7-25-26
A BUFFALO! 1:29AM,
LORD SAID, BOOM!
PROPHECY!
JUDGEMENT DAY!
BOOM HAPPENED!
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!
OR SHALL I SAY, ON YOUR FACE? LORD LAUGHING!
THE FIRST OF MANY, SAID THE LORD!
VISION: TWO BARON TREES WITH THICK ONE TO FIVE INCH CAULIFLOWER BUMPS GROWING ALL OVER THE TREES,
I’M GONNA GIVE THIS TO THE TRUMP FAMILY!
SPREAD IT AROUND THE FBI AND THE DOJ!
CALL IT MY TRINITY FIST! 1:46AM,
VISION: GOD PLAYING THE GHOSTBUSTERS SONG, “WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN THEY COME FOR YOU?”,
“KILL AARON”, GOD LAUGHING!
I’M THE KILLER, YOU DUMB BITCH!
JUMP UP HERE AND KILL ME!
YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW WHERE HEAVEN IS AT, YOU FOOL!
OR WHERE MY FIST IS AT, YOU FOOL!
A NIGHTMARE TIMES EIGHTEEN!
A POPULATION GROWTH!
INNY, MENIE, MINY, MO, I’MA GET ALL YOUR DUMB-ASSES!
FOR SURE!
ALL YOU FOOLS!
FOR SHO’ DAMNIT!
A BISHOP PATE NIGHTTIME MIRACLE!
LET’S SEE WHO’S THE FOOL THAT WANTS TO KEEP CHALLENGING ME AFTER THIS PICTURE!
AFTER THE PROPHECY DATE!
I’M GOING TO WASH YOUR MOUTH OUT WITH SOAP, AND BOIL YOUR SKIN FOR SAYING, AARON LIED AND STOLE FROM ME! 1:51AM,
I’MA BOIL YOUR SKIN REAL BAD, WORSE THAN HIS, SAID THE LORD!
A CANKER SORE LIKE NO OTHER!
A RITUALISTIC NIGHTMARE!
A HERESY FOR ANYBODY THAT TOUCHES YOU! I’MA GIVE IT TO THEM EVEN THOUGH THEY DON’T SEE THE BOILS YET!
I’MA MAKE THE NAME FBI, DOJ, STINK LIKE HELL!
MAKE YOU HIDE YOUR ID AND SAY, “WHO ME?”!
I’MA BLOCK YOU DEAD!
A SHAMROCK NIGHTMARE!
AN IRISH REPUBLICAN!
A SWEEPSTAKE WINNER!
SOMEONE WHO CAN’T READ, DIDN’T KNOW HOW TO READ MY WORD OR THE WEBSITE!
THEY THOUGHT THAT IF THEY IGNORED IT, I’D IGNORE THEM! HELL NO, I’MA COME GET YOUR ASS EARLY!
A BEN SASSE MIRACLE!
A MCCARTHY THIEF!
A HOCUS POCUS NIGHTMARE!
STRAIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE!
JACK TAPPER, YOU LYING-ASS BITCH! YOU KNEW THE TRUTH AND HID IT! 1:54AM,
I’MA GET YOUR ASS WORSE!
UP THERE FEIGNING LIKE YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S GOING ON!
THAT AIN’T GOING TO THE PRESS, BITCH!
YOU THINK I’M SOME KIND OF FOOL?
YOU BETTER PREACH AARON’S GOSPEL OR I’LL KILL YOU!
ALL OF YOU!
PREACH THE GOSPEL OR BE KILLED! I’MA BE WORSE THAN THE MUSLIMS!
RIDE OR DIE!
NO PAY THE JIZZA, JUST DIE VIOLENTLY, BITCH!
FROM THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
NOW TELL ME AGAIN, WHAT YOU AIN’T GONNA DO! WHISPER IT IN MY EAR!
I’MA BLOW YOUR EARDRUMS OUT WITH MY NEXT FEAT!
I’M TIRED OF PLAYING WITH YOUR ASS!
AARON PRAISED ME A THOUSAND TIMES, AND I’MA HURRY UP AND KILL SOMEBODY!
OVER AND OVER AGAIN NON-STOP!
A LIAM NEESON CHEAT SHEET!
I’M COMING MORE EARLY THAN I EVER WOULD HAVE! 1:57AM,
A PRAISE FACTOR!
I’M GONNA CHOP YOU UP REAL GOOD!
DROP THOSE FOOLISH CHARGES,
OR I’M GOING TO SCAR UP YOUR MOTHER, YOUR DAUGHTER, AND YOUR CHILD, AS WELL AS YOURSELF! 1:58AM, 7-25-26,
I’M GONNA MAKE BEN SASSE LOOK LIKE A PICNIC!
CHILDREN OF THE CORN, CHILDREN OF THE CORNFACE!
WHEN I HEAR GOD LAUGH, I LAUGH!
BUT YOU’RE TOO DUMB TO FOLLOW CHRIST!
YOU’D RATHER FOLLOW A DUMB LYING JEW!
AND GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
A WEATHERMAN UNITED!
I’M GOING TO CHASE YOUR STORMTROOPERS, CHASE THEM ALL OVER THE GLOBE RUNNING FROM ME!
I’M THE GREAT ASSASSIN!
AN ASSASSIN LIKE NO OTHER!
I PLANNED YOUR DEATH BEFORE YOU WERE BORN, VIOLENTLY! 1:59AM,
AN ACUTE TAILSPIN!
I’MA TAILSPIN YOUR ARMY!
MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A JOKE IN THE FIELD, “TILL WE GO ROUND IN CIRCLES,
IN THE SKY AND IN YOUR VEHICLE”!
I’MA RUSH YOU OFF THE CURB!
CURB YOUR STUBBORN ATTITUDE!
CURB YOU FROM SAYING THE WORD “NIGGER” EVER AGAIN!
I’M GONNA HAVE MY MONSTERS PUSH ON YOUR GAS PEDAL,
AND BRAKE YOUR BRAKE IN HALF!
STUFF YOU RIGHT IN THE GARBAGE RIGHT IN THE HIGHWAY!
A GARBAGE PAIL OF FUN!
A WRECK!
VISION: PEOPLE SAYING, “THAT DON’T EVEN LOOK LIKE A CAR”,
“IS HE STILL IN IT? OH S-H-I-T!”,
I’M GONNA MESS YOU UP REAL GOOD, SAID THE LORD!
THOUGHT YOU COULD RUN FROM ME BY BEING CAREFUL! 2:02AM,
I’MA WRECK YOU AND YOUR STEERING WHEEL!
MAKE YOUR STEERING WHEEL GO IN CIRCLES!
ROUND AND ROUND WE GO!
A HEAVY-HANDED GOD AM I!
A SPATULA TIMES A MILLION!
A WROTE MOTE WEATHERBY!
A BEN SASSE LOOKOUT!
SWEET SUSIE RETURNS TO BOIL YOUR FLESH!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU WORST THAN WHAT JOB LOOKED LIKE!
AND I AIN’T GONNA TAKE AWAY THE PAIN!
HEAR ME BOSSES, I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU WORST THAN WHAT JOB LOOKED LIKE! INCLUDE YOUR FAMILY IN THE MAYHEM!
VISION: JEW CRYING, CHEST HEAVING, “OH MY GOD, OH MY GOD!”,
THEN HE COMES OUT AMONG HIS FRIENDS AND ACTS LIKE AIN’T NOTHING HAPPENING,
SCARED AS HELL!
“WHAT IF THIS IS THE ALMIGHTY GOD?”,
“SOMETHING’S STARTED TO THINK”,
“MY LYING RABBI FRIENDS”,
I’MA PRACTICE ON YOU, BUTTER YOU UP FOR THE TRUMP PLANE CRASH!
NOPE, I’MA STRIKE LIKE LIGHTNING! 2:05AM,
STRAIGHT TO HELL YOU GO!
A LIAM NESSON NON-STOP!
PLANET EARTH IS THE TARGET!I’MA SMASH YOUR PLANE UP REAL GOOD! 2:06AM,
DUST TO DUST AND ASHES TO ASHES!
A HIROSHIMA NIGHTMARE!
I WARNED YOUR DUMB-ASS AND YOU WOULDN’T LISTEN!
JUDGEMENT DAY!
VISION: SOMEBODY THROWING A HALF-PEELED OPEN BANANA AT SOMEONE ELSE, POSSIBLY AT A GAS STATION,
AN EXQUISITE NIGHTMARE, THIS IS WHAT I’M GOING TO DO TO YOUR SKIN!
HEAR ME BOSSES. THIS IS WHAT I’M GONNA DO TO YOUR SKIN!
I’MA PEEL THE THICKEST HIDE OFF, THE STUBBORNEST HIDE, I’MA PEEL IT OFF!
THOUGHT YOU WERE PROUD AND STUBBORN. I’MA PEEL YOUR ASS REAL GOOD, A BEN SASSE MIRACLE ON STEROIDS!
A ROTARY!
ROTISSERIE CHICKEN, I’MA SKIN YOU ALIVE!
VISION: TWO PEOPLE TIED UP IN THEIR UNDERWEAR IN A DUNGEON, OR IN HELL, ONE STANDING, ONE LAYING DOWN, CHAINED TO A WALL,
FBI CHILDREN!
I’MA WALL YOU OFF STRAIGHT INTO HELL!
A GROWN-ASS MAN IN HELL FOR STUPIDITY!
NOT DROPPING THE CHARGES IS STUPIDITY!
VISION: ONE TRYING TO PICK THE OTHER UP OFF HIS KNEES BY THE WAIST SAYING, “WE GOT TO FIND A WAY OUT OF HERE”, IN HELL,
STUPID AS HELL!
VISION: LORD HAS AN FBI AGENT DRESSED AS A CLOWN IN HIS HAND, BAGGY PANTS, GOLD AND REDDISH HAIR, WHITE MAKE-UP, LORD TWISTING HIS HEAD OFF,
VISION: MITCHELL MCCONNELL WITH HIS SUIT ON, TRYING TO REACH FOR SOMETHING UNDERNEATH A BED, TRYING TO GRAB SOMETHING, THEN HE JUST COLLAPSES AND FALLS DOWN DEAD, 2:32AM, 7-25-26,
A CHAIN REACTION!
CAN’T GET UP!
SANDPAPER FOR THE SAND MAN!
VISION: KID TEARING UP AND THROWING SOME PAPERS TO THE GROUND, STOMPING ON IT,
A PRINTOUT FROM THE WEBSITE!
I’MA SCHOOL THE NIGGER IN FEAR! 2:34AM,
GET HIS WHITE DUMB-ASS!
POLLY WANT A CRACKER, AND I’MA GIVE IT TO HIM!
FEED HIM TO THE WOLVES, MY WOLVES, SAID THE LORD!
STEPPING ON THE WEBSITE IS THE SAME AS STEPPING ON THE WORD!
A SEPARATE POST!
I’MA PLAY ARABIC!
THE MUSLIMS ESCAPE HATCH!
THE QURAN, THE STUPID BOOK!
A BOOK WITHOUT MIRACLES, A COMPLETE LIE!
INCLUDING, I, HE, SPLIT THE MOON!
I’MA RUB IT IN YOUR FACE!
CRATER YOUR ASS!
A DARK WESTERN FILM, THERE’S NOTHING WE CAN DO!
A BUMPER YOGA TIME!
I’MA RIP THROUGH WEST AFRICA WITH FEAR AND HATRED!
BUMP YOU OFF OF YOUR HIGH HORSE, YOU MUSLIMS!
A FREAKAZOID EVENT WITH AN “S”!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, NOT A CATCH PHRASE, BUT MY FIST! 2:38AM,
VISION: GOD TAKING BOTH HANDS, PULLING A SEWER TOP OUT OF THE GROUND,
I’MA FUEL YOUR NIGHTMARE!
SHOW YOU THE TRINITY EXISTS!
NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK OR WHAT YOUR SCHOLARS TOLD YOU!
MEET MY FISTS!
VISION: SOMEBODY SINGING, “IT’S GONNA BE A HARD ACHE TONIGHT, A HEARTACHE TONIGHT, OH YEAH”,
A CHAMPION, I’MA RUN YOU OVER IN THE ENDZONE!
SCARE THE HELL OUT OF YOU, BACK TO AFRICA YOU GO!
AARON’S HERE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON ABOUT THE ALMIGHTY GOD AND THE TRINITY!
THE FATHER, SON, HOLY GHOST!
MUHAMMAD’S DEAD ASS IS IN HELL, AND HE’S GONNA STAY THERE, SAID THE LORD!
FOREVER, AND EVER, AND, EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, SAID THE LORD!
JUST LIKE YOU IF YOU DIE A MUSLIM! 2:42AM,
I’MA GET YOUR ASS REAL GOOD IN HELL, AND YOU AIN’T NEVER AND EVER, AND, EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, AND EVER, GETTING OUT!
MY FIST ON EARTH AND IN HELL!
A CHAIN GANG REACTION!
SATAN LAUGHING THE HELL OUT OF YOU, HE’S GONNA MEET YOU THERE!
LAUGH AND TELL YOU, HE FOOLED YOU, YOU DUMB-ASS!
CHRIST WAS THE KING, THE GOD ALMIGHTY, BUT I GOT YOU DUMB-ASS!
A SADDUCEES AND PHARISEES FUNERAL, I’M GOING TO DO THE SAME TO THEM!
DIED YOU WITHOUT CHRIST, YOU’RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
NO QUESTIONS ASKED!
I’MA PUMMEL YOU IN THE RAIN FOREST,
JUST LIKE I DID LINDA MENSCH!
THE WORSE KIND OF WHORE FOR THE JEWISH TRIBE!
THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN AARON AND EVERYBODY ELSE! 2:44AM,
ALL YOU DUMB JEWS THINK THAT! I’M GONNA BURN YOUR ASS IN HELL!
I’MA LAUGH AT HITLER’S GAS CHAMBER!
CHOKE YOU WITH MY MIGHTY FISTS, A STRANGULATION LIKE NO OTHER FOR ETERNITY!
HITLER AIN’T ME, AND I AIN’T HITLER! I’M A BILLION TIMES WORSE!
IT IS WRITTEN, IT’S A TERRIBLE THING TO FALL INTO THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY GOD! [HEBREWS 10:31],
WHEN YOU TOUCH AARON, OR THOUGHT ABOUT PUTTING HIM IN JAIL OR KILLING HIM, YOU FELL INTO THE HANDS OF AN ANGRY GOD!
MY CHILD AND MY WEAPONS!
AND I AIN’T NEVER GOING HOME!
IT’S MY BAT AND MY BALL, AND I’MA BATTER THE OFF! 2:46AM, ??????
SWALLOW YOU UP WHOLE IN A TIGER-TOMB EARTHQUAKE 2:47AM, 7-25-26,
I’MA EARTHQUAKE THE NORTHERN DISTRICT!
SHAKE AND CUT THEM TO THE CORE!
A DC FRATINIZATION!
I’MA GET ALL THE FRAT BOYS! 2:47AM,
SCAR TISSUE YOU UP, MUCH WORSE THAN BEN SASSE!
I LOVE A SLOW DEATH, SAID THE LORD, EVEN THOUGH I COULD KILL YOU ALL AT ONCE!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
THE KNOCK-AROUND BOYS!
A SETTLEMENT ACT!
“PAY HIM HIS MONEY AND MAKE HIM LEAVE US ALONE”,
“WHATEVER IT COSTS”,
OR ELSE, MEET MY FIST, SAID THE LORD!
A GARGANTUAN LIGHTNING SPEED FIST LIKE NO OTHER!
BOOM, SAID THE LORD! 2:52AM, 7-25-26,
I’MA MAKE YOU RICH IN ONE DAY!
ONE SALVO ATTACK!
ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD!
BOOM, SKAKALAKA, BOOM! 2:53AM,
TAKE OVER! 3:55AM,
