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4-5-26 I’M GONNA STRETCH ALL THE WAY OVER THE MOON! 12:26PM, 4-5-26,I’M A VIOLENT GOD! I’M GOING TO COMBINE TWO JETS INTO ONE! 12:12PM, 4-5-26, A SOPHOMORE TRYOUT! AMATEUR HOUR! VISION: CHAKA KAHN SINGING, “I FEEL FOR TOU”, AN AMAZING BATTERING RAM! A DEEP FAKE! TAYLOR STREET! 12:14, 4-5-26, FIRST I’M GOING TO HELP YOU, THEN I’M NOT GOING TO HELP YOU! DID I MENTION, MY FISTS ARE MADE OF IRON? HEAVEN’S IRON, NOT THE IRON YOU FIND ON EARTH! A DIFFERENT KIND OF ANIMAL ALTOGETHER!SO TO SPEAK! MY FISTS ARE BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION! AN INCALCULABLE NIGHTMARE! MADE ESPECIALLY FOR THE SADDUCEES AND THE PHARISEES AND THOSE LIKE THEM! 12:16PM,

4-5-26
TRASH CAN! 6:33AM,
REAL ESTATE!
A LADY!
AMATEUR LOVE!
WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING?
SISTER JET! 7:01AM, 4-5-26,
LOWER YOUR WEAPONS!
HIT JOB!
DIFFICULT!
AN IMPORTANT DOCUMENT! 9:51AM,

VISION: SALERNO BUTTER COOKIE IN MIDAIR,
A SLIP AND SLIDE!
I’MA DROWN YOUR SOLDIERS! 11:52AM, 4-5-26,
WE’RE GOING BACK TO SQUARE ONE!
A MACON GEORGIA HITMAN!
A SALAD-MEISTER!
IT’S BREWING!
TEMPTATION ALLEY!

YOU GOT AN EASTER GIFT AND YOU’RE STILL NOT RUNNING!
YOU MUST THINK I’M SOME KIND OF FOOL!
THE SALAD MAN RETURNS!
I’M GOING TO DRUM UP THE ATMOSPHERE!
A COLD SHOEHORN!
I’MA MAKE MYSELF CLEAR, CRYSTAL CLEAR!
JASPER IRON!
A PRESIDENT FALLS DOWN! 11:56AM, 4-5-26,
I’M GOING TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE!
KNOCK HIS EYESOCKETS OUT!
A WIMBLEDON CHAMPIONSHIP!
A FORMULA ONE DISASTER!
AN IMITATION GRAIN/GREEN!
MEDITATE!
I’M GONNA SHOW YOU THAT I’M HOTTER THAN HELL!
A MEAN STREAK OF GOODNESS! 11:58AM,
I’M NOT GOING TO BE NICE NEXT TIME!
THE DAVID MARCH!
FORGOT NOT TO HONOR THY FATHER AND THY MOTHER!
HONOR MARY AND THE KING, THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!
I’M GOING TO TOPPLE YOUR GOVERNMENT!
BURN IT TO THE GROUND!
VISION: DOG WITH A GREEN CREDIT CARD IN HIS MOUTH,
I’M GOING TO PEEL BACK THE ONION!
SPLATTER MANY A BLOOD!
A VIOLENT HASHTAG!
STEAL/STEEL OATS AND GRITS!
POLLY SHORE WANT-A-CRACKER!
IT IS WRITTEN, THOU SHALL HAVE NO OTHER GOD BESIDE ME!


VISION: SOMEBODY SCREAMING, SOMEBODY GOING OVERBOARD INTO A SPLASH OF WATER, CAN’T TELL WHICH IS SCREAMING,
AN EDDIE CURRY MONSTER COMING AFTER YOU! 12:06PM,
AND MONSTERS FOR PEOPLE THAT FAVORED AARON!
CUCKOO CUCHOO, MRS. ROBINSON!
YOU GET NO MORE CHANCES!


A HANDS DOWN BAT JOB!
I’MA BAT YOUR PLANE RIGHT OUT OF THE SKY! 12:09PM, 4-5-26,
OVER A HUNDRED PEOPLE DEAD!
A RICHTER SCALE MOMENT!
OF COURSE I KNOW HOW MANY I’M GOING TO KILL! I’M JUST GOING TO LEAVE YOU IN SUSPENSE!
IS IT A MILITARY JET, OR IS IT A CIVILIAN JET?
I HAVE POWER OVER ALL OF MANKIND AND ALL UNIVERSES!
OR MAYBE I’LL JUST GET BOTH!
SEE HOW KIND I CAN BE!
A PORTUGAL NIGHTMARE! 12:11PM,
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “WHERE THE HELL IS THAT PAPER?”,
“LET’S GET THE PRESIDENT TO SIGN IT RIGHT AWAY”,
A STEPPING STONE! 12:12PM,
A BLOOD CURDLING AFFAIR!


I’M GOING TO COMBINE TWO JETS INTO ONE! 12:12PM, 4-5-26,
A SOPHOMORE TRYOUT!
AMATEUR HOUR!
VISION: CHAKA KAHN SINGING, “I FEEL FOR TOU”,


AN AMAZING BATTERING RAM!
A DEEP FAKE!
TAYLOR STREET! 12:14, 4-5-26,
FIRST I’M GOING TO HELP YOU, THEN I’M NOT GOING TO HELP YOU!
DID I MENTION, MY FISTS ARE MADE OF IRON?
HEAVEN’S IRON, NOT THE IRON YOU FIND ON EARTH!
A DIFFERENT KIND OF ANIMAL ALTOGETHER!
SO TO SPEAK!
MY FISTS ARE BEYOND YOUR IMAGINATION!
AN INCALCULABLE NIGHTMARE!
MADE ESPECIALLY FOR THE SADDUCEES AND THE PHARISEES AND THOSE LIKE THEM! 12:16PM,

MOSES!
ALWAYS QUOTING MOSES, BUT NEVER OBEYING HIM!
A PILOT CRASH! 12:17PM, 4-5-26,
ONCE I DID THE CONVICTION, PAUPERS WILL FOLLOW!
I’MA SMEAR THE BLOOD REAL THICK AND THIN!
A JAM-PACKED FUNERAL EITHER WAY YOU LOOK AT IT!


VISION: SOMEBODY WITH THEIR HAND ON A STABILIZER BAR IN THE BATHROOM,
I’MA UNSTABLE YOUR JET! 13:19PM, 4-5-26,
TEAR IT UP RIGHT IN THE SKY!

ALONG WITH TWO UNITS!
VISION: DINOSAUR TARANASOURUS REX WALKING,
A MONSTER FROM HEAVEN!
FRON ANOTHER DIMENSION THAT IS!
SO STRONG AS HELL!
IT’S CRUNCH, CRUNCH TIME! 12:21PM,
I’M LIVID FOR YOU FOR CHALLENGING AARON ANOTHER DAY,
OR HIS FAMILY!
A BEATTY CHOW DOWN HOUR!
I’M GONNA CHEW DOWN ON HIS LIPS!
AND HIS SKIN, AS WELL AS YOURS!
A MARKY MARK PILLOW!
VISION: MICHAEL JACKSON SINGING, “REMEMBER THE TIME”,
I’M A WELL PREPARED HITMAN!
A GARGANTUAN MISTAKE TO WAIT ANOTHER DAY!
STUTTER ISLAND!
A BRIEFCASE WITH A TIME BOMB IN IT!
VISION: MADEA, WHITE HAIR CURLS, BLACK RIM GLASSES,
I’M GOING TO SEAR THE FLESH!
NIT FOR HOMOSEXUALITY, BUT BECAUSE YOU DIDN’T HELP AARON!
I CARE NOT ABOUT HOMOSEXUALITY, MY BLOOD COVERS EVERYTHING!
BUT NOT HELPING AARON, YOU GOT HELL TO PAY! 12:26PM,

I’M GONNA STRETCH ALL THE WAY OVER THE MOON! 12:26PM, 4-5-26,
I’M A VIOLENT GOD!

I’M GOING TO MAKE THE HOMOSEXUALS TEACH YOU A LESSON IN HUMILITY!
YOU ASTONISHED AT WHO GETS TO HEAVEN AND WHO DOESN’T!
PRIDE IS THE SIN I HATE THE MOST!

A HYPOCRITES UNITED!
DOJ, FBI, AT THE FRONT OF THD LINE IN HELL!
ALONG WITH ALL THOSE THAT HATE ME!
VISION: HEAVY IRON ANVIL VICEGRIP,
A NOTICE OF DESTRUCTION!
A LINCOLN NAVI ROOM!
A CIVIL SERVANT!
I’M GOING TO BLOCK THE HUMAN AIRWAY!
A CASSIUS CLAY MOMENT,
ON THE RICHTER SCALE!
I’M BLOCKING ARTERIES AND TACTICAL TEAMS! 12:34PM,
DUMP YOU IN THE WORLDWIDE SEA OF DEATH AND FLAMES!
A WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER!
A HOCKEY MAD INVENTION!
A TUBE HERO!
JUST-IN-TIME WHITAKER MASTER!
ONE OF OUR OWN!
SIT UP FRONT IF YOU’RE SCARED!
A BITTER OUTCOME!
“I DIDN’T THINK THEY HAD THE BOMB”,
THEY DID!
I’M GOING TO SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET!
I CONTROL THE AIRWAVES!
A DOWNTOWN DEMOLISHED!
UNBELIEVABLE!
A SMASHING SUCCESS!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “GET D ME TWO NAPKINS TO COVER THE SOUP”,
I’M GOING TO ADDRESS YOUR ANIMALISTIC BEHAVIOR TOWARD AARON!
I HEAR EVERY WORD AND EVERY THOUGHT!
ASK ANTHONY HILL! 12:39PM,
I’M GOING TO BREAK BONES ON A FORTNITE!
REACH ACROSS COUNTRY AND SNATCH IT BACK!
A TALIBAN HEROIN!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU FORGET ABOUT IRAN, I’M GOING TO BEE SO VIOLENT!
A MAGISTRATE WILL FOLLOW!
VISION: SOMEBODY SAYING, “CINA”,
SEIZE THE OPPORTUNITY!
A BANGLADESH CHESS!
SUPER ALLIES!
CHINA AND THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’MA KEEP POUNDING AND POUNDING YOUR FLESH!
HEARTMAKERS AND PACEMAKERS!
I’MA CRIPPLD YOU IN DEATH!
A SUPER ALLY LIKE NO OTHER!
THE GIFT OF GOOD ‘N PLENTY!
COHORTS!
A GEMINI TERRIER!
A PAKISTANI ARMY! 12:43PM,
I’M GOING TO TURN MANY PEOPLE AGAINST YOU!
IN FEAR OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
“WHO GAVE ME THE LOTUS HAIRCUT?”,
I’MA STEAL ON YOU WITHOUT YOU KNOWKNG IT!
BANG THAT LITTLE GIRL!
THE GETTYSBURG ADDRESS FOR THE TRUMP FAMILY!
I’M GOING TO GET FOUR AT ONCE!
FOUR LITTLE ONES!
I’M GONNA GET TWO BOXES!
A CHIRP, CHIRP CHICKADEE!
IT’S PEREZ HILTON DAY!
70% OF AMERICA WILL BE DEAD! 12:46PM, 4-5-26,
EVERYTHING’S A SYMBOL FOR SOMETHING ELSE!
TOUCH NOTBMY ANOINTING AND DO MY PROPHET NO HARM! [1 CHRONICLES 16:22, PSALMS 105:15],
YOU VIOLATE THAT EVERY DAY!
A SHIP AHOY SUIT! 12:47PM,
VERSE, VERSE YOU WENT TO TWENTY!
A HALLUCINOGENIC!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU SEE WHAT ISN’T THERE!
CRASH THAT PLANE AND THAT OXFORD UNIT! 12:48PM, 4-5-26,
A JEFFREY MANOR SYNDROME!
NOT ONE DIME FOR MY FRIEND! I’M GOING TO GET YOU!
IT’S SLAVE MASTER TIME!
VISION: BALD-HEADED BLACK MAN WITH A BOW AND ARROW POINTING IT AT SOMEONE, CROUCHED DOWN,
VISION: JAMES BROWN SINGING, “SOMEONE, SOMEONE”,
CALL IT, “MOVE BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY”,
APOLOGIZE!
A 600 MILLION HEFTY BAG!
OR I’LL TAKE 600 MILLION LIVES!
I’M GONNA TAKE YOU OFF OF CRAIGSLIST,
AND PUT YOU ON MY LIST!
A HONEYWELL ITEM! 12:52PM,
I’M GOING TO TURN THE HEAT UP ON YOU!
SINCE YOU’RE SO SMART!
SINCE YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHO’S GUILTY!
A PARAMETER YOU CAN’T FLY AWAY FROM!
I’MA TEACH AND KILL 25!
YOU BETTER BE NICE TO THEM!
ESPECIALLY AARON!
A CRITICAL NATURE, NOT A MYTH!
THAT’S THE AGREEMENT!
A BIG ONE!
A SUNSHINE GROUP!
VISION: SOMEBODY STUFFING A KIDS BODY INTO A STAND-UP CLOSET, SECTIONED OFF FOR OTHER KIDS BABY’S BODIES IN A ROW,
A EUROPEAN MESS, YOU’RE NOW ON THE HOOK!
VISION: SOMEBODY CARRYING 5FT BOX,
THIS REPRESENTS THREE OR FOUR HUNDRED, BIG NUMBER,
A TALIBAN NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO WRESTLE YOU TO THE GROUND! 1:03PM,

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