2-26-26
VISION: GIANT BUILDING CATCHES ON FIRE, FOLDS IN HALF INTO A SIT-DOWN POSITION AS IT FALLS,
VISION: CONGRESSIONAL WHITE DOME CATCHES ON FIRE, BEGINS TO FALL AWAY,
MODERN LIES! 12:51AM,
I’M GONNA MELT YOU LIKE THE WICKED WITCH!
YOU AND YOUR INFRASTRUCTURE!
DOZENS DEAD!
A CHEAP MOTEL FIRE!
A STATISTICIAN’S NIGHTMARE!
IMPOSSIBLE FOR THIS TO HAPPEN!
I’M THE IMPOSSIBLE GOD!
STOP SELLING WOLF TICKETS ABOUT WHAT YOU’RE GOING TO DO TO AARON!
BECAUSE I’M GOING TO KILL YOUR WHOLE FAMILY, CONGRESS!
VIOLENTLY!
THE WHOLE TRIBE!
AS THE STORY GOES, I OWN EVERYTHING, SO I’LL BURN IT DOWN! 12:57AM,
YOU OWN NOTHING, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! YOU’RE A GUEST ON MY PLANET, BITCH!
IF YOU OWNED ANYTHING, WHY DO YOU DIE? YOU ARE A FOOL!
A STRATEGIC NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO GET YOUR ASS REAL GOOD!
HAKEEM JEFFERIES, I’M GOING TO BURN YOU TOO!
SMOKE AND FIRE OUT IF NOWHERE, IN YOUR OWN HOUSE!
A BUNCH OF MISFITS IN THE CLOSET!
AND YOU THINK YOU’RE STRAIGHT UP THE TRUTH!
A MISFIT IN MY PLAY!
BORN TO DIE!
A MISFIT CALCULATION THAT YOU COULD HANDLE AARON!
BUT YOU FORGOT I WAS THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’M GOING TO BURN YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN TOGETHER ON EARTH AND IN HELL! 1:01AM,
TRAP YOU IN EARTH, ONE-ON-ONE!
I’MA TRAP YOU ON THE 101 FREEWAY!
BURN YOU LIKE HELL, THEN BURN YOU IN HELL!
A GHOST FUNERAL!
I GOT MY CHASTISEMENT BELT OUT!
THE FRUIT OF YOUR LABOR, I’M GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU!
YOUR ASS AIN’T NEVER GETTING INTO HEAVEN, CONGRESS!
NO MATTER WHAT THAT LYING PASTOR AND RABBI TOLD YOU!
WHERE HAS HIS ASS BEEN AT THESE PAST 15 YEARS?
THE STALLWORTH MUSEUM!
LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND IN THE FIRE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE I GET WHO I WANT TO GET!
TYPICAL PHARAOH-LIKE BEHAVIOR, YOU’RE ONE IN THE SAME! 1:05AM,
A DONALD TRUMP WANNABE!
A JET SKI MASK!
I’M GOING TO CAPTURE YOU SEVERAL TIMES!
A SAVANNAH GUTHERIE NIGHTMARE!
A CROWN OF THORNS FOR YOU!
AFTER TODAY!
I’MA BOIL YOUR DAUGHTER’S BRAINS OUT!
JUST LIKE I DID SHEILA JACKSON’S STOMACH!
I’M GONNA TAKE TURNS SWAPPING YOU IN THE DIRT!
MAKE MY CONGRESS ROUNDS!
THE CHILDREN, CHILI HOT PEPPER!
LET’S USE THE THREE FIRST LETTERS AGAIN!
A CHILLING OUTCOME!
YOU ARE A FOOL TO LISTEN TO YOUR ADVISORS AND THE FBI!
I’M BOILING THEIR CHILDREN TOO!
A SAIGON NIGHTMARE!
A NAPALMB BOMB IN YOUR BRAIN! 1:08AM,
I’M GOING TO ENVELOP YOU!
THE BATTLE AXE PNEUMONIA!
I SUSPECT YOU STILL DON’T WANT TO HEEL!
I’MA WILD OUT LIKE ERKLE!
GET OUT MY PHILLIPS SCREWDRIVER!
I’MA TWIST AND TURN YOUR BRAINS INSIDE OUT!
I’M GOING TO DIG VERY DEEP INTO YOUR CHILDREN’S SKULL!
I’MA ALSO GET THAT NEXT OF KIN!
MAKE YOU WATCH IN HORROR, AND THEN DO IT TO YOU, OR MAYBE I’LL DO YOUR ASS FIRST!
A TURNAROUND!
YOU BITCHES NEVER GET THE MESSAGE!
NEITHER DO YOU FBI, DOJ, JESSICA SAVAGE!
I’M GOING TO TEACH YOU A LESSON YOU’LL NEVER FORGET!
IT’S STORY TIME, CREEPY HOLLOW! 1:13AM,
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU BACK DOWN! I’M GOING TO THROW YOU DOWN, VIOLENTLY!
HEAR ME SURVEILLANCE TEAM, I’M GOING TO THROW YOUR ASS DOWN VIOLENTLY!
BLOODY KETCHUP MIXED TOGETHER!
I’M GOING TO EAT YOU ALL!
KETCHUP TUESDAY!
AN ADAM’S APPLE EVENT!
I’MA REFRAIN FROM PUTTING A KNOT UP SIDE YOUR HEAD, AND DRILL, BABY, DRILL INSTEAD!
I’M GOING TO DRILL YOUR EYES, NOSE, AND THROAT IN THE BACK OF YOUR HEAD, YOU DUMMY!
SNATCH YOUR LIFE AWAY!
A HAMBURGER HELP ITEM!
HEY HAMBURGER HEAD!
I’MA GROUND THE BEEF THICK!
BECAUSE YOUR STUBBORNNESS IS THICK AS HELL!
MARCO RUBIO: “WHAT DID HE SAY?”,
“I’MA CANCERIZE, KILL HIS WHOLE FAMILY”, THAT’S WHAT HE SAID”,
FOR BEING SMART!
TELL YOUR WIFE WHAT I SAID! 1:17AM,
NO WAIT, I’LL TELL HER, MATTER OF FACT, ILL SHOW HER DUMB-ASS!
A BEEF STICK MANIA!
MARCO RUBIO THE FOOL!
YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE THE CANDLESTICK OF THE WHITE HOUSE!
I’M GONNA BURN YOU AND THE WHITE HOUSE DOWN!
TAKE YOUR PLANE DOWN IN A PLANE CRASH!
MAKE YOUR WIFE AND FAMILY WEEP A MANY OF TEARS,
WHILE YOU BURN IN HELL!
A MILITARY JET DOWN! 1:18AM, 2-26-26,
AN ESCORT DOWN!
A JOB NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO SCRAPE YOUR SCABS OFF THE CONCRETE!
WATER YOU DOWN WITH THE WATERING HOSE!
WHAT A MESS, SAID THE LORD!
A CALCULATING DISASTER! 1:20AM,
YOU CAN’T WIN AGAINST ME NO KIND OF WAY, YOU FOOLS!
I GOT ETERNITY, AND YOU THINK YOU GOT YEARS TO LIVE!
I’M GOING TO MEET YOU ON JUDGEMENT DAY, AND ME ONLY!
THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!
ANGRY AS HELL!
A BOARDERLESS NIGHTMARE!
“WHERE DOES GOD COME FROM?”,
I WAS WAITING ON YOU TO TAKE ON AARON!
THAT’S WHERE I CAME FROM!
MY CHILD, MY ONLY CHILD!
BECAUSE HE HAS GIANT FAITH IN ME!
HE NEVER HITS THE PANIC BUTTON!
HE JUST SAYS, IT’S IMPOSSIBLE FOR GOD TO LIE!
VISION: ASSASSIN REPORTING BACK SAYING, “I CAN’T GET TO THIS MAN, I SHOT 30 TIMES”!
I’M NOT GOING TO LET GO OF THE HOUSE!
IT’S JUDGEMENT DAY!
I’M GOING TO BE BRUTAL, BRUTAL, SAID THE LORD! 1:53AM,
BRUTAL TO YOUR CHILDREN!
VISION: GROUP OF CHILDREN PLAYING, ONE OF THE CHILDREN WERE DISGUISED, TURNED INTO A LEOPARD AND STARTED EATING THE OTHER CHILD, THE CHILD WAS SCREAMING, EVERYONE WAS IN HORROR AS THE LEOPARD MUNCHED DOWN ON THE CHILD,
I’MA BREAK BRUTAL RECORDS!
AN ELECTRICAL SITUATION!
A LIMITED PIZZA RUN!
TRY TO OUT STRATEGIZE ME, YOU FOOL!
I’M GOING TO KILL ALL YOUR CHILDREN,
IN THE HOUSE AND OUTSIDE THE HOUSE!
I’M GOING TO COLLUDE WITH THE DEVIL AND AMBUSH YOU!
LIKE YOU AMBUSHED AARON WITH THE CHARGES!
EVEN THOUGH HE KNEW THEY WERE COMING FROM THE BEGINNING!
YOU JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE SURPRISING HIM! I TOLD HIM TO SEND IT IN TO KILL YOU! 2:00AM,
LURE YOU OUT LIKE THE DEVIL YOU ARE!
STRAIGHT INTO HELL!
AARON IS NEVER GOING TO HELL, BUT YOU ARE!
READ MY WORD, I OWN DEATH AND HELL!
AND I GOT THE KEYS TO BOTH! [REVELATION 1:18],
I ORDER YOU TO TASTE DEATH,
ONE FINAL TIME!
VISION: SOMEBODY SINGING, “JUST ANOTHER MANIC MONDAY”,
I’M GONNA CHANGE SAUDI ARABIA AROUND!
VISION: MISSILE COMING FOR ME, LORD TURNS AROUND THE MISSILE AND GOES RIGHT BACK TO WHERE IT CAME FROM,
VIOLENTLY!
A NEW ANOINTING, A TURNAROUND ANOINTING!
THEY WANT TO GET YOU BUT I GET THEM!
I’M THE KILLER, YOU FOOL, THE GREAT KILKER! 2:06AM,
AND I STILL WON’T LET YOU TOUCH AARON, NOT WITHOUT DYING A VIOLENT DEATH!
I KNOW WHO EVERY ONE OF YOU ARE!
THE SCENE AND BEHIND THE SCENES!
I’M GONNA STAR UP MY CANCER MOBILE!
START VISITING YOU IN THE DOCTOR’S OFFICE!
IT’S A JOB WELL DONE, YOUR BRAIN THAT IS!
I’MA FRY YOU AND YOUR BLOOD LIKE HELL!
AN INVERSION!
IT’S WRONG FOR YOU TO TRY TO ESCAPE ME, AND I’M NOT GOING TO LET YOU!
THE TRIBE OF JUDAH!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOUR RABBIS COMMIT SUICIDE!
THEY’RE GOING TO REALIZE THE DEVIL LIED TO THEM!
TWISTED SCRIPTURE SIDEWAYS TO SUNDAY!
LET THEM LEARN FROM THIS PAST!
VISION: MAN’S FACE BURNED OFF, CAN ONLY SEE HIS TEETH,
VISION: WIDE ROAD THAT LEADS TO BURGER KING,
AN AWESOME DEAL! 2:12AM,
I’M ANGRY AS HELL!
A DREAD SCOTT DECISION!
I’M GOING TO GET YOU ALL AND BAKE THE REST!
TRINITY, FANTASTIC HAPPINESS!
WHERE’S THE FUN IN KILLING YOU IN ONE WHOP?
TEACH YOU HOW ROMAN ENTERTAINMENT IS DONE!
ONE AT A TIME!
REMEMBER, I GOT AN ETERNITY!
I CAN NEVER DIE!
A GOLDEN ERA!
I’MA SKIN YOU ALIVE!
I’M GOING TO INTERRUPT YOUR CAN OF WORMS YOU HAD FOR AARON!
A SHAHADA NIGHTMARE!
RETALIATE!
THE AMBER ZONE!
START MISSING YOUR CHILDREN LIKE SAVANNAH GUTHERIE! 2:22AM,
SHOW YOU I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
TIME TO GET THEM ALL!
VISION: SONG, “I GOT HOLES”,
“AND YOUR AREA CODE”,
LORD SINGING: “I GOT TIME IN EVERY AREA CODE”!
I’M NEVER IN A RUSH, EXCEPT AS TO KILL YOU!
I AM BIZARRE, WHERE YOU’RE CONCERNED!
MR. EGG HEAD!
I’M GOING TO SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL!
GIVE THEM THAT RAINBOW OF FIRE!
BUY A BOOTH AND MAKE IT STICK!
A CES FORMULA NIGHTMARE!
IF I PASS BY YOUR BOOTH AND DON’T SEE THE BLOOD, I’M KILLING YOU!
I’M THE SAME GOD!
NOT YOUR GUESSTIMATION!
VISION: SCHOOL CAPSIZING, SWAT MILITARY MEN GETTING ON THE SCHOOL BUS,
AN ENTIRE PEOPLE! 2:32AM,
A BUFFER ZONE! 3:23AM,
THE SAHARA DESERT!
A BRITISH EMPIRE!
AN IMPOUND ZONE!
NOT WORST THAN SAND!
A SCALDING LIKE NO OTHER!
A HATE WAR!
A TASTE OF FLESH!
A TEN COMMANDMENT LAW!
A DESPERATE PLEA!
THEY CAN’T TURN THE PAGE!
UNDER A STRANGLEHOLD AND THEY DIDN’T KNOW WHAT HIT THEM!
A BUNCH OF FOOLS LIKE THE FBI!
A PARROT OF DANGER!
ENTER THE MUSLIMS!
A TERROR SQUAD FROM DAY ONE!
A RELIGION OF PEACE CON GAME!
IT’S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!
I’M GOING TO SLAM THE DOOR IN YOUR FACE! 3:33AM,
I’MA CANCERIZE MANY!
FOR LYING ON MY SON!
WHERE ARE YOUR MIRACLES IF YOUR GOD IS GOD?
A BUNCH OF HADITH LIES!
AND YOU KNEW THEY WERE LYING!
BUT YOU DIDN’T CARE!
MANY OF YOU DON’T CARE,
AS LONG AS YOU CAN GET A PIECE OF PUSSY,
AND A PIECE OF ASS!
THE WAY YOU WANT IT, BY DOMINATION!
I’M GOING TO TAKE YOUR TITLE AS THE BEST STRIPPER IN THE WORLD!
I’M GOING TO DO A BANG UP JOB ON YOUR HEADS OF STATE!
A JAMES TOWN MASSACRE!
AN EXPLOSIVE NEWS!
A BORN AGAIN NIGHTMARE!
I WANT YOU TO GET UPSET WITH ME OR MY SERVANT! 3:43AM,
SO I CAN KILL A FEW THOUSAND A DAY!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU RUN LIKE HELL!
A STORMTROOPER’S NIGHTMARE!
MY SON IS THE ONLY WAY!
THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE!
NO MAN COMES TO THE FATHER EXCEPT BY ME! [JOHN 14:6],
NONE WHATSOEVER!
A FREEDOM OF METAL!
THOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GOD BESIDE ME! [ISAIAH 44:6],
WORDS YOU SHOULD HAVE HEEDED!
MANY MUHAMMADANS IN HELL!
THERE TO STAY, SAID THE LORD!
AND YOU FOLLOWED THEM TO YOUR DOOM!
SPOIL YOUR MILK LIKE AAON!
ISAAC AND JACOB!
WHERE ARE YOUR EARTHQUAKES?
NONE WHATSOEVER!
BUT YOU SWEAR YOUR GOD IS GOD!
BEWARE, FOR MANY FALSE PROPHETS HAVE GONE INTO THE WORLD, [1 JOHN 4:1],
AND MUHAMMAD IS ONE OF THE BIGGEST!
A STAINED GLASS WINDOW! 3:48AM,
A TROJAN HORSE!
THAT’S WHAT YOU ARE!
DISGUISING YOURSELF WITH LIES!
I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU, SAID THE LORD!
COME OUT FROM AMONG THEM AND BE SEPARATE! [2 CORINTHIANS 6:17],
FOLLOW THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!
OR I’LL KILL YOU!
IT’S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!
I DON’T ARGUE, I JUST KILL, KILL, KILL!
I’M COUNTING THE DOTS!
VISION: CHAMPAGNE GLASS GOES FROM SITTING ON ITS SIDE TO STANDING UP,
ANGER TIME!
A HOOLIGAN NIGHTMARE SPECIAL!
A HUNDRED MILLION TO ONE ODDS!
AN ALLIGATOR PROOF!
I’VE PROVED MYSELF TO THE WHOLE WORLD!
HOW YA’ LIKE ME NOW?
THE GOLDEN GATE EURO BRIDGE! 3:57AM,
THE SADDUCEES AND THE PHARISEES!
I’M GOING TO SHOW MY ANGER TO THE JEWS FOR LYING ON ME!
A NATIVE ERA!
A YELLOW STRIPE!
I’MA SWALLOW UP WHOLE COUNTRIES FOR DEFYING YOU!
A MASSACRE OF MILLIONS AND THOUSANDS!
A GERACTRIC NIGHTMARE!
I’M YOUNG ENOUGH TO KILL YOU!
ROCKS AND STONES FALL DOWN UPON US,
AND HIDE US FROM THIS ANGRY GOD! [REVELATION 6:16],
PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!
HELLFIRE!
I’MA BOOT YOU OFF THE EARTH STRAIGHT INTO HELL!
I HAVE THE KEYS TO DEATH AND HELL! [REVELATION 1:18],
PLEASE ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE MYSELF! I AM THE LORD JESUS CHRIST, KING OF KINGS AND LORD OF LORDS! [REVELATION 19:16],
THE ALPHA AND OMEGA, THE BEGINNING AND THE END! [REVELATION 22:14],
A PARROTED TRUTH BEFORE MUHAMMAD, BUT YOU IGNORED IT!
STOLE MY TRUTH AND TRANSCRIBED IT AS MY OWN!
YOU BIG ASS LIAR!
AN ERROR THAT I’M GONNA KILL YOU FOR!
NOT ONE OF YOU WILL SET FOOT INTO HEAVEN THAT DOESN’T COME THROUGH JESUS CHRIST!
THAT GOES FOR EVERYBODY ON EARTH!
A DAMNATION CYCLE REUNION!
I’M GOING TO PUT YOU AND THE ANTI CHRIST THERE!
WAY DEEP IN THE PIT OF THE LAKE OF FIRE!
A DAMNATION ZONE LIKE NO OTHER!
THE PANIC BUTTON!
A JERUSALEM HIT SQUAD!
I NEVER LIE, SAID THE LORD!
A TWIZZLER STICK! 4:12AM,
PLUMES OF SMOKE OVER THE AIRWAVES!
NUCLEAR PLUMES OF SMOKE OVER THE AIRWAVES!
A DEVASTATING OUTCOME TO A TRIAL!
I WANT YOU TO DEFY ME AGAIN AND NOT DROP THOSE CHARGES!
A RAPID FIRE EXCUSE TO KILL YOUR MAMA!
AND YOUR DAUGHTERS AND SONS TOO!
A HARADIC NIGHTMARE!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
IM “Q” TIMES A BILLION TIMES A TRILLION!
AND STILL THAT DOESN’T TOUCH MY POWER!
TRYING TO FIGURE ME OUT, NEVER!
AARON FIGURED ME OUT A LONG TIME AGO, OBEY ME OR I’LL KILL YOUR ASS!
FOR EVERYBODY!
TERRITORY!
BRING THOSE BEFORE ME THAT WOULD NOT HAVE ME RULE OVER THEM AND SLAY THEM! [LUKE 19:27],
THIS IS NOT YOUR TERRITORY! IT’S MY WORLD! YOU’RE A GUEST ON MY PLANET!
A 100,000 MASSACRE IN THE COURTROOM, AND THAT’S A MINIMUM! 4:19AM,
I’M GOING TO GET YOU AND YOUR RELATIVES DOWN THE LINE!
A DC NIGHTMARE!
YOU’RE IN THE EARTHQUAKE!
NOT A COURTROOM, BUT THE EARTHQUAKE ZONE!
I’MA SMILE AND LAUGH AS I KILL YOU!
VISION: BATTERING RAM COMING DOWN FROM HEAVEN ONTO THE COURTROOM REPEATEDLY, KILLING EVERYONE AND EVERYWHERE,
A MISS HACKSON SUICIDE!
I’M GOING ALL THE WAY UP THROUGH DC, AND THROUGH JERUSALEM!
TRUMP FAMILY!
I’M GONNA KILL TEN AT ONCE!
KEEP MAKING ME WAIT!
A BOULEVARD NIGHTMARE!
AN UNEMPLOYMENT NIGHTMARE!
NO JOBS NOWHERE, THE ECONOMY HAS A STANDSTILL! 4:24AM,
A BRAZEN SHATTERING ATTACK!
REVERBERATING THROUGHOUT ALL THE STATES!
CALL IT, “RADIATION IN AMERICA”!
A TWO FOR ONE SPECIAL!
I’M GONNA MAKE SURE I GET MY PIECE OF ASS!
A HELLISH NIGHTMARE!
A ZOOM STAND-STILL!
STAND STILL AND KNOW THAT I AM GOD!
A TWIZZLER STICK!
A G4 FORUM!
THEY’RE TAKING IT SERIOUS NOW!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
JEREMIAH 3!
ELON MUSK!
VERY BAD NEWS!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “COLONEL, I’LL SEND YOU A LINK”,
“HE’S TALKING DIRECTLY ABOUT JERUSALEM”,
“LOOK AT ALL THIS OTHER STUFF THAT CAME TRUE”,
“WE’VE DOCUMENTED EVERY BIT OF IT”,
“I THINK WE WOULD BE A FOOL NOT TO DROP THE CHARGES”,
“EVEN IF HE IS JUST ONE TENTH OF WHAT HE’S THREATENING, IT STILL WOULD MAKE US A FOOL”,
“AND IT’S ALWAYS BEEN EXACTLY LIKE HE SAID IT”,
“FOR YEARS”,
REPLY: “WHY DON’T WE JUST KILL HIM?”,
ANOTHER REPLY: “AND WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO ABOUT HIS GOD?”,
“YOU SOUND STUPID”,
A BARON NIGHTMARE!
IN ANGUISH!
I’MA BUSHWACK THE JUDGE!
A DEMOCRAT NIGHTMARE!
A TYLER PERRY FUNERAL!
“IT’S HARD TO SEE THAT THERE IS ANY BENEFIT FROM DEFYING THIS GOD”,
“HE NAMES NAMES AND HE KILLS”,
“NOTHING LIKE IT IN THE BIBLE”,
A CAMBODIAN AFFAIR!
A MR. ROCK-TISEMENT!
WOE UPON WHOM THIS ROCK FALLS, FOR IT SHALL GRIND HIM TO POWDER! [MATTHEW 21:44, LUKE 20:18],
I TOLD YOU THIS OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND YOU IGNORED ME! 5:06AM,
I’M GOING TO IGNORE YOU WHEN YOU CRY FOR HELP!
A BEAT DOWN LIKE NO OTHER!
TRAPPED IN A BOTTLE!
NOWHERE TO GO, NOWHERE TO HIDE!
I‘M FURIOUS WITH JERUSALEM!
IT WON’T TAKE LONG FOR YOU TO BE SIZE 22!
A JERUSALEM NIGHTMARE!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “I’M BLEEDING LIKE HELL!”,
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT AT AARON!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU BLEED!
A SHOT ACROSS THE BOW IN THE COURTROOM!
I’M GOING TO TAKE JERUSALEM DOWN WITH PRIDE!
YOU THOUGHT I WAS JOKING WHEN I SAID I WOULD KILL THE WHOLE WORLD FOR AARON! 5:31AM,
I’MA DOUBLE UP, SAID THE LORD!
I’M GOING TO TURN YOUR FEET INTO A ZOOM CALL!
BLISTER THE SKIES WITH BLOOD!
VISION: LORD STRETCHING SOMETHING OUT WITH HIS HAND, THEN CLAP, SLAMS IT TOGETHER,
YOUR BIRTHDAY, SAID THE LORD!
THE POSEIDON ADVENTURE, I’M GOING TO DROWN YOU IN RADIATION!
NO SHOULDER TO CRY ON!
THE GREATEST HOCKEY GAME!
VISION: GIANT WITH HIS HOCKEY STICK AROUND SOMEBODY’S NECK, STRANGLING THEM,
CONSULTING EVEN ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE!
AN IDIOT!
ALL OF THEM!
VISION: WALKIE TALKIE,
A GOVERNMENT CHANNEL!
A PEPPERIDGE FARM!
PROPHET! 5:41AM,
VISION: SOMEBODY, PRIME MINISTER, FEMALE IN ANOTHER COUNTRY STANDING UP SAYING, “WE DON’T WANT THIS”,
THE HEBREW ISRAELITE!
SHE SCREAMS, “HE’S GIVEN Y’ALL PLENTY OF EVIDENCE!”,
A GARDEN HOSE! 5:50AM,
A HURT SMELL!
THE RADIATION!
TRANSLATED!
VISION: SONG, “TIE A YELLOW RIBBON ROUND THE OLD OAK TREE”,
BROTHER IMPACT!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “YOU’RE WORRIED ABOUT FIVE MILLION DOLLARS WHEN WE COULD LOSE TRILLIONS?”,
WASH WITH TIGER SOAP!
