTFUL OF MY NUCKLES!
A WALLABEE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE IT STING LIKE HELL!
GET ALL THE WAY THROUGH THAT NOGGIN’!
THAT STUBBORN NOGGIN’!
I CAN BRING ANYBODY DOWN, PHARAOH!
YOU’RE GONNA FALL LIKE HELL!
A FRISBEE SCENE! 8:03AM,
THE TORTURE CHAMBER!
CONGRESS UNITED!
HAJEEM HEFFERIES GIVES UP! JEFFERSON SAYING, “THIS IS TOO MUCH”,
NO MATTER WHAT YOU BELIEVE, WE GOT TO GO!
“NOBODY’S PRAYERS HAVE BEEN ABLE TO STOP HIM”,
“NOT ONE IOTA”,
“OR HIS GOD”,
“MAYBE WE SHOULD THINK ABOUT CHANGING OUR RELIGION”,
“IT’S CLEAR OUR GOD IS NOWHERE TO BE FOUND”,
“NOT THE JEWS OR THE ISRAELITES”,
“AND CERTAINLY NOT BUDDHA”,
“UUUGH, THIS IS PAINFUL”,
“HE MADE A FOOL OUT OF US ON TOP OF EVERYTHING”,
A WALNUT FAME, THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD WITHSTAND ANYTHING!
VISION: HAMMER CRUSHING A WALNUT,
THE ALMIGHTY GOD! 8:06AM,
LORD SAID, “UUMPH!”, AS HE STRIKES,
I’M GOING TO PEEL BACK THE LAYERS OF CONGRESS!
SHOW I’M A MEAN AND NASTY GOD!
THE HYPOCRATIC OATH!
MY COVENANT IS TO KILL YOU!
I CAN HANDLE ALL YOUR BABIES ALL AT ONCE!
MY POWER IS NEVER SHORT CHANGED!
AN EPIDEMIC PANDEMIC!
NO PRESS, NO DISEASE FREE!
THE SAME RULES APPLY TO YOU!
AND TO EVERYBODY!
A SOCIAL MEDIA NIGHTMARE!
YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LEAVE AARON ALONE IN THIS FIGHT!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU CRY A MANY A TEARS!
VISION: SONG, “DON’T LET IT BE SAID, TOO LATE, TOO LATE, DON’T LET IT BE SAID, TOO LATE, TOO LATE”,
AN EXPERT MARKSMAN AM I! 8:09AM,
I’M GOING TO PENETRATE YOUR ENDZONE!
A SUPER HALLELUJAH SUPER BOWL ERA!
LIKE I SAID, I’M GOING TO GET YOUR SUPER BOWL! I NEVER FORGET!
THE HEALTHCARE INDUSTRY!
DOCTORS UNITED WITHOUT BORDERS!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “MAKE HIM GO AWAY”,
HOW ARE YOU GONNA MAKE THE KILLER GO AWAY? I’M THE KILLER, THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
YOU’RE A FOOL TARGETING AARON!
AN ABSOLUTE FOOL, I’M GOING TO BREAK YOUR KNEES,
AND PUT YOU ON THE SHELF!
THE HORRIFIC NIGHTMARE MEDAL!
I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU AARON WAS NOWHERE AROUND WHEN I TOUCHED YOU!
I’M GONNA SMASH YOUR FACE RIGHT IN!
A TICKET STRAIGHT TO HELL!
PAIN IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES!
YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT AN ETERNITY IN HELL! 8:12AM,
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “THE MAN WAS CHEATING ON YOU”,
“ALL ALONG TELLING YOU HE WOULDN’T GO TO THE PRESS”,
HE WENT WITH A FULL SET OF DOCUMENTS!
SPELLED IT OUT CRYSTAL CLEAR!
“THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE ALMIGHTY GOD”,
AN ATHEISTIC BEHAVIOR!
“I WANT TO EMPHASIZE, NO OTHER GOD CAME TO THE RESCUE”,
A BUTTONED-UP NIGHTMARE!
THERE IS NO OTHER GOD BESIDE ME! [ISAIAH 44:6],
VISION: LAWN MOWER STARTING UP,
LET’S SEE WHO WENT TO THE PRESS!
STOMP YOU, STOMP YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND!
A TISSUE PAPER ALIGNMENT!
A MIDNIGHT CALL!
“TWO PRESIDENTIAL PARDONS GIVEN, I WANT TO EMPHASIZE ONE PERSON”,
SIX DOWN, SIXTY TO GO!
A WIDE COMMUTEMENT, THE TERROR ZONE!
INSTANTANEOUS! 8:30AM,
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “WE ABOUT TO DIE”,
OH, HOW RIGHT YOU ARE!
I’M GOING TO DO FOURTEEN FUNERALS A DAY!
A COMBUSTION NOTICE!
VISION: BASKETBALL COURT, YELLOW UNIFORMS ON, PASSING THE BALL BACK AND FORTH,
KOBIE BRYANT SHINES BRIGHT!
A HELICOPTER CRASH LIKE NO OTHER!
THEY NOW KNOW IT WAS ME!
A BRUTAL GOD AM I!
A PROFILE PICTURE!
MANY DEAD!
ALL OF YOU!
A DEMON, TO YOU BETTER NOT SAY NOTHING BAD ABOUT HIM!
UNCLE SAM!
“OUR MILITARY JETS ARE TOYS TO HIM”,
PROOF!
I’M GOING TO HAVE YOUR ATTORNEY DISH IT OUT! 8:45AM,
A FAST AND FURIOUS! 9:00AM,
A LAZY BOY CHALLENGE!
“LET’S SEE WHAT WE CAN DO”,
“WE MAY NOT HAVE TO DROP THE CHARGES”,
THE PASTOR OF THE 3RD REICH!
“IF WE GIVE HAKEEM NOTICE”,
TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHERE HIS GOD CAME FROM!
A HOT MESS!
