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3/16/26 YOU GOT THE GREEN LIGHT! WITNESSES! “STRIPTEASE POKER,” SAID THE LORD! I’M GOING TO STRIP EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR PRIDE DOWN! MAKE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CRY DAY AND NIGHT! I’M GONNA STRETCH IT OUT, SAID THE LORD! MAKE SURE YOU KNOW I’M A MEAN ASS GOD! EVERYONE AND ALL OF YOU, SAID THE LORD! I’M VIOLENT AS HELL! BUT LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU! 11:30 PM A BEDI, FORMULA FOR THE MASTERFUL GOD! I’M GOING TO RAPE HIM EVERY WAY TILL TUESDAY! SHOW HIM MY FAMILY IS THE KING AND QUEEN OF DEATH! THEN I’MMA COME AND SHOW YOU, YOU SHOULDA RAN LIKE HELL! I’M GOING TO SHOW BEDI A NEW FORMULA MADE SPECIAL FOR HIM! FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD! A STRIPTEASE FORMULA! OF MACHIAVELLIAN NATURE!OF PONTIUS PILATE SYNDROME! YOU AIN’T NEVER WASHING YOUR HANDS OF ME OR MY VIOLENCE!SURVILLANCE TEAM, YOU AIN’T NEVER GONNA WASH YOUR HANDS OF ME OR MY VIOLENCE! AARON WILL BE LONG GONE AND I’LL STILL BE KILLING A MILLION FOLD OVER AND OVER! I’M GOING TO GET EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS FOR NOT RUNNING LIKE HELL!

3/16/26 1:14 PM

YOU GOT THE GREEN LIGHT!
WITNESSES! 3/16/26 1:30:06 PM
“STRIPTEASE POKER,” SAID THE LORD! 11:26:21 PM
I’M GOING TO STRIP EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR PRIDE DOWN!
MAKE YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CRY DAY AND NIGHT
!
I’M GONNA STRETCH IT OUT, SAID THE LORD!
MAKE SURE YOU KNOW I’M A MEAN ASS GOD!
EVERYONE AND ALL OF YOU, SAID THE LORD!
I’M VIOLENT AS HELL!
BUT LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU!

SWEET SALLY, SAID THE LORD, SWEET SALLY, SAID THE LORD!


SHORT FOR SALLY SCHUMACHER! I’MA RUN YOU OVER LIKE A HORSE! 11:27:36 PM
VIOLENT IT IS AND ALL POWERFUL AS HELL!
I’MA MIX BLOOD WITH YOUR NOSE!
I’M GOING TO GET THAT BABY GIRL! I’M GOING TO GET THAT BABY GIRL! I’M GOING TO GET THAT BABY GIRL! SURVEILLANCE TEAM!
A NEXT-OF-KIN MONUMENT OF FAITH!
LET’S SEE YOU FIGHT THE FAITH OF AARON IN JESUS CHRIST!
THE ONE MAN THAT TRULY BELIEVES IT IS IMPOSSIBLE FOR GOD TO LIE!


AND HE’LL GO TO HELL TO PROVE IT! SO WHAT HE THINK ABOUT OUR DAMN JAIL CELL?
OR A STUPID ASS SNIPER!
I’M GOING TO GET THE WHOLE CABINET! SAY THE LORD!
AND A WHOLE LOT OF CHILDREN LOTS LOT YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN LIKE HELL IT’S SODOM AND GOMORRAH TIME!

I’M GOING TO GET YOUR WIVES AND YOUR LITTLE CHILDREN! 11:29:51 PM
A SMOKESTACK UNITED! YOU UNITED AGAINST ME!
AND I’M GOING TO UNITE YOUR ASS IN HELL!!
CALL IT A HOSTILE TAKEOVER, SAID THE LORD!

A HOTEL YOU AIN’T GONNA NEVER BE ABLE TO RUN FROM!
I’M LAUGHING, BUT GOD IS SPEAKING, AND HE ALWAYS DELIVERS!
I’MA CHEW ON YOUR BREADSTICKS, SAID THE LORD!
MANNA MADE IN HEAVEN!
VIOLENCE MADE IN HEAVEN!

A BREAKDOWN REUNION!
FOLLOW THE BREAD CRUMBSS STRAIGHT TO AARON PRICE!
I BREAD CRUMBED YOUR DUMB ASS! 11:32:03 PM
AND NOW YOU HEAR IT, AND MY VIOLENCE IS HERE!
STILL THINK HE AIN’T CATNIP, YOU FOOLS!
I KNOW EVERY ONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS FROM THE BEGINNING OF TIME!
TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU AIN’T GONNA DO!

“I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT,” SAID THE LORD!
I’M A PANCAKE YOUR ASS!


SMASHED THAT VEHICLE STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND!
A POP QUIZ, SAID THE LORD!
I’M ANGRY AS HELL!!

A BEDI, FORMULA FOR THE MASTERFUL GOD! 3/16/26 11:34:27 PM
I’M GOING TO RAPE HIM EVERY WAY TILL TUESDAY!
SHOW HIM MY FAMILY IS THE KING AND QUEEN OF DEATH!
THEN I’MMA COME AND SHOW YOU, YOU SHOULDA RAN LIKE HELL!
I’M GOING TO SHOW BEDI A NEW FORMULA MADE SPECIAL FOR HIM!
FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD! 11:35:45 PM

A STRIPTEASE FORMULA!
OF MACHIAVELLIAN NATURE!
OF PONTIUS PILATE SYNDROME!
YOU AIN’T NEVER WASHING YOUR HANDS OF ME OR MY VIOLENCE!

SURVILLANCE TEAM, YOU AIN’T NEVER GONNA WASH YOUR HANDS OF ME OR MY VIOLENCE!
AARON WILL BE LONG GONE AND I’LL STILL BE KILLING A MILLION FOLD OVER AND OVER!
I’M GOING TO GET EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS FOR NOT RUNNING LIKE HELL!

A MITSUBISHI GALLANT!!11:37:22 PM
SURVEILLANCE TEAM I’MA MAKE YOU CRY FOR YOUR BOSSES IT’S GONNA BE SO BAD!
I LOVE BRUISING HIS HEEL!
A VIOLENT BRUISE AS THAT!
VISION, I HEAR SOME!!! KEEP GOING! CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK!
STONEY SYNDROME ON TOP OF YOUR HEAD!
NOT EVERY CLICK THE CLICK, BUT A BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! SAID THE LORD!
ALL OVER THE NATION!
NUCLEAR BOMBS GOING OFF, SAID THE LORD!


AND NOBODY HAD TO FIRE NO MISSILES! NOT ONE!
A DISASTER IN THE MAKING 10 AND 20 YEARS!
I’M GOING TO PULL OFF MY GRANDSTAND FORMULA!
LEAVE NO MAN ALIVE BUT A REMNANT!
AND I’MA KILL THE REMNANT!
NOT ONE MISSILE SAID THE LORD!
I’M GONNA LEAVE YOU STUPID AND STARRY-EYED!
JUST LIKE I DID PHARAOH!

A JERUSALEM HIERARCHY TUMBLES TO THE GROUND!
NETANYAHU SAYING THAT WE’RE GOING TO DO NEXT!


SOMEBODY’S OPENED UP A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS ON US!
NOWHERE TO RUN AND NOWHERE TO HIDE!
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR GOD?
YOU THOUGHT THE UNITED STATES WAS YOUR GOD, SAID THE LORD!11:41:57 PM
BUT YOU CAN’T FOOL ME!
BOBBING YOUR STUPID ASS HEAD UP AGAINST THE WALL!

AND YOU STILL DON’T SEE NO MIRACLES AND THINK YOU STILL RIGHT!
MY PROPHETS RAIN DOWN TERROR! WHERE ARE YOUR PROPHETS AT?
AND IT’S ALWAYS SUPERNATURAL TERROR!
NOT TERROR THAT’S IN YOUR FIST AND IN YOUR BUM!
THAT’S WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU GOD! BUT I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU YOU’RE NO GOD AGAINST AARON’S GOD!
A LICKETY-SPLIT DECISION!
SAID THE LORD!
A MONUMENT OF FAITH!

I’M GONNA GET THAT BABY GIRL!
RINGING IN HIS EARS AND IN HIS HEART ALL NIGHT LONG!

SURVEILLANCE TEAM, WE NEED TO MAKE A DECISION!
KILL THE NIGGER OR LET HIM KILL US!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, AND I’M THE KILLER, YOU FOOL!
A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL!
I’M GONNA MOVE FASTER THAN YOU CAN THINK!
I’M THE ONLY WISE GUARD!
DON’T YOU EVER COME NEAR ME, SAID THE LORD!
NOT EVEN IN YOUR THOUGHTS!11:45:58 PM

I’M THE PANCAKE MAN!


BEDI, A BIG MISTAKE, A BIG MISTAKE, A BIG MISTAKE, SAID THE LORD! 11:46:40 PM
I’M VIOLENT AS HELL!

AND I READ EVERYBODY’S THOUGHTS!
LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU!
TERROR, SAITH THE LORD!
VISION, I HEAR SOMEBODY SINGING A SONG! SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME! SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SHAME, SAID THE LORD! A CHAIN OF FOOLS!

NIGHT AND DAY FOOLS!
WRESTLEMANIA! I’M GONNA WRESTLE WITH YOU!
I’M A MIXED BLOOD AND DEATH!
I’M GONNA ASSUME YOU CAN’T FIGURE OUT HOW TO SPELL MY NAME! J-E-S-U-S!
YESHUA HAMASHIACH
!
THE ONE AND ONLY GREAT ONE!

VISION, I HEAR ANTHONY HILL SAYING, WHATEVER ELSE IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO ME!11:52:40 PM
THE PRESIDENT’S CHIEF OF STAFF HAS CANCER! I KNOW THIS IS AARON’S GUARD! I KNOW THIS IS AARON’S GOD!
PANIC!

RIGHT AFTER HE TOLD ME ABOUT GENERAL AUSTIN, HE SHOWED ME AN EXAMPLE!
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?


I FEEL LIKE I’M THE THREE STOOGES AND I’M IN THE ARMY!
I THOUGHT I’D GETTLEMAN OR (LIENEWEBBER), WAS A FLUKE!
I’M GOING TO TAKE EVERYTHING HE SAYS SERIOUSLY!

I CAN’T TAKE THIS GOD THAT COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND KILLS EVERYONE!
I’M GOING TO HAVE TO RE-EXAMINE MY OWN FAITH!
NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS GOD!
NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS GOD!

I’MA DISAPPEAR YOUR SOLDIERS! 11:56:36 PM
ALL THREE, FOUR, AND FIVE, AND SIX OF THEM!
I’M GOING TO DISAPPEAR A WHOLE REGIMENT!

AND MAKE YOU NOT HAVE A CLUE OF WHERE IT CAME FROM!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, YOU FOOL!
YOU DON’T HAVE TO ASK TO HAVE MY FUNERAL FUN!
JUST SHOW UP FOR MORE WEEKS EACH DAY!

FRED ASTAIRE, DERRY I AIR
I‘MA HAMSTRING YOUR FELLOW MAN! 11:59:53 PM

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