11-7-26
PANIC! 1:12AM,
A CATACLYSMIC EVENT! 12:17AM,
A PURE HEGSETH NIGHTMARE!
A ROMAN NOODLE, A GANG FOR HIRE!
A BRUTAL CAKE! 12:23PM,
I’M GOING TO LEAVE YOU STARRY-EYED AND CONFUSED!
VISION: EITHER ABOUT PETE HEGSETH OR PETE HEGSETH SAYING, “WHAT THE F- JUST HAPPENED?”,
TEARING UP, “HOW DID HE PULL THIS OFF?”,
YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID, “HOW DID THE GOD ALMIGHTY PULL THIS OFF?”!
STILL A DUMB-ASS FOOL!
I DO WHAT MAN CANNOT DO, SAID THE LORD! [MATTHEW 19:26, MARK 10:27, LUKE 18:26],
A PUNCTUAL NIGHTMARE!
THE CASE FOR HAPPINESS!
AND YOU’RE A DELUSIONAL NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO TEAR YOUR WHOLE COUNTRY APART!
A STAND-STILL NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO DO A MILLION TIMES THE ROCKET BIRD! (LEARJET 60, GREEN ACRES, 11-1-26.)
RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE!
A SAN ANTONIO NIGHTMARE! 12:26PM,
THE VILLAGE OF THE DAMNED!
I’M GONNA SHIFT THE GROUND FROM RIGHT UP UNDER YOU!
MAKE YOU ALL FALL DOWN!
A CRAIGSLIST NIGHTMARE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
I’M GOING TO ASTONISH THE JAIL CELLS!
“WHAT KIND OF BRUTAL GOD IS THIS?”,
“ONE WE NEVER HEARD OF, DOING THINGS WE NEVER THOUGHT HE COULD DO”,
A TEAM ONE UNITED KILLER!
THE BREAKFAST CLUB SHEDS TEARS!
I’M GOING TO MAKE THE HARDENED AND MOST CYNICAL SHED TEARS!
I’M GOING TO INTERRUPT YOUR CEILING!
BREAK AWAY FOR NEWSCAST AFTER NEWSCAST AFTER NEWSCAST!
I’M GOING ALL THE WAY DOWN TO CHINA WITH LAUGHTER!
THEY’RE GONNA LAUGH AT YOUR CALAMITY!
A DUST BAG AND A DOUCHE BAG! 12:29PM,
YOU’RE FILTHY SCUM AND YOU’RE PROUD OF IT!
I’MA KILL YOU FOR THINKING ABOUT KILLING AARON!
SHOW YOU HOW BRUTAL I CAN BE!
A SOVIET UNION NIGHTMARE THAT KASTS FOREVER!
THEM LAUGHING AT YOU AT THE TOP OF THE SCALE!
TRUMP, I’M GONNA FRIGHTEN YOUR ASS, MR. CALM AND COOL!
A STAGECOACH NIGHTMARE AND MIRACLE!
I’M GOING TO DO A JAMES BROWN DANCE ON YOUR HEAD!
SAYING, “WATCH ME”!
A DEGO BOMB NOODLE!
CORRUPTION TEARS!
“WE THOUGHT WE WAS GOD” TEARS!
A HAZMAT SUIT AND AN ONION!
MANY ONIONS, SAID THE LORD!
YOU HAVE MY CONDOLENCES FROM MANY AND ALL COUNTRIES! 12:31PM,
EVEN IRAN, IT’S GONNA BE SO BAD!
MR. TOUGH UNITED STATES!
ANGEL HAS FALLEN!
A STEP-DAD NIGHTMARE!
I THOUGHT HE LOVED ME!
A DONUT HOLE IN YOUR HEART LASTING FOR CENTURIES!
A NUCLEAR NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO TURN ON WHAT YOU THOUGHT I COULDN’T TURN ON!
PUT AN END TO ALL OF YOUR DREAMS!
A MAKESHIFT FUNERAL ON EVERY BLOCK!
BURY THEM ALONG THE HIGHWAY, IT’S TOO MANY!
DOZENS AND DOZENS AND MILLIONS AND MILLIONS!
LET’S SEE HOW MUCH THOSE CHARGES WERE REALLY WORTH!
LET’S SEE HOW MUCH THOSE ASSASSINS WERE REALLY WORTH!
A SHIPYARD STRAIGHT TO HELL!
A COCO CABANA/(COPACABANA) NIGHTMARE! 12:35PM,
COCONUT ALLEY!
DEAD SKULLS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
WHEN YOU COME NEAR HIM, I’MA KILL A MILLION!
A FRUIT-SCOPE NIGHTMARE!
OH YEAH, NOBODY PRAISES ME A THOUSAND TIMES AND I DON’T KILL A MILLION!
I’M GOING TO SCOOP UP THE BLACK AND THE RED STONE!
A CHASTISEMENT LUKE NO OTHER!
A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL ALL OVER THE PLACE!
SHEER MADNESS!
A FILIPINO FUNERAL!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU BEG THEM FOR CASKETS!
“WE’LL TAKE ALL YOU CAN SPARE”,
AND I’MA DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN, AND ALL OVER AGAIN!
UNTIL THE UNITED STATES ARE NOTHING BUT A PIECE OF DUST! 12:37PM,
NOTHING AT ALL!
LIKE I SAID, I’M GOING TO PUT PHARAOH TO SHAME!
AND YOUR JEWISH RABBIS, THE CHIEF LIARS!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU BECOME THE HUNTED ALL OVER THE WORLD, WORSE THAN YOU EVER THOUGHT IT COULD BE!
NOBODY SAYS I’M DEAD AND LIVES TO TELL ABOUT IT!
A RACOON ISLAND!
YOUR FINAL DESTINATION!
A BILLOWING NIGHTMARE!
A JEWISH CITY DEMOLISHED!
A BUNCH OF VAGRANTS ALL OF A SUDDEN!
VISION: SOMEBODY SINGING, “MAKE THAT MOVE, RIGHT NOW, BABY”,
EVERY WORD I SAY ALWAYS COMES TRUE, SAID THE LORD! ALWAYS, WITHOUT A SHADOW OF A DOUBT! 12:40PM,
AND YOU SIT THERE SAYING, “NOT EVERYTHING HE SAYS COMES TRUE”. KEEP WAITING BITCH!
I’MA KNOCK THE STRAW UPON YOUR HEAD!
BURN YOUR NASTY-ASS WIG OFF!
MAKE YOU TUNNEL TO AFRICA TRYING TO HIDE!
TAKE AIR FORCE ONE AND RUP IT TO SHREDS!
A DAFFY DILL NIGHTMARE!
I’MA BRUTALIZE MELANIA AND HER PARTY!
THE BUNCH OF STANK-HO’S!
CALM AND COLLECTIVE, BUT I’MA MAKE YOU RUN LIKE HELL!
I’MA MAKE YOUR WIG STICK TO THE WALL AS YOU RUN!
A PAINT THINNER NIGHTMARE!
A CUCUMBER CRINGE, I’M GOING TO TURN ALL YOUR FACES TO CUCUMBER!
A BEN SASSE NIGHTMARE OF EPIC PROPORTIONS!
SHOW YOU, YOU ARE NOT THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
YOU SAY, “WE DIDN’T SAY THAT”, NO, BUT YOU THOUGHT IT, BITCH! 12:42AM,
MR. DON’T MESS WITH US!
I’MA CRACK YOUR SKULL AND YOUR SKIN!
A BRUTALIZE NIGHTMARE THAT HAS TO BE COVERED FROM AFAR!
THE CONGRESS, THE SENATE, MOST OF THEM ARE GONE!
EVERYBODY IN TOWN IS GONE!
NOBODY LAUGHS AT MY SON AND LIVES!
I’M A BRUTAL-ASS GOD!
NOBODY WISHES HE WAS DEAD, OR WISHES HE WOULD DIE EARLY, EVER LIVES!
HE’S LAUGHING AT YOU, AND I’M LAUGHING AT YOU!
VISION: I’M TALKING TO THE LORD SAYING, “YOU GO FIRST”, LORD REPLIES, “NO, YOU GO FIRST”! I REPLY, NO, NO, YOU GO FIRST. LORD REPLIES, “NO, NO, YOU GO FIRST”! THE LORD REPLIES!
I’MA BRUTALIZE YOU, MAKE YOUR LEADERS RUN AND HIDE IN AFRICA!
THE EX-PALE HORSE RIDER!
HE’S DEPARTED THIS EARTH! NOW HE’S GOT THE POWER MILLION BILLION-FOLD, A TRILLION-FOLD NIGHTMARE! 12:45PM,
LIKE I TOLD YOU, MY SOLDIERS NEVER DIE!
SHINE THE SHOE-MAKER!
VISION: EARTH WIND, AND FIRE SINGING, “SHINE THE LIGHT ON ME”.
YOU DOUCHE BAG, I’MA DO JUST THAT!
SHINE THE LIGHT ON YOUR STUPIDITY!
FOR THE WHOLE WORLD TO SEE!
A FAMILIAR FACE TAKES A NOSEDIVE!
A PETE HEGSETH NIGHTMARE!
I’MA PUMMEL YOU ALL THE WAY TO THE GROUND!
MAKE YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD HAVE RAN WHEN YOU SAW THE ROCKET SHIP IN A PUDDLE OF WATER! (LEARJET 60.)
MAKE YOU ALL WISH YOU SHOULD’VE RAN THEN AND NOW!
VISION: FRED SAMPSON SAYING, “EXCUSE ME DUMMY”,
I’M GOING TO POKE HOLES IN YOUR NIGHTMARE! 12:51AM,
MAKE YOUR HEAD SPIN LIKE A NOODLE TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHAT’S GOING ON!
A BOBBLE HEAD NIGHTMARE, YES, YES, YES, RUN, RUN, RUN!
YOU’RE EXCUSED, JUST RUN!
RUN AND HIDE, SAY TO THE MOUNTAINS, FALL DOWN ON US AND HIDE US FROM AN ANGRY GOD! [REVELATION 6:16],
I’M GOING TO MAKE THAT SAYING FROM MY WORD RING IN YOUR EARS!
ALL NIGHT LONG!
VISION: SONG, “ROCK THE BOAT, DON’T RICK THE BOAT BABY, ROCK THE BOAT, DON’T ROCK THE BOAT OVER”,
NOT ENOUGH ESCAPE HATCHES TO ESCAPE THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’MA MAKE YOU RUN LIKE CHILDREN IN FRONT OF A MINE-SWEEPER!
A SHEER BLASPHEMER’S NIGHTMARE!
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’VE DONE UNTIL YOU’VE DONE IT! 12:54PM,
AND THIS DOESN’T SCRATCH THE SURFACE OF WHAT I’M GOING TO DO TO YOU IN HELL!
OR THE PLANET FURON, A SPECIAL PLACE FOR THE PHARAOH-MINDED!
HORRIFIC NIGHTMARE ALL OVER YOUR SKIN FOR AN ETERNITY!
YOU SHOULD HAVE LEARNED FROM BEN SASSE THAT I DON’T HAVE A CONSCIENCE!
NOT EVER TOWARD MINE ENEMIES! [LUKE 11:27],
A DRACULA NIGHTMARE OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
I’VE ALWAYS GOT MY TEETH OUT!
AND MY CAPE BLOWING IN THE WIND, I’M MOVING SO FAST!
FASTER THAN LIGHTNING!
IT HAS TO CATCH UP WITH ME, I MOVE SO FAST!
HAVEN’T YOU FIGURED THAT OUT?
YOU DUMB BITCH!
A NATALINA NIGHTMARE OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
TOO HOT TO HANDLE! 12:57AM,
NOBODY MAKES ME WAIT AND LIVES!
I’MA DUMP YOU ALL IN A SIMILAR CASKET!
VISION: PEOPLE AROUND THAT KNEW PETE HEGSETH SAYING, “WHAT JUST HAPPENED?”,
A NARROW SKINNY-DIPPING!
I’MA BURY YOU WAY, WAY UNDER THE WATER IN THE OCEAN!
A MISSILE STRIKE LIKE NO OTHER!
I’M NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU A CHANCE TO REPENT GOING DOWN!
I’M GONNA MAKE SURE YOU NEVER GET A CHANCE TO REPENT! I WANT TO GET YOUR ASS THAT BAD!
AND I CERTAINLY WILL!
YOU COULD REPENT RIGHT NOW, AND I’M STILL GETTING YOUR ASS!
AN ANGRY GOD ALMIGHTY!
FOR THAT SERVANT THAT SAYETH IN HIS HEART, MY LORD DELAYETH HIS COMING. I SHALL SURELY COME ON AN HOUR OF WHICH HE THINKS AND KNOWS NOT! [MATTHEW 24:48, LUKE 12:45],
ALL OF YOU BETTER LISTEN TO MY WORD AND AARON PRICE! 12:59AM,
I KNOW AND HEAR YOUR EVERY THOUGHT! [HEBREWS 4:12],
AND I CALCULATE LIKEWISE!
WAY BEFORE YOU WERE EVER BORN, OR BEFORE MANKIND EVER EXISTED!
AND YOU THINK YOU’RE SMART AGAINST THE GOD ALMIGHTY AND AGAINST AARON!
WHERE WERE YOU WHEN I KICKED EVE AND ADAM OUT OF THE GARDEN?
I MADE SURE HER ASS WENT FIRST!
TALKING HER HUSBAND INTO FOOLISHNESS!
UTTER NONSENSE!
EATING CALMLY, I’MA MAKE YOUR ASS RUN LIKE HELL!
BECAUSE YOU’RE ON THE MENU, BITCH!
I’M GONNA EAT YOUR SKULL AND PULL YOUR BRAINS OUT!
A CLAM CROWDER NIGHTMARE!
A SOUP-DE-VILLE DESSERT! 1:02PM,
A HERO’S WELCOME TURNED INTO A NIGHTMARE!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING OF TRUMP, “THIS FOOL STARTED A WAR OVER AARON”.
“DARED HIS GOD”,
VISION: SONG, “YOU’RE LEAVING ON THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN TO THE ISLAND, THE ISLAND OF PATMOS”,
THE ISLAND OF HELL!
I’M GONNA TAKE YOU AND YOUR SECURITY WITH YOU DOWN THE PIKE!
A UNI-BUCKET NIGHTMARE, I’M GOING TO DROWN YOU ALL!
A LIVE-IN NANNY NIGHTMARE!
AND YOU’RE OH SO SMART!
A COLONEL BUTTON UP YOUR JACKET WORLD WAR!
TACTICAL NUCLEAR WEAPONS ARE OFF!
SCHEDULED TO HIT WITHIN ONE HOUR!
IT’S THE DOOMSDAY SCENARIO!
A NEW MISSILE HAS TAKEN OURS DOWN!
YOU HAVEN’T DISCOVERED YET!
THEY’RE PAYING MANY IN THE UNITED STATES TO SLEEP! 1:06PM,
THE DUMB CIA NEVER TOLD US ABOUT THIS!
BUT THEY CAN TELL US ALL WE WANTED TO HEAR ABOUT KILLING AARON!
NEVER, EVER, SAID THE LORD!
I’MA UNITE THE BREAKFAST CLUB AGAINST YOU, CALLING YOU DUMB BITCHES!
AN UNCENSORED CURSE-OUT AND WIPEOUT!
FROM ALL THE NEWS REPORTS AND NEWS AGENCIES!
THE WHITE REPORT!
I’M GOING TO BLISTER YOUR ASS REAL GOOD, CONGRESS! 1:07PM, 11-7-26,
A SENATORIAL NIGHTMARE!
DON’T BE IN TOWN WHEN I COME!
I’M KILLING OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
A DAFFY DILL, DAFFY DUCK UNITED NIGHTMARE!
DOZENS AND DOZENS DEAD, AND DOZENS OF BILLIONS DEAD!
YOU WERE TOO STUPOD TO REQUEST ACT FIVE! 1:08PM,
THE DELIMA, “WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?” IT’S CRYSTAL CLEAR, STUPID!
A HAZMAT SUIT, STOCK UP, BITCH!
ORDER AS MANY AS YOU CAN, BUT I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU STILL CAN’T FULFILL THE ORDERS!
A JURISPRUDENCE CIA NICKELODEON NIGHTMARE, LIKE I SAID, I’M GOING TO GET YOUR CHILDREN!
ORDER THAT BABY-SMALL AND THAT BABY-MEDIUM!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOUR MOTHER WEEP AS SHE PUT IT ON!
DADDY TEARING UP TOO!
THE WALKING DEAD, WORSE THAN HELL!
NO LIGHTS, TRYING TO FIGHT IN COMPLETE DARKNESS!
I’M GOING TO BE MORE BRUTAL THAN THE CIA COULD EVER IMAGINE!
MAKE THEM WALK AND HIDE AMONG THE TOMBSTONES!
WISHING THEY WERE DEAD! 1:11PM,
A MERRIWEATHER KNOCKOUT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
A NO MÁS TITLE, BUT I STILL DON’T STOP HITTING YOUR ASS!
I’M GONNA RUN YOU ALL OVER THE RING UNTIL YOU FALL DOWN DEAD!
I’MA MAKE THE REFEREE RUN WHILE I CAPTURE YOUR ASS!
NOBODY’S STOPPING ME!
NOT NO TRUCE, NOT NO TREATY!
THE PERSIAN GULF!
A NEW NIGHTMARE!
A DYING OUTCOME!
A BRITTLE NOOSE, I’M GOING TO MAKE IT BREAK LOOSE ON YOUR ASS! 1:27PM,
