I HEAR SOMEBODY YELLING, HEY, A LADY FROM A COMMERCIAL YELLING, HEY, PELICAN MAN!
THE CRAIGSLIST NIGHTMARE
SURELY, I DO A NEW THING IN YOUR LIFE!
A 10-DAY SETTLEMENT!
A VAST LOCATION!
I’LL MAKE EVERYTHING ELSE YOU EVER DONE! I’LL MAKE EVERYTHING ELSE YOU’VE EVER DONE A PICNIC!
I HEAR A KID YELLING, OUCH CHARLIE, IT HURTS!
A NICOTINE FIT!
I’M GOING TO DRIVE YOU MAD AND BAT CRAZY!
AN INTOLERABLE FEAR
I’M GOING TO DRIVE YOUR ORANGE JUMPSUIT CRAZY!
BATTER YOU AROUND LIKE A PING PONG BALL (3 STABBED)!
A NEVER-ENDING GAME!
GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!
I’M GONNA RUN YOU OVER BEFORE THE RACE STARTS!
A HOLDING PATTERN!
A JEWISH TRIBE!
SATAN, KNOWS, IF HE DOESN’T HURT YOU REAL BAD, I’M GOING TO HURT HIM REAL BAD!
YOU’VE REACHED THIS LEVEL PRETTY FAST! 12:56 PM
4-9-26
Vision: Flame on a pot boiling something, top on it,
THE WEBSITE! 3:49am,
Vision: Rhinoceros rambling down the street hitting cars, in particular a pickup truck from behind,
Vision: Hordes of walking dead people walking this way,
A STAMPEDE!
THE PRESS!
Vision: Helicopter landing in front of me,
Vision: Lady in Walmart uniform walking through a Walmart parking lot,
I’M GOING TO TARGET GRANDMA, (ELDERLY WOMAN STABBED)!
SINCE YOU’RE SO STUBBORN! 6:13pm,
PUSH HER DOWN THE STEPS AND UP THE RIVER!
IT’S BEEN QUIET FOR MY PEACE OF MIND, BUT I’M RAMPING UP THINGS!
I RESTED ON THE SEVENTH DAY,
BUT I’M ABOUT TO KILL 70 (70 YEAR OLD MAN STABBED) OF YOU ALL AT ONCE, BOIL YOUR FLESH! 6:15pm,
A NUCLEAR WASTELAND!
I’MA CALCULATE A NEW NIGHTMARE!
I’VE HAD PLENTY OF PLANNING DURING THE BREAK!
A WHOLESALE SLAUGHTER OF AGENTS!
Vision: Negan saying, “Boo, ha, ha, I’m back”,
I’M GOING TO CRUSH YOUR SKULL!
AN ANTHONY HILL FIGUREHEAD!
I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU THE SATURDAY (LUCIFER ATTACKED ON SATURDAY) NIGHT SPECIAL!
I’M GOING TO BLIND YOU WITH ONE WHOP!
A HEART’S DESIRE!
I’M FRANTIC TO GET AT YOU AGAIN!
A BUSHWHACK GNOMER!
A PSYCHIC? I’M GOING TO KILL YOUR PSYCHICS!
THE DOUGHNUT MAN, A HOLE IN ONE!
KILL WHOEVER THOUGHT TO SAY THAT!
KILL YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!
LET’S SEE HOW MUCH OF A PSYCHIC I AM!
IT’S A HORRIBLE NIGHTMARE!
Revelation 2:23
23 And I will kill her children with death; and all the churches shall know that I am he which searcheth the reins and hearts: and I will give unto every one of you according to your works.
Vision: Giant half alien half mechanical spider, as tall as 10 skyscrapers, walking,
I’MA TUNNEL YOU A NEW NIGHTMARE!
STRETCH IT AROUND THE WORLD!
I’MA SEIZE YOUR SHIPS!
AN ORGANIZED JALOPY!
Vision: Rick Stan saying, “We can’t find the sailors”,
I’MA SPLIT THE DOME OFF!
Vision: Somebody saying, “It happened so fast”,
TILT YOUR HEAD DOWN, WAY DOWN LOW!
A LONG ATTACK!
I’M GOING TO SAY SOMETHING BEFORE YOU INTERRUPT!
MY FIST, SAID THE LORD!
I’MA POISON THE CHANNEL!
HIT YOU HARD OVER THE AIRWAVES!
A STIFF-NECKED AND STUBBORN PEOPLE!
I’MA CRACK EVERY ONE OF YOUR SKULLS!
HAVE THAT SURGEON D
RILL, BABY, DRILL!
A SCORSESE ATTACK!
I’MA KILL YOU FOR LAUGHING! 6:25pm,
TAKE THAT CONEHEAD OFF!
CANCERIZE THE ISSUE!
BOB BELL PHENOMENON!
I’MA LET LOOSE ON YOU LIKE NO OTHER!
A CRACKER BARREL, CRACKER JACK!
KNOW EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF, EVERY MAN KILLING ANOTHER!
I’MA TURN YOU INTO ZOMBIEZ NOT KNOWING WHO IS WHO!
A STRIPTEASE AFFAIR!
JUDGEMENT DAY IS HERE!
YOU DON’T HAVE TO WAIT ANY MORE!
A PONTIUS PILATE NIGHTMARE!
I’MA EEK OUT A VICTORY!
BRING THE SALAD MAN WITH ME!
WITH A HILL-FIGURE ATTITUDE!
STOMP YOU TO DEATH!
A POLAROID MOMENT!
ENTERTAIN MYSELF!
A DAFFY DUCK BILL MOMENT!
I’M GOING TO PUT YOUR POSTER ALL OVER THE NEWS! 6:29pm,
A GARGANTUAN NIGHTMARE!
Vision: Rick on a horse saying, “The hunter”,
Vision: Metal cross, light going through a horizontal cross,
I’M EXTREMELY ACCURATE, SAID THE LORD!
NOBODY GETS AWAY FROM ME, SURVEILLANCE TEAM!
I’M GOING TO REACH IN THE BACK OF YOUR WHITE HOUSE AND PULL SOMEONE TO THE FRONT!
A BILLOWING NEWS AFFAIR, THEN I’M GOING TO CRUSH THEIR SKULL!
MAT THAT NAPPY HEAD!
I’M GONNA MAKE THE EARTH STAND STILL!
FOR THE MOMENT!
ESAU HAVE I HATED! [Romans 9:13],
A DEVASTATING TRIBUNAL!
A BOX OF GOOD ‘N PLENTY!
A LICORICE NIGHTMARE!
COLORFUL BLOOD AND MAYHEM!
AN EXPLOSION LIKE NO OTHER!
A DAFFY DILL ENVELOPE! 6:34pm,
YOU’RE SURPRISED, I AIN’T!
Vision: Daryll got a lady by the pony tail,
I’MA SPIN YOUR HEAD RIGHT INTO A CONCRETE BATTER!
YOU FEMALES, I’MA GET YOU REAL GOOD!
A BATTERING RAM LIKE NO OTHER!
YOU SNICKERING BITCH, I SEE YOU, I ALWAYS SEE YOU!
I’MA CRUNCH YOUR TONSILLITIS!
I’MA GIVE YOUR PSYCHIC A PROPER BURIAL!
THE GREATEST NUMBER OF FACTS!
I’MA MAKE YOU GUESS WHAT I’M GOING TO DO NEXT, THEN I’M GOING TO TELL YOU!
I’M BORED WITH THIS FIGHT! I’M GOING TO START SWINGING MY GOLF CLUB LIKE IT’S NO RULES!
Vision: Somebody at a formal press conference, State Department or the White House, announcing at the podium, “Eight people are dead”,
NOT AN ORDINARY DEATH! 6:39pm,
88!
A HOME RUN INN!
A NAGASAKI MOMENT!
I’M GONNA WIPE THE FLOOR WITH YOUR SNEAKY ASS!
Vision: Somebody with a CLOWN mask on, hat, laughing, big round clown nose,
ANYTHING BUT GIVE GOD THE CREDIT!
I’M GONNA MAKE EVERYBODY BOO YOU IN HELL!
YOU’RE GOING TO BE THE OPENING ACT OF TORMENT!
AN ACORN FIT!
I’MA LEVEL THE PLAYING FIELD!
A JOSHUA TITLE!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU BEG FOR FORGIVENESS!
AND I’MA KILL YOU THE MORE!
THE LAST SUPPER!
A SYMBOL FOR SOMETHING ELSE!
A FATAL MISS HEART ATTACK!
A LONELY WIDOW!
I DON’T NEED A PEP TALK!
MAGGIE! 6:49pm,
I’M GOING TO KILL THE FIRST LADY!
INTERRUPT YOUR SCHEDULE!
I’MA SCORE A BILL OF FOOD!
Vision: Mini mushroom cloud right in front of me,
PRAYING DELIVER US FROM EVIL! I’M GOING TO DELIVER YOU RIGHT INTO THE HANDS OF EVIL!
PUNCTURE YOUR SQUARE!
YOU MIGHT AS WELL STOP PRAYING OR GO TO THE PRESS!
SHARE WITH ME THE DETAILS OF YOUR DEATH!
I’M GONNA MAKE YOU WRITE IT ON A TABLET IN HELL! 6:51pm,
I WARNED YOU, YOUR SALVATION IS NEXT!
Vision: P-Diddy being freed, people swarming him,
A TEMPEST IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM!
Vision: Child that can barely stand looking at me in bewilderment, saying, “Why me?”,
I’M CRUEL AND NASTY! 7:04pm,
A MORE RECENT SIDE OF SALAD!
A REGULAR NIGHTMARE!
I’M GOING TO PULL YOU RIGHT OFF THE SHELF!
Vision: Trump, Somebody saying, “A lightning fast master”, seeing him from the head up,
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU REALIZE THE TRUTH ON THE WEBSITE!
EVERY WORD COMES TRUE!
A BIG BIRD SPECIAL!
YOU’RE GONNA GET TO THE WASHROOM REAL GOOD!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE I GIVE YOU A PSYCHIC NIGHTMARE!
PSYCHEDELIC COLORS ALL OVER THE PLACE!
I’M GOING TO WASH MY HANDS OF YOU,
WITH DEATH AND MAYHEM!
THE CHILDREN SCREAM IT OUT LOUD!
HILLARY CLINTON!
YOU BETTER ACKNOWLEDGE ME BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE! 7:08pm,
I’MA SLAP DOWN THE TURKEY! 7:09pm,
A RIGHT HAND BLUFF!
I’M GOING TO WORK TO KEEP YOU OUT OF THE MOST SENSITIVE PART!
DUST THOU ART! [Genesis 3:19],
A BILLINGS MOMENT!
STAY ON THE ART OF THE FILE, O DOUBLE “L”! (OWL)
WHEN HAS YOUR PEOPLE RAISED THE DEAD?
OR SHOWN ANY KIND OF MIRACLES!
A SUMMERFEST LIKE NO OTHER!
A DIP SLEEVE!
UNEMPLOYMENT!
SHATTERING NEWS AFFAIR!
I’MA BUILD A SPECIAL KIND OF NOOSE,
AND HANG YOU WITH IT!
CATAPULT YOU INTO THE AIR!
JUNGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS!
A MONUMENT OF FAITH HISTORY!
I’M GOING TO HAVE CHINA HIT YOU REAL HARD IN THE FACE!
A CHINESE OUTCOME! 7:17pm,
A LED-BETTER MOMENT!
GETTLEMAN, I’M GOING TO TEAR HIS FACE OFF!
A BOILING FACTOR!
I’MA SWITCH GEARS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROW!
I’M BOLD AS HELL!
GET THE JUDGE AND THE JURY!
I’MA BREAK SOME MORE BONES!
A DOUBLE FISH FILET CARTOON!
A JOINT APP!
PULL THAT PLANE RIGHT OUT OF THE AIR! 7:22pm, 4-9-26,
AND BLAME YOU FOR IT,
AND KILL YOU FOR IT!
WORRIED ABOUT THE PLANE, I’M GOING TO KILL YOU!
TAKE ALL YOUR WORRIES AWAY AND PUT YOU IN HELL!
A DUST STORM MAGNET!
SHOW YOU WHO’S BOSS!
AN ANTHONY HILL FIGUREHEAD! 7:23pm,
I’MA BREAK TOO MANY BONES!
A NIGHTMARE ALLEY FOR YOUR SWAT TEAM!
Vision: LORD suddenly appearing with a golf club middle of height, swinging and hitting the nose of the plane,
AN AIRTIME DISASTER,
I’MA SLAM YOUR MILITARY MIGHT TO THE GROUND! 7:26pm,
A CALCULATED SUICIDE!
OVER A HUNDRED PEOPLE ABOARD!
GETTYSBURG ADDRESS!
A GOVERNMENT OUTCOME, A GOVERNMENT KNOCKDOWN!
YOU’RE SO STUPID, I CAN’T STAND THE LAUGHTER!
IT’S MY WINDOW, AND I CAN’T STAND THE RAIN!
A TOTAL COLLAPSE OF JUDGEMENT!
DEATH, DEATH, AND MORE DEATH!
A ZEBRA!
A JEALOUS STREAK! 7:30pm,
LITTLE ONE RIDING HOOD!
A JACOBIDIAN TERROR!
THE SALAD MAN RETURNS!
Vision: Song, “Let me fill your hearts with joy and laughter”,
A BUMBLEBEE ATTACK!
A BUZZSAW MARATHON!
I’MA CHOP AND BUZZ YOUR PLANES APART!
ATTACK ONE AFTER THE OTHER!
A RUSSIAN RETALIATION!
I’MA SPARK THE FUSE!
Vision: Good Times Lady saying, “Damn, Damn, Damn!”,
Vision: Somebody saying, “I didn’t know he could be that skillful, his God that is”,
YOU AIN’T SEEN NOTHING YET, YOU FOOL!
I PLANT AND MAP THE UNIVERSES!
TELL THEM WHICH WAY TO ROTATE AND WHICH WAY TO GO!
I’M THE ALMIGHTY FATHER, IN THE NAME OF THE LORD JESUS CHRIST!
MY SPIRIT MOVED UPON THE WATERS! [Genesis 1:2],
A TRINITY MARATHON! 7:34pm,
A BUNCH OF FOOLS, TRYING TO FIGURE ME OUT!
TATTLETALE!
A DEPUTY WHITEWASH!
LET ME BRING THE CASE TO A CLOSE!
A FRIGHTENING CLOSE!
I’MA PUT YOU IN A JALOPY, AND KILL YOU!
TELL YOU IT’S AN ANTIQUE,
AND SLOW WALK YOU TO DEATH (HE WAS WALKING SLOWLY WHEN HE BROKE 3 BONES IN HIS BODY, ELBOW AND FEET)!
A BATTERING RAM OF MY FIST!
I BET ANTHONY HILL DOESN’T BELIEVE I’M A PSYCHIC ANYMORE!
I’M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THE SAME!
I’M GOING TO BREAK YOUR DAUGHTER’S BONES RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU, SAID THE LORD!
A FAMILY MATTERS OUTCOME!
LET’S SEE HOW BOLD YOU ARE WHEN I BREAK YOUR FAMILY’S BONES! 7:36pm,
MR. “AIN’T NOBODY GONNA STOP ME WHERE THE CHARGES ARE CONCERNED”!
I’MA BREAK EVERY ONE OF THEM FROM THE YOUNGEST TO THE OLDEST!
A NON-STOP MARATHON OF MARCHING AROUND THE WORLD AND AROUND THE FBI, DOJ, AND TRUMP’S FAMILY!
MR. NOBODY TELLS US WHAT TO DO!
I’M GOING TO ENTERTAIN MYSELF REAL GOOD!
I’MA BREAK BONES RIGHT IN THE WHITE HOUSE!
TELL TRUMP TO GET READY, I’M COMING AFTER HIS FAMILY!
SEE HOW MUCH OF A PSYCHIC I AM!
A CHATTANOOGA AFFAIR, A CHOO-CHOO TRAIN AFFAIR!
ONE AFTER THE OTHER, BROKEN BONES GALORE!
SNAP, SNAP, AND CRACKLE AND POP!
I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU HEAR IT OUT LOUD!
A SUBSTANTIAL HITMAN! 7:39pm,
DOJ, I’MA MIRROR IT IN YOUR FAMILY!
MAKE YOU WATCH THE DISASTER RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOU AND SCREAM LIKE HELL!
I’M THE BROKEN BONES MEISTER!
LIKE ANTHONY HILL, I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU WONDER WHAT I’M GONNA DO NEXT!
ALL YOU KNOW IS THAT I’M GONNA BE VIOLENT!
A HILL-FIGURE NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
CRUMPLE YOUR SOLDIERS! 7:41pm, 4-9-26,
CRACKLE, SNAP, POP!
MY NEW iTUNES FORMULA!
SO MANY WITH BROKEN BONES!
AND NOT A SCRATCH ON THEIR BODY!
I’M THE MIRACLE BONE-BREAKER!
LET YOU KNOW IT WAS ME, THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
I’MA BREAK THE BONES IN THE WOMB!
MAKE YOU GATHER A DATABASE OF WHO’S PREGNANT IN THE DOJ, FBI!
A MATERNITY LEAVE LIKE NO OTHER!
CALL IT “THE BROKEN BONES PLAGUE”!
A NEW PLAGUE THAT I NEVER SHOWED TO MOSES! 7:42am,
A WHOLE ‘NOTHER DIFFERENT KIND OF ANIMAL!
I’M GOING TO COLLECT 50,000 OF YOU IN ONE WHOP!
SHOW YOU I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
MAKE YOU LIMP AND HOP FOREVER IN HELL AND ON EARTH!
SOME OF YOU, I’MA TAKE YOUR LEG COMPLETELY OFF!
I’M A STARK RAVING MAD LUNATIC WHEN IT COMES TO VIOLENCE!
NO ONE IN HEAVEN AND EARTH OR THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSES COULDN’T COMPETE WITH ME! I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, AND I’M GOING TO SHOW YOU
AND PROVE TO YOU, I’M THE ALMIGHTY GOD, AND AARON IS MY PROPHET!
I’MA TEASE YOU WITH SKILLFUL PLAY!
YOU NEVER THOUGHT ANTHONY HILL WOULD BE MY SYMBOL OF VIOLENCE AGAINST YOU! 7:44pm,
A DISASTER STRAIGHT OUT OF NOWHERE!
“I wasn’t doing nothing, I don’t even know why I fell”,
CAUSE I KICKED YOUR ASS, BITCH!
Vision: Somebody saying, “Jesus, calm down, you’re going to crumple the whole earth!”,
MY ANGELS KNOW MY POWER BUT YOU’RE A FOOL!
TEST ME OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
WONDERING HOW MUCH POWER I GOT!
I’M A MADMAN WITH AN AXE IN MY HAND, AN AXE STRAIGHT FROM HEAVEN, I’M A MADMAN!
I’MA PEEL YOUR BRAIN IN HALF!
STRIKE THREE, YOU’RE OUT! I’M GOING TO START WITH STRIKE THREE!
KNOCK YOU COMPLETELY OUT THIS LIFE!
A COPENHAGEN EVENT!
I’MA STUDY HOW TO USE LARGE WORDS ON YOU, LARGE WORDS OF VIOLENCE! 7:47pm,
MAKE SURE YOU GET THE PICTURE!
JIFFY CAT, CORN AND I DON’T CARE!
I’M GOING TO MOVE IN A SPLIT MINUTE!
AND THE SADDUCEES AND THE PHARISEES, A JEWISH NIGHTMARE!
I’M GONNA MAKE THE WAR NOT WORTH IT!
THE HEADLINES, DUMB-ASS TRUMP!
“What did he think was going to happen?”,
NOBODY PLAYS WITH ME AND LIVES!
NOT A HAPPY LIFE, THAT IS!
I AM THE GREAT TORMENTOR! [Matthew 8:29, Luke 8:28],
BUT YOU WERE TOO SLOW TO READ MY WORD AND FIGURE THAT OUT!
OTHER WORLDS NEW WHO I WAS, BUT NOT YOUR DUMB-ASS!
I’M HAPPY TO OBLIGE YOU!
I’M GONNA STUN THE TECHNICIAN AND THE STATISTICIAN!
MAKE YOU BELIEVE IN THE STARS ABOVE!
THAT THEY ARE RULED BY THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
WAKE UP SWEET SUSIE! 7:51pm,
IT’S TIME TO GET YOUR CANCER REPORT!
A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN!
I’M GOING TO TAKE OFF BOTH TITTIES!
A MASSACRE IN THE WHITE HOUSE AND THE DOJ!
SINCE YOU’RE SO SMART, BITCH!
TELLING ME WHAT YOU AIN’T GONNA DO!
TELLING ME, “Jesus is dead”,
AND, “Pay no attention to that nigga”,
I’MA GET YOUR ASS REAL GOOD!
FOLLOW YOU AND YOUR CHILD TO SCHOOL!
NO CHILDREN, I’MA MAKE CHILDREN!
A DIABETIC HAM HOCK!
WHATEVER AARON’S GOT, I’M GOING TO GIVE YOU A TRILLION TIMES WORSE, AS ONLY I CAN, I’M THE GOD ALMIGHTY!
MAKE YOU FEEL EVERY INCH OF THE PAIN!
GIVE YOU A NEW BODY THAT TEARS APART AND COMES BACK TOGETHER IN HELL, A REVOLVING DOOR SUICIDE!
IT’S SUICIDE FOR YOU TO CHALLENGE ME EVEN FOR ONE SECOND! 7:54pm,
A DOME OF THE AFFAIR!
