A LOCOMOTIVE HIT THEM! THEY LOOK LIKE IDIOTS NOW! A BUNCH OF FOOLS! A FACTORY! THEY’RE TOGETHER! A BUDWEISER FACTORY! A BUNCH OF WISE, CRACKIN’ FOOLS! I HEAR TRUMP YELLING, CALL FOR A DOCTOR! I’MMA KILL RIGHT IN THE WHITE HOUSE! I’M GOING TO CRISSCROSS YOUR TRAIN TRACKS! PURE AND SIMPLE! MAKE SURE YOU MIX UP AND CROSS YOUR LINES! A NEDERTHRALL MAN IN HIS THIRTIES! IT AIN’T NO FUN TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF MY FIST! THE SMART ALECKY DIES A DEATH! A DEATH PILL! SHE CAN NEVER RECOVER FROM! A KIDNAPPING RIGHT IN THE WHITE HOUSE! SHE HAS TO NOW PLAN HER FUNERAL SAITH THE LORD JESUS CHRIST OF REVELATION THE PALE HORSE RIDER!

CHARLIE KIRKPREDICTED HEADLINES FCUPCOMING PROPHECIES

Author: godvenge

May 25, 2026

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5:29:12 AM A LOCOMOTIVE HIT THEM!
5:29:49 AM THEY LOOK LIKE IDIOTS NOW!
5:29:59 AM A BUNCH OF FOOLS!
5:30:10 AM A FACTORY! THEY’RE TOGETHER!
5:30:27 AM A BUDWEISER FACTORY!
5:30:33 AM A BUNCH OF WISE, CRACKIN’ FOOLS!

5:31:05 AM IT AIN’T NO FUN TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END OF MY FIST!
5:31:27 AM THE SMART ALECKY DIES A DEATH!
5:31:44 AM A DEATH PILL!
5:31:55 AM SHE CAN NEVER RECOVER FROM!
5:32:10 AM A KIDNAPPING RIGHT IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
5:33:30 AM SHE HAS TO NOW PLAN HER FUNERAL!

5:33:54 AM I HEAR SOMEBODY SAYING, BEAT MY ASS!
5:34:13 AM HOW COULD GOD LET THIS HAPPEN TO BE?
5:34:22 AM I HEAR!!!
5:34:26 AM I HEAR THE LORD SAYING, LUKE, ASK YOUR FATHER!
5:35:31 AM A STAR WARS HIT MAN!