2/21/26 4:48 AM
THE CHRIS
MANAGER!
A STONECOLD OPERATION!
I’MA HANDLE HIM MONDAY MORNING!
CALL THE NEXT OF KIN!
SAVANNAH GUTHRIE!
I’MA TEACH YOU A LESSON AGAIN! 5:34 AM
A RICHTER SCALE! 9:10AM,
VISION: SOMEBODY SINGING HARRY CARAY 7TH INNING STRETCH, “SHA-NA-NA-NA, HEY, HEY, GOODBYE!”,
I’M GOING TO SEND EARTHQUAKE NEWS THROUGH THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT!
DEADLY EARTHQUAKE NEWS!
I’M GOING TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF THEM, SAID THE LORD!
VIOLENTLY!
A MONDAY MORNING PEPITIDE! 9:12AM, 2-21-26,
I’MA RIP THROUGH THE WORLD!
SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
VISION: THE PUBLIC SAYING, “I WILL KILL YOU!”,
AND THEY MEAN IT, SAID THE LORD!
AND THEY’RE GOING TO CARRY IT OUT!
QUITE LITERALLY, SAID THE LORD!
I NEVER LIE!
A DOUBLE DIGIT HIT! 9:14AM,
PUBLIC BLOOD IN THE STREETS!
I’MA MAKE YOU RUN LIKE HELL!
WAY WORSE THAN YOU THOUGHT AARON WOULD RUN FROM YOU!
I’M A VIOLENT ASS GOD!
A STETHOSCOPE NIGHTMARE! 9:15AM,
I’M GOING TO CLEAN YOUR ARTERIES OUT REAL GOOD!
GET THAT HIDDEN GUNK OUT, SAID THE LORD!
AND THAT STUBBORN JEWISH TRIBE!
I’MA PUT YOU TO SUPER SHAME!
A NET WORTH OF ZERO!
QUITE LITERALLY, SAID THE LORD! I’M GOING TO FREEZE YOUR BANK ACCOUNTS PERSONALLY, PRIVATELY, AND PUBLICLY!
PUT YOU IN THE BREAD AND SOUP LINE!
LIKE YOU TRIED TO DO TO AARON!
I’M GOING TO STARE YOU DOWN WITH THE FIST OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’M GOING TO KILL MANY OF YOU,
IF NOT ALL, SAID THE LORD!
A FROZEN IN TIME NIGHTMARE!
ALI AKBAR, OH ALI NIGHTMARE!
A FRINGE BOMB ATTACK FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART! LET’S SEE HOW SMART YOU ARE WHEN I KICK YOUR ASS! 9:18AM,
VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD!
A TRUMP DEMISE!
A RAT-A-TAT-TAT RAPID ATTACK!
A GUTHERIE ATTACK TIMES A MILLION TIMES A BILLION!
EVERYTHING’S A SYMBOL FOR SOMETHING ELSE!
AND I’M GONNA GET YOUR ASS REAL GOOD, SAID THE LORD!
THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT NO MORE!
I’M GOING TO FREAK YOU OUT RIGHT OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE RIGHT INTO THE DIRT, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GONNA SMASH YOUR PLANE UP REAL GOOD!
MAKE EVERYBODY ELSE RUN LIKE HELL!
I’M GOING TO TAKE A MANY PLANES DOWN VIOLENTLY!
OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, AND NOBODY CAN TOUCH ME! 9:20AM,
SILENCE AARON, I’M GOING TO SILENCE YOU ALL VIOLENTLY!
A WAKEUP NIGHTMARE!
I’MA POISON YOUR PLANET!
LEAVE YOU STARRY-EYED AND STUPID!
LIKE YOU SAID TO AARON, HOW COULD YOU?
I’M GONNA MAKE SURE I CRACK THAT SKULL,
AND TEAR THAT ROUGH HIDE APART!
I’M GOING TO DELUGE YOU WITH NIGHTMARE AFTER NIGHTMARE!
A SNIPER ALLEY FROM OTHER COUNTRIES!
WHOLESALE EAR AGAINST THE DOJ AND FBI!
PHYSICALLY, MENTALLY, SOCIALLY, AND PRIVATELY, I’M GOING TO GET EVERY ONE OF YOUR KIDS TOO!
KILL THEM IN THE STREETS LIKE A DEAD DOG!
A LEGALIZED NIGHTMARE!
FROM ALL OVER THE COUNTRY AND ALL OVER THE WORLD! 9:22AM,
AND NOTHING YOU DO TO AARON WILL STOP ME FOREVER! I’M GOING TO BURN YOU IN HELL FOREVER AS WELL!
AN ETERNITY FOR YOU ALL!
THINK I CAN’T DO IT? WHERE’S YOUR GOD AND WHERE’S YOUR POWER!
HE GOT LOST FOR THE LAST SEVERAL YEARS!
LOST IN HELL FOREVER!
I’M GOING TO TAKE YOU TO THAT HELL THAT YOU THINK DIDN’T EXIST, THAT I CREATED, SAID THE LORD! NOT YOUR JEWISH LIARS!
I’MA LET YOU KNOW I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, AND BEFORE ABRAHAM WAS, I AM! [JOHN 8:58],
I’M GOING TO PROVE IT TO YOU!
SLAY YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS RIGHT IN THE COURTROOM!
STAND UP IN COURT, I’M GOING TO STAND YOU DOWN IN HELL! I’MA WALK RIGHT INTO YOUR DAUGHTER’S BEDROOM AND SLASH THEIR THROAT, SAID THE LORD! 9:24AM,
A SAVANNAH GUTHERIE NIGHTMARE FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’M A SILENT KILLER LIKE NO OTHER!
I NEED NO HITMAN, I AM THE HITMAN!
HAVEN’T YOU WATCHED ME ALL THESE YEARS? A SHADOW OF MY POWER! NOW I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE REAL THING, SAID THE LORD! THE REAL FIST, SAID THE LORD!
A DUNGEON AND DRAGONS NIGHTMARE!
A HELP ME NIGHTMARE!
I’MA SILENCE YOU LIKE JIM JONES!
THE CODE OF SILENCE!
THE PUBLIC IS GOING TO KILL YOU, LITERALLY, SAID THE LORD!
HIDING MY MURDERS, WE’LL SEE ABOUT THAT!
I’M GOING TO HIDE YOU IN THE COMPARTMENT OF MY HELL!
A BURNING NIGHTMARE!
A DING DONG DINGBAT!
HOW STUPID COULD YOU BE? 9:27AM,
AIN’T THAT WHAT YOU SAID TO AARON?
I’M GOING TO CLOCK YOU OUT WORSE THAN THE POPE!
A TIMING NIGHTMARE, I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU HOW SKILLFUL YOU CAN BE!
A PRODUCE WHIPPING!
I’MA SLASH AND EAT YOU!
LITERALLY, SAID THE LORD!
A TRUMPAZOID NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO SCARE THE HELL OUT OF HIS WHOLE FAMILY!
VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD!
A SHEER NIGHTMARE!
DUST THOU ART AND DUST SHALL THOU RETURN! [GENESIS 3:19],
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU RUN FROM THE WHITE HOUSE!
AND FROM AARON!
A SUSTAINED ATTACK!
VISION: TRUMP SAYING, “GEEZE, WHAT DO WE DO?”,
RUBIO SAYING, “YOU BETTER RUN LIKE HELL!”,
“THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN DO”,
“THIS IS THE ALMIGHTY GOD!”,
SCREAMING FROM HELL!
I’M GOING TO PUT YOU AND YOUR RELIGION TO SHAME!
SHOW YOU THERE IS NO OTHER GOD BESIDE ME! [ISAIAH 44:6],
AN ANTHONY HILL NIGHTMARE!
HE’S SCARED AS HELL RIGHT NOW!
“HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME, RIGHT AFTER TALKING TO AARON LIKE THAT?”,
“THIS HAS GOT TO BE GOD”,
A SYMBOL AND A SIGNAL!
I HAVE RIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TIMING!
“HE SAID HE WAS GOING TO PROVE IT TO ME”,
“I FEEL MISERABLE”,
“LIKE I’M READY TO DIE”,
“WHAT KIND OF POWER DOES THIS MAN HAVE?”,
“TO SAY THINGS AND IT INSTANTLY COMES TO PASS”,
“I THOUGHT THE PLANE DOWN WAS A FLUKE”,
“I’LL NEVER LAUGH AGAIN”,
“UNLESS I’M TRYING TO KILL MYSELF”,
A JESUIT NIGHTMARE! 9:33AM,
“WE THOUGHT OUR GOD WAS GOD, BUT HE’S SHOWN US NO MIRACLES, NOT A ONE”,
A STUFF STOCKING!
FULL OF FISTS AND DEADLY POISON!
AND A BUNCH OF PLANES CRACKED UP!
A POISON GIFT FROM GOD!
“I THOUGHT FOR CERTAIN OUR GOD WAS GOD, BUT WHAT IS THIS?”,
“A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET EVERY DAY”,
A SCALDING LIKE NO OTHER!
“HE SAID WE’RE PHARAOH? I’M STARTING TO THINK WE ARE”,
A SCALDING LIKE NO OTHER!
“MY FEET ARE FROZEN, AND I CAN’T RUN”,
“AND I CAN’T DROP THE CHARGES”,
“HE’S PLAYING AND TOYING WITH US. IT’S CLEAR HE COULD KILL US ALL IN ONE WHOP”,
A STUDEBAKER NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO BAKE YOU REAL GOOD, SAID THE LORD!
GOOD N’ PLENTY! 9:36AM,
I’M A TERRORISTIC GOD!
THE GOD I HID FROM YOU WHILE I WAS ON THE CROSS!
IT IS FINISHED! YOU ARE FINISHED, SAID THE LORD!
FOR THOSE THAT DON’T BELIEVE IN ME, I’M GOING TO CRACK THEIR SKULL!
VIOLENTLY, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE A BELIEVER OUT OF YOU, IN HELL AND IN THE LAKE OF FIRE, WHERE THE BEAST AND FALSE PROPHET ARE! YOU ARE THE FALSE PROPHET! [REVELATION 19:20, REVELATION 20:10],
GOLIATH AGAINST AARON!
ALL MONEY IS MINE, SAID THE LORD!
AND I GIVE IT TO WHO I WANT TO!
YOUR KAWS MEAN ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO ME, THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’M GOING TO VIOLENTLY KILL YOUR BABIES, AND THAT BABY GIRL!
SNIP, SNIP, QUADRUPLE, THE QUADRUPLE SURGERY!
I’M GOING TO TRY TO GET ALL THE CANCER,
AND I’M GONNA FAIL MISERABLY, SAID THE LORD! 9:40AM,
A GREY’S ANATOMY NIGHTMARE OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
A STRATOSPHERIC STATISTICAL NIGHTMARE!
“WHERE DID THIS GOD COME FROM?”,
HE DIED ON THE CROSS, OR SO YOU THOUGHT!
I HAVE RISEN AND I’M ALIVE FOREVERMORE, TO KILL YOU, SAID THE LORD! [MATTHEW 28:7, ACTS 17:3],
“TO KILL ME?”, YOU DUMB ASS!
STUPIDY!
MR. AND MRS. STUPIDITY!
I’M GOING TO HIDE YOU IN THE CLOSET IN HELL!
A JAM-PACKED NIGHTMARE!
A RAT-A-TAT-TAT SQUARE!
A POISON SKIN!
A FLOW FROM SOUTH SIDE!
I’MA JIGGLE, JIGGLE, JIGGLE THE JET! 9:46AM, 2-21-26,
I’M SHOCKING THE HELL OF OF TMZ!
A NEW NIGHTMARE EVERY DAY!
VISION: HARVEY LEVIN SAYING, “HOW COULD THIS BE?”,
“THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE”,
“I CAN’T BELIEVE MY EYES”,
“AND THE FBI HID THIS?”,
“I’M ABSOLUTELY LIVID, LIVID!”,
“I’M GONNA DECLARE FULL SCARE WAR AGAINST THE FBI, DOJ”,
“I’M GOING TO DO EVERYTHING I CAN TO PULL THEM DOWN”,
“OUR HEROES ARE THE KILLER”,
“ON AND ON AND ON IT GOES, PURE MURDER AND HATRED”,
YOU COULD HEAR IT IN HIS VOICE,
“A SHAKESPEARE NIGHTMARE”,
“RHYMING AND JOKING AS HE KILLS”,
“AND THE FBI SAID NOTHING”,
“ABSOLUTELY NOTHING”,
“THEY DESERVE TO BE MURDERED”,
A PUBLIC OUTCRY! 9:49AM,
THE FREEZING OF YOUR FUNDS IS THE LEAST OF YOUR WORRIES, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU RUN LIKE HELL, SCARED LIKE HELL!
I’M GOING TO SCARE YOUR SONS AND DAUGHTERS TO DEATH, QUITE LITERALLY! I’M GOING TO PUBLISH ALL NAMES EVERYWHERE AROUND THE WORLD, SONS AND DAUGHTERS MOTHERS AND FATHERS!
A DICKENS NIGHTMARE!
THE SCOPE TRIAL!
A DANDELION SPECIAL!
STRAIGHT FROM GOD!
I TOLD YOU I WAS A DIABOLICAL GOD!
AND YOU LAUGHED!
I’M GONNA HIT YOU HARD AS HELL!
A SOUP AND SALAD NIGHTMARE!
THE FRIENDLY SKIES NO MORE!
I’M GOING TO DROP TWO PLANES AT ONCE! 9:51AM, 2-21-26,
A FRIDAY/FRY-BABY NIGHTMARE!
SHOW YOU HOW SKILLFUL I CAN BE, A 2 FOR 1 SPECIAL!
I’M GOING TO FREAK YOU OUT, SAID THE LORD!
I’M ACCURATE AS HELL!
I’MA KILL ANTHONY BAY! 9:53AM, 2-21-26,
A TWO-FOR-ONE SPECIAL!
A FLOW-RIDA NIGHTMARE!
A FAT ATTACK!
A GRIEVING NIGHTMARE!
A TRIGGERED NIGHTMARE!
I’MA GET THAT BABY GIRL!
VISION: MUHAMMED ALI SAYING, “I’M THE ALL TIME GREATEST”,
A CASSIUS CLAY NIGHTMARE!
A SOAP SUICIDE!
A SLIPPERY ROAD NIGHTMARE!
I’MA JETTISON YOUR SKIS!
SLIDE YOU STRAIGHT INTO THE MOUNTAIN!
A HOPE WANNABEE!
A MISSILE ATTACK LIKE NO OTHER! 9:59AM,
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU STAND DOWN VIOLENTLY!
A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL!
A NO MEAT EXPRESS!
SUICIDE FOR YOU, YOU BETTER HAVE MEAT FOR AARON,
AND HIS FAMILY!
TAKE IT OUT OF YOUR OWN HOUSE, BUT YOU BETTER HAVE MEAT! [MATTHEW 24:45, LUKE 12:42]
A STEAK SUICIDE!
A STEAK KNIFE THROUGH YOUR HEART, FBI, DOJ!
I’M GOING TO PLAN YOUR SUICIDE EARLY!
MAN UP!
A MAN’S REAL NIGHTMARE!
I’MA BREAK SUICIDE IN ONE!
A THUNDERDOME NIGHTMARE! 10:05AM,
A HAND MAIDEN’S POLICY!
A RACK-EM-UP NIGHTMARE!
IT IS WRITTEN, THOU SHALL NOT KILL THE SON!
THOU SHALL NOT KILL AARON!
IT’S WRITTEN IN STONE AND IN HEAVEN!
I’MA DANCE AROUND YOUR GRAVE!
FOR THOSE THAT WOULD NOT HAVE HIM RULE OVER YOU! [LUKE 19:27],
I’VE GIVEN HIM THIS PLANET AS A DISGUISE BEFORE TIME BEGAN! 10:09AM,
TO DISGUISE MY REAL INTENTIONS!
TO WHOLE-HEARTEDLY KILL YOU! READ REVELATION!
AND I’M JUST GETTING STARTED, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO PUT REVELATION TO SHAME!
I WALK AMONG THE TOMBSTONES!
A WEBEX NIGHTMARE!
I WARNED YOUR DUMBASS!
A DISCOVERY NIGHTMARE!
AN INFLUENTIAL PAIN!
A PHONE CALL NIGHTMARE!
A CALIBER NIGHTMARE! 10:20AM,
